#24 The Order's Not-So-Veiled Threat (GooTube Conspiracy)

[skelontonman]

nalts why did you have to make the anti google and anti youtube videos they will kill us all!!!! *lolz* help us we made a anti gootube group you shuld join you'll be safe i have writen a lot of comments but there is 92 people in our group so you need toi join we are goint to have a full on attck on gootube soo join we need more recruits plz join and help us with the fight just call 1800-get-gootube...

[xkatiemorrisonx]

ok, its only funny if its true?!

[K9rosie]

LonelyGirl15 is in on the Conspiracy too?

[hummer2567]

if this whole GooTube Conspiracy thing was a movie, this would be a good preview.

[K9rosie]

Freaken scary!

[majamah]

amazing job ive seen all of your vids and they are terriffic i love you so much xxxoooxxx

[avataraang1]

Seriously Nalts this should be a movie. I would totally watch it and the Music is perfect too

[Loquesto]

You can run, but you can not hide, nalts.

[NYCTJC]

Unsettling, yet engaging. I want to see more.

[StLennyBruce]

I can't take the pressure you guys. Tell us how it ends!!!!

[MannyBei]

I'll be so @&%king (pardon my french) pissed off if this ends up as Nalts waking to a bad dream...

[StLennyBruce]

Or Nalts and Loquesto are the same person! That would tick me off. Or if we found out Nalts is really a woman.

[nalts]

It's not a dream. Although I do have dreams of me as a woman. I'm not very pretty.

[biblegirl7]

LOL!

[N2O4]

This is a tale well calculated to keep you in: 'anxiety'

[Xzeus2511]

1st comment!! oh wha--?

I'm so fricking bored tonight.

[StLennyBruce]

I think others are being prevented from commenting here, of course. 2soon2tell tried to comment, but his mouse was eaten by his cat. That's what I heard.

Honest.

[StLennyBruce]

When gotta save Nalts from Loquesto. Should we start a You Tube underground in America?

[nalts]

It may be the only way.

[sridaddy]

I'm in

[EvilFist]

I WANT TO JOIN, THEO

[StLennyBruce]

Alright, team, but we'll need shovels.

[barth36]

I'm in too

[StLennyBruce]

If he goes underground, what if he's buried alive?

[babyjaby]

Buried alive! eeeeekkkkk

[StLennyBruce]

2nd comment!! Oh, man, I'm behind....

[Xzeus2511]

This is Youuuu Tuuuuube Theater!!! wahoo!!!!

[babyjaby]

Youuuu Tuuuuube Theater at its best!

[SunTzuTube]

On top of everything else...GregSolomon is really Mr. Ed!

[Xzeus2511]

I think Greg Solomon should be You Tube's Santa this year. I'm afraid he scare the kids, but it'd be funny!

[StLennyBruce]

My husband is starting to really worry about me. He says this is no reason to leave the country.

[StLennyBruce]

I forgot about Mark day being in this. He's hysterical....

[nalts]

Until he tells you to ditch your car and then you freeze for weeks.

[StLennyBruce]

UP until that point, of course.

[barth36]

I'm scared :0

[StLennyBruce]

In episode one of next season, Nalts get slimed!

[Xzeus2511]

Who owns Google, by the way? Anyone know?

[fvcnI1l0Om]

They're public.

[StLennyBruce]

Pertinent question...

[MannyBei]

I'll Google it...

[StLennyBruce]

Traitor! ha ha...!

[MannyBei]

I hope someone can infiltrate Google and get this video out as a Youtube Feature. This is the only way to save Nalts...

[nalts]

I think I'd have a better shot at buying YouTube than them featuring me.

[StLennyBruce]

Maybe we should get that @&%king bunny opening letters to get in on it. Then maybe "the people" would watch.

[Xzeus2511]

When does Season Two begin?!

[Xzeus2511]

When...? When? January? After Xmas? Even if I wasn't lonely and desperate, I think I'd cancel my plans to tune in...

I'm so lonely.

[Aeryk]

For the longest time I've lived in fear, and it kept me a silent drone. I'm not sure what I can do, or what good this will be, but I'm with you Nalts.

Good luck and Gods' speed.

[nalts]

Thanks. I hope God runs faster than Loquesto.

[StLennyBruce]

I wonder if God runs like a girl.

[sridaddy]

Good point. Nalts does run like a little Southern Belle.

[Xzeus2511]

The music during the dog chasing scene was gripping. Gripping.

[StLennyBruce]

Those who drone silently... also serve.

[thenow]

We're all in this together nalts. Keep on reaching for the truth.

[StLennyBruce]

Oh, he's reaching alright..

[Xzeus2511]

How many people are involved in this anyway?

[nalts]

I've lost count. All of us when you think about it.

[threeheadedbaby]

remember "the body snatchers"...if you have a built in camera on your computer...put a sticky note over the lens when you log off YT...they send pulses thru there with imprinted engram thingys...trying to get us to watch tv...tre'

[nalts]

I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good.

[StLennyBruce]

I totally lost count. All the sudden people started turning up missing all over the place, New York, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Washington State, Arizona, and Chicago are the cities I've got so far. Oh, and Paris.

[johntrim040851]

Kewl stuff Nalts.

John

[Xzeus2511]

Nalts rocks...

[silverchip]

WHOA, SNIcky ( Sn-eye-key )

[bobkarla]

Man this is great... this is turning into a freaking awesome google youtube movie.

Livewire-

[sridaddy]

And without lines, late fees, or the cost of a ticket.

[EvilFist]

Or the friggin' talent.

[StLennyBruce]

Exactly! What we really need is a hand with a markered face on it doin' bits that nobody thinks are funny. I've told Nalts that a hundred times.

[Xzeus2511]

Yeah. But the cost may be your life.

Dun dun dun DUUUUUUNNNNNN!

[lynniey]

I'm impressed at how may people have gotten involved.

[nalts]

And entirely unsolicited to help. Well- except for my pleas for help on the videos.

[nkryptic]

Just amazing. I'm hooked. Now I HAVE to watch it all from the beginning.

[Xzeus2511]

Yeah, me too, there's a few people I don't know. I didn't know 2soon2tell was in it. I'm out of the loop.

[StLennyBruce]

He and starpilot1 did a video of a video of...

Everybody involved is, like, a thousand miles apart.

[barth36]

Yikes!

[Xzeus2511]

Double yikes!

[StLennyBruce]

Triple yikes..

[sridaddy]

We don't need television anymore. This is WAY more interesting.

[StLennyBruce]

We don't need television anymore. Weird. I didn't think anything would replace it. weird...

[nalts]

It's not an either or. Television and video community will fuse in wonderful and terrifying ways. Maybe one day I'll be able to have Pippi babysit right from the comfort of his webcam chair.

[StLennyBruce]

Yeah! I could see that! When I babysat my niece, and she wrote all over her face, I didn't punish her. I just videotaped her, and quietly explained how modern methods of punishment are so much less work for the punishers.

[EvilFist]

I'm evil. And that's going to give me nightmares.

[Xzeus2511]

Even evil people are pacing the flooor, fretting for Nalts! ha ha! That's funny....

[nalts]

I can't stop watching this.

[threeheadedbaby]

you are my new hero nalts...signed devoted forever...watching your back..tre'nog

[StLennyBruce]

Well, three heads are better than none.

[threeheadedbaby]

you won't believe what i saw in that bldg..it really was kiefer...they had him lookin just like jack bauer..nasty & blindfoled.they made him make a trailer for YT omn weeks ago.they've had him along time.BRIBED Fox with him

[viddareff]

*munchcrunchmunch crunchcrunchmunch* ... *burp*

[mochan42]

noooooooooooooooo! O_O It's getting too serious now! *hides*

[Xzeus2511]

This is all so unnerving.

[mediamogirl]

Stay tuned...GooTube...YOU can't outrun Christian Dior boots with Dr. Scholl's inserts.

[Xzeus2511]

ha ha ha!!!

[EvilFist]

You haven't done a thing since he called you in a desperate panick, news lady. Where's your loyalty?

Loquesto scares me and I'm friggin' evil.

[tripplehelix]

Umm... Woo! Popcorn time soon i think.

[Xzeus2511]

Who can think of popcorn at a time like this?

[babyjaby]

Oh yes, popcorn is great (I eat when I get nervous)

[Xzeus2511]

There's no popcorn left over here. I'm just chain-smoking! Argh.

[NutCheese]

*hiding under my covers*

[StLennyBruce]

They'll never find you there! I think I'll do the same.

[Haynes1994]

Ooooooo-- the scary music was good!!

[Xzeus2511]

The music is fantastic!!! I'm scared!!! cool.

[MadMustard]

This has GOT to go into a second season. Move over 'Lost' and '24' we've got 'GooTube: The Conspiracy'.

[Xzeus2511]

The first season is composed entirely of clips for the trailer! This is gonna be great, man!

[threeheadedbaby]

i know for a fact "THEY" got to FOX by holding kiefer sutherland hostage...i saw him tied and gagged in that bldg that blew up...i think Fox wanted the story but ratings are ratings...what can we do to help...

[StLennyBruce]

Threeheadedbaby is right. I heard Kiefer was so desperate for publicity, that he had himself killed just to prove he was still alive.

[Maxmaxheadroom]

StLennyBruce...please help me...this is threeheadedbaby...go to Maxmaxheadroom channel and see video for nalts...tell nalts...help.please.

[StLennyBruce]

Ok. I'm goin'!

[myplanetstar]

oh no, nalts, there must be a way

[StLennyBruce]

One man...

torn between the love of his family...

...and the the website he loves.

[SparklingDiamonds22]

i like the the intensely scary music.

[Jinxie228]

RUN nalts, run!

[Xzeus2511]

Nalts looks like that guy in "Sideways" when he runs.

[BigRiggBlues]

LOL, a nice, humorous way to catch people up on what's been happening.