The Truth About the Elves

[SternMann93]

"I wanna know the connection between the elves and the nazis"

Okay.

[coralin378]

LOL

[Clematisian]

……. Beyond hilarious! I think I broke a rib laughing so hard ~ (•8-D

[seiya1337]

"There are basically 2 schools of thought."

[cactus337]

"It's Christmas eve, I'm having dinner with my family." What are you, the narrator?

[urbild]

Dang! Why can't you find a good Mexican maid who can "telelafonia la policia" anymore? Maybe the Nazi's should have bred a master race of elf-maids?

[lpayne5001]

Well, thank God we got THAT cleared up.

[Mattthejerkoff]

Look I'm telling you what I saw god-damnit, I'm telling you I saw a 2 foot elf!

[lpayne5001]

@Mattthejerkoff Easily the greatest line in movie history, except for possibly earlier in this same movie when the dept. store Santa says "Santa...says...oral.." I mean, I don't even know what that means but I promise one day to include it in my wedding vows.

[Zeckellin]

hilarious!!

[SLASHISAWHORE]

Can you gimmie a rapidshare or megaupload or any kind of link to download the entire movie??

[myradioon]

Ahh, the true meaning of Christmas. Feels like coming home again. Best movie ever.

[RealDetroiter]

Ha!

[ithink101think]

this is my favorite movie of all time. my friends and i have watched this at least 50 times. we usually watch it every christmas. zoot!

[celerytime]

lol .. this is so fuckin awesome

[curlytoes79]

1:39-1:54 - my forehead was on my desk.

Why is Daddy Day Camp on DVD and this movie isn't??

[myradioon]

YES!!!!!!!! Somebody out there knows this is the most WTF? movie ever written! A washed up Grizzly Adams saves the world (sort of) from Nazi Elves who want to mate with girls on an overnight sleepover in a department store!? And chainsmokes throughout the whole movie! This should have a million hits!!!! "I know what you are - you're one of them goddamn Nazis!!!"

[Godzilla1985]

This sounds like a David Icke Conspiracy.

[Godzilla1985]

Sounds like the plot to Hellboy.

[proy122]

What....The....Dickens...

[sheba021]

Ha! I knew it!!

[therealfezmania]

Best movie ever

[SLASHISAWHORE]

This movie its old and sooooooo coooooool I got it on VHS but Do you know where can I download this movie???

THANKS!!!!!!!!!!

[edsh007]

This movie was awesome. The mother shouldn't have drowned the cat though. BTW...is Haggerty wasted and making up all his lines in this scene?

[TwoSevenDeuce]

The last I heard the Libs were accusing George Bush of doing this very same thing.

Except rather than creating the master race, George Bush is trying to create a victory for the Republicans - but as the man said, "There is no such thing."

[Mangina9000]

"The last I heard the Libs were accusing George Bush of doing this very same thing.

Except rather than creating the master race, George Bush is trying to create a victory for the Republicans - but as the man said, "There is no such thing."" Please allow me to ask you what the fuck you're talking about.

[brendo33]

Being shown tomorrow night at IO West (in LA) at midnight!

[bigdumbgoon]

The best Dan Haggerty film ever.

[cinefilevideoblog]

Woopz. Tipo.

[mnoe817]

"haggerty" babe.