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  • gets u infinite, sprint, swim, and cycle i belive

  • Easier way to do this... do the robbery missions before u leave los santos. their super easy

  • ahii ahi ahiiiiiiiiiiii casi casi que te ganaron a lo ultimo heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee jjjaaaajjjaaaajajajajajajajaja­jaja

  • No wonder wuzi asked carl if he could swim! LOL

  • you should unlock burglary mission

    it'll give you unlimited sprint

  • Everytime at swimming i been last 9 place,then at the bike a go ahead and lead a lot,but at the running part CJ is very exaust,and he cant run longer???Why man,Stamina -full Musles-80%,FAT-0%,whys that?

  • wow, CJ so fast.

  • The torture start here :8:35 to 8:43 and 8:50 to 9:25 haha lol

  • all u get is money?? i think it wuld be good if u got the cock costume ( the clucking bell uniform) and i already have alot of stupid money I WANT A COSTUME!

  • when i first done this i thought it said beat the clock but i looked back and it said cock!

  • what if you have a lot of muscles is that positif or negatif for this race can somebody explain that to me?

  • how u pedaling so damn fast?:O:O:O

  • @Jobanavastoss tap W

  • ahhhhhhh, para eso sirven, que hay q tener para hacer el triatlon en fishers lagoon?

    solamente se esa ubicacion

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  • my little bro wants to know how to unlock this thing, soo how do you? because i forgot how

  • @jaredhaden1989 u can enter these during weekends (in game) at santa maria beach or at the Fisher's Lagoon at the country side

  • @wtfpenguinwtf thank you

  • there are 3 triathlons the second one is two times bigger than this one you have to pass two cities by bike than run (basically its the same chemistry on all 3 swim bike & run)

  • By far the best GTA game.

  • please tell me at what time I need to be on the beach to do a beet The Cock and if I have to traverse the game to be able to compete

  • Were you playing with your Wii while you played Beat The Cock?

  • exacto esa es la unica manera de ganar esa carrera golpeando a los adversarios porque si quieres ganarles legalmente jamas podras

    nobody fuck CJ

  • cuando me pongo en la luz roja me dice: "El Gallo chucking no esta listo todavia"

  • 9:03he's not going to have babies anymore

  • oye dime komo puedo nadar mas rapido

  • tip: having nightvisions helps :)

     when CJ's tired put on the nightvision, itl'l give him a temporary boost in stamina

  • @Medcezir350: Well, firetruck is free choose, and u get fireproof once you beat level 12. Ambulance you get 150 health, Vigilante you get 150 armor, taxi's give all taxies infinite nitro and hop with L3, so yea. The burglary mission gives 3k and Infinite sprint upon completion

  • When you complete the burglary missions you get 3k and infinite sprint. And it doesnt have to be all in one run. It can be achieved in multiple runs ( atleast i did ), and you need 10k worth of items total.

  • @DrizzleXD

    I don't mean to be mean but that is a lie. You only get money from the burglary missions.

  • If u complete the burglary missions beforehand, u automatically get infinte sprint, which makes it much easier

  • tsk2

  • I just did this and got 5:19

  • You SUK! I beat this in 4minute 39 sex.

  • You had sex in 4 minutes and 39 seconds???

  • Sure.. And for better laugh tell me that you didn't cheat ;)

  • ROFL!, 7:04 "YOU JUST A BITCH"

  • dam he knocked the fuck out dem runners

  • yea its weird how fat my cock is....

    what yall think

  • i have this 4 PC and the course is totally different

  • i have this 4 pc and the course is exactly the same :). There are 2 locations to star the marathon, maybe you did the other one?

  • i used the cheat for a vortex and used it until to the bike part

  • i luv dis game so much i got dis at ma house

  • *WHAM* Hey, you should get the hell outta here!

    *WHAM* You just a bitch!

    *WHAM* You wanna get slept, bitch?

    *WHAM* Tryin' to get laid out?

    *WHAM* It's on now!

    :D

  • where is this at? ive been looking for it forever i have xbox and i just cant find it

  • santa maria beach near the lighthouse on saturdays and sundays only

  • did you know you can have unlimited stamina when you finish the burglary mission?

  • how did you kick that dude in the nuts which gym move did you learn

  • Rapid tap X and you will swim very fast.

  • your so dumb instead of beating that girl up you could of get yourself a head start at 4:40

  • how do you swim like that sdo long? i got stamina maximum, muscle and fat 0%. And i stop swimming fast often. please give me help.

  • he has unlimited stamina by doing burglary missions but to get unlimited you have to steal $10,000 worth of stuff and can you help me with this cause it keeps saying the cluckin cock isnt ready yet.

  • it means u cant do the mission. Its only available in saturday and sunay (to see the day of the week press L1 for Ps2 or TAB for PC and see. Hope i helped. Thx for your help 2

  • ummm.......it was saturday and it said the cluckin' cock wasn't ready yet

  • you can only play the beat the cock challenge when you unlock all the cities.

  • Not sure about that, if it only works when each city is unlocked.

    But one thing is important. Races are only available on Saturday and Sunday.

    One is at Santa Maria Beach, the second is at Palomino Creek, near that old steel wheel. Palomino Creek's is twice bigger than Santa Maria's. The longest challenge in GTA San Andreas.

    It's better to complete buglary mission before trying BTC. This gives you infinite sprint. But anyway, this challenge will surely make your hands feel a bit tired :)

  • which buglary mission? the mission with van? But you cant it complete because its freely(free choose) you get only money with it

  • @Medcezir350 You can complete it. When you get 10 k or 12 k (don't remember) at one mission, you will complete it.

    Amateur..

  • @SlashButcher thx !

  • @Medcezir350

    He's lying, don't believe him.

  • @jok42315 thanks that help me

  • same here

  • when i try it says the cluckin cock isnt ready yet whats that meen

  • is hard to win

  • All this shit for $10,000? I can get $10,000 by knocking over 5 or 6 drug dealers. :P This looks fun though, I never knew this was in the game for THIS long.

  • u can use vortex in swimming and jetpack in time of running

  • in ur name it says lovelycinammongirl what kind of girl would want to shoot someones nuts? ahahahahahahahahaha!and i noticed u r a fan of GTA san andreas

  • 7:04 XDDD try win without make trap XD.

    nice vid.. love this mission :)

  • oh i know another way!! Just do the Jetpack cheat code and you'll win!! it's that easy!

  • its on ps2 right ?? where can you find this challenge ??

  • how u go challange? tell me please

  • if you steal 10,000 during burglary you will get infinite sprint, this might come in hand during this triathlon.

  • lol yea this shit was easy when u have infinite sprint...granted u can ride the bike without falling often and u can press X repeatedly for ten minutes

  • i found the red marker in santa maria beach near that light house but when i go in it says that the cock isnt ready or some shit...what do you have to so in order to enter the race???

  • i enjoy stabbing dead bodie like u with nut shots

  • u enjoy shooting people in the nuts dont u

  • when u press L1 and it shows ur stats, onthe bottom it says the day.

    L1 for ps2 only. idk xbox or pc

  • its only avaiable in the weekends. it says in 1 of the gyms. i still cant get the 1 in the santa maria beach. i wonder why is says the cock isnt ready.

  • How you, when it's weekend? I cannot find it...

  • Wtf? I just did this mission (failed) then I did it again and got disqualified for shooting someone and now when i go back their the red thing you walk into isn't their? Do you have to have both low fat and low muscle? cause I have high muscle and low fat.

  • i dont get it i found the marker for this one by the lighthouse but i go in it and it says beat the cock isnt ready yet but i have all the areas that this race goes through i just dont have las venturas

  • 8:37 - 9:27 hahaha... so aggressive

  • beating the cock looks like a lot of fun , perhaps i should try beating the cock sometime

  • 21/f/single hiiiii boys

  • lol i did it in 7:04 and no points added to my san andreas completion that sucks...im at 95,19% lol

  • yeah i cant help but sniper shoot the dead guy in the nuts

  • I did this mission and killed someone, which got me disqualified from the race...

  • lol roflmao same here

  • dude i did the rase and a ghost car ran me over xD

  • how can u swim so fast?

  • Build up ur Stamina full :) and mussle

  • when i did this, i cheated

  • dang you rich lol :)

  • i found the marker on santa maria beach....

    ps:i hate leatherface

  • XD i love leatherface but i think it would hurt having a leatherface XD

  • ok, tnx

  • wtf?! i found the triathlon marker in "Fisher's Lagoon" near "leatherface's Cabin" and "wheelchair"!

  • yeh, me too. What do you get when you win?

  • u get $10,000-50,000 its cool!

  • for the water part i used jetpack took me like 4 minute total

  • i used the hovercrft it didnt even take that

  • I did it in 7:13!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love this race...

  • You do know there is a marathon at Palomino Creek beach as well? You get 20,000 for winning, but it is MUCH longer, it took me 15-20 minutes to win, NOT for someone who doesn't have much thumb endurance.

  • im only 10 and i beat that marathon in 10

  • Oh yeah? Well, I'm only 2, and I beat it in 2!!!!!

  • lol nice joke there yoda

  • good for you, i guess you did not have max muscle huh? I did lol

  • An Easy way to win is to leave the jetpack on the beach and jump back into it after starting the race. you get so far in front of the rest on the swimming section, they never catch you up!

  • Well there is also completing the theiving missions, you get infinite stamina (its da bomb for marathons [completing the theiving missions requires $10,000 worth of goods stolen in your lifetime])

  • so... is it bad if you have a ton of muscle? is it detrimental for winning?

  • slows you down.

  • lol when he nearly got in front of you you smacked him and called him a bitch

  • I feel like listening to the rocky montage songs when i play this

  • i love that race it's awesome

  • How did you do the grab and knee move?

  • even that u dunno?go to the gym in las venturas you can even learn Kung Fu in San Fierro

  • lol @ 7:03 no one saw it coming

  • I could never beat this got damn mission. My thumbs was always hurting by the time the sprinting section came up in the contest.

  • Legendary game. Brings me so many great memories.

  • lol @ 8:38

  • huh, what mission is this. :S

  • a little demented but good demonstration :D

  • I beat the storyline and iv checked at that spot almost everytime of the day and i still dont have a red marker to start the mission

  • You beat my time by 2 seconds XD.

    But I fell off the first bridge on the bike.

  • lol neutered!

  • i cheated. spawn vortex in the water and spawn jetpack when ur running

  • HAHAHA Nice, shoot him in the nuts for like a minute and a half

  • where do u start tha burgarly mission?

  • u know the row of flats in ganton where b dup used to live. go to the one opposite the gym and you will find the van

  • I have the game for the ps2, and the start point for this challenge is at the exact same spot, and instead of losing fat and muscle, why don't you just complete burglary missions to have INFINITE SPRINT!!!

  • how much i have to do burglary missions to have infinite sprint

  • you need to rob items until you get $10,000 worth of stolen goods. then you will recieve infinite sprint.

  • Ok thanks i will do that

  • you can type VKYPQCF if u r using PC u will get infinite sprint

  • how can you start triathalon? it says cluckin' cock isn't ready yet

  • you have to have las venturas unlocked and good stamina and cycling skill, only like 80% will do i think

  • ey, ya now that there is a beat the cock in plamino creek, right???

  • I used a jetpack at the beginning lol

  • When I did that mission I ended up blasting everyone to death with the SMG...

  • Is there a mix-up between fat and muscle in the description? Fat allows you to sprint longer?

  • where u find it on xbox?

  • left side of santa maria beach in los santos near the peir w/lighthouse

  • gah i hate that mission...everyone runs past me in the end! i got so pissed

  • it depends i think he is playing in the pc but if you have a ps2 or xbox search all the beaches i don t remember which one but there different for pc and ps2/xbox

  • it's a minigame not a mission , you have to win a race. You get about ( i forgot how mush but ) 10 000 $ :\

  • You are kinda scary. i hope you don't know me.

  • Wow, you think you are so cool now

  • lol u punched a bitch

  • so you gotta beat the game to do this cock thing? because im gonna play it for the fourth time

  • How can i do the buglary missions?

  • Get in a Boxville and start the mission.

  • Where is this at? I'm at the beach by the lighthouse, but I dont see no pink marker. WHERE IS IT!?!

  • its at fishers lagoon, not the lighhouse, it took me 4ever to figure it out.

  • It's at Fisher Lagoon AND At the lighthouse in LS. THe onw the the lighthouse isn't exacly near it, it's on the beach. Exacly where the starting line in this video is...

    (And for xtre info to those who doesn't know)

    The one at the lighthouse is a shorter race but earn you 10k Cash reward. Fisher Lagoon race is longer race with 20k Cash reward.

  • Whre Can u find this mission?.

  • it was funny when the people tried to pass you and you just punched them out of the way.

  • thanks, but i found it and i was able to beat it!

  • people!!! do the burglary missions first steal $10,000 worth of stuff and it gives you the ability to run without getting tired meaning you can sprint the whole way

  • im never in 1st place haha

  • Where in the game do you find it and play?

  • there is an easy way to do this mission. First: remember the route you have to take. Second: before the mission starts do the jetpack cheat: UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, L1,L2, R1, R2, UP, DOWN, LEFT then move towards the beat the cock! start point where you start the mission the when it says BEAT THE COCK! on screen when CJ appears on screen quickly press RIGHT on your controler. That's how I do it. Cool video anyway.

  • cool

  • Ty man!! NOw i'm gunna eat more :D Muscle go down :D

  • can anyone tell me where and how to start this mission? i find all the beach and can't find this

  • It's only there on Sat or Sun

  • i used vortex 4 water and lol nice ending lol

  • I Used A Jetpack For The Water

  • How Do You Get a Full Health Bar?

  • omg at las venturas i lost cause cj was so tired and every1 came and beat me the only good part was that i beat the cock and killed every1

  • whow did you knee him?

  • lol he just beat up that guy then shot him on the balls and kicked him lol

  • wtf he just punched that guy that was hilarious

  • favorite side mission 8)

  • yeahh you stab that bitch :P"