But if they killed their past selves they cant be the future selves because they wouldnt exist because they were killed 20 years before by none existing people..... dafuq?
It's because even though Dan never threw away the ice cream (which wouldn't have really changed much) since his future self told him to start eating right, he did, and never became fat
If the puppet masters never existed then they could never have killed their past selves an if their past selves are alive then therefore so are the puppet masters :) infinite loop x
U must read this. Once u have started there is no turning back. A little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. Her body was not fund until 1947. Then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. The dead girl appeared in his room Haunting him and and killed him. If you do not copy and paste this in 10 videos 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you,kill you. Will you better start copy and paste to be
... wait... they killed their past selves which means their future self can no longer exist any longer... but then there is no future self to kill their past self so that means their past selves would live on... but then their future selves would also live on and kill them... WTF?!
but if they disappeared they they never would have been there to kill they're past selves. but if they're past selves didnt die they would become the ones in the future, who would kill themselves bringing them back.
after tons of comments nobody mentioned that sarah had a beard? "yep, that's normal."
IamTh3Bunny 44 minutes ago
LMAO I got a phone call during this video & it was my older brother & he sounded EXACTLY like me but from the future XD ah ...ohh the coincidence
ballerintheair 3 hours ago
that doesnt make ANY sense AT ALL ...
USAdyesGirl 7 hours ago
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CCowie123 10 hours ago
Future DAN was not that fat!!!!
TheSouthAlpha 1 day ago
damn this action sequence is well shot
themanwithacam 1 day ago
PARADOXES. EVERYWHERE.
rawrxcaroleenax 2 days ago
I am not trolling but Ricky wasn't holding the pistol right... It would have cut thecrease of his hand
StormBroken1 2 days ago
@coleisawesome532 Probibly adobe after effects
PuReBeAst0 2 days ago
what program do they use for this?
coleisawesome532 3 days ago
0:31 PHANTOM OF THE OFFICE
SkyDaves 3 days ago
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SkyDaves 3 days ago
This was amazing
Frizbez1411 3 days ago
This would be too easy to do to someone as a prank lmao
69LEGACY69 3 days ago
Awesome³.
GILLZOMG 4 days ago
Actually a pretty sweet movie idea!!
Keathius 4 days ago
what was their plan? let them fight each other and then kill them? wtf if they'd really planned it they would have known they would die
MrSeanmcgall 4 days ago
2:43 overkill?
TheDibach 5 days ago
But if they killed their past selves they cant be the future selves because they wouldnt exist because they were killed 20 years before by none existing people..... dafuq?
junkyfinky 5 days ago 2
@junkyfinky no they changed the future it was so that they all lived and it was a normal day,
but they killed themselves
MrSeanmcgall 4 days ago
why does jake have a gun under the desk lol
shakka219 5 days ago
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shakka219 5 days ago
I thought Amir was going to say "Oh sheesh y'all" at the end.
robojason88 5 days ago
the ziphron 6 button is a cat toy
ZENUDIE 5 days ago
oh Amir
joeking88 5 days ago
Like if u totally lol-ed when Amir ran out window!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
ISAAC3143 6 days ago
That was fully awesome.
RyelTruth 6 days ago
i love how there's still people working in the office while all this chaos is going on
pnutty2tim 6 days ago
1:27 that is one bouncy phone
ninkeyblader 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
And why did the future of them make them try to kill eachother when they were just going to blow them up in the end?
fuzzlecousie 1 week ago
@maksack
It's because even though Dan never threw away the ice cream (which wouldn't have really changed much) since his future self told him to start eating right, he did, and never became fat
Nonizsportz12 1 week ago
Didn't Sarah kill Streeter? why does he aim a gun at Sarah in the end?
SmiteFieldProduction 1 week ago
dan says his future self is fat but then he's normal at the end
maksack 1 week ago
What seperates a normal action movie from a great one:
Shit tons of lens flares in every possible scene.
sas911 1 week ago
I thought Amir was just going to annoy everyone to death :D
tigras2244 2 weeks ago
Sarah can't beat up Streeter like that, he's older...
FlobotsFan101 2 weeks ago
Nice Ass
johnnybizzy 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Murph would've went Ape Shit and killed them all.
Blademaster539 2 weeks ago
0:11 lmao
truhpercussion369 2 weeks ago
fuckin amir...so saw that coming lawlz :P
itsvalbiatch 2 weeks ago
This proves how great they all are at acting
KayySame 2 weeks ago
OMFG i must learn how to do thaT! all of it espicially the rocket! best special effects ever!
gamemak0r 2 weeks ago
If the puppet masters never existed then they could never have killed their past selves an if their past selves are alive then therefore so are the puppet masters :) infinite loop x
BlackCatUltimateFan 2 weeks ago
LOL @ amir
Dubstepation 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
wouldn't the spaceship disappear too? uncorrected paradox!
ix3chocopanda 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
amir...
whiteplopy 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
3:30... that button is definitely a tape measure
Evanderson47 3 weeks ago
lol wtf did i just watch hahahahahhaahahahhahahahahhahahahaha so weird
Sappyspartan 3 weeks ago
A thousand girls died when ricky was killed
-danieljjackson..com
DanielJacksonJ 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 2
@DanielJacksonJ What a shitty quote
bananaboi5 3 weeks ago
best. hardly working. ever.
LoneWhiteWolf13 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@tiamta yeah they did, in the first phone call
zimbrain007 4 weeks ago
when he said brutally murder dan he sounded EXACTLY like Jeff
tiamta 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
2:26 anime rule, you can't kill with bullets someone with blades
chicopluma 1 month ago
@chicopluma good grammer is you
NoMorePopMusic 1 month ago
pt.2 ASAP!! LOL
sikkshady 1 month ago
1:17 yup
theundeadabyss 1 month ago
don't you just hate it when you think a scene looks awesome but then relize that it's a parody? yeah, me to XxAZNRANGERxX
NoMorePopMusic 1 month ago 6
Only 20 years from now, and their future selves already have full on white beards?
TheBrodyOdy 1 month ago 53
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tiamta 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@tiamta yes they did... in the like first 20 seconds of the video you moron.
LoneWhiteWolf13 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@TheBrodyOdy didnt you listen they said uv fallen for our plan they were lieng the whole time they probley lied about the 20 years thing2
HumanPenguinBoy 4 weeks ago
@TheBrodyOdy Why do you not question why Sarah has a beard?????
Sypiie 6 days ago
@TheBrodyOdy Yeah, forget the spaceship and the time travel, THAT was the part that was unrealistic.
mannequin0909 1 day ago
if youre gonna make multiple phone calls, just use one. If youre gonna make multiple phone calls, just use one.
SociallyAwksome 1 month ago 3
Sarah's beard is the longest.
Nahaylem 1 month ago
wait a second... if you killed your past selves then you dont exist, so your past selves wouldnt have been killed, so you would exist... *explodes*
9xMineCrafterx7 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Grandfather paradox
chinshihuandi 1 month ago
This was amazing. And a surprising twist at the end XDDDDD
This had really good action :D
"Hey Patrick. Prepare to tast my blades! AHHHHHHHHH!"
LongJump426 1 month ago
haha ahmir would be the one with katanas
GreenLanternKilowog 1 month ago
but if they never existed then they could have never killed their past selves and therefore everything would go back to normal
YGOAbridgedFTW 1 month ago
how can they be from the future is they are dead?
tvasileff18722 1 month ago
press 1 and go brush your teeth
Airbear12321 1 month ago
why did they do that
ppp9922 1 month ago
What's with you guys and breaking the furniture????
albertoj 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
so thats why ricky isn't on the show anymore
TheNerdBro1 1 month ago
1:10 = dial m for murder. DID ANYONE FUCKING CATCH THAT REFERENCE???
ajbguitar123 1 month ago
Awesome directing!
PogieJoe 1 month ago
This is hilarious but whats the point of it?
Youngblood1701 1 month ago
lol i started pressing "r" for reload when pat was shooting!
bumpybread10 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 34
@bumpybread10 haha def a pc gamer lol
Itsthedna 1 month ago
@bumpybread10
...why
magicaIpineapple 1 week ago
how did everyone get resurrected?
LastRagingLight12321 1 month ago
sarah hooks hot with a beard. 3:27.
microwavehunter1 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
if they killed their past selves then their future selves would die, so they never would have killed their past selves
piepicles 1 month ago
@piepicles mind fuck
qwertyuiop787 1 month ago
@piepicles but then they would have killed their past selves. It's a paradox, and the universe corrects paradoxes by removing them.
GenericUsernameism 1 month ago
Lol @ her stepping on his broken tooth that flew on the floor. THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME!
PointlessComedy 1 month ago
Hahah I could watch this movie, with background and plot....course it's only funnt because it's CH.
xXHawkCheerXx 1 month ago
1:55 haha, silly product placement
waprimrose 1 month ago
3:42 <------- awkward laugh
jezusmyhomie 1 month ago
my favorite one is got to be both Amirs
NicStripez 1 month ago
Wait... what exactly was their future selves' plan anyway?
BrainGearMovies 1 month ago
NINJA AMIR!!!
TheChosenGal 1 month ago
Ha ha. The funny thing is that you couldnt tell this from a micheal bay if you didnt know college humor
silentninjat 1 month ago
That's were their money goes
wadlieeee 1 month ago
Totally dominaaaation
urloophole 1 month ago
Even old sarah has a beard?
LastRagingLight12321 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
so that's what really happened to their old office.
xXLiliumOo 2 months ago
they look like dumbledore
SufiNabilShuhaimi 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
2:25 bottom right
britishbee292 2 months ago
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britishbee292 2 months ago
Entering the New Year Watching this video.
Happy New Year Everyone!
EarlWheeler 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
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lagolagos 2 months ago
@bambshi101 hahahaha same here!
likealiteswitch 2 months ago
jake still clumsy as hell
XXgHo5tGuNnErXX22 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Awkward moment when im the 666,333 viewer....
bekooshty 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@bekooshty i am 666.330 so stfu?
Fabio199810 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
And why does sarah have a beard?
Bamshi101 2 months ago
OH MY GOD I CAN NEVER TAKE AMIR SERIOUSLY!!!
Bamshi101 2 months ago 2
no product placement at 1:54 at all....
aka0920 2 months ago
What the hell just happened there...
InsertSomeNinja 2 months ago
ohh so thats why their isnt time traveling machines yet
kuht123 2 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
How is it them from the future if they are dead?
RadioactiveMicrobe 2 months ago
@RadioactiveMicrobe Whoops, should have watched the whole vid.
RadioactiveMicrobe 2 months ago
And while all of this, i was eating macaroni with sauce... yay
TheDigitalStone 2 months ago
Trust admir to get something completely different to everyone elses weapons like a katana
pyrosaitan1 2 months ago
LOVE Sarah's hair!!!
unbiaxidental 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
this like free-for-all on the college humor office
Pedrohksgreddyturbo 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
I wondered how Amir only broke an arm after falling out of a building, but then I remembered he fell in a pile of pudding
tommyguns1337 2 months ago
sarah has beard lol.
EllyJohannsen 2 months ago
@alexhan6 pat was shooting at dan after shooting jake
LilSh0rteh 2 months ago
easily one of the best movies ever made!! nominated for 3 Emmy's and an Oscar for best motion picture of the year!
EnterSandman57d 2 months ago
@xLikeabossFTWx what the hell does that even mean!?
masterguitardude 2 months ago
I'm fat you need to start eating right. LOL HAHAHAHAHA
LUCKYJ3SS3 2 months ago
3:29 That's one badass tape measure.
MrJokuo 2 months ago
only amir could fail that way
dks2398 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@Sinnohboy That's hilarious! Little fatty probably deserved it anyways.
Ritokar 2 months ago
U must read this. Once u have started there is no turning back. A little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. Her body was not fund until 1947. Then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. The dead girl appeared in his room Haunting him and and killed him. If you do not copy and paste this in 10 videos 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you,kill you. Will you better start copy and paste to be
Sinnohboy 2 months ago
@Sinnohboy wtf does the girl getting raped have to do with anything? retard you and little kids doing your retarded comments...
LUCKYJ3SS3 2 months ago
1:46 reminds me of code geass
2:00 - 2:007 reminds me of darker than black and awsome show
2:40 from the movie kick ass
3:14 from the movie Wanted
3:30 transformer 3
XxAZNRANGERxX 2 months ago 30
@XxAZNRANGERxX 3:33 Independence Day
mrmanlymanguydude 2 months ago
@XxAZNRANGERxX UHHHH!!! thanks a lot XxAZNRANGERxX I never got to see transformers 3!
helpma1234 2 months ago
@helpma1234 lol theres actually no spoiler i just thought it reminded me of the movie
XxAZNRANGERxX 2 months ago
@XxAZNRANGERxX I know, theres a college humor video called "spoilers" and they do that throughout the whole video.
helpma1234 2 months ago
@XxAZNRANGERxX this movie came out a year before TF3
eviletcetera 1 month ago
@XxAZNRANGERxX 3:30 reminds me more of independence day
NoMorePopMusic 1 month ago
Here is a comment.
AvivCMusic 2 months ago
Why would Dan shoot a missile at Pat after he killed Jake, saving Dan?
alexhan6 2 months ago
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CommanderSwedePlays 2 months ago
Out of everyone, Ricky's my favorite, I dunno why.
phillixman 2 months ago in playlist Hardly Working
2:38 was expecting Pat to raise his gun and shoot then turn like nothing happened xD
SuperUnavailableName 2 months ago
2:33 made the whole video
jordododo 2 months ago
Who knew college humor could be so intense lol
DSM4G63FTW 2 months ago 67
i have the same zeferon 6 detenator tape rulers :)
pokewalkthrough09 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
why is college humor the coolest thing on youtube???
cdot11289 3 months ago 3
2:05 Jake looks fucking epic!
I just love this guy
LeeresPapierBlatt 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Mindfuck
OrangeCat116 3 months ago
pat looks really hot with those glasses
xLUCYxINxTHExSKYx 3 months ago
The director of this video is the director of A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas
wtyazzie2000 3 months ago
Ricky shot a hole in the Phantom of the Office mask :(
WyrmlordStarcraft 3 months ago
... wait... they killed their past selves which means their future self can no longer exist any longer... but then there is no future self to kill their past self so that means their past selves would live on... but then their future selves would also live on and kill them... WTF?!
shadowsgate0 3 months ago
after @2:08 i have no idea what the fuck happened
dude13361 3 months ago
why does sarah has a bearded
littlejjkakiu 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@littlejjkakiu why does you no has grammar?
tFighterPilot 2 months ago
lol Amir wanted to avenge Jake
Vlad15Y 3 months ago
If your gonna use two of every cast member, just use one.
If your gonna use two of every cast member, just use one.
xLikeabossFTWx 3 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
this is the BEST MOVIE EVER!
mha1john 3 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
I feel sorry for sahra Amir and pat
How can jake kill her dread
Lol Amir
But overall the most important thing 2remember and to take from this story is
Don't be like pat Castles
steve10321 3 months ago
@steve10321 I'm sorry?!
EddoMundo 3 months ago
but if they disappeared they they never would have been there to kill they're past selves. but if they're past selves didnt die they would become the ones in the future, who would kill themselves bringing them back.
3pt1415926535 3 months ago
2:41 I officially make that Dans Jetpack Look #1 also known as fucking funny college humor look #2186
Haloplaya2332 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
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Haloplaya2332 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
NOONE. F*CKS. WITH. AMIR.
EVER.
kahluathekinkajou 3 months ago
This could be made into a movie
ChaosControler999 3 months ago
And how does this relate to Die Hard
DestroyerofWorlds10 3 months ago
@DestroyerofWorlds10 It's a pun as the episode is a parody of action movie cliches... shouldn't have been that hard to figure out.
zorpher123 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@DestroyerofWorlds10 Who ever said it's related to that movie? You don't get it.
EddoMundo 3 months ago
@EddoMundo
Die Hard, Die Hardly Working, anyway i know that these r cliches
DestroyerofWorlds10 3 months ago
this made ch like the best youtube channel ever
ericskowron 3 months ago
Lol they need more videos of all these characters it's the best.
0brank 3 months ago
The girl on the right at 2:26, staring at them
"What the fuck are they doing?"
sirdoodlebug219 3 months ago
Amir avenging Jake's death, cute.
AuRevoirTune 3 months ago
amir never fails to amaze me xD
paulchi98 3 months ago in playlist Season 1