Bill O'Reilly: Reality Checks SNL Sarah palin skit 09/15/08

[bustermk2]

I have a feeling that Chuck's idea of a tour of duty isn't the same as the average soldier's idea of a tour of duty.

It is a bit different playing the tough guy in movies and being shot by a camera than being on the battlefield and being shot at by guns.

[firthio2]

I didn't really get it. Was Bill proud that Chuck Norris just talked all over and rudely interrupted huffington with his bullshit point?

[avidreader57]

U tell em bill. those book readin types need ta leave USA and go back to hitler and be like them. Real U.S. Americans git news from FOX. O'Reilly-Beck 2012.

[frankystein12]

Hope you're being sarcastic, otherwise you need to watch some real news like BBC.

[p3snooper]

Hold your horses there, Bill O....

You said, "The federal government should impose strict oversight on the oil companies..." because they're gouging us?

Isn't that entirely contrary to the right wing conservative philosophy, that big business is A-OK and they should be allowed to do as they wish?

Do you often speak from both your faces, Bill?

[702decatur]

I can never get enough of that its too funny.

[holycanoli1]

Screamingchickenpie you do that please do it!

[ylt34c]

omg does she know she's talking to chuck norris?? the possessor of the roundhouse kick of terror? and it had to be a celebrity tour cuz everyone knows all we have to do is send chuck norris in to fight cuz he ultimately has final say on who gets to exist and who doesn't

[ilaughin08]

wow he is rude!

[DaNyBoY46]

i hope you arent talkin about chuck norris cause he will hunt you down and round-house kick you to last week

[screamingchickenpie]

I'm gonna fuckin assasinate Bill O'reillY!!!

Lol,just kidding,jk!!!!=)

[brpadington]

Why doesnt the government just unleash norris ad let him fix iraq and kill osama.

[darcyknox]

This woman running for president is honestly setting back the womans movment a great deal( i would imagine) if she gets ellected it will be 150 years before you see another high profile female candidate(like hillary clinton, who should have gotten the dommanation but I guess Mr.Rockafeller didn't give her the thumbs up)

[zachweber]

Chuck Norris is a weapon of mass destruction!

But he's also a conservative homo.

Please chuck don't kill me with your thoughts for saying that.

[minaminogue123]

what did Chuck mean by "tour"? is he in the Marines or Guard? Or was he doing a celeb tour?

[micamous3]

i think that chuck got punched too hard by bruce lee and has no more sense in his head.

i HATE when 'celebs' are like "ive been there"

with all their body guards and etc they act like they are in the real situation they are safer than anyone else who is out there

[BenAliGtor]

How far did Chuck Norris get in school? HS grad? When faced with facts he stomps his foot and whines "Liberal! Liberal!"

"I did TWO TOURS there!" The geriatric fathead can still mine a chuckle or two.

[fherlinn]

I am so depressed now that Chuck Norris thinks the way he does.

[jderck660r]

We need to send ole Chuck Norris to go find Osama... He would no doubt get er done. He's a texas ranger for christs sake.

[pebud2002]

Dogg needs to go!!! He for real!!!

[AgnesBojaxhiu2000]

rushie neocons are sooo much like killers charlie manson and jefferie dahmer that i confuse the three ... they have sold their souls to satan and are liars ... take evil palin ... she has given one speech that she read over and over again ... loaded with proven lies ... one softball interview to abc ... now she is in hiding ... to be one heartbeat from satan's presidency ... diabolical .. the neocons spend $400M+ for show biz talk shows to dupe the dopes .. but they had to knock off russert

[kmardes]

exactly, policy is dictated by the man and his whole team (rove,cheney,wolfowitz).and with a hick like bush who can't even speak english its no wonder america has a bad rep.

obama at least MIGHT pull out of iraq, while mcSame would almost certainly go INTO Iran! big difference!

and by the way, a dem won ww2 and a rep lost vietnam (and iraq). iraq was lost the second we went in there. in essence its UNWINNABLE. look at the dollar. we ALREADY LOST. now its just a formality. thanks republicans

[kmardes]

nowhere in the 'industrialized nations' is abortion such a big deal (or is it?) as in the super-religious-whitetrash united states.

there are FAR bigger uses, like preventing further wars and stopping the collapse of the dollar. but most of u repulican rednecks wouldn't know that cos you hardly leave your own state. the dollar is at an ALL TIME LOW. many countries won't even accept it as payment anymore.

and you're worried about fucking abortion?

the u.s./world is overpopulated as it is.

[kmardes]

yes, i am as independent as they come. i'd vote for ron paul in a flash but you McSAME is a danger to america and the world, picking a fucking hockey mom to possibly to president. and you're worried about abortion??

leave your bible at home.

obama has my vote to stop you war mongering reps.

[kmardes]

VV, if you tell your fat sister to get off the remote to change the channel from fox, u might learn something.

black and white? if ANYONE looks at things like that its right wingers. i'm independent, never been a party member, never will. the whole freakin WORLD despises the republicans (including our 'allies' - except for israel of course)..and so does MOST of america.

so, that makes you in an awfully awfully small violent minority.

[Derfglouglou]

You are STUPID!

The biggest campaign of human genocide??!!?

Come on it's a choice we have to have a baby or not. I'm not a woman but i believe in the right to choose. What is better a child that is not wanted or a child who will come at a time in wich he can be taken care of.

The simple solution is to control abortion by law. Women should be allowed to have abortion until the third month of pregrancy. It's not MURDER like some assholes are saying. It's reality!!!!

[mao12345]

Damn, Chuck Norris has been to Iraq, and he hasn't roundhouse kicked the country to dust. He must be getting really old.

[kmardes]

'typical liberal argument', guess that makes you a right wing neocon religious nut.

there are MUCH greater issues in the world than abortion. its the woman's choice, period.

very logical.

[kmardes]

mrw, go to ANY polling of the iraqi's. what fucking rock are you living under? who there DOES want u.s. troops occupying their country??! maybe if u stop watching fox you might learn some of this.

[kmardes]

VV, lets not forget to count america's participation in genocide - vietnam, nicuargua, chile, congo, indonesia...

a spade is a spade. once you stop your 'holier than thou' attitude the world will be a better place.

[kmardes]

what's an irrevelant point? completely going against the will of the people.. both theirs and ours?

i can't wait till someone squashes you like a bug, 6 more weeks...

[pixieAvery]

O'Reilly should not be in media. He represents all that I hate.

[kmardes]

norris talked to the troops? and?? maybe THAT is the problem.. our troops don't decide iraq's future. by a 12-1 margin the locals don't want american troops there, period.

what part of illegal occupation doesn't fox and redneck norris understand?