Louis CK - Pig Newtons

[thundercoxrox]

Does it taste like a pork cookie, motherfucker?!

[moobie1010]

laughing so hard my head fucking hurts

[lynnepdxtra]

I can't get enough, brilliant!

[BroWhatever]

Trolling at its finest.

[showbizroxs]

probably wasnt a good idea to drink orange juice while watchin this

[AKSxRick]

2 people thought they were called pig newtons...

[clumpft]

Whenever I think I may have missed my chance to have kids, I watch a Louie vid, and every things fine again.

[teh1tronner]

It would've been funny if he had looked at the box and it was a knockoff brand called Pig Newtons. :o

[umadcuzimstylin]

@teh1tronner lolololololol

[leegeorgeson]

Three year olds are pretty arrogant lol. 

[eqsmooth]

A fig newton wrapped in bacon is a pig newton. Fry it, try it.

[anneekellogg]

So the pig newton inc. that plays after his show on FX is his company I'm guessing?

[aiRCoft]

On Louis CK's PayPal account, his name is "Pig Newton". (Seriously, this isn't a joke.)

[sonia094]

I LOVE HIM

[TheBlackStar999]

That bitch was startin'! Gettin' all up in his grill an shit!

[MyFlipperLikesIce]

haha does it taste like a pork cookie mother fucker? Now I want a fig newton!!

[hllv]

I thought he thought of the new best thing ever. Hilarious, though -10 awesome points.

[mlawsonking]

"Louis CK just said this"

[Ur0pinionDoesntCount]

This guy's life is soo jokes

[Punkwisdom]

2 dislikes? HOW do you fuck with me on this?

[jaybirdzazz]

I wonder what a Pig newton would taste like

[rbogart123]

@jaybirdzazz probably bacon

[capitalmindz]

Dmagama, Dmagam, Dmagamma ...JUICE!

[idratherbeanonymous]

I haven't laughed this hard in months.

[2SixGraders]

HELP ME!?!

[TomMSTie1138]

Pig Newton? That's sounds like a pork cookie or sumthin'. Tss. Tss. Tss.

[Jrocka7x]

Some things never change, huh?

[babamuna66]

I love how he starts it all off by saying if you argue with a three-year-old, you're an idiot.

[KirbyOnCronic]

Which stand up is this?

[laserpig]

@KirbyOnCronic I believe this is from his special "Hilarious" but I could be wrong on that.

[ALXDR]

OH, it tastes like figs! Fuckin' interesting, that!

[colinmcom14]

2 people don't know which piece to eat.

[mthrfckinbassethound]

Really? I DONT KNOW?... I DON'T KNOW?.. Dude I'm not even using my memory right now! Ok? I'm reading the FUCKING BOX THAT THE SHIT CAME OUT OF!!

[duffweld]

I want a pork cookie now.

[AaronATG]

he makes his kids sound like an ex wife or something... skills.

[MrLSDMTHC]

What happened later??

[baddave83]

ONE person thought they were "pig" newtons...

[YUGIOHbuyANDsell]

can anyone explain why i have a HUGE boner?

[kronosaurelius]

So his three year old does not bother with facts to support here opinions.. mmmh ! She could be the leader of a whole political party then.

[maxguitarhero]

The second I demanded ANYTHING from my parents, I'd have gotten swatted had I acted like that. Gotta beat your  kids though.

[emmers57]

why does this all sound so familiar...I owe my dad an apology.

[SADZTD]

Hilarious and true.

[TheRevolutionYeah]

His production company is called Pig Newton too.

[ApplPi3]

lmfao 

[blacktigger14]

DOES IT TASTE LIKE A PORK COOKIE MOTHER FUCKER?!

[mashmiles]

"Pig Newton" is Louis's real PayPal name :)

[maxie355a]

@mashmiles How would you know? And link.

[mashmiles]

@maxie355a Because I bought Louis's new stand-up routine, which was only available through his website. I purchased it via PayPal and it shows Louis's user name because it was his personal account. That's how I would know.

[maxie355a]

@mashmiles I get a feeling that you thought I meant it sarcastically :\ I wanted to legit know how you knew. But cool

[BlimeyGames]

CK Lewis is my favorite floating head and arms.

[maxie355a]

I'm reading the FUCKIN box.... that the SHIT CAME OUT OF!!

[MeadowsJon44]

Ur the only person with this video, plrase make it mobile.

[gregorcollins]

"Dude, I'm not even using my memory right now. I'm reading the box!!"

[montegoyute21]

Best comedian today. Any1 who doesn't find this funny has never had a wife or any children. "TAKE A BITE OF THE COOKIE, DOES IT TASTE LIKE A PORK COOKIE MOTHERFUCKER?!"

[SiriusMined]

@montegoyute21

Agreed. It's not even close. Since Carlin died, Louis CK has been THE funniest guy going

[montegoyute21]

Best comedian today. Any1 who doesn't find this funny has never had a wife or any children. "BITE IT, DOES THAT TASTE LIKE A PORK COOKIE MOTHERFUCKER?!"

[montegoyute21]

Truly HILARIOUS! One of my favorite comedians ever. "TAKE A BITE, DOES THAT TASTE LIKE A PORK COOKIE MOTHERFUCKER?!" LMFAO

[FlyingOverTr0ut]

Thanks for the upload. I could spend a month going through Louis CK material.

[jcsjohnson]

"Dude I'm not even using my memory right now, I'm reading the fucking box that the shit came out of!"

[dbfro1]

in all fairness, i never know which piece of french toast to eat first either..

[jscarlip]

"I'm not even using my memory right now"

[SlipkPie]

Whenever someone argues with me on the Internet about something stupid now, I just imagine they are saying "NO THEY'RE CALLED PIG NEWTONS"

[StealthE1]

@SlipkPie When my girlfriend gets sassy, that's what I say to her.

[waterwind2266]

@SlipkPie That's going to be my response to trolls from now on.

[Fanatic2020]

@SlipkPie YOU DON'T KNOW

[homelessphilmo]

@SlipkPie "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"

[ScarletSinn]

@SlipkPie Excellent practice

[WLDFLD]

best routine

[SketchyBack]

godly. amazing. life-inspiring

[patm718]

HOW do you fuck with me on this?