Niggas on that shed like Macguyver, killin like a Zangief piledriver, nigga you choppin niggaz AK's wit da thuggish ruggish blastin niggaz wit automatic triggaz in yah firezone send um to the dome.
Best bit is when "GERRRNNNIE" sticks ice cream in his face at opening credits and for a slight second he looks at her like he wants to rip her head off.
lol my favortie arnold quote is in the running man where he signs the paper on the guys back and stabs the pencil in his back, and then says "Don't forget to send me a copy." ROFL
oh man, i was hoping it would have the line where arnold says "lend you a hand?" after he chops that guys arm off, but i guess it never got filmed, damn shame.
i love it when that dude gets hit in the nuts with that axe!!! XD he makes the most hilarious facial expression with that gigantic handlebar mustache of his.
@24Stiffler This particular release is published by the Finnish company FS Film, I'm not sure if you can get it in the UK. If you find it in an online store, however, it should work as it's R2.
awesome movie the machette scene rocks :) anyone else notice how many realy bad fake beards and other facial hair glue-ons there are in this movie? lol wicked
I actually think it looked better in the theatrical version. The gory insert shots are pretty corny looking (with the exception of the severed arm guy).
4 some reason(ive got the normal version) it only has the parts in the shed scene where he throws the sawblades at the guys. but not the ones with the rake and the axe and the guys arm chopped off
did you know that the Oscars have an award or Best Scene in a Movie? the thing is the same movie has been winning the award for the past 20 years....Commando for the scene Axe to the Dudes Nuts...eventually in 1998 they stop announcing the nominees for the award and just give Arnold the damn award immediately since no scene ever can beat the Axe to the nuts...
can someone please reassure me that i'm not the only one who finds this clip insanely funny? i think i must be ultimately sick but i was literally in stitches
I think this scene SHEDS some light on how badass John is =P
Johny40Se7en 6 days ago
Arnold's career as a barber/gardener died quickly. With these assclowns.
vigo894 2 months ago 2
@xSolidHologramx The original idea was that Arnold would say: need I hand? after he tossed the arm back, but that was considered TOO macabre :D
jvdarules 3 months ago 2
@jvdarules= I heard he started beatingsomeone with the arm.
vigo894 2 months ago
This scene changed my life!
mofo6988 4 months ago
Why cut it out? It's armless
HorrorHarry100 5 months ago 3
OMG!! Press 4 repeatedly for in your face Arnold action. LOL!!
MikeAM78 5 months ago
arnold can be my handyman and gardener anytime! knows his way around a toolshed !
davyjones21122 5 months ago 2
awesome
jflasssh 7 months ago 7
Jesus Christ.
jacklockehume 7 months ago
Sad it's been removed again on BluRay :(
Kadiletak 8 months ago
press 5 repeatedly for guy masterbating
resievilcharlie 8 months ago
press 8 repetitively. it's the HERES YOUR ARM BACK dance
deseminempred 8 months ago
It's Ben Stiller at 0:23 !!!
karloskozz 9 months ago
0:15 lol XDD
ultimatesol 9 months ago
Niggas on that shed like Macguyver, killin like a Zangief piledriver, nigga you choppin niggaz AK's wit da thuggish ruggish blastin niggaz wit automatic triggaz in yah firezone send um to the dome.
CommandoKrueger 9 months ago
Fox better make that director's cut blu ray release soon, and if not....
Somewhere! Somehow! Someone's! GONNA PAY!!!!
LukeMM95 10 months ago
Shit i just got commando on blu ray,u.k release and its fucking cut!!!!! why dident they bring out the directors cut???? Thanks for the vid mate.
TheCropsyManiac 11 months ago
Funny, now Arnold wants to protect kids from such violent content that he only a few decades earlier committed!
ConstantineChernabog 1 year ago
@ConstantineChernabog This was an R rated movie targeted to adults
jackzero99 1 year ago
Suck on that mother FUCKERS
plateofshrimp 1 year ago
Wow..I never saw the close-ups like that. But they do look a little cheesy so its better the way the mainstream version is cut.
tipsss 1 year ago
pause at 0:18 u can clearly see that is a dummy with a razor blade in his neck that Arnold threw at him.
BAD EDITING!!!!
joestrummerfanxx1 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA THE GUY WHOS ARM GETS CUT OFF
SgtWar94 1 year ago
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
JimmyTapthat 1 year ago
So this is how arnold cleans the garden!!
The1979Warriors 1 year ago 4
The only thiat prevents this from being th epitamy of Arnold is a bad one liner.
joekoe97 1 year ago
hahahaha this never gets old ....arnold would totally kick chuck norris ass anyday
hjchamp04 1 year ago
I'm only 13 now and I first saw the whole of the film uncut when I was 8. Still luv the film!!!
Drpeaceoutsam 1 year ago
Out of all the victims I feel most sorry for the soldier with the axe in his groin.
kolop556 1 year ago
Cheech got the axe in the nuts!
00dfjedmngi 1 year ago
At 0:18, it looks like the dude from My Big Fat Greek Wedding got the circular saw in the neck.
00dfjedmngi 1 year ago
The music in the Directors Cut in this scene is not the same music as in the Theatrical Cut. Weird...
GavSalkeld 1 year ago
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Jilksy101 1 year ago
its tool time with john matrix
silentdeath27 1 year ago
Fuckin beautiful....
MrPettj 1 year ago
scalped tha foo!!!.......and that guy who took the axe to the nuts looks like Ben Stiller from Dodgeball
dalinkwentj 1 year ago
not even BRUCE LEE has a chance here, no way. Arnold destroys it.
Gencturk92 1 year ago 2
cheers for that
24Stiffler 1 year ago
Best bit is when "GERRRNNNIE" sticks ice cream in his face at opening credits and for a slight second he looks at her like he wants to rip her head off.
crazyhorseemlyn 1 year ago
Lob´ve this scene :) :)
LledoDK 1 year ago
can't stop arnold
tubebellator 1 year ago
i came
213kp 1 year ago 2
much better!!
bassfuryvi 1 year ago
YES! YES!
egg64 1 year ago
Excellent disarming technique
jackzero99 1 year ago
@jackzero99 Yes, truly masterful. Because he takes it literally.
egg64 1 year ago
ROFL at Arnies hop at 28
The1979Warriors 1 year ago
lol my favortie arnold quote is in the running man where he signs the paper on the guys back and stabs the pencil in his back, and then says "Don't forget to send me a copy." ROFL
CopsEpisodesOnline 1 year ago
the vsh version has this and more on it
rapboy0909 1 year ago
I thought he said "need a hand?" in the uncut?
cybersaur 1 year ago
the guy at 0:19 funny as f**k but how long wud it take to die from that LOL
hod05 1 year ago
at 0:22, they use that sound effect all the time, it sounds like someone getting kicked in the nuts
bcurrans 2 years ago
:23 is that Cheech
UberKrispy 2 years ago
This video may be UNCUT, but the guys are definitely CUT
lacman81 2 years ago 61
@lacman81 oh hell yes LOL
UberKrispy 2 years ago
oh god , lol
inz01 1 year ago
@lacman81 Nice sarcasm, man.
D20Watt 1 year ago
oh man, i was hoping it would have the line where arnold says "lend you a hand?" after he chops that guys arm off, but i guess it never got filmed, damn shame.
pjdr 2 years ago 2
we only see it uncut on uk sky channel
badturkali 2 years ago
Harsh but fair lol. Why do these guys get jobs with arch villains? ;o))) Think Arnie should of said "I dis-arm you" maybe?...I'll get my coat..
johnjnukemsheridan 2 years ago
0:17-0:19 thats some funny footage, lmao
billduke251273 2 years ago
LOL, his eyes get big right before he hacks the guy's arm off...
copyhut 2 years ago
0:23 best part.
SamuelLJacksonsFish 2 years ago
awesome!
CommanderOfTheSun 2 years ago
0:21 :D
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tonyleicher 2 years ago
lol
hellhoundcc4 2 years ago
i love it when that dude gets hit in the nuts with that axe!!! XD he makes the most hilarious facial expression with that gigantic handlebar mustache of his.
littlegreengamer 2 years ago 3
that dude is awesome, ahnold does him in like 10 + times, hehe.
DAZKLOPEX 2 years ago 2
this is region 1 directors cut
not region 2
badturkali 2 years ago
And how did you come to this conclusion?
rrrattus 2 years ago
because i have region 1 and region 2
badturkali 2 years ago 7
Good for you. I, however, only have a region 2 release, from which I ripped this scene myself.
rrrattus 2 years ago
@rrrattus can you get it in the uk?
24Stiffler 1 year ago
@24Stiffler This particular release is published by the Finnish company FS Film, I'm not sure if you can get it in the UK. If you find it in an online store, however, it should work as it's R2.
rrrattus 1 year ago
awesome movie the machette scene rocks :) anyone else notice how many realy bad fake beards and other facial hair glue-ons there are in this movie? lol wicked
mrshef666 2 years ago 4
Why won't they release this director's cut DVD in the UK? It's annoying...
TJDoctor 2 years ago 11
yummy. Arnie was an 80's action God!
seanwukun 2 years ago 29
circular saw blades don't make that kind of sound when they're thrown like frisbees! lol
drclean2000 2 years ago 10
If you throw them with Arnies commando technique, they make exactly that kind of sound.
Mestaajaz 2 years ago 4
hilarious just fuckin hilarious gotta love it
mallardmalone 2 years ago 10
does anybody know what this background music is called?
Wazzuk316 2 years ago 7
LMFAO the 80's action movies are the best
manhands77 2 years ago 12
I actually think it looked better in the theatrical version. The gory insert shots are pretty corny looking (with the exception of the severed arm guy).
luscaslayer 2 years ago 11
4 some reason(ive got the normal version) it only has the parts in the shed scene where he throws the sawblades at the guys. but not the ones with the rake and the axe and the guys arm chopped off
noobclock 2 years ago 7
i bought a box-set containing this film a few weeks ago, and it's the same- only the sawblade bits. i was a little annoyed.
i used to have this film on VHS, which had most of what's seen in this clip
33LB 2 years ago 6
i have 3 dvd's of diz film.
the directors cut.
badturkali 3 years ago
you think it will come out on blu-ray?
mothartrucker 3 years ago
dude, itz already out on blu ray.
dont u no.
badturkali 2 years ago
Yeah eall I have over 9000 dvd's os diz film.
BillyCorgan777 2 years ago
Sir, I salute you!
StoatyFox 2 years ago 8
I demand to see scalp cut off in high quality!
gun4hire 3 years ago
love it when arnie throws him his arm back..class
wozzatech 3 years ago 5
did you know that the Oscars have an award or Best Scene in a Movie? the thing is the same movie has been winning the award for the past 20 years....Commando for the scene Axe to the Dudes Nuts...eventually in 1998 they stop announcing the nominees for the award and just give Arnold the damn award immediately since no scene ever can beat the Axe to the nuts...
mchief190 3 years ago 4
@mchief190 You have to admit that scalping someone by throwing a circular saw-blade like a Frisbee was fucking creative AND hilarious.
alucard1931 1 year ago 2
can someone please reassure me that i'm not the only one who finds this clip insanely funny? i think i must be ultimately sick but i was literally in stitches
cah404 3 years ago 5
You are not alone.
rrrattus 3 years ago
its an accident comedy. which is why its so great lol.
mothartrucker 3 years ago
i have received the directors cut from amazon. itz good. it cost me 30 pounds.
badturkali 3 years ago
iz diz the directors cut or the theatrical version ?
badturkali 3 years ago
As the info text says, it's the director's cut version. Wer lesen kann, ist klar im Vorteil. :-)
Nice scene, btw.
tieknul 3 years ago
the info text says "uncut" mate, not "directors cut".
badturkali 3 years ago
No, the text says: "Now with even more brutality! From the R2 "Director Edition" DVD."
You are referring to the title, not the info text in the upper right box.
tieknul 3 years ago
your a legend!
MistyShadow007 3 years ago
you're
georgehwbush 3 years ago
watever :P
MistyShadow007 3 years ago