Dumb Russian Adult Falls Through The Ice

[randall091]

uuuuhhh ja w twoju mać - that means: it's fckin cold



[labandida50]

dumbass russians!!

[bunnyluv1987]

MADE IS RUSSIA........................­.



[GameBuilder15]

That wouldn't have happened to FPSRussia.

[remurlocganker]

In soviet Russia ice breaks you!

[daisyhinojosa23]

only in russia

[Levazoid]

this place is 20 metres left from kremlin

russiA  - hell

[StopFear]

What can say? Really sad to say I am Russian too. The men in the video swear horribly and basically look like street trash

[MancalaFromRussia]

@StopFear As a Russian, I most definitely support your comment. If that literal "oral rot" (the new language of the world, I'm afraid) didn't plague the video it would be more enjoyable.

-Masha

[MrKevmaster105]

this old Russian man must like to boogie

[juzu4me]

Did you little balls get shrunked?

[13914214]

do the cha cha slide!

[Schlafsack9]

hahaha geil

[starsandbarsforever]

i thought it was funny

[a9bomb]

Damn thats so cool

[billywiz21]

lmao russian cunt

[Lillzbe]

lmao. that was good. i like when he was dancing. and then just decided to jump for some reason

[chainsawproof99]

@Lillzbe If you watch carefully, the ice breaks underneath him so he tries to jump onto the bank.

[ihavenousername1805]

shit.this isn't really funny but i'm just glad the guys ok.

[dvaifilmsdotcom]

@ihavenousername1805 WHAT!!!! THIS IS YOUTUBE BRAH WHATS WITH THE SYMPATHY!?

[MDRgoldMember]

MW2 Style

[Lavourrin]

In Soviet Russia ice falls through you.

[royisstr]

@Lavourrin In Capitalist Amreica You fall through ice.

[spaziedoodie]

lol fail

[osc3p0]

he cant be russian he has to be american american do stuff like that

[cheetawolf]

im russian, but this is still funny! ha

[funnylittlepeople2]

Your so racist. im russian

[Aluminiumimmunitaet]

@funnylittlepeople2 im russian too and im ashamed being one

[funnylittlepeople2]

@Aluminiumimmunitaet why exactly.?

[Blahba2]

In soviet russia ice breaks you.

ohkay this is random but how did this joke start and by who; im just wonderinggg...lol

[xctv1]

@Blahba2 rwp

[dyepaintball123]

ice breaks you

[Kiechii]

In soviet russia pussy eat u

[BatzNBonez]

RUSSIANS FEEL NO PAIN!!!! XD

Lol I <3333333333333333333333333 Russia this much! :3

[Andrey266]

He's not dumb,hes just having fun swimming in winter lake probably drunk.

[ivanmendoza93]

@Andrey266 naah, he's not drunk.

[nave31089]

Fake and gay

[Stard0mChild]

Talk about 'walking on thin ice'....

[skilzyfro]

in soviet russia, ice falls through you!

[Sharist1]

lol

[Dman51612]

well hes russian off couse he fails!

[AdmireRoxtars]

@Dman51612 yeah he fails just like your spelling

[kickinitonthetube]

thats great. he's not even cold... because russians have no feelings

[ivanmendoza93]

@kickinitonthetube sure, we are coldblooded cyborgs...

[kickinitonthetube]

@ivanmendoza93 haha perfect description.

[csbfhalocrysis]

@ivanmendoza93 your just pathetic little thiefs.

[ivanmendoza93]

@csbfhalocrysis at least you, moron, equate people to yourself,

that's good.

[csbfhalocrysis]

@ivanmendoza93 only thing i've ever stolen was case of beer, not billion phones, wallets and money.. like you russians do, for example Serena waterpark in Finland is full of you russians and thats well known everywhere in Fin as a place u dont wanna go in order to keep your money and such. you just dont have any fkin brains do you?

[ivanmendoza93]

@csbfhalocrysis >>Serena waterpark in Finland is full of you russians

Do you mean russian immigrants or russian tourists?

[csbfhalocrysis]

@ivanmendoza93 i dont care, as long as they are russians (well mostly tourists) they should be shot at the boarder or be sent back to siperia or something.

[ivanmendoza93]

@csbfhalocrysis you're russophobe or smthing, huh? I just wanted to

say that russian immigrants and russians are not the same :(

And I don;t know anything about "thiefs in your waterpark". I was with a group of tourists in Helsinki for some days, and they were good, no thiefs. I guess you've met wrong ppl or something... Or you're just a russophobe...

[rockstar08876]

@ivanmendoza93 lol, all russians are not bad, just the pro serb russians, but those damn serbians are the worst!

[EverybodysGrudge]

I loved how he was all suave and sure-footed at first, then POW! Right through that ice!

[evolution1088]

stupid fuck lol

[irax47]

hahah he`s like oh look it cracked ima jump on it xD

[Loodrome]

he is fat lol

[586guest2]

not by american standards ;P

[espokid123]

complete lol. never laughed so hard

[no1sjester]

*guy steps forward*

*ice cracks*

"Well maybe if I just JUMP over here..."

[Emuri1990]

hahhahaha

so funny reminds me whene my freind fell over a socoor ball

[sailentshadow]

HAHAHA. Fool tested the water, and still went for it. HAHAHAHA

[SGTFERRET11]

american forever fucker

[leeham991]

Aww thats beautiful!

Most country mentalities would have seen filming him freezing as allot more amusing than helping him out.

[SuperGTA6000]

Holy F***ing S**t !

[csbfhalocrysis]

the only good thing in russia is.... hmm... wtf.. nothing. i remember many russians cry me dont hit please please after i get them caught of stealing my stuff ffs i hate em all u should all have a party at zernobyl and get cancer from the radiation, or atleat get senile so no lil russians will come.

[ushankaz]

im sure you mean CHERNObyl. and chernobyl is in ukraine so eat shit, yankee.

[csbfhalocrysis]

i dont give a shit, + im not yankee. i just want all russians dead.

[waypastthat]

@csbfhalocrysis

Just because someone was Russian and robbed you doesn't mean all Russians do you moron.

If it were a black person I bet you would blame all the black people, you're just a filthy stereotype.

[csbfhalocrysis]

i said MANY RUSSIANS, not one.. the first was when i was a fkin 6 year old and now that guy dont have left eye im fkin happy of it i just put a pencil inside hes head im so sad i didnt get a kill =(

[waypastthat]

@csbfhalocrysis You need help

[csbfhalocrysis]

nope, if youre russian and i meet you, its you that needs help =)

[waypastthat]

@csbfhalocrysis

I'm English, and you're a racist fuck.

[csbfhalocrysis]

Im not racist. is russia a race?

just thats a real fact that russians steal what they can, whenever they can, and EVEN IF THEY CANT theyre atleast gonna try it. thats so low. every russians that i have met have stealed or tried to steal something from me, and allways its the russian who cries after it.

[bittemeinrammstein]

Russians is an ethnicity, so yes... in a way it is racist.

[csbfhalocrysis]

you can make almost everything racistic if you think that way. politicians are racists if you think they are putting white ppl to pay for blacks school & appartment and other living aswell (atm at Finland) when you seperate 2 or more so called "races" YOU are racist. i dont give a shit if russians are ethnicity.. its just so true that because most of russians population are srsly poor they will ofc steal a phone/wallet or two if opportunity comes. its still rly fkin pathetic.

[ivanmendoza93]

@csbfhalocrysis I guess you met gips, not russians xD

[sailentshadow]

You're sooooo Cool.

NOT.

[csbfhalocrysis]

Cool.. really i just want to teach russians not to steal not to be a motherfucking low thieves. because theyre always gonna get it.

Hospital bed.

[csbfhalocrysis]

aaaaaand NO, 0 out of 10 black i know have ever stealed anything from me, 10out of 10 russians i have met have got busted of doing that, also russians favorite places in Finland are known as thief places you got to hold your wallet at your hand in order to keep it your own wallet. but in deeper inside finland out of the russian border no such a problems. its a fucking FACT people, not stereotype.

[snowfox95]

@csbfhalocrysis its in ukraine and its chernobyl you fat yanky shit i hope your dad gets cancer

[csbfhalocrysis]

hes dead, =) i wish same to you.

[snowfox95]

k i will be tho soon cancer you see so your wish comes true dick

[csbfhalocrysis]

ohh now im dick? well, its not THAT big, even if its big thats not 75kg..

[wobblegobble123]

Wow that was a good video REALLY FUNNY ! no affence to the man who slipped over are you ok!?????????!!!!!!!

[single72nunavut]

yeppayunmayun thats funny

[JonahCorn]

first video i have ever seen where the camera man helps the person getting hurt.

[mkrsk]

I love these funny Russians!

[Zephron87]

I think he's fat.

[XxrandomeBSmoviesXx]

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!! why the hell did you pull him out??? i wanted to see him die

[TheTomdrift]

stupid nations

[jp2691]

What a dumb ass. The ice cracks and he still fucking tries slide through...If only that shit was a little deeper and he was alone. Then the world would be rid of one more idiot.

[psych180]

@jp2691 aint that a bit harsh? :P

[Silverforeskin]

hehehe those crazy russians!!

[YaBoiPrince23]

Wow u were doing good at first

[YaBoiPrince23]

Ahhh ur a retard

[Candyowns]

You say Americans haven't done worse? All he did was fall through ice... All I have to say about Americans is George Bush.

[jp2691]

@Candyowns Thats the best you can come up with to try and insult America? lol you are one dumb mother fucker. lmao "all I have to say about Americans is George Bush" LMAO wow....idiots these days lol

[jp2691]

@Candyowns ooook,,,,,,my opinion of you has changed.....you turned out to be even dumber <.<

[Candyowns]

Aww, poor hypocritical, American, jerk can't take a joke on his own nation. Obviously you didn't get the humor in the joke, took it offensively, and used an acronym to make yourself sound intelligent, and better than I am. I'm not better than you, you're no better than me. Get over yourself and your nation. No one is better.

[damodgc]

@Candyowns well said

[jp2691]

@Candyowns lol coming from the person that is making anything sound better then america. Your sounding dumber ever responce.Save me and your self precious time and stopping replying to me.

[jp2691]

@Candyowns lmao nice job pointing out my two mess spelling errors. Its a shame that I really don't give a damn. Like I said I don't want people who think there clowns, but crack in-humorous jokes then tell people they need a sense of humor Replying back to me. I though people couldn't get any dumber, but you proved that phenomenon to be quite achievable in this world. Though if you really wanna be a clown I suggest you go back to clown school =D. Then maybe your jokes will be funny.

[jp2691]

@Candyowns If you read the title it even says dumb Russian. So it appears you will have to tell a lot of people here to expand there vocabulary as well, but if you wish me to use another word then I will be happy to call you a disabled intellectual failure. How is that? Does it fit your intelligence level? Or am I still not smart enough for you lol. Oh and btw...jokes lack humorous detail when typed presented in text. It doesn't have expression to it so there is no way to tell it from a insult

[jp2691]

@Candyowns You wanna here the truth? I fucking hate America lol. I wanna move somewhere else, but the thing one thing I hate more then America is people who make stupid nationalistic remarks. The thing I hate more then that are people who call them jokes and expect people to laugh at them. So do you see the statistics? I can give a damn about america, but I hate people like you =D. That wasn't at all the real Argument you simpleton >.>. Its the fact that you are not the sharpest tool in the shed

[jp2691]

@Candyowns Shall I go back to my original strategy of just calling you dumb? Cause I can if you want me to Dumb ass lol. Also if this is so pointless then why must you keep going toe to toe with me? Is it that important to you that you must prove your intelligence to me? The fact you keep replying is enough to tell me that this is pushing some kind of button of yours =P. If you want to end this just stop replying to me. Ive asked you twice already so look who is continuing this argument dumb ass

[jp2691]

@Candyowns Yay and the moron redeems himself! *Random applause* The crowd is going nuts for you!! Glad someone here knows when to call it quits. I do this a lot for shits and giggles and your the first to end it before I do lol. Ive been in shit like this thats gone on for weeks and I am always the one that eventually gets bored first. lmao, though I feel like I am obligated to tell you were arguing with 15 year old XD. So other then school I got plenty of time on my hands. Hope your proud. =D

[jp2691]

@Candyowns Oh dear and he replies back after just saying he was done with me. You fail, now that I got you back lets continue. Oh where was I?....Oh yeah THE DUMB ASS RETURNS FOR MORE. In this episode we will trash talk the overly sensitive prick that can't seem to stop at getting the last word in as much as possible! Lets see if he responds shall we? So you cock sucking, fail at life, moron of a person hates you tube and wants ME to gtfo xD. If you hate it so much then maybe you should leave.

[jp2691]

@Candyowns Or is that another in-humorous joke of yours that lacks the essential needs of being funny when written out in the form of text? Expression, tone, and sarcasm is needed...though even with that I doubt your simplistic,fresh from the brain...and obviously barely thought out jokes wouldn't even be funny with those key ingredients.

[jp2691]

@Candyowns Thank you! Alot of people tell me that =D. Hit puberty at the early age of 11 so I started growing facial hair around 13. Clearly I am not really a half human half animal, but its fun to pretend to be one. I do a lot of Role Play and play this really interesting game called second life, but if you wanna get into profiles to look up dirt on your opponent I can play that game =D

[jp2691]

@Candyowns So in your German wannab's or how ever the title went. Which one were you? The skinny dude with the glasses or the fat kid? Cause you sure do look very close in that video. 0:39 the fat one stuck his head between the skinny ones legs...and around 0:40 you bent over for him....so I am guessing he is your secret friend with benefits? Can't deny it you do look quite fag like in that video. HA and around a 1:00 you were in the same bed with him...hmm yep your gay =/

[jp2691]

@Candyowns Trust me I am having a blast myself. Its amazing how much of an ass I got you to be to me! This is exactly what I wanted lol. One second your replying to my comments in a amazingly decent way. Now you are attempting to talk shit to me as well. LIKE I SAID I do this alot! And trust me nothing you can say about me will stop me from talking shit to you =D.

[jp2691]

@Candyowns OH WOW I didn't need to see what you did in that NO video...Walking in on the dude with braces while he was on the John...and he held up a thing of lubricant....On camera he says no to you while holding that, but I bet he says FUCK yes while off it XD

[PinkCatsInTrees]

pahhaha, thats actually quite sad :L

[charliehd123]

He's Not Fat!! - Jokes =P

[xJenxBabyx]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[kBEATsz]

wow good friend he actually helps you haha

[mattshep29]

lol

[bindiblackcat]

living dangerously there

[lolatmyage]

and you thought americans were stupid

[isaiah4899]

russians are only on earth to ammuse us awesome americans.

[XKITTYDUDEX]

Idiot...

[smartguytaytay]

you know if the ice cracks when u barely step on it that means dont step on it or do what he did

[halo3goose]

lol owned retard russian

[wcdfilms]

Thats not cool Russians are awsome.

[corrupted1000]

0:32

epic fail

[thibaulthalpern]

I like how the friend goes to rescue him and both have a good laugh at being silly :) :) It's a good thing not to take ourselves so seriously all the time.

[brylaski]

hahaha

[burgerking7472]

dubu jeyo doy yo mueots lol wen he fell

[missrubberduckzillaa]

lolz

[TyJae121]

0:33 omg lol he look dumb ass shit

[UGLYSTIKCOLIN]

That's a russian for ya.

[Ipwnnubz117]

oh look it cracked it MUST be safe to walk on

dumbass.

[HyaenidE]

@Ipwnnubz117 fuckin crybaby

[godjesusmoses]

what a dumbass you'd think the first crack would be a warning...

[jorgethe82nd]

haha russians have a unique way of picking each other up lol

[DukeNukem500]

this is from cod waw:)

[emofittlisa]

in soveit russia we pull you up like in cod !

[allnamesaretooken]

hahahahahahhahaha

[FakeExp]

when he goes to grab him it looks like cod waw in my opinion

[ExRussian86]

Dolbayob!!!!!!!

[ghostoffox008]

russians suck dick

[mudboots1]

Lol, funny and he' doesn't look fat!

[hellsangel87]

lmao he never saw that it cracked?

[poccnrbelarusminsk]

lol you call him dumb becuase he fell into the ice

[partygirl209]

i'm surprise he didn't fall down!!

[RHSbager]

Imbecil

[tyler929394]

if the ice brakes at the shoreline its probobly going to brake in the middle. shorelines freeze first buddy

[HydroHelix]

*tests to see if ice will hold*

*ice cracks*

"he's thinking hmm not here"

"ehhh what the hell LETS DO IT"

"wow im a retarded russian"

[IISuNNyI]

LOL !

[azst52]

Dumb russian commy fag

[ImGoingInSolo]

that dum beaver!

[LordDohBoy]

NUBCAT

[ownedrex]

don't be harsh kid, DONT BE FUCKING HARSH OOOOOOSGFFDFDUHAYSFYAY

[bingoadolf]

0:32

[ooelsunil313]

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[drPEPPER2624]

lol idiot much!!!

PWND =D