How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse - Part 3

[GamexGuides4n00bz]

I don't get it zombies aren't smart enough to use a door, but they are smart enough to know a door is a door?!?!?!?!?

[IsolationInstigation]

Don't be sad guy she was ugly anyway!!!

[IsolationInstigation]

4:05 big guy is screwed now.

[Quirtiblob]

LEEROY JENKINS

[Quirtiblob]

Collage Humor "HUFF"

[EarthHero432]

this is awesome

[sockmonkeyzzzz]

i found waldo

[sockmonkeyzzzz]

"you killed them with your bare hands!!!"

"no i used the crow bar!"

lol i love that

[icejaff]

I like all the cars driving about in the background :)

[AthyNa100]

WALART WILL SAVE USE FROM THE APOCOLYPSE!!!! with food, drinks, weapons and great mall ecurity we cant lose!!!

[TheSplync]

Get drunk during a zombie apocalypse? I dotn think so

[WystenDraco]

Never seeen a small, slow,and weak "Boomer" before. I'd have been out with my mossberg 590 for close quarters and my M14 for ranged poppin' em like Carlos Hathcock/White Feather. [Yes Hathcock was a real person, a USMC Sniper during Vietnam, and who's still a legend in the USMC today. Wikipedia read him, you have to see it to believe it.

[JCAudio816]

We are going to Wal-Mart!!!!!!! lol awesome!!

[MultiSean12345678]

8:34 i found waldo

[MsBelleP]

what



[isabunny101]

why dont you just shoot from da window i mean i think of this stuff like that and why dont you wear abunch of clothing so if they bite you they wont get to the skin c this stuff no one knows!

[theauraofawesomeness]

"Alright chum, let's do this" LOL

[tropicflow479]

@theauraofawesomeness id so scream leeroy jekins so they can hear it and im pumped!never trust the goverment

[brosilovethewhose]

4:14 oh shit its a boomer i guess this is the left 4 dead kind of apocalypse

[TheSplync]

Good night Joe who the FUCK! was that?



[divineoblivionguy]

i luv these. subbed

[Jikester82]

blaze all day everyday each day the right way my way green hay we high.. been there done that big blunts fat sacks hit it fast make it last first class we blazed.. its stoner zombie bashing time 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420 420

[TheNoobosaurus]

u used ur bear hands ? NO THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS!! i used the crowbar

[idosercommunity]

LLLLEEEEROY JENKINS!! I love how they play WoW.

[mattstorm360]

8:35 ITS WALLDO!

[MegaSonicKing]

JUSTIN BIEBER WILL LIVE AND KILL THE ZOMBIES WITH MUSIC

[divineoblivionguy]

@MegaSonicKing and us 2.

[divineoblivionguy]

@MegaSonicKing or we could just ask chuck norris

[kickassberrow]

id shuffle it works its best thing to do like lmfao every day im shuffling lol its just a joke

[TheChicClique]

dumbest thing you could possibly do, is get drunk while fighting zombies

[kingsleyfallower]

Good night Joe. (Pat) Who the fuck was that?!?

[MrPupperpants]

COME ON JOEY!!!



[kingsleyfallower]

allways have atleast one girl in yur group. u know, for AFTER the apoc.

[kingsleyfallower]

im an expert, here r my tips. dont use bare hands. horde ammo. learn to kill wid gun AND meele,u need both. always have trailer park contry music in the back ground. dont get sexual.............until after the apocolypes. dont drink too much beer or else u start imaganing things like " Good night Joe"

[The0Yew]

i dont think geting drunk is the best thing to do during a zombie suvival

[redfredom361]

me and my group are ready to kick zombie butt

[Trentster66]

if anybody needs shelter food and protection during the zombie apocalypse i can provide all these things just go to south western Wisconsin about 6 miles east from La Crosse i need people to help in my garden and i need people to stand guard as well and clear out towns like if you want to join

[TheFasty2001]

@Trentster66 im in

[Trentster66]

@TheFasty2001 Cool

[bubbly4635]

hell, i never liked jen

[FAKEitTUTORIALS]

very cool. you guys did a good job

[101mortalkombat]

the perfect hiding spot for a zombie apocalypse is a remote island

[FlyingAlchemist]

@101mortalkombat During a zombie apocalypse, there is no totally safe places. Just less dangerous. Zombies can walk at the bottom of lakes and oceans since they don't need to breath. Most of the time they will walk aimlessly during ages before coming to the surface. But the risk is here, so you must prepare correctly, even if you're on a remote island.

[Trentster66]

@101mortalkombat read above

[FlyingAlchemist]

Pat is awesome! He's just like my boss!

[treeckolf]

HEY WAIT HE HAS AIDS NOW!!!!

[curtchannel]

8:33 i found waldo

[dustymyboy]

were going to walmart !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[partyp00per1]

holy crap! AWESOME movie!

[NayokeHenji]

9:07 click for instant lolz

[blackpowersurge]

lol parody of movie: lets get deeeerunk... a few minutes later..... *a zombie comes up* hey..hey man zombie:aaarrgh *bites Everyone:aaaaahh!!! Pat..... *Laura cries* Ahhhh! Pat..... your shoe is untied man zombie:arrgh .......... Joey:du-duuude take a.. a..... a chill pill man

[MagicWolf94]

leeeroooy jenkinss

[bieberhater99]

wheres the next episode

[bieberhater99]

if a zombie apocalypse ever happens it will be the result of mankind's curiosity to see what will happen if we combine deseases. always keep a weapon somewhere in your home people

[Awesomenessss101]

LAURA---"washa goin on dahea?"

[nicBillsmashBro]

its like a video game

[ZeRoSkatesZeRo]

Man I killed a few zombies the quiet way....Joe: you killed them with your bare hands? pat: hell no ......i used the crow bar( very serious voice)

[deejayspartan101]

HA i'l protect you with bubble wrap

[deejayspartan101]

lol- lets get deeeerrrrrunk! fail

[xXAi4EienXx]

Awww.... That sucks.... The guy lost his girlfriend.... Well, that's what you get for caring too much.... Pain.

[101mortalkombat]

wal-mart is the worst place to go to durin a zombie apacolypse my advise for all of u type in on the search bar guns and gardens episode 5 ok they have the best info on how to survive a zed apoc

[101mortalkombat]

when they all say goodnight to eachother is so fucking funny

[101mortalkombat]

i live next to a police station and my friend has a gun safe so im gonna be takin over the police station thats next to my trailor park when the zombie apacolypse happens and steall all the guns

[DanielHillProduction]

where did you get that gun? (please respond)

[kickassberrow]

if we are lucky we will have slow and weak zombies if we are not lucky we will have strong and fast

[mw2king310]

@kickassberrow and it will be like dead rising to

[kickassberrow]

@mw2king310 could say that or mankind could be fucked by left for dead zombies

[TheChicClique]

@kickassberrow what do you mean strong and fast i am legend kind or the walking dead kind because either most of us would be fucked

[kickassberrow]

@TheChicClique think about it only the stupid people would fucked

[MegaSonicKing]

@kickassberrow or if we have middle luck we will get fast but weak

[kickassberrow]

@MegaSonicKing i just hope i dont eaten i go on the zombie quiz thing u should try it out

[MegaSonicKing]

@kickassberrow i will live i did quiz

[gangstareaperbangban]

@kickassberrow or maybe mutated zombies

[MichaelWebb100]

@kickassberrow Strong and fast means rage zombies

[TheCay1998]

@Darkrai781 he spat out the blood so it didnt get into his bloodstream

[TheScalyDemon]

didnt joe get bit awhile ago? leeroy jenkins didnt hit it in the head

[TheScalyDemon]

didnt joe get bit awhile ago?

[MrKonner69]

at 6:10 i was expecting someone 2 say goodnight johnboy

[MTBJester]

"ill protect you with bubblewrap! " = priceless

[BillyT4evr]

THERES WALDO!?!?!8:35

[deadfr0mtheneckup]

the zombie girl at 6:43 is like "Where the hell am I?"

[jgwentworth1500]

Theres waldo

[Omniscious5]

"There you are." lol

[theskullmaster5898]

3 people are zombies

[Feraligatrfan92]

LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENNNNNNNNKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNSSSSSSS

[puppylove1858]

i want a real zombie apocalypse i call the machtee!!!

[Solus501]

I cant wait for the REAL ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[InescapablePain]

@Solus501 are you a fucking psychopath??!!!!! Everyone you know will be butchered and turn against you in the most horrible ways possible! People will be turning against one another and we will all soon be dead you moron.

[kickassberrow]

@Solus501 are you nuts

[drgigglesdoescocaine]

they sound like the sims

[TheChaossDragon]

oh no the zombie barfed strawberry sunday on him XD

[TheChaossDragon]

oh no the zombie barfed stawberry sunday on him XD

[JagEterCoola]

De-runk xD

[thedomandrayshow]

leroy jankins



[lukutis2000]

at 8:35 zombie whit a santas hat:DDDDDDDDDDD

[atakkuuuuu]

FOUND WALDO!

[formalkillzone]

haha she was a bitch anyway.

[CohiodaMohio22]

So, in the end who was it who said goodnight Joe?

[xXRagingMonkeyXx]

i lolled so hard when ah my nose god best zombie death evar

[Jakeclusta1]

2:33 "washhuh goin on heeeuh" lmfaooo hahahaha and 6:17-6:24 made me dieee hahaha

[milostheman99]

lol she found wally!! :P

[outtaker]

car pulling out of lot at 2:40 LOL

[tenaciousd1888]

the big guys the only one with a bit of acting ability...the rest struggle with facial expressions and are tone deaf

[skyknight1234]

should'ive been eaten her out by the ass cheeks would'ive goten me to like it 100times more

[skyknight1234]

3:14 joe [normal] c'mon joey [kinda creepy...]

[MrMcp1995]

I feel that getting drunk during a zombie apocalypse is the last thing you want to do

[MyProductBrand]

terrible acting

[sharpshootermatthew]

i like this

[MusicMan53100]

"Goodnight Jow"

"Who the FUCK was that?"

LMAO

[Ioprey999]

Why Walmart?

Everyone knows Home Depot is a whole lot better.

[tko930]

@Ioprey999 because in walmart you get food and weapons (in tool section) entertainment and more. but it is still a bad idea 2 go there because alot of others could b there and some could b infected

[TheGiandude]

I would call Louis! PILLS! MY PLAN!

[legendkiller902]

I have more guns then u guys has furniture evern if ur rich i has the best chance lol well not best

[tannen360]

pawn shop then move down to marsh

[Mr12KABOOM]

I could have survived 1st all by myself I got all the zombie killing equipment

[ZteveN18]

@Mr12KABOOM my dad sells guns man we have a hole armorey in my basement i think i might have a bit of a better chance

[putridpansy]

least its not being claimed as copyright >.> 

[godwarlegends]

lets go to walmart! i would so do teh same

[POWPOWPOWER1]

My Zombie plan is to hold up in a Army base with others

[legendkiller902]

@POWPOWPOWER1 can i join???? even though im alredy fuckin loaded i got everybodys back if u like in canada

[angelbaby74965]

that's my zombie apocalypse plan to go to wal-mart XD

[meh101000]

@angelbaby74965

Can I come too?:D

[TheGiandude]

@angelbaby74965 good I'll call Francis or Louis XD

[EgagLatsev]

haha this is funny stuff, id be all chopping heads off with a sword or somthing

[LucMelo31]

Good night Joe ;)

Who the fuuck was that...?

[thehmonglee]

he leaves the door open

[Killarila]

u guys look like idiots........yes you will survive :D

[JasdAfterburner111]

@Darkrai781 he's probably immune or the zombies are frm the undead

[curtisfield123]

the girl "whasha goin on ere"

[fireman12ify]

You dont want to be drunk in a zombie Apocalypse

[fireman12ify]

I used the crobar

[Boznoker]

wouldn't the zombie blood in his mouth get him infected??

[TooGoldForThisShit]

@Boznoker

In theory, yes.

[GodofChaos45]

Not a book!

[xlavadiamondx]

Some guys is steling your videos and putting them as his own...

Username- narcloft

[madworldfan123]

What is it when he has a beard and the nxt day he doesn't and the next day he does?

[TooGoldForThisShit]

@madworldfan123

i dunno, i think i'd call it; you being a faggot

[madworldfan123]

@TooGoldForThisShit What the Hell is your problem?

[TooGoldForThisShit]

@madworldfan123

you're my problem, and you're becoming everyone elses problem.

Kill yourself.

[madworldfan123]

@TooGoldForThisShit You know what. How about this you whore. Go fuck yourself then kill YOURSELF!!! Or.... i'll come over there and do it for you you asshole!!!!

[TooGoldForThisShit]

@madworldfan123

Ohhhh! scary! god damn, i'm shitting myself now! come and get me you stupid faggot.

[madworldfan123]

@TooGoldForThisShit I hope you get cancer and die mothafucka. I saw most of your videos. Thay aren't funny as shit. They can suck my ass.

[dopeboyfresshhh]

This is like L4D only their 5 and...they don't hunt zombies?

[BADASSDRIFTTER]

ha goodnight joe WHO the fuck was that

[TheScalyDemon]

@BADASSDRIFTTER it must have been the pinata!

[Guercinator]

how come they dont just steal a car. (use the crowbar to break the window or pick the lock if the car is locked...)

[DrunkenIrishZombie]

HAHHA I FOUND WALDO!!!!!!!

[theghaz]

never stay in one spot if a zombie attack happens

i think a zombie attack can happen the government does hide shit from us and scientist do ,do weird things

[Yido9000]

funniest shit ever!

[jaknife99]

the last thing you wanna do is go to a walmart, (any other big shopping place for that matter) PANIC!!!!!

[MrDip02]

found waldo :D

[817546]

lol funny "num nomb nom" "NOOO!"

[danelo13]

oww bad ending

[Guercinator]

When that wierd voice says "goodnight joe" i also lost it.

[Guercinator]

why did the chick hav to die :(

[Guercinator]

were goin to walmart lol

[Dragondownloader]

hell yeah awsome vid bro oye suscribed already

[jdirtbiker]

that not even a 30-30. its a damn red rider

[Thrasherkill]

leeeroy jenkins xD

[ISHY454]

not wallie

[ghettothugprincez]

seriouszly... sum pipol saii.. dat in the near future..there isz a Real Zombie Apocalypse in thisz w0rld.... is this really true???..

[JimmyFinn3]

splicepoint music

[ghettothugprincez]

@JimmyFinn3 :'d guy wid the yellow bandana has been bittten,right? Then why he isnt showing any symptons that he's infected???

.or probably later..

[Guercinator]

by the way, his name is Joe

[mEtaLPinCh]

lets get dddrrrrrunk!!

[RustyRhino88]

awesome videos. only downfall i can see, is they could have used more realistic guns. like an airsoft gun or something painted black.

[felic70]

boom headshot

[mangadood]

lol WoW reference

[Scopehunter45]

we're goin to WALMART!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!

[MrBlackjack2110]

If you add witch sound from left 4 dead 2 maybe this vid could be much more scarier

[zero13877]

these episodes are pretty good =P nice job

[nephilium67]

Night JohnBoy.

[TheCoolnick28]

LMAO 6:19 WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT

[jerrico444]

pat is the booooooooooooooooooooooooom