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  • I think this scene SHEDS some light on how badass John is =P

  • Arnold's career as a barber/gardener died quickly. With these assclowns.

  • @xSolidHologramx The original idea was that Arnold would say: need I hand? after he tossed the arm back, but that was considered TOO macabre :D

  • @jvdarules= I heard he started beatingsomeone with the arm.

  • This scene changed my life!

  • Why cut it out? It's armless

  • OMG!! Press 4 repeatedly for in your face Arnold action. LOL!!

  • arnold can be my handyman and gardener anytime!  knows his way around a toolshed !

  • awesome

  • Jesus Christ.

  • Sad it's been removed again on BluRay :(

  • press 5 repeatedly for guy masterbating

  • press 8 repetitively. it's the HERES YOUR ARM BACK dance

  • It's Ben Stiller at 0:23 !!!

  • 0:15 lol XDD

  • Niggas on that shed like Macguyver, killin like a Zangief piledriver, nigga you choppin niggaz AK's wit da thuggish ruggish blastin niggaz wit automatic triggaz in yah firezone send um to the dome.

  • Fox better make that director's cut blu ray release soon, and if not....

    Somewhere! Somehow! Someone's! GONNA PAY!!!!

  • Shit i just got commando on blu ray,u.k release and its fucking cut!!!!! why dident they bring out the directors cut???? Thanks for the vid mate.

  • Funny, now Arnold wants to protect kids from such violent content that he only a few decades earlier committed!

  • @ConstantineChernabog This was an R rated movie targeted to adults

  • Suck on that mother FUCKERS

  • Wow..I never saw the close-ups like that. But they do look a little cheesy so its better the way the mainstream version is cut. 

  • pause at 0:18 u can clearly see that is a dummy with a razor blade in his neck that Arnold threw at him.

    BAD EDITING!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHA THE GUY WHOS ARM GETS CUT OFF

  • YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • So this is how arnold cleans the garden!!

  • The only thiat prevents this from being th epitamy of Arnold is a bad one liner.

  • hahahaha this never gets old ....arnold would totally kick chuck norris ass anyday

  • I'm only 13 now and I first saw the whole of the film uncut when I was 8. Still luv the film!!!

  • Out of all the victims I feel most sorry for the soldier with the axe in his groin.

  • Cheech got the axe in the nuts!

  • At 0:18, it looks like the dude from My Big Fat Greek Wedding got the circular saw in the neck.

  • The music in the Directors Cut in this scene is not the same music as in the Theatrical Cut. Weird...

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  • its tool time with john matrix

  • Fuckin beautiful....

  • scalped tha foo!!!.......and that guy who took the axe to the nuts looks like Ben Stiller from Dodgeball

  • not even BRUCE LEE has a chance here, no way. Arnold destroys it.

  • cheers for that

  • Best bit is when "GERRRNNNIE" sticks ice cream in his face at opening credits and for a slight second he looks at her like he wants to rip her head off.

  • Lob´ve this scene :) :)

  • can't stop arnold

  • i came

  • much better!!

  • YES!  YES!

  • Excellent disarming technique

  • @jackzero99 Yes, truly masterful. Because he takes it literally.

  • ROFL at Arnies hop at 28

  • lol my favortie arnold quote is in the running man where he signs the paper on the guys back and stabs the pencil in his back, and then says "Don't forget to send me a copy." ROFL

  • the vsh version has this and more on it

  • I thought he said "need a hand?" in the uncut?

  • the guy at 0:19 funny as f**k but how long wud it take to die from that LOL

  • at 0:22, they use that sound effect all the time, it sounds like someone getting kicked in the nuts

  • :23 is that Cheech

  • This video may be UNCUT, but the guys are definitely CUT

  • @lacman81 oh hell yes LOL

  • oh god , lol

  • @lacman81 Nice sarcasm, man.

  • oh man, i was hoping it would have the line where arnold says "lend you a hand?" after he chops that guys arm off, but i guess it never got filmed, damn shame.

  • we only see it uncut on uk sky channel

  • Harsh but fair lol. Why do these guys get jobs with arch villains? ;o))) Think Arnie should of said "I dis-arm you" maybe?...I'll get my coat..

  • 0:17-0:19 thats some funny footage, lmao

  • LOL, his eyes get big right before he hacks the guy's arm off...

  • 0:23 best part.

  • awesome!

  • 0:21 :D

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  • lol

  • i love it when that dude gets hit in the nuts with that axe!!! XD he makes the most hilarious facial expression with that gigantic handlebar mustache of his.

  • that dude is awesome, ahnold does him in like 10 + times, hehe.

  • this is region 1 directors cut

    not region 2

  • And how did you come to this conclusion?

  • because i have region 1 and region 2

  • Good for you. I, however, only have a region 2 release, from which I ripped this scene myself.

  • @rrrattus can you get it in the uk?

  • @24Stiffler This particular release is published by the Finnish company FS Film, I'm not sure if you can get it in the UK. If you find it in an online store, however, it should work as it's R2.

  • awesome movie the machette scene rocks :) anyone else notice how many realy bad fake beards and other facial hair glue-ons there are in this movie? lol wicked

  • Why won't they release this director's cut DVD in the UK? It's annoying...

  • yummy. Arnie was an 80's action God!

  • circular saw blades don't make that kind of sound when they're thrown like frisbees! lol

  • If you throw them with Arnies commando technique, they make exactly that kind of sound.

  • hilarious just fuckin hilarious gotta love it

  • does anybody know what this background music is called?

  • LMFAO the 80's action movies are the best

  • I actually think it looked better in the theatrical version. The gory insert shots are pretty corny looking (with the exception of the severed arm guy).

  • 4 some reason(ive got the normal version) it only has the parts in the shed scene where he throws the sawblades at the guys. but not the ones with the rake and the axe and the guys arm chopped off

  • i bought a box-set containing this film a few weeks ago, and it's the same- only the sawblade bits. i was a little annoyed.

    i used to have this film on VHS, which had most of what's seen in this clip

  • i have 3 dvd's of diz film.

    the directors cut.

  • you think it will come out on blu-ray?

  • dude, itz already out on blu ray.

    dont u no.

  • Yeah eall I have over 9000 dvd's os diz film.

  • Sir, I salute you!

  • I demand to see scalp cut off in high quality!

  • love it when arnie throws him his arm back..class

  • did you know that the Oscars have an award or Best Scene in a Movie? the thing is the same movie has been winning the award for the past 20 years....Commando for the scene Axe to the Dudes Nuts...eventually in 1998 they stop announcing the nominees for the award and just give Arnold the damn award immediately since no scene ever can beat the Axe to the nuts...

  • @mchief190 You have to admit that scalping someone by throwing a circular saw-blade like a Frisbee was fucking creative AND hilarious.

  • can someone please reassure me that i'm not the only one who finds this clip insanely funny? i think i must be ultimately sick but i was literally in stitches

  • You are not alone.

  • its an accident comedy. which is why its so great lol.

  • i have received the directors cut from amazon. itz good. it cost me 30 pounds.

  • iz diz the directors cut or the theatrical version ?

  • As the info text says, it's the director's cut version. Wer lesen kann, ist klar im Vorteil. :-)

    Nice scene, btw.

  • the info text says "uncut" mate, not "directors cut".

  • No, the text says: "Now with even more brutality! From the R2 "Director Edition" DVD."

    You are referring to the title, not the info text in the upper right box.

  • your a legend!

  • you're

  • watever :P

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