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  • after tons of comments nobody mentioned that sarah had a beard? "yep, that's normal."

  • LMAO I got a phone call during this video & it was my older brother & he sounded EXACTLY like me but from the future XD ah ...ohh the coincidence

  • that doesnt make ANY sense AT ALL ...

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  • Future DAN was not that fat!!!!

  • damn this action sequence is well shot

  • PARADOXES. EVERYWHERE. 

  • I am not trolling but Ricky wasn't holding the pistol right... It would have cut thecrease of his hand

  • @coleisawesome532 Probibly adobe after effects

  • what program do they use for this?

  • 0:31 PHANTOM OF THE OFFICE

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  • This was amazing

  • This would be too easy to do to someone as a prank lmao

  • Awesome³.

  • Actually a pretty sweet movie idea!!

  • what was their plan? let them fight each other and then kill them? wtf if they'd really planned it they would have known they would die

  • 2:43 overkill?

  • But if they killed their past selves they cant be the future selves because they wouldnt exist because they were killed 20 years before by none existing people..... dafuq?

  • @junkyfinky no they changed the future it was so that they all lived and it was a normal day,

    but they killed themselves

  • why does jake have a gun under the desk lol

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  • I thought Amir was going to say "Oh sheesh y'all" at the end.

  • the ziphron 6 button is a cat toy

  • oh Amir

  • Like if u totally lol-ed when Amir ran out window!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  • That was fully awesome.

  • i love how there's still people working in the office while all this chaos is going on

  • 1:27 that is one bouncy phone

  • And why did the future of them make them try to kill eachother when they were just going to blow them up in the end?

  • @maksack

    It's because even though Dan never threw away the ice cream (which wouldn't have really changed much) since his future self told him to start eating right, he did, and never became fat

  • Didn't Sarah kill Streeter? why does he aim a gun at Sarah in the end?

  • dan says his future self is fat but then he's normal at the end

  • What seperates a normal action movie from a great one:

    Shit tons of lens flares in every possible scene.

  • I thought Amir was just going to annoy everyone to death :D

  • Sarah can't beat up Streeter like that, he's older...

  • Nice Ass

  • Murph would've went Ape Shit and killed them all.

  • 0:11 lmao

  • fuckin amir...so saw that coming lawlz :P

  • This proves how great they all are at acting

  • OMFG i must learn how to do thaT! all of it espicially the rocket! best special effects ever!

  • If the puppet masters never existed then they could never have killed their past selves an if their past selves are alive then therefore so are the puppet masters :) infinite loop x

  • LOL @ amir

  • wouldn't the spaceship disappear too? uncorrected paradox!

  • amir...

  • 3:30... that button is definitely a tape measure

  • lol wtf did i just watch hahahahahhaahahahhahahahahhaha­hahaha so weird

  • A thousand girls died when ricky was killed

    -danieljjackson..com

  • @DanielJacksonJ What a shitty quote

  • best. hardly working. ever.

  • @tiamta yeah they did, in the first phone call

  • when he said brutally murder dan he sounded EXACTLY like Jeff

  • 2:26 anime rule, you can't kill with bullets someone with blades

  • @chicopluma good grammer is you

  • pt.2 ASAP!! LOL

  • 1:17 yup

  • don't you just hate it when you think a scene looks awesome but then relize that it's a parody? yeah, me to XxAZNRANGERxX

  • Only 20 years from now, and their future selves already have full on white beards?

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  • @tiamta yes they did... in the like first 20 seconds of the video you moron.

  • @TheBrodyOdy didnt you listen they said uv fallen for our plan they were lieng the whole time they probley lied about the 20 years thing2

  • @TheBrodyOdy Why do you not question why Sarah has a beard?????

  • @TheBrodyOdy Yeah, forget the spaceship and the time travel, THAT was the part that was unrealistic.

  • if youre gonna make multiple phone calls, just use one. If youre gonna make multiple phone calls, just use one.

  • Sarah's beard is the longest.

  • wait a second... if you killed your past selves then you dont exist, so your past selves wouldnt have been killed, so you would exist... *explodes*

  • Grandfather paradox

  • This was amazing. And a surprising twist at the end XDDDDD

    This had really good action :D

    "Hey Patrick. Prepare to tast my blades! AHHHHHHHHH!"

  • haha ahmir would be the one with katanas

  • but if they never existed then they could have never killed their past selves and therefore everything would go back to normal

  • how can they be from the future is they are dead?

  • press 1 and go brush your teeth

  • why did they do that

  • What's with you guys and breaking the furniture????

  • so thats why ricky isn't on the show anymore

  • 1:10 = dial m for murder. DID ANYONE FUCKING CATCH THAT REFERENCE???

  • Awesome directing!

  • This is hilarious but whats the point of it?

  • lol i started pressing "r" for reload when pat was shooting!

  • @bumpybread10 haha def a pc gamer lol

  • @bumpybread10

    ...why

  • how did everyone get resurrected?

  • sarah hooks hot with a beard. 3:27.

  • if they killed their past selves then their future selves would die, so they never would have killed their past selves

  • @piepicles mind fuck

  • @piepicles but then they would have killed their past selves. It's a paradox, and the universe corrects paradoxes by removing them.

  • Lol @ her stepping on his broken tooth that flew on the floor. THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME!

  • Hahah I could watch this movie, with background and plot....course it's only funnt because it's CH.

  • 1:55 haha, silly product placement

  • 3:42 <------- awkward laugh

  • my favorite one is got to be both Amirs

  • Wait... what exactly was their future selves' plan anyway?

  • NINJA AMIR!!!

  • Ha ha. The funny thing is that you couldnt tell this from a micheal bay if you didnt know college humor

  • That's were their money goes

  • Totally dominaaaation

  • Even old sarah has a beard?

  • so that's what really happened to their old office.

  • they look like dumbledore

  • 2:25 bottom right

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  • Entering the New Year Watching this video.

    Happy New Year Everyone!

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  • @bambshi101 hahahaha same here!

  • jake still clumsy as hell

  • Awkward moment when im the 666,333 viewer....

  • @bekooshty i am 666.330 so stfu?

  • And why does sarah have a beard?

  • OH MY GOD I CAN NEVER TAKE AMIR SERIOUSLY!!!

  • no product placement at 1:54 at all....

  • What the hell just happened there...

  • ohh so thats why their isnt time traveling machines yet

  • How is it them from the future if they are dead?

  • @RadioactiveMicrobe Whoops, should have watched the whole vid.

  • And while all of this, i was eating macaroni with sauce... yay

  • Trust admir to get something completely different to everyone elses weapons like a katana

  • LOVE Sarah's hair!!!

  • this like free-for-all on the college humor office

  • I wondered how Amir only broke an arm after falling out of a building, but then I remembered he fell in a pile of pudding

  • sarah has beard lol.

  • @alexhan6 pat was shooting at dan after shooting jake

  • easily one of the best movies ever made!! nominated for 3 Emmy's and an Oscar for best motion picture of the year!

  • @xLikeabossFTWx what the hell does that even mean!?

  • I'm fat you need to start eating right. LOL HAHAHAHAHA

  • 3:29 That's one badass tape measure.

  • only amir could fail that way

  • @Sinnohboy That's hilarious! Little fatty probably deserved it anyways.

  • U must read this. Once u have started there is no turning back. A little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. Her body was not fund until 1947. Then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. The dead girl appeared in his room Haunting him and and killed him. If you do not copy and paste this in 10 videos 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you,kill you. Will you better start copy and paste to be

  • @Sinnohboy wtf does the girl getting raped have to do with anything? retard you and little kids doing your retarded comments...

  • 1:46 reminds me of code geass

    2:00 - 2:007 reminds me of darker than black and awsome show

    2:40 from the movie kick ass

    3:14 from the movie Wanted

    3:30 transformer 3

  • @XxAZNRANGERxX 3:33 Independence Day

  • @XxAZNRANGERxX UHHHH!!! thanks a lot XxAZNRANGERxX I never got to see transformers 3!

  • @helpma1234 lol theres actually no spoiler i just thought it reminded me of the movie

  • @XxAZNRANGERxX I know, theres a college humor video called "spoilers" and they do that throughout the whole video.

  • @XxAZNRANGERxX this movie came out a year before TF3

  • @XxAZNRANGERxX 3:30 reminds me more of independence day

  • Here is a comment.

  • Why would Dan shoot a missile at Pat after he killed Jake, saving Dan?

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  • Out of everyone, Ricky's my favorite, I dunno why.

  • 2:38 was expecting Pat to raise his gun and shoot then turn like nothing happened xD

  • 2:33 made the whole video

  • Who knew college humor could be so intense lol

  • i have the same zeferon 6 detenator tape rulers :)

  • why is college humor the coolest thing on youtube???

  • 2:05 Jake looks fucking epic!

    I just love this guy

  • Mindfuck

  • pat looks really hot with those glasses

  • The director of this video is the director of A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas

  • Ricky shot a hole in the Phantom of the Office mask :(

  • ... wait... they killed their past selves which means their future self can no longer exist any longer... but then there is no future self to kill their past self so that means their past selves would live on... but then their future selves would also live on and kill them... WTF?!

  • after @2:08 i have no idea what the fuck happened

  • why does sarah has a bearded

  • @littlejjkakiu why does you no has grammar?

  • lol Amir wanted to avenge Jake

  • If your gonna use two of every cast member, just use one.

    If your gonna use two of every cast member, just use one.

  • I feel sorry for sahra Amir and pat

    How can jake kill her dread

    Lol Amir

    But overall the most important thing 2remember and to take from this story is

    Don't be like pat Castles

  • @steve10321 I'm sorry?!

  • but if they disappeared they they never would have been there to kill they're past selves. but if they're past selves didnt die they would become the ones in the future, who would kill themselves bringing them back.

  • 2:41 I officially make that Dans Jetpack Look #1 also known as fucking funny college humor look #2186

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  • NOONE. F*CKS. WITH. AMIR.

    EVER.

  • This could be made into a movie

  • And how does this relate to Die Hard

  • @DestroyerofWorlds10 It's a pun as the episode is a parody of action movie cliches... shouldn't have been that hard to figure out.

  • @DestroyerofWorlds10 Who ever said it's related to that movie? You don't get it.

  • @EddoMundo

    Die Hard, Die Hardly Working, anyway i know that these r cliches

  • this made ch like the best youtube channel ever

  • Lol they need more videos of all these characters it's the best.

  • The girl on the right at 2:26, staring at them

    "What the fuck are they doing?"

  • Amir avenging Jake's death, cute.

  • amir never fails to amaze me xD