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  • Ouchies!

  • haha! ...I was laughing out loud when he said "pass the popcorn"! 5/5 & sub!

  • eternal sunshine one time

  • Love it!

  • LOL I love when he runs to the car crying

  • So funny!!

  • really cool.... both actors did a good job...

    4x

  • Ok I wasn't expecting that.. Very funny..

  • hi who is this

  • just a 5000 mg dose, roflmao!!

  • hi who is this wht is ur name.

  • your gf/wife is pretty cute

  • You are adorable!!! The videos make me laugh!!! Incredibly well-done and creative.

  • That was great, were you using the stock mic?

  • *falls off her chair*

    Trop cool!! ^^ I love the part when you run cry'n and slam yourself against the car. XD "WHY???!!!" lol

    Never Dumped

    She kills him at the end thats so funny! LOL Jen is crazy lol

    I'm with Meishabelle XD

  • no you didnt? pass the popcorn. lol

  • That, was funny.

  • Hahaha, I think some of my ex-boyfriends have a subscription for neverdump. They should really take it off the market!

  • LOL

  • haha.

    this was cute.

  • kudos to you for the effort. But this was a waste of time. Please try acting classes. You should really get better writers for your sketches, too.

  • Yep, always the ones with no videos and apparently no talent. Congrats on proving that you're a douche bag.

  • guy just stfu this was very cool lol made me chuckle

    good job geneticblend keep up the good work

    cant wait for the madlibs vid

  • how do u make that thing above the suscribe button?

  • Nice Stuff !!

    Great video.. that is lol greatness.

  • You're a N-U-T !! Silly ;-)

  • lmao! subscribed!

  • awesome video!! how long was were you a member? this video is good.

  • "AAAAH! WHYYY!!" *does it for a second time*

    Pmsl!! Love the side effects bit! spesh the 'may cause: internal bleeding, external bleeding...' lol!

    Great Vid! *rates 5*

  • "Side Effects may cuase broken nose, coma, spilt skull, or even death" LOL so funny! 5 stars!

  • "There are tons of trees in the forest!" Haha.

  • fake.

    SOOOOO FAke.

  • yeah its fake and u need some help with ur perception its supposed to be.

  • lol

  • Excellent

     !

  • Thanks Josh.

  • lol so not worth it. you're the man Joe. too bad about Nick though.

  • Gotta get me summa dat.

  • thnx for the invite ;) hehe ur really funny :) im subscribing !! =)

  • Funny video, you can't really act :-) thank the gods you are a brilliant video maker :-D

    season 2 of scrubs was a brilliant touch especially with all the dumping between J.D. and Elliot.

  • I know I can't act but have seen Pesto 3? I thouht I did ok in that.

  • You were very good at all the pesto videos.

    which makes me wonder how close to home were those scenes for you :-)

    Just kidding Joe.

    You know you have my vote. The pesto series is probably the best videos made in youtube so far.

  • HAHA.... Thanks Ran. :^)

  • I'm waiting to see the other guys video so that I can really do an honest, but he's got his work cut out, I'm telling you. That was funny as hell. You should sell that bit to SNL they could use it.

  • Thanks! SNL needs a LOT of help these days.

  • Yeah, they really do and for a long time. Actually I hope that didn't offend you, really. You're far superior.

  • love the body slam

  • dodgy side effects!

  • What's with the lighting? Couldn't you afford TWO lights?

  • Bro - this had my cracking up!

  • Good video haha

  • Jen should have dumped you AFTER watching Scrubs.....

    So funny!

  • lol you said "never dumped" so perfectly

  • SCRUBS! lol.. nice kitchen

  • LOL!! This is great! :D +5 You both did such a great job. "OMG!" "I brought bagels!" :D

  • Great video, laughing balls off funny. The frying pan was hilarious, and you crying, well, it was golden.

  • dudes - this is F'ing hilarious! love it...

  • Thanks! Great meeting you last night.

  • HEE HEE HEE HAAA HAAA HAAA! I CAN'T BREATHE. TOO FUNNY! Hey, I've got some NeverBeattoDeath pills you can borrow, if that helps.

  • It's too late for those I think, but thanks. :D

  • awesome

  • Funny Stuff...you rule!! Good luck with the contest thing

  • Thanks! Do I know you? :D Go vote on the new video. Just say something like, GeneticBlend is the God of Gods... or something like that. Or say I suck, either way, just vote. Thanks. The link is up in the description.

  • XD hilarious :p

  • lol :o you have my vote

  • How have I missed this! Brilliant!

  • kick ass in non stars, you rock!

  • This is great! I love it.

  • Nice!

    I like it.

  • Good job, this really opened my eyes for your channel. :) Looking forward to more great vids!

  • Friggin Hilarious! ;)

  • Thanks, glad you got liked it!

  • awesome !!!

  • haha, awesome. That was fun. :) Good luck in NonStars.

  • :D Thanks! Right back at ya!

  • LMFAO!!!

  • Thanks for your support.

  • loved the ending =)

  • Thanks!

  • can't wait for the next product i hear is coming soon: NEVER BROKE

  • hehe, loved it

  • WTF! That Rather Funny

  • Excellent! :D

  • LOL!!!

  • execellent, will suscribe

  • Thanks!

  • Aww man not another one...how do we get you people to understand you are suppose to give the pills to the "dumper" not the "dumpie" :) Cheers!

  • Aha... No wonder I was having a problem. haha... Thanks for the comment.

  • Fantastic response, 2of6Solutions!! Right in keeping with the video and turns it on its head.

  • Wwhhhhyyyyyyyyy?? Whhyyyy? Aaahhh! WHYYYYY JENN???

    That was spot on. We've all been there.

  • very eternal sunshine esque

  • That was so FREAKING hilarious!

  • Loved the piano music to accompany the bashing!! U gotta stop getting refills on that prescription!LOL

  • You are one sexy dude when you run!!

  • sukatra: Yeah, that's one of my favorite parts, too. I laugh loudest at his flailing run.

  • First video of yours I ever watched. Now I'm subscribed.

  • Thanks!

  • I just never call the guy or act like a bitch LOL maybe I will be honest next time. WOW

  • Holy shit this was good! Reminded me also, in a way, of one of my favorite films of all time: "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Frying Pan" ;-)

  • Thanks Skibby!

  • Great Idea...lol

  • You sparked the idea brother. Thanks!

  • You know- I've tried the generic version of Never Dumped (I got it from a guy in Canada). It was called STALKER. The synergistic effects when taken w/ a forty of OLD ENGLSIGH could land you in jail. be careful

  • NeverDumped still holds the patent on the formula. I think someone just sold you a tab of acid. Or maybe is was just the 40. I don't know.

  • Clever and hilarious.

    Nice to meet you at Zipster's performance last night!

  • Thanks. Nice meeting you as well.

  • Hehe--That was fun! Gave me a smile to start my day. Great Job, Guys!

  • Thanks Jimmy! Glad you enjoyed it. I start every day with a smile, a cup of coffee and 2 neverdumped. (And maybe some black tar heroin.)

    :P

  • The breakfast of champions.

  • I thought I got "NeverDumped" (ordered online from Canada)...turns out it was "NeverDump" ***never order drugs online :-) Great video!

  • Ouch. So sorry. *passes the prune juice*

  • these two deserve each other

  • How true.

  • You seem to be commenting alright so I don't have to call an ambulance?

    (or coroner)

  • Yea, I'm OK. Thanks for your concern though. :D

  • If those come in 'chewables' then I'd like to place an order.

  • They actually do. They're also waiting for FDA approval for the intravenous version.

  • Cool! That's how you know something has truly evolved: when you can mainline it.

  • lol thats funny

  • Many thanks.

  • Awesome video!

  • Merci Madamoisele.

  • I've had that happen without the pills. Hilarious short!

  • Me too unfortunately. Well, not the frying pan part.

    Thanks Travis.

  • what a compliment coming from another talented tuber!

  • LOL! That was great. Have you seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? This is like the 2 minute version of that but with a creepy stalker edge to it. Great job!!

  • I loved that movie.

  • lol ouch.

  • Yeah, ouch is right. Hell hath no fury and all that.

  • I can understand your character's pain, I really wouldn't want to lose someone who's that assertive.

  • She keeps me in check. Although, I'm not sure too many can understand the pain of a frying pan to the head.

  • Nice one!

  • Thanks Mads!

  • I think she needs some NeverStalked...

  • I think the frying pan has the same desired affect. What she needs now is NeverKilledAGuy.

  • we are soo on it!!

  • "plenty of trees in the forest"

    another blended classic.

  • haha.. I like that. I might start using "A Blended Short" as a tag line or something. Thanks Weston.

  • Awesome work as usual!

  • Many thanks.

  • good job man :D

  • Thank you your Highness.

  • If "Never dumped!" did what I wonder what "Never was" does?

  • Go check out KidBlood1.

  • haha!!

  • hehe!!

  • You might want to get a prescription for Never Whumped.

  • Waiting for FDA approval.

  • OK, that was hysterical, Great video

  • Thank you Joy.

  • Fantastic job! Great throwback to classic SNL commercial parodies. Actually, it reminds me of a few women I've dated in the past. But, I think they were taking Zanax!

  • Thanks! mmm... Zanex. Good stuff.

  • This was genius. Hilarious. Extremely well done.

    By the way, wifeofblend, you were great! The end was Oscar worthy.

  • Do you have the same broken keyboard as TheTruth007?

    Thanks brother. And WifeofBlend says thanks too.

  • Thanks for pointing that out, I meant to type "heinous". My bad.

    I've watched it 3 more times. Do I have permission to stalk your wife? Just a little. Like, every other weekend? Just checking. I'd stalk you, too, but that cranium freaks me out.

  • You can try but be careful, she's deadly with a frying pan.

    And leave my cranium alone, at least I have some hair left on mine.

    Oh, and if you do come out here to stalk her let me know. I'll reserve a tee time.

  • I have hair left on mine! True, it's growing on my ears, but they're a part of the cranium.

    I like playing early, by the way. Say 7:00am?

  • I'm thinking of getting a hair transplant. I figure I have enough growing on my back to make up for what I lost on my head.

    7:00am? I'm no where near waking up at that time. See, on top of the ADD I have sleep apnea. I'm all banged up. How's 10:00AM?

  • Whine, whine, whine. I've had insomnia for 10 years. Boo-friggin-hoo. 7:30, latest!

  • F insomnia. You can fix that warm milk and kava kava. I have to go to a sleep Doctor and get some freaky breathing apparatus strapped to my head at night. My wife is going to be sleeping next to a freaking storm trooper. 9:00AM is the earliest I can do.

  • Okay, 8:00am and I won't tell your wife to replace your breathing apparatus with a pillow. Capice? (capish?) (Capeesh?) Whatever.

  • 8:30 and I won't tell your wife to hit you over the head with her 5 iron. And it's Capisci. Capisci?

  • you and your wife talks!! sh-hhhh

  • well- look who is here!!!

  • whow, u got owned by your wife, major ownage!

  • Nothing new. =P

  • lol, it is like u are a lvl 60 pally, and your wife is a lvl 16 Wife, She will Win, no matter what! lol

  • LOL, Great job, Mrs. Blend!!! Oh, and you too, Joe....she's carrying you, though...= )

    Geez, you even get comments from kevynjacobs, and he never says anything! LOL

  • Thanks Marc. She always carries me. Story of my life.

  • Hey, I resemble that remark!

  • Hagrid lives!!

  • lol that pill would cost me a lot of problems!! great job!!

  • I'm sure you know a couple of people who are already taking it. Just make sure you have a frying pan handy and you'll be OK.

  • Funny!

  • Many thanks.

  • hahahah that was gr8

  • Thank you.

  • ANd WHY aren't they paying you for this GOLD?!! Your stuff is priceless.