I'm waiting to see the other guys video so that I can really do an honest, but he's got his work cut out, I'm telling you. That was funny as hell. You should sell that bit to SNL they could use it.
Thanks! Do I know you? :D Go vote on the new video. Just say something like, GeneticBlend is the God of Gods... or something like that. Or say I suck, either way, just vote. Thanks. The link is up in the description.
You know- I've tried the generic version of Never Dumped (I got it from a guy in Canada). It was called STALKER. The synergistic effects when taken w/ a forty of OLD ENGLSIGH could land you in jail. be careful
LOL! That was great. Have you seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? This is like the 2 minute version of that but with a creepy stalker edge to it. Great job!!
Fantastic job! Great throwback to classic SNL commercial parodies. Actually, it reminds me of a few women I've dated in the past. But, I think they were taking Zanax!
Thanks for pointing that out, I meant to type "heinous". My bad.
I've watched it 3 more times. Do I have permission to stalk your wife? Just a little. Like, every other weekend? Just checking. I'd stalk you, too, but that cranium freaks me out.
F insomnia. You can fix that warm milk and kava kava. I have to go to a sleep Doctor and get some freaky breathing apparatus strapped to my head at night. My wife is going to be sleeping next to a freaking storm trooper. 9:00AM is the earliest I can do.
Ouchies!
AnthroVlog 2 years ago
haha! ...I was laughing out loud when he said "pass the popcorn"! 5/5 & sub!
brusspup 3 years ago
eternal sunshine one time
AcreActiveLibrary 3 years ago
Love it!
TheJayEffect 3 years ago
LOL I love when he runs to the car crying
VeroniqueEmbrace 3 years ago
So funny!!
jgstargazer 3 years ago
really cool.... both actors did a good job...
4x
john40pl 3 years ago
Ok I wasn't expecting that.. Very funny..
artettina 3 years ago
hi who is this
jsmithdias 3 years ago
just a 5000 mg dose, roflmao!!
wiregirl12 3 years ago
hi who is this wht is ur name.
jsmithdias 3 years ago
your gf/wife is pretty cute
Borealis956 3 years ago
You are adorable!!! The videos make me laugh!!! Incredibly well-done and creative.
colinchloe2229 3 years ago
That was great, were you using the stock mic?
kambosoop 3 years ago
*falls off her chair*
Trop cool!! ^^ I love the part when you run cry'n and slam yourself against the car. XD "WHY???!!!" lol
Never Dumped
She kills him at the end thats so funny! LOL Jen is crazy lol
I'm with Meishabelle XD
TheShadowcil 3 years ago
no you didnt? pass the popcorn. lol
jasonchoi25 3 years ago
That, was funny.
tokyomitsubishi 4 years ago
Hahaha, I think some of my ex-boyfriends have a subscription for neverdump. They should really take it off the market!
Meishabelle 4 years ago
LOL
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
haha.
this was cute.
flipmodelove 4 years ago
kudos to you for the effort. But this was a waste of time. Please try acting classes. You should really get better writers for your sketches, too.
teuff 4 years ago
Yep, always the ones with no videos and apparently no talent. Congrats on proving that you're a douche bag.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
guy just stfu this was very cool lol made me chuckle
good job geneticblend keep up the good work
cant wait for the madlibs vid
BassMan1912 4 years ago
how do u make that thing above the suscribe button?
MBUfilms 4 years ago
Nice Stuff !!
Great video.. that is lol greatness.
mybonesbreak 4 years ago
You're a N-U-T !! Silly ;-)
Yoridoo 4 years ago
lmao! subscribed!
JakobSpooner 4 years ago
awesome video!! how long was were you a member? this video is good.
Iz69 4 years ago
"AAAAH! WHYYY!!" *does it for a second time*
Pmsl!! Love the side effects bit! spesh the 'may cause: internal bleeding, external bleeding...' lol!
Great Vid! *rates 5*
LonelyAngel13 4 years ago
"Side Effects may cuase broken nose, coma, spilt skull, or even death" LOL so funny! 5 stars!
ShannyPants2 4 years ago
"There are tons of trees in the forest!" Haha.
Maniacsflower 4 years ago
fake.
SOOOOO FAke.
mcat319 4 years ago
yeah its fake and u need some help with ur perception its supposed to be.
busterboxer86 4 years ago
lol
squigs1500 4 years ago
Excellent
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elizard 4 years ago
Thanks Josh.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
lol so not worth it. you're the man Joe. too bad about Nick though.
bigboss12085 4 years ago
Gotta get me summa dat.
BigFatBetty 4 years ago
thnx for the invite ;) hehe ur really funny :) im subscribing !! =)
JFlowzz 4 years ago
Funny video, you can't really act :-) thank the gods you are a brilliant video maker :-D
season 2 of scrubs was a brilliant touch especially with all the dumping between J.D. and Elliot.
Ranblv 4 years ago
I know I can't act but have seen Pesto 3? I thouht I did ok in that.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
You were very good at all the pesto videos.
which makes me wonder how close to home were those scenes for you :-)
Just kidding Joe.
You know you have my vote. The pesto series is probably the best videos made in youtube so far.
Ranblv 4 years ago
HAHA.... Thanks Ran. :^)
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
I'm waiting to see the other guys video so that I can really do an honest, but he's got his work cut out, I'm telling you. That was funny as hell. You should sell that bit to SNL they could use it.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Thanks! SNL needs a LOT of help these days.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Yeah, they really do and for a long time. Actually I hope that didn't offend you, really. You're far superior.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
love the body slam
kayleewyatt 4 years ago
dodgy side effects!
righthandgenius 4 years ago
What's with the lighting? Couldn't you afford TWO lights?
salsburysteakjr 4 years ago
Bro - this had my cracking up!
nHisImage 4 years ago
Good video haha
TheWoodcreekFaction 4 years ago
Jen should have dumped you AFTER watching Scrubs.....
So funny!
winger1212 4 years ago
lol you said "never dumped" so perfectly
whitetongue897 4 years ago
SCRUBS! lol.. nice kitchen
omgomgshutup 4 years ago
LOL!! This is great! :D +5 You both did such a great job. "OMG!" "I brought bagels!" :D
annspade 4 years ago
Great video, laughing balls off funny. The frying pan was hilarious, and you crying, well, it was golden.
DealyRizazamatizazz 4 years ago
dudes - this is F'ing hilarious! love it...
missribs 4 years ago
Thanks! Great meeting you last night.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
HEE HEE HEE HAAA HAAA HAAA! I CAN'T BREATHE. TOO FUNNY! Hey, I've got some NeverBeattoDeath pills you can borrow, if that helps.
spokenlife 4 years ago
It's too late for those I think, but thanks. :D
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
awesome
rfcscottrfc 4 years ago
Funny Stuff...you rule!! Good luck with the contest thing
mje5670 4 years ago
Thanks! Do I know you? :D Go vote on the new video. Just say something like, GeneticBlend is the God of Gods... or something like that. Or say I suck, either way, just vote. Thanks. The link is up in the description.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
XD hilarious :p
denishka07 4 years ago
lol :o you have my vote
clubsoda921 4 years ago
How have I missed this! Brilliant!
sophiaal 4 years ago
kick ass in non stars, you rock!
TheTruth007 4 years ago
This is great! I love it.
iheartslug 4 years ago
Nice!
I like it.
rb5235 4 years ago
Good job, this really opened my eyes for your channel. :) Looking forward to more great vids!
pherenika 4 years ago
Friggin Hilarious! ;)
mtamorphis 4 years ago
Thanks, glad you got liked it!
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
awesome !!!
Kathandguizmo 4 years ago
haha, awesome. That was fun. :) Good luck in NonStars.
AikoShrek 4 years ago
:D Thanks! Right back at ya!
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
LMFAO!!!
MrsAtomicUs5000 4 years ago
Thanks for your support.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
loved the ending =)
StickieTheMajestic 4 years ago
Thanks!
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
can't wait for the next product i hear is coming soon: NEVER BROKE
eoboston 4 years ago
hehe, loved it
mattlesich 4 years ago
WTF! That Rather Funny
stevetheninja12 4 years ago
Excellent! :D
ravenlaughs 4 years ago
LOL!!!
SadieDammit 4 years ago
execellent, will suscribe
hoomelemele 4 years ago
Thanks!
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Aww man not another one...how do we get you people to understand you are suppose to give the pills to the "dumper" not the "dumpie" :) Cheers!
2of6Solutions 4 years ago
Aha... No wonder I was having a problem. haha... Thanks for the comment.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Fantastic response, 2of6Solutions!! Right in keeping with the video and turns it on its head.
dancegypsy 4 years ago
Wwhhhhyyyyyyyyy?? Whhyyyy? Aaahhh! WHYYYYY JENN???
That was spot on. We've all been there.
beffer2000 4 years ago
very eternal sunshine esque
Nicolslaw 4 years ago
That was so FREAKING hilarious!
ShintaVonWeizegger 4 years ago
Loved the piano music to accompany the bashing!! U gotta stop getting refills on that prescription!LOL
filofarnsworth1 4 years ago
You are one sexy dude when you run!!
sukatra 4 years ago
sukatra: Yeah, that's one of my favorite parts, too. I laugh loudest at his flailing run.
dancegypsy 4 years ago
First video of yours I ever watched. Now I'm subscribed.
TheLastHumanOnEarth 4 years ago
Thanks!
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
I just never call the guy or act like a bitch LOL maybe I will be honest next time. WOW
focusfitnessonline 4 years ago
Holy shit this was good! Reminded me also, in a way, of one of my favorite films of all time: "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Frying Pan" ;-)
skibby 4 years ago
Thanks Skibby!
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Great Idea...lol
kidblood1 4 years ago
You sparked the idea brother. Thanks!
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
You know- I've tried the generic version of Never Dumped (I got it from a guy in Canada). It was called STALKER. The synergistic effects when taken w/ a forty of OLD ENGLSIGH could land you in jail. be careful
davisfleetwood 4 years ago
NeverDumped still holds the patent on the formula. I think someone just sold you a tab of acid. Or maybe is was just the 40. I don't know.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Clever and hilarious.
Nice to meet you at Zipster's performance last night!
PastaBaby 4 years ago
Thanks. Nice meeting you as well.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Hehe--That was fun! Gave me a smile to start my day. Great Job, Guys!
JimmyHook 4 years ago
Thanks Jimmy! Glad you enjoyed it. I start every day with a smile, a cup of coffee and 2 neverdumped. (And maybe some black tar heroin.)
:P
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
The breakfast of champions.
IAGuy06 4 years ago
I thought I got "NeverDumped" (ordered online from Canada)...turns out it was "NeverDump" ***never order drugs online :-) Great video!
TheaterOfMemory 4 years ago
Ouch. So sorry. *passes the prune juice*
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
these two deserve each other
zeusvalentine 4 years ago
How true.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
You seem to be commenting alright so I don't have to call an ambulance?
(or coroner)
IAGuy06 4 years ago
Yea, I'm OK. Thanks for your concern though. :D
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
If those come in 'chewables' then I'd like to place an order.
curt344 4 years ago
They actually do. They're also waiting for FDA approval for the intravenous version.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Cool! That's how you know something has truly evolved: when you can mainline it.
curt344 4 years ago
lol thats funny
3101010 4 years ago
Many thanks.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Awesome video!
madamoisele1 4 years ago
Merci Madamoisele.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
I've had that happen without the pills. Hilarious short!
TheReceptionist 4 years ago
Me too unfortunately. Well, not the frying pan part.
Thanks Travis.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
what a compliment coming from another talented tuber!
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
LOL! That was great. Have you seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? This is like the 2 minute version of that but with a creepy stalker edge to it. Great job!!
anakin1814 4 years ago
I loved that movie.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
lol ouch.
livingpassion 4 years ago
Yeah, ouch is right. Hell hath no fury and all that.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
I can understand your character's pain, I really wouldn't want to lose someone who's that assertive.
jesse1701 4 years ago
She keeps me in check. Although, I'm not sure too many can understand the pain of a frying pan to the head.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Nice one!
MadsKirkegaard 4 years ago
Thanks Mads!
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
I think she needs some NeverStalked...
kenrg 4 years ago
I think the frying pan has the same desired affect. What she needs now is NeverKilledAGuy.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
we are soo on it!!
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
"plenty of trees in the forest"
another blended classic.
braverun 4 years ago
haha.. I like that. I might start using "A Blended Short" as a tag line or something. Thanks Weston.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Awesome work as usual!
jerlasvegas 4 years ago
Many thanks.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
good job man :D
MrChocoprince 4 years ago
Thank you your Highness.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
If "Never dumped!" did what I wonder what "Never was" does?
warll2 4 years ago
Go check out KidBlood1.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
haha!!
Strangeholm 4 years ago
hehe!!
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
You might want to get a prescription for Never Whumped.
30andout 4 years ago
Waiting for FDA approval.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
OK, that was hysterical, Great video
Fringe111 4 years ago
Thank you Joy.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Fantastic job! Great throwback to classic SNL commercial parodies. Actually, it reminds me of a few women I've dated in the past. But, I think they were taking Zanax!
18MonkeyClumps 4 years ago
Thanks! mmm... Zanex. Good stuff.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
This was genius. Hilarious. Extremely well done.
By the way, wifeofblend, you were great! The end was Oscar worthy.
bnessel1973 4 years ago
Do you have the same broken keyboard as TheTruth007?
Thanks brother. And WifeofBlend says thanks too.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Thanks for pointing that out, I meant to type "heinous". My bad.
I've watched it 3 more times. Do I have permission to stalk your wife? Just a little. Like, every other weekend? Just checking. I'd stalk you, too, but that cranium freaks me out.
bnessel1973 4 years ago
You can try but be careful, she's deadly with a frying pan.
And leave my cranium alone, at least I have some hair left on mine.
Oh, and if you do come out here to stalk her let me know. I'll reserve a tee time.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
I have hair left on mine! True, it's growing on my ears, but they're a part of the cranium.
I like playing early, by the way. Say 7:00am?
bnessel1973 4 years ago
I'm thinking of getting a hair transplant. I figure I have enough growing on my back to make up for what I lost on my head.
7:00am? I'm no where near waking up at that time. See, on top of the ADD I have sleep apnea. I'm all banged up. How's 10:00AM?
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Whine, whine, whine. I've had insomnia for 10 years. Boo-friggin-hoo. 7:30, latest!
bnessel1973 4 years ago
F insomnia. You can fix that warm milk and kava kava. I have to go to a sleep Doctor and get some freaky breathing apparatus strapped to my head at night. My wife is going to be sleeping next to a freaking storm trooper. 9:00AM is the earliest I can do.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Okay, 8:00am and I won't tell your wife to replace your breathing apparatus with a pillow. Capice? (capish?) (Capeesh?) Whatever.
bnessel1973 4 years ago
8:30 and I won't tell your wife to hit you over the head with her 5 iron. And it's Capisci. Capisci?
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
you and your wife talks!! sh-hhhh
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
well- look who is here!!!
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
whow, u got owned by your wife, major ownage!
matts417 4 years ago
Nothing new. =P
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
lol, it is like u are a lvl 60 pally, and your wife is a lvl 16 Wife, She will Win, no matter what! lol
matts417 4 years ago
LOL, Great job, Mrs. Blend!!! Oh, and you too, Joe....she's carrying you, though...= )
Geez, you even get comments from kevynjacobs, and he never says anything! LOL
thefrozenghost 4 years ago
Thanks Marc. She always carries me. Story of my life.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Hey, I resemble that remark!
kevynjacobs 4 years ago
Hagrid lives!!
thefrozenghost 4 years ago
lol that pill would cost me a lot of problems!! great job!!
xgobobeanx 4 years ago
I'm sure you know a couple of people who are already taking it. Just make sure you have a frying pan handy and you'll be OK.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
Funny!
kevynjacobs 4 years ago
Many thanks.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
hahahah that was gr8
vonny100765 4 years ago
Thank you.
GeneticBlend 4 years ago
ANd WHY aren't they paying you for this GOLD?!! Your stuff is priceless.
DoctorMetropolis 4 years ago