Chinese SUV Destroys Crash Dummy

[giedriusziaunys]

-oh this from metal yes?,-After Crash.

-Nope is just paper car.

[SadKamper]

The parents died,and the child handicap or a tomato for life.

[RandomVidsINC9000]

its the worlds safest S.U.V.(not)

[Dhaynes28]

This SUV iz EPIK

GIMMEH IT >:D

[TheMartinYan]

lol cheap labour cheap death ouch...

[mikeakaspike]

The chinese do not know how to make cars... I don't want them in america, I don't want my fellow americans to buy them and put them on the road. But I guess the bright side is that even if they do darwinism will take care of it, but getting rid of the people stupid enough to buy these death traps...

[hod05]

this car is actually a cleverly disguised population control device

[imaboygenius]

see where the steering wheel ended up? i'm surprised it didn't decapitate the dummy!

[SlamAllDoors]

Anyone else think that said sticker acdc at first?

[YouWouldNotBelieve33]

Why are they even producing such a shit? Nobody buys it anyways.

[BABIAM]

@YouWouldNotBelieve33

They do in China, all the loyal comrades supporting the state.

[ktmsx125surrey]

jesus christ the crumple zone is supposed to stop BEFORE the passengers

[dudeyfr]

I'm surprised that people make fun of China but it's funny because there making 90% of stuff for America cause America is to lazy to make there own shit let alone pay back THEIR DEBTS who's laughing now stupid Americans

[ratsdownstairs]

@dudeyfr Chinese exports to America were down 35% in 2011. Numerous Chinese factories were shuttered.

Yeah, we're slowly getting your message, we'll stop buying your shit.

[jahouk1986]

in china they dont give a fuck about the driver

[C0LL1N]

even if you did survive that, all the lead dust you inhaled during the crash will kill you

[asianiinvasion]

And the COMMUNIST CHINESE SAY "what would you stupid westerners do without our cheap and affordable products?!?! you need us for cheap products!!!" LMFAO us westerners actually value human life and good craftsmanship...not to mention Chinese cars have no soul

[Acuransx135]

@asianiinvasion is there even a Chinese car? i know japan and korea but idk about china

[asianiinvasion]

@Acuransx135 China has yet to design a 100% indigenous "home made" car...all of their cars are copies....Japan and South Korea's cars, and American and German trucks get "copy & pasted" but with inferior metal and craftsmanship.

[Dante1969]

Opel Frontera.....16 years old

[215alessio]

In China car crashes dummy

[hentschelmann]

This is why I wont buy a Honda/Izuzu.

[smorgasbord94]

@hentschelmann Honda and Isuzu are Japanese

[tito8512]

@hentschelmann Honda is from japan not china. different countries by the way......

[comeni]

@hentschelmann are you serious? Honda and Isuzu are Japanese. The Honda Accord is one of the safest family saloons out there.

[hentschelmann]

@comeni I dont dispute that the Honda Accord is safe. I just prefer American cars. I have had 3 european cars and they too were safe, but I like a car that does not rape my wallet when I need a repair. lol. If you have ever owned one, you know what I mean. As for hondas in general, they are just too easy to steal.

[MrTeddybomber]

crash dummies (L)

[bmjxtreme]

wow i think i have a better chance of surviving a car accident riding my bike with my helmet on -.-

[seaplaneguy1]

Who would be so incompetent as to make such a piece.

I was the first guy to do passenger side bags for Ford... 16 years later they still can't do it right. This is not rocket science.

Engines will have compressed air in the future. Inflators will be part of the engine. These airbag companies are going to go out of business.

[tw0611]

if you check the crash test of isuzu rodeo 1996-1997, you can find very similar result.

[tw0611]

it is actually based on ISUZU rodeo.....

[alex1nyny]

We shall stop buying garbage from China.

[RW19T]

@alex1nyny

please, stop now!

What about from you computer?

[Pokemon7785]

What car is this?

[largerPOTATO]

lol most of this oddly looks like a chevy blazer.

[vollkornbrot4]

How fast is the SUV?

[Gageschamehorn]

Made In China.

[shahilovey]

i guess those are AIR ballons and dre must b written MADE IN CHINA n dem

[zetec52]

fuck sake never buying anything from china its all pure shit

[titr66]

Хватит показывать хуйню

[utubeaccount00]

and yet still better than american made

[scuynat]

@utubeaccount00 funny but not true

[htool11462]

@utubeaccount00 BULLSHIT!!!

[IdentifiableUser]

This is China's program of controlling the population

[MrRyanccm]

@IdentifiableUser Yes, Chinese are too focus on how to gain those praises, but how can they gain them if they don't have those god dame safe machine for us?

[jjerr87]

it's like the steering wheel just upper-cuts the driver in the face!

[maxxbad17]

hey tell me what is the brand of this SUV, please am planning to buy a chinese car soon...i need a piece of info

[marcvie9]

@maxxbad17 buy an great wall SUV they are uhm 'safer'

[stonee206]

This is a rebadged Isuzu Rodeo, that was sold in the US in the late 90's, so don't think this is "chinese safety", this is late 90's american safety.... and the chinese are probably going to be one of the most selling and best quality cars in like 10 years or less, they have really evolved the last couple of years

[joshkilla67]

@stonee206 hahaha, hahah ha......hahaha yea on planet nebulore

[KillanatorVids]

@joshkilla67 lol, but he's right... now they are making cars that can be compared to cars from 2004, so imagine what it will be like in another 5 years

[MaestroTJS]

You guys just don't get it. This is Chinese population control without them having to worry about Westerners coming down on them for human rights violations. :P

I can't believe what a P.O.S. this is.

[megadriver6]

Lets compare this SUV with a german SUV (Q7, X5, G-class etc...)

Chinese SUV vs wall: What car?

German SUV vs wall: Wait? What wall?

[djplace16]

didnt you see it like wave then decapate his head

[NOXXism]

If I had a gun and I was about to crash in this PoS I'd rather shoot myself than die like this

[cmb271]

mommy daddy what happened oh no theres a tire up my dads ass!

[pe6obutilkata]

Chinese shit.

[NathansBackwoods]

When crashing car in china, You are the crumple zone!!!

[moparholic2]

The airbag towel duty was to wipe the blood off the driver's face

[kemyran]

The Chinese eventually plan to sell their cars in the US and would be subject to US safety standards. I still would never buy one. Not worth the risk.

These people flavor pork so that it tastes like more expensive beef, flavor cardboard so that it takes like pork (YES, BUNS MADE OF CARDBOARD SOLD AS FOOD), put lead in toys, send us poisoned pet food, etc.... ANYTHING in the name of money. Google all of those stories, they're real.

No thanks, China

[Olmec1995]

Haha look at the little dummies in the back seat

[scaryofmanjyu]

omg...

[lakers24suns]

it comes with one free year of chinese roadside assistance.

[haantje68]

Why can't the Chinese build cars like for example Germans do?

[Thalon77]

@haantje68 They have a different way of viewing things: everything (like safety, durability, respect of the laws, etc.) except profit is unnecessary.

The end (making money) justifies the means (like making deadly traps on wheels): ferengis are amateurs compared to them.

[KingBGod]

I'd buy this car... as a gift for my mother-in-law...

[spannerpro]

Imagine crossing the road in a school zone(30kmh) and getting hit by this car.First thing you look down and see a scratch on your knee then you look up see a car that has been totally destryed with a family of dead asians in it

[rugbytlse]

@spannerpro lmao

[ringapowa9000]

chevy blazer?

[jwmckin08]

That's the same thing that crossed my mind. This SUV looks like the Chevy Blazer and it crashes like it, except worse.

[DrSaxxy]

Yet no one seems to care the stuff we're buying to eat is increasingly coming from China. :/

[TheKomando007]

alle tot

[tubernation1]

Doing what they do best, copy the look, basic functionality, but when it really counts...

[jwmckin08]

Chinese Chevy Blazer. Looks like it and crashes like it.

[ProperBodged]

So what exactly is the point of the airbag? Is it to suffokate you incase you do somehow manage to survive the initial crash?

Absolute madness! :|

[larenegUK]

@ProperBodged The airbag is to stop you from shattering your skull on the steering wheel, dashboard or side window. It's designed to inflate rapidly and then slowly deflate, bringing your head to rest on whatever's left in front of you. Because it deflates, you won't suffocate.

[ProperBodged]

@larenegUK I know. My previous comment was a sarcastic one. If you had a crash in THAT car, the airbag would be pretty useless as the rest of the car would kill you as it shrivels up to nothing. -.-

[outbreak201]

O_O

[chloelivi]

OK, looks good, let's roll 'em out!

[rovex32]

Pretty sure this is just a chinese re-badged Vauxhall/Opel Frontera. It was always pretty bad.

[zensurfer7]

This air bags only function, is to muffle the screams of the driver.

[StoneCoolds]

@zensurfer7 yeah, is like the car is trying to kill you but dont want you to scream and make to much noice so it can be a mysterious death xD

[Sorny82791]

@zensurfer7 by apparently snapping their neck

[adammichaelgelder]

in this car, the crumple zone is your face



[Capt777harris]

Oh my god. I mean... really, holy shit, Chinese cars are death traps!

Keep them in China!

[dangernba]

Wow! Was the air bag necessary?

[Maggo309]

Chinese are criminal. stealing technologies all the time and even too stupid too use it properly.

[jorasave]

it looks like the Isuzu Rodeo or Honda Passport Chinese copy everything

[MiamiExtreme]

That car is made with the same quality Dollar General toys are made. With a big lable: Made in China. They should just stick to making toys.

[jayakishore1234]

haha the kid backseat is like what the fuck yo ? :D

[MSNIMSM]

@ALEXBAB1 We have one at our shop with a rod bearing knocking like crazy in it. Other than that the truck does have a decent interior.

[bestishiphop]

Chinese Cars are so dangerous.... THATS the difference between fakes and oris..

same with shoes --> unhealthy unconfortable, cellphones --> crabby connection, less functions ...

[MSNIMSM]

@ALEXBAB1 This is accually made by GM and Subaru. I was looking at a Rodeo once and it said in the door jam info sticker that it was "A product of GM and Subaru." Im just going by what the info tags on the truck itself is telling me. I agree with you though its a piece of shit.

[GmTruckCarLove]

@ALEXBAB1 We have improved greatly. 

[GTSRyan]

SUCCESS!!

[MSNIMSM]

@ALEXBAB1 I would rather drive a GM vehicle (wich arent THAT bad) than this. Altleast with GM you get some originality.

[GmTruckCarLove]

This looks like something I want. I <3 This SUV

[GmTruckCarLove]

@ALEXBAB1 But now we don't. This cant be driven now and ours never looked like this. All China cars look like this or worse.

[Xtwqedfaghyuinm]

is a morder...

[danisha861027]

this is the car for the future! cheap and economy also with extra bonus coffin for your family

[img0ingin]

wtf why don't they just make them out of glass so its easier to clean up and that air bag is a fucking joke take it out so theres less suffering there going to die from a crash either way its pretty sad they are made so bad how can the owner of that car company sleep at night? im sure hes not driving that car

[Ferrari5746]

@img0ingin Lol he has a Volvo. XD

[Ferrari5746]

If I was him, I think I would want to die...

[fart1001]

watch carfully at his neck, fucking hell...

[bxlxix69]

Like everything else that comes out of china...

[arivera3426]

The fucking thing is made out of rice paper and chow mein noodles. WTF???

[DjTommyKx]

BUy Cheap guys die cheap....... its true. FUCK CHINESE AUTOS!

[TKaussie]

Can believe that they are allowing this rubbish to be sold in Australia. Seriously if you can't afford a real SUV.. stop trying to be a wanna-be with the monstrosity of a vehicle!

[Madhatter24463]

WOW...the new chinese made Fsuzu Fodeo

The frame is made from lead overlaid with tin foil

[JBofBrisbane]

@Madhatter24463 - actually, the spec sheet says, "Foil with a structural paint laminate".

[falcy90]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

[Fuzz40]

I'll like to buy some death please.

Sure sir may I suggest the Chinese SUV?

[genjutsugaara]

I LOLED so hard at the dummy

[altair1983]

chinese sense of humor

[bigshnitzel]

Build it out of those wheels and all is good

[wrg1183]

I can see this being marketed to EX spouses all around the world.

[VirginiasLoudest]

typical chinese product

[chrisdeli7158]

no point of air bag. lol

[1993jino]

looks like a blazer?! they even copied?

[SJB666]

This car is made from rice crackers

[daleam1]

It would probably be a lot stronger if it was made of bamboo.

[336kgf]

I think that car is not made of steel but bamboo.

[Frosty609544790]

useless air bag 

[EditYourself2]

where did the tire go?

[kaskaderz]

@EditYourself2  I SUPPOSE IN HIS ASS :)

[chigger123]

airbag there to hit you just before the crash for buying a chinese car

[Bogdan1Boggy]

Yeah, but at least the tires have white writing!

[MrAvalanche2004]

The steering wheel should have broke away and dropped below instead of slamming the dummys head.

[sithlord996]

China is killing their people already ..nice

[Thedailyishrant]

I have never been a huge fan of the EU, but thank God that their euro n cap test prevents shitheaps like this entering Britain

[AlexyNakano]

no wonder its cheap. so you can use the other money for your hospital bills

[imacargod513]

Thank Christ I don't live in china

[Indogyearsimdead]

In Russia car crashes you.

What a piece of shitski!

[TheSemperfiusmc]

*after crash test lights go up and anouncer says " this SUV has a new feature that lets the driver check his engine without getting out of his car"

[theladoladolado]

chinuuur :D :D

[RubesBYU]

Good thing the airbag went off.

[rafalua1998]

its a piece of shit from china

[bootlegdj]

looks like the Vauxhall Frontera. Look at the grooves on the lower part of the doors. And the window shape.

[MRCOOL2345e]

@bootlegdj it is. they copied the design but somehow made the structure even weaker

[thessandro]

That would have hurt

[Schrotty200709]

The Only Car how you can Chek the Weels inside the Car....

[2012Romney]

This isn't an SUV. It's a cleverly disguised population control device.

[sushlet]

One does not simply drive into Mordor...

[blakshadow5]

Chinese businessman philosophy: "If we can trick you into buying it, we win"

[TheCottonTop]

population control.

[patrickpl94]

Anyone else notice how the front wheel disappeared into the door?

[tyau1234]

@patrickpl94 the front wheel is now sharing the same space with the driver's intestine.

[mofunzonecom]

@tyau1234 oww...

[Schrotty200709]

@tyau1234 The Only Car how you can Chek the Weels inside the Car....

[mario102395]

@patrickpl94 i think your right. It moved back into the trunk with the spare. Clever tire.

[t0xictreasure]

@patrickpl94 its now INSIDE the door

[rugbytlse]

@patrickpl94 It's a Chinese fake wheel. In fact it was a frisbee.

[JuggrnautWraith13]

Oooooooooh.....my. What brand is this car? I'm sure it's not available in the U.S, but just in case I go to China and rent a car, I don't pick this one out. It's like a game of "Where's Waldo" only...literally..-car crash- Where's Waldo? Oh, I found him! He's in the radio!

[khdude2000]

wow stupid chinese, you don't even know how to make a car

[enemay]

OOoh Okay, so this is how they make ground beef.

[zkvd]

Are they dead? :D

[Tenchijk]

LOLOL , Airbag= useless lol 

[jayjan143]

All the Junk Graveyard are priceless treasure for Chinese Car Manufacturers....

[JTFOCoD4]

Why even bother with a seat belt. Your fucked either way? In fact they should have just left u with a seat, floor pan wheels and an engine.

[grinch10001]

If you have 1.350.000.000 Citizens, a single life doesn´t realy matter...

[JonnyboyCalippo]

Lol They installiered Airbags :P

[MrBarnDog]

didnt see that coming not

[JungSwon]

this is what chinese use to kill people they dont like. "heres a free car" make them run into a tricycle and problem solved lol

[Agonar81]

aahh China, that's where global economys future lies

quality and affordability in all

[mx3sleeper]

The airbag must be there to snap your neck so you don't feel your body getting crushed

[TheTerraTitan]

MUTILATION

[machetero1]

airbag was like "FACE"

[LittleDare1]

airbags are not needed :D

[Hatinonthehaters]

well disguised population control in china.

[japaneselilly]

kill machine.....w.

[FXThug]

wow that dummy is really dead