Why don't you throw the fucking cat in the oven while you're at it? I've never seen anything quite as disgusting as using the kitchen counter as a feeding place for cats. Bet they take a nice big dump before dinner and then hop up on the counter next to the stove WHERE YOU PREPARE YOUR FOOD so they can track the feces-laden cat litter from their box. Nothing like some cat fur, cat shit, and cat piss in your bacon sandwich, eh? Kick your girlfriend and her cats to the curb, you pussy...
Best stoner breakfast ... Oatmeal with Milk sugar and butter with a good ole bacon sandwich .... cooked all in the microwave : ))) sooooo good ... or if you are feelin like the Iron Chef you can whip up some french toast on an iron skilet get you some eggs like 2 or 3 whip them up pour them into the flattest bowl you have sprinkle some cinnamon in them mix it up get your bread dunk it in the toast flip it over and walahhh cook the bread on the skilet and boom landos french toast baby
Needs More Bacon
Stereotypeblackguy 3 months ago
Dirty cats over your food. Dont bother to wash your hands after touching your cats. Mmmmmmmmmm nice food
tracer1024 5 months ago
puppy wants one
dumb7890 9 months ago
Why don't you throw the fucking cat in the oven while you're at it? I've never seen anything quite as disgusting as using the kitchen counter as a feeding place for cats. Bet they take a nice big dump before dinner and then hop up on the counter next to the stove WHERE YOU PREPARE YOUR FOOD so they can track the feces-laden cat litter from their box. Nothing like some cat fur, cat shit, and cat piss in your bacon sandwich, eh? Kick your girlfriend and her cats to the curb, you pussy...
beeroosterm 10 months ago
this is crazy. liked the cats though
russj121 10 months ago
8 out of 10 for me
maybe try to find some brown HP Sauce instead of ketchup
nice work ignoring the mayo for a beer :-)
exceltraining 10 months ago
how can you have got to that age and never have had a bacon sandwich?
jimboson888 10 months ago
why does this only have 1889 views??? oh yeah, no one looks up "the bacon sandwich" on youtube. :P
antMANscochiey 11 months ago
Why are you talking!? We can't hear you anyway, the music is way too loud...
p.s. 8 slices of bacon for 1 sandwich!? You are so generous with yourself :)
castorel 1 year ago
bacon can solve all the worlds problems. We just need to get behind the bacon, and all is good in the world.
edvanced12 1 year ago
almost thought you forgot the beer.
travjg 1 year ago
Kick-ass sandwich.
HamburgerDuck 1 year ago
mayooneaseee no nice cold beer epic yes im a bad speller but guess what .so will you be if i meet you
spitfirescotty123 1 year ago
Dude I had to watch this again your video is F$#*!!#$* hilarious!
divinechef 1 year ago
LOL at the cats! Dude don't you separate the bacon before throwing it all in the pan? Check out my Ultimate BLT sandwich just posted it.
divinechef 1 year ago
i usually use brown sauce myself
notrickroll 1 year ago
This guy is a fucking genius! I wonder who taught him? Duh!!!! and he's so sanitary with the cats too!
tubebitch12 1 year ago
What the fuck are you listening to dude celine dion lmfao ??
and you just like bitch slapped that cat off the counter lmao
iTzMeThoDz 1 year ago
Best stoner breakfast ... Oatmeal with Milk sugar and butter with a good ole bacon sandwich .... cooked all in the microwave : ))) sooooo good ... or if you are feelin like the Iron Chef you can whip up some french toast on an iron skilet get you some eggs like 2 or 3 whip them up pour them into the flattest bowl you have sprinkle some cinnamon in them mix it up get your bread dunk it in the toast flip it over and walahhh cook the bread on the skilet and boom landos french toast baby
iTzMeThoDz 1 year ago
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GABproductionsz 1 year ago
That sandwich is the best you would know bro.
Nathanjamesify 2 years ago
throw some cheese on the bitch
AnkushB 2 years ago
Why the fuck would you add salt to bacon?
chadster123 2 years ago
Do you want a heart attack or not ya pussy??!?!?!?!
wisconsinskater09 2 years ago
You seem like you aren't that comfortable on camera.
piepermatthew 2 years ago
Bacon is one of the greatest food on earth
deathmetal925 2 years ago 6
You sir are a master of the bacon sarnie
lucifare 2 years ago 3
Why do you have the cat food and bowl on the counter? Ick
slowthehaledown 2 years ago
because the dog will eat the cat's food. I used to do that too...but on an area of the counter that I didn't use.
stellaluna4u2 2 years ago
Aww my Kitty's and puppy are famous!! lol
Unaamour 2 years ago
There always trying to get there 5 min of fame.
AcidTrippers 2 years ago
@AcidTrippers two disastrous misspellings in one sentence, I am disappoint D:
Nlevet51 11 months ago
5 Stars just for MGS 4 Music. :D
uglybassist 2 years ago 3
5 stars to you knowing the music :)
AcidTrippers 2 years ago
Bacon in HD? No fuckin way.
MyPinkElephants 2 years ago
What better way to see delicious bacon cooking in 720P. mmMmm...Bacon
AcidTrippers 2 years ago
@MyPinkElephants LMAO !!!!!!
iTzMeThoDz 1 year ago