The Nasty and Disgusting World of Vampire Bats (original narration by Randall)

[Javedur313]

EVERY OF HIS VID THE TOP COMMENT ALWAYS SAY HONEY BAGER DONT GIV A SHIT AND I AGREE LOL

[Javedur313]

dude every of his vid i see the top comment alwassay HONEY BATCHER DONT CARE LOL AND I AGREE

[dumgurlz]

Team Edward LOL

[3PICxStudios]

OH wake up pig Oh its eating its NIPPLE Lmao

[3PICxStudios]

@iCommentAndLike he would be like "oh your sad that you got an F on your project? What Would the honey badger say? he wouldn't give a shit"

[iraqismartheart1]

try something different dude

[theswamp339]

@iraqismartheart1 watch a different video...

[SpankMyPlatypus]

1:09 I have the weirdest boner..

[CelinasDancing]

Eww oh look at that ew it's biting it's nipple!

[assassintwinat8]

They should just make one of those animal planet documentary series with this narrator. Like Planet Earth, but with this dude narrating.

[inzsairis]

haha i love the music on the background

[MithranArkanere]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[purplecowsFTW98]

Wake up, pig, wake up!

Oh my- oh its biting its nipple for blood! Its disgusting. Oh wake up, pig!

[gen1234x]

OH JESUS GET OFF ITS NIPPLES!

[poisonfire2]

"its really intresting that OH LOOK! OH OH THATS JUST OH THATS DISGUSTING!" LOL!

[keos2702]

his voice make me remember Mr. Slave of South Park

[cjrluvsdnr]

Does the pig die? I hope not.

[Anniebabel]

@cjrluvsdnr I was wondering the same thing.

[shadyandJR]

@cjrluvsdnr useually after a vampire bat attack the victum either dies of blood loss, infection, or illness

[SwagDistrict9]

And that's why pigs aren't kosher

[yourpikissmall]

stop touching my nipells now vampier bats

[DISEASEDPRODUCTI0NS]

LOL my suggestions said The nasty and disgusting World

[MsOogla]

I think they're kind of cute :)

[11200jrcheer]

honey badger should give a shit now.

[mattpn27191]

yea.. this song has defiantly not been overused

[Branto123]

they should redo honey badger.......

[TheMisfitable]

"look at 'em go to town" LMAO

[PrideMonstress]

Get off its nipples!

Best sentence ever x)

[ICommentAndLike]

This guy should teach a science class!!

[assassintwinat8]

@ICommentAndLike He should just be on animal planet

[3PIC13378]

@ICommentAndLike Or history! :D

[waterlily214]

This is by far my favorite one

[ItsCreatee]

Pig dont give a shit.

[blackanimecat2]

Vampire bats are harmless

[ckamerick]

that poor pig should just wake up!

[kendrat199]

I fucking hate bats.

[RepoExplosiveSushi]

Pig: *wakes up feeling dizzy with odd scars* Shit...what happened last night?

Narrator: Vampire bats were sucking on your nipples! Jesus why didn't you wake up?!

[UPcomingBARBER08]

bat fourplay

[RandomThings231]

Honey bear still dont give a shit!!!!!!



[Qwomlee]

@RandomThings231 Honey badger* :3

[101beautyGal]

I bet the honey badger would let the bat suck it's blood because it doesn't give a shit.

[jtzproductions]

@101beautyGal If he was hungry he would eat their fucking heads and take a nap again.

[MiddleEasternKeyboad]

@101beautyGal

dude, that was soooooooooo funny.

[shadyandJR]

@101beautyGal XD XD XD sooooo true

[MadMeanGirl]

Still not as nasty and disgusting as Twilight.

[crazehcakes]

1:22 vampire bats doing it with tounge yea baby lick it

[yourhappydeath]

o wake up pig shake them off!!!!

[deziraemckenzie]

pause at 1:23 lol



[theskaterboy8]

THIS IS FAKE SHIT!!!!!

[Twime144]

@theskaterboy8 no shit Sherlock, how long did it take you to figure THAT out?

[theskaterboy8]

vampire bats are just sucking like a speck of blood out of the pig no harm

[zekromtriniperson224]

crazy and digusting LOL :)



[jimsuperkid]

Vampire Bat can't get Honey Badger, even so he doesn't give a shit.

[OneWingedPanda]

Randall and that "Damn Nature! You scary" guy need to co-host a nature program!!!

[gcosgrove220]

anyone notice that there was no 1;44?

[infearandfaiith]

other than Randell's voice i think what makes these narrations so funny is the ridiculous music

[flipman102]

honey badger saw this he doesnt give a shit

[stonephone]

if he got is own show, honey badger wouldn't watch that shit.

[TheGiraffe101]

he should egt his own nature show. i would soo watch it everyday

[MBAce3514]

"Oh God.... Look at them go to town."

[kikie115]

also when they're feeding they pee and or shit to make more room for more food :D <-- one more disgusting fact

[catwomen61]

Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit about No Goddamn Piggy and His Motherfuckin Piggy Nap.

[hughes3529]

you know Gunny dont give a shit either...you changed my life..i was like OMG...FML this guy is stupid funny

[GooGooKrockidiles]

The Vampire Bat can suck on that nipple all it wants, because the HoneyBadger doesn't give a shit. And if the HoneyBadger doesn't give a shit, we don't give a shit.

[Browner1613]

Why is "Honey Badger don't give shit!" a top comment? This effin video isnt even about the Honey Badger fags

[SantaFishes101]

lol, they are pretty cute though xD

[deusprogrammer]

Wesley Willis would have loved this video.

[loudxninja2396]

oh jesus get off its nipples!

[TheHaterVEVO]

...look guys, the honey badger really doesn't give a shit.

[Beautiful19Nightmare]

Guess What ......

The Vampire Bat Dont Give A Shit!

[longtail4711]

The bats are molesternating the pig! D:

[willet4orange]

OH its biting its nippaaaal-ah!

[jackkiiieeex28]

"oh jesus get off its nipples!"

[kwyjiboy11]

1:19 Aww look: they're French kissing...

[whydizz]

Pigs give less of a shit than honey badgers

[lebchr]

pig doesn't give a carp if bats sucks his nipples for milk...BECAUSE PIG DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!!!

[m0tls1]

Oh JESUS! Get OFF his nipples!

[OcarinaZombie]

I actually learned something :)

[toadsrule1]

I never get the top god damn comment on anything always some dumb shit gets the top one

[lobbylobbsme]

Honeybadger just dont care. honeybadger just dont give a s***. xDD

[thecupcakepeeps]

omg u know how like the bats are all eating on the pig in its sleep it's like while thats going on the narration is: eeww look the pig doesnt even care he's such a bad ass he dont give a shit u know why!? because when he wakes up he's gunna smack the shit outta of those bad ass's!

[LagBoy86]

Its Nipples dont give a shit!!!

[wegotthecup11]

oh jesus get off its nipples

[seashellxoxo92]

They need to show these in school

[zentofroez]

"thats disgusting GET OF ITS NIPPLE!"

[LennySkizz]

They adoptt baby bats...well that's nice

UHHH BUT THAT's DISGUSTING

*subscribe*

[DCALVERTMW2]

I am going to suggest that we watch these videos in my science class... for educational purposes of course. :)

[CWalker4Real]

"Oh, Jesus! Get Off Its Nipples!"

[zigzag0529]

I'm amazed how by watching these i actually learn stuff.... friggin amazing

[MountainDewMan169]

look at em go to town.... hahaha

[carrollstreetboy]

Wake up pig, wake up!

[mariamyersxxx]

i am learning sooo much. xD

[amandamp101]

I L-O-L 'd when i saw this XD the crazy nastyass honey badger is the best so far though xDDDD

[JesseKolp]

OH! Jesus! Get off its nipples!

[MRxKILLZONE]

this guy knows how to make education fun! lol xD

[Xboxisbetterhaters]

Vampire bat dont care!!!!!!!1

[Madels5]

IT'S BITING ITS NIPPLE!

[KreataMusic]

Look at them go to town...

[tatoodleMYpoodle]

they may have been weined from milk,

but not blood.

(Thumbs up if YOU agree!)

[itsmeomg333]

WHY CAN'T MY SCIENCE TEACHER SHOW THEESE?!?!? :(

[Rocky951412]

like if you would watch Randall's Show on TV (if he had one)

[XSilvenX]

@Rocky951412 TV...? People still watch that? -_-

[iVideoRandomStuff]

@XSilvenX yeah, you retard.

[XSilvenX]

@iVideoRandomStuff LOL, someone who watches TV calling me a retard...hilarious. Stay stupid bro.

[iVideoRandomStuff]

@XSilvenX First of all, I'm not your "bro". Most people, like myself, still watch TV. It is a very easy way to access the latest news, sport updates, etc. Watching TV could mean many things. It could mean you are watching your favorite television network or simply watching a DVD off of your DVD player (watching movies on HBO, Starz, etc.). You are in the wrong my friend, the majority of the U.S. still watches TV.

[XSilvenX]

@iVideoRandomStuff And coincidentally, the majority of people are politically apathetic sheeple who never think twice twice about their slavery 2.0 system and how their rampant consumption effects the rest of the world. Funny how that works... "A lot of people do it, so I do it too" yes... good logic. A lot of people also believed the Iraq War was a war on terrorism..lol

Keep sheepin' bro.

[iVideoRandomStuff]

@XSilvenX You have maneuvered away from the starting argument.

Bye.

[XSilvenX]

@iVideoRandomStuff Starting argument? I asked a rhetorical question, and you answered by calling me a retard because you got offended. There was never any "argument" here buddy.

[NinjaOfTinFoil]

OH JESUS! GET OFF ITS NIPPLE!

[nickj116]

Biting its nipple!

[wylder1125]

these videos are educational and funny as hell . but still honey badger doesn't give a shit

[Kitsunegirl1212]

Oh it's biting it's nipple! Oh that's disgusting..

Oh jesus, get off it's nipples!

[chucknorrisman88]

wow....



[amnehzm]

OH JESUS, get off its nipple!

[archer06011]

the honeybadger would kick the shit out of that bat

[bentenx]

They're freakishly cute.

[epicbroccolli97]

@verdasium maybe it's inside a barn? Honey badger dont care where it eats!

[brewdank]

honey badger still doesn't give a shit

[taffyman17]

HONEY BADGER DONT CARE!

[Thunderbeater159]

And still! The honey badger doesn't give a shit. Cause hes a cute little fucker

[verdasium]

am i the onl one who thinks its wierd that a typical pig just wondered into a cave..dont vampire bats live in tropical forrest's or something

[Xenphyn]

Honey Badger don't care about bleeding.... He takes what he wants!

[DomenickRoja]

I'm surprised the top comments aren't about the honey badger not giving a shit

[SmashMaster83]

They're not disgusting, they're adorable.

[WhoGuyThat]

Oh jesus! Gets off its nipples!

[whereurears]

Where is the mandatory honey badger joke? Honey Badger may not give a shit but I do!

[DROPSHOTTxKING]

its funny how in every one of his vids he has the same background music

[epicninjaunicornguy]

GET OFF ITS NIPPLES

[AntiOxygenH20]

They Shuld SOOO Play these at school. We'd learn soooooooo much more. (Can u do a physical science one?)

[xSHADEofMISERYx]

WAKE UP PIG!!! WAKE UP!!!!!

[chaser4848]

that piggy just likes hardcore bondage..

[Shneeblyftw]

Honey Badger, still doesn't give a shit.

[dinosgorawrful]

"wake up pig!, wake up!" xD

[imjustastranger11]

these are vampire bats look how disgusting uh jezuz xD

[taloca121]

"look at em go to town" lmfao

[brunette2blondie2005]

"oh jesus, get of its nipples!"

[blahblahblah5697]

Honey Badger don't give shit!

[XlexibugxX]

@blahblahblah5697 I do. And i care that see honey badger comments on a VAMPIRE BAT video bro.

[blahblahblah5697]

@XlexibugxX Honey Badger don't give a shit.

[TheLarybert]

@blahblahblah5697 dont give a shit about ur face

[thehavoc21]

Is this Randall guy actually gay, or just jewish?

[TheRobloxlegend]

They apparently love licking nipples like a motor boat XD

[mybladeyourface]

Honey Badger don't give a shit if you bite his nipples.

[HaileyVerge]

These are the greatest educational videos EVER.

[miyaismykitty2]

@HaileyVerge i god i thumbed down but i meant to thumb up :O

[HaileyVerge]

@miyaismykitty2 Tht's ok

[HSIRES3]

@HaileyVerge I would have learned so much more in Biology if we'd had these videos.

[HaileyVerge]

@HSIRES3 We all would have....

[Kane13Emo]

Honey Badger dont give a shit if you bite his nipples

[HaileyVerge]

That poor pig should just wake up XD

[MrBlackcrab4]

i like vampire bats

[accountnameism547]

yes my favorite animal! >w<

[froggyparty96]

Wake up, pig!

[allstarworldwide]

HONEY BADGER STILL DONT GIVE A SHIT

[Theawesometaurus]

This guy is fucking hilarious.

[girandhispigs]

vampire bats? honey badger's still badass!

[dooleybobson1]

i want one...

[AmeliaDuphraine]

and people say pigeons are rats with wings..

Just look at thiss!

well thats okay..

cause honey badger

dont give a shit ;)

[MsBonnye]

Honey badger will NEVER give a shit!

[Sereniama]

Vampire bats? Honeybadger STILL doesn't give a shit!

[MrPlaya3501]

honey badger still dont give a fuck

[CabezonGOW]

Bats love to do motorboats!

[xfeetmanx]

Bat and Pigs....CONTAGION?!

[ReviewYouVids]

Miracle of the Daffy Jesus Lizard HD: /watch?v=Z_p62rOrgn0

Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger HD: /watch?v=VGTmUCCbL58

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ALL HAIL RANDALL THE NARRATOR GOD ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[Yceb0x]

"Vampire bats drink up to half of its weight in a feeding"... Except that's about a teaspoon, so not that much really. Bats don't weigh a whole lot.

[LittleGRim0105]

Honey bager STILL dont give a shit

[Nikkerz232]

thats.......weird..

not gonna even lie...

[sandhya169]

Babe?

[Rita3500]

The vampire bat...disgusting! >.<

[MsSigmaT]

How many bats are on that pig?!

[victorc0930]

head crabs!

[WadstAAr]

hahahahaha this is genuis! they is how teachers should educate ppl, thru entertainment