Religulous ( The sceond coming of Jesus ) clip

[BEARARMZ]

this is the funniest part of the movie

[macivan209]

'Ok, FUCK YOU! Hows that?'.... 'You know what I talking about, you fucking cockaroach!' lmfao xD

[cazopy]

having a good idea automatically makes you not an idiot??

Eating is a good idea isn't it??

[cazopy]

you can extend your life span by playing a game of rock paper scissors and then waiting a few years before you play another one..

ignore all other people who are gonna ask you to play it ..

until you are ready to die..

it's like the matrix..!!

[cazopy]

he switches the battles..

he switches your morals..

he changes who is holy..

for lack of turning the other cheek..

[cazopy]

all human to human INTERACTION.. is under the judgement of God..

[cazopy]

all competition is under the judgement of God..

[cazopy]

I played this one game and found out that losing 11 thousand times made God make me win 100 times.. for every 11 thousand times I lose..

so now it's like.. I can do whatever I want and stuff..

in that game..

[cazopy]

also the guys sister wound up on drugs for the simple fact that she said to someone here take this medicine..

so now she has to take medicine.. because the person in the future must now say to her..

here take this medicine.. this is not even real superstition.. this is what I observed the cause and effect..

[cazopy]

and I try to keep this from the public because obviously it won't work if everyone is losing on purpose.. you can't tell everyone..

[cazopy]

that's why when we play card games I try to lose on purpose so I can control the future.. and extend my life span..

[cazopy]

Christianity has taught me that losing is future winning.. a staggering truth.. that doesn't make any sense at all yet..

the fact that it's true it's just.. why do you even .. say it's not true if it were true you would be able to notice..

[cazopy]

and to be honest these are not necessarily miracles they can be used as such but they are just the way things REALLY do happen..

and I can try and we can try to disprove this all we want but it's just plain true.. and you will visually observe that it IS TRUE..

[cazopy]

if they said it first then i'm gonna say it to someone..

if someone curses you out or gets angry at you..

you get angry at someone..

later on..

unless you're just being repaid for you getting angry at someone..

and it's why the bible says beware of angry people..

[cazopy]

if I say to someone how many cups are you holding..

reality is reformed someone will say to me how many cups are you holding..

[cazopy]

every word said to you ..

you will say to someone else..

this is a miracle..

[cazopy]

I know how to do miracles.. even though i'm not jesus.. I figured out how to do them playing video games..

here is one example of an accidental miracle.. hey this one guy says in a sentence it is amazing I went on to be a doctor.. instead of his sister..

when they were younger his sister pretended to be a doctor and said here take this medicine..

in fact as an example of what kind of miracle I speak of listen whatever your around in other people will be what you have one day.

every word said

[Tonimonsanti]

In minute 1:30 look what Abraham is doing to his son because he heard a voice from Heaven, or from any other place in the sky that was ordering him to kill his son. Simply pathetic!

[MrBENWILKINS1]

religion is over rated its all propaganda

[ulostwhenusat]

lol



[rasboi]

HAHAHAHA STUPID AMERIKANS !!

[McGigi666]

=)) poor moron

[TheLionessjudah]

This is warned about in the Bible about many false christs coming in the latter day. Christ will return on the Mt. Olives, just as the angels said on the same spot that you see Him resurrect upon this same place he will return. This man has a possession problem and needs an exorcism.

[SinSlashB]

@TheLionessjudah . . Where Jesus will fist fight along side Chuck Norris to defeat k'Thulu and everyone will live on Hostess products happily ever after

[TheLionessjudah]

@SinSlashB Yes. As stupid as you wanted to come across, Chuck Norris is a devout Christian, and the armies of Yeshua, that will be composed of the believers, His Church, to come against the evil in the end, so Chuck will probably be one of the army. As far as the Hostess products I will leave that to you.

[andydude30]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOL

[kornklone]

you'd figure the second coming of christ would be thinner

[Auurelius]

Just shows how easy it is to play Christianity. I might just become a preacher just to fuck with people.

[jacknapier394]

So, Jesus was an ass-man. His seed emigrated to Puerto rico. xD

[tommythinkbig]

@SQuiRR3LMOnk3y…..> Don’t try to make this an “Illegal Immigration” thing! … YU now aran takin abaut ,YU fucking Cockroach!!!! Jesus Christ is Puertorican, an Puerto Rico makes EVERYTHING BETTER! SO EAT SHIT PUNK.

[afterray]

boy. i appreciate this clip.

it goes to show you that many of people are really unlearned about the scripture ( 101).

* HEED !

in the near future ( any minute now) there will arise peoples that will have the power to perform miracles ( walk on water / bring the dead back to life etc., i know, it's unscientific)...MILLIONS / MILLIONS will knell down before such an individual...THEY WILL CALL HIM / HER A GOD...

[ThePhilosophicalFool]

I love how chill this Jesus is.

"You know, if I discovered that I was Satan in person, I would do a good job too."

What a bro. LOL

[athanasiadis24]

I give 100% 

[athanasiadis24]

L O L!!!!!!

[ThePhantom135]

Hey, 2nd Jesus. I have some water that needs to be turned into wine for a party I'm hosting tonight. Can you...Oh, wait. You can't.

[TheSyrupMan]

"You should have fruit on head instead of fruit in your head."

[Tauron68]

This is hillarious! You couldn't make this shit up!

[afterray]

its not him that's the issue...his followers define his manifestation and his manifestation equals manipulation.

[iRandomize101]

lol hey where's the holes in your hands from the nails when they nailed you from the cross? yeah exactly.

[tomlinkxxx]

If any religious person find this clip stupid or pathetic, he or she need to look him/herself right through the mirror and realize that that is what religion is about.

[Camprineman]

People like this make a good case for Bill.

[Camprineman]

He is a nut. He is an anti-christ.

[controllerbrain]

Fix up the typo in the title.

[MetrazolElectricity]

great scarface references.

[Johnpaulmissouri]

this guy is such a con artist you can tell from his eyes

[LordOchentaYCuatro]

Can Hispanic future parents do us a favor: stop calling your sons Jesus. Because they have Jesus as a name, they think they are all that. This clip shows a great example of what I mean.

[InfinityXMaster]

@LordOchentaYCuatro De Jesus is actually a surname.....

[vicktotall]

I got one thing to say read your bible:)

[CRhetoric1]

I don't believe in God, but a good argument could be made for his existence by those puerto rican girls asses.

[braineatingclown]

@Its true Im puertorican and i have a big  butt lolCRhetoric1

[CRhetoric1]

@braineatingclown haha nice

[SaudiGirlDepressed]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ol so funny

[ucnative39436]

He Keeps It ONE HUNIN!!!lmao

[Phaze252]

Why would this new Jesus even need to ask if his mic is on? Guess he isn't omniscient after-all....damn.

[propheci]

Wow, these people who worship him are fools, but did anyone else see the ass on that chick in the tan in the 1st row? LOL

[gamarra510]

this guys full of shit... but i cant help but like him hes pretty koo

[josh96ization]

this guys smart hahahahahaha i wuld snuff him if i were next to him .........god will take care of him lol hes gona make money thow

[thechessgeek]

12 people don't give a hundred percent

[IngLuisCeballos]

This "Jesus" guy is no idiot. He is smart because he is exploiting christianity to make a profit out of a bunch of retards that believe what he claims to be. He knows damn right that he is not the second coming of Jesus.

[cazopy]

@IngLuisCeballos having a good idea does not automatically make you not an idiot..

eating is a good idea isn't it??

[Dylonspitz93]

Two guys named angel, spanish? lmfao.

[meinLiebsterFeind]

this dude is awesome!

[Kabitu1]

its a bird, its a plane,

its Jesus Christ.... -Man..?!

[HoLOLcaust]

lol I love this guy.

[30571589]

I wonder if anyone 2000 years ago claimed to be something like this?? The SON of GOD, mmmm i wonder!

[MasterNinja1250]

1:27 Damn thats nice

[CJAFTER5]

@MasterNinja1250 only upside of living here is that, come visit anytime :D

[BlackShadow2009]

I believe in Jesus .. both of them are idiots Bill Maher and that idiot "son of jesus"

[eelajt]

I am Jesus the third. I come in colors such as blue and red. I also shoot lasers with my fingers, zap zap. No believers? Congratz, you might not be retarded after all!

[CJAFTER5]

@eelajt YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! ITS PCHIU PCHIU NOT ZAP ZAP !!! IDIOT!! >.>

[mazza23]

3:23 just wiping the bull shit from his mouth.

seriously though smart marketer, making Christianity seem cooler for the fearful christians, NO HELL. if your retarded enough to beleive in christianity in the first place then why not some fat puerto rican dude

[LolindirSurion]

i believe eternally in you, bill maher

[xxxxvalentinxxxx]

AWESOME!!! :D

[SJLifeisgood]

@TheVinc67 nice rant bro. Honestly, we all have an equal chance of being jesus christ, considering its been over 2000 years since he died.

[TheVinc67]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT DOES MEAN ANTICHRIST ?I GIVE YOU A LIST;ARE PEOPLES WHO MAKES MILLIONS DOLLAR PROFIT IN THE NAME OF GOD;PEOPLES WHO RAPRESENT GOD BUT DEALING WITH MAFIA POLITIC BANK VATICAN PRIEST PEDOFILY;PEOPLES WHO MAKES WARS AND KILLING;PEOPLE WHO ARE INVOLVED IN BUSINESS NUCLEAR ATOMIC POLUTIONS;DO NOT FORGET CHRIST HAD A PLAN TO SAVE CHILDREN FROM STARVETIONS; AFTER 2 THOUSEND YEARS  WE STILL HAVE CHILDREN DYING BECAUSE OF WORLD CORRUPTIONS ; EVERY 3 SECOND DIED A CHILD OF STARVETION:

[akidme]

@TheVinc67 so lady gaga lol

[iwanttobeajesusfreak]

FALSE PROPHET!

[jjepperson082692]

People are so fucking stupid, some random faggot comes out, and claims to be christ, and people actually follow, HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN ONE BE.

HAIL SATAN, jkjk rationalist ftw

[Krazed2Kraze]

@jjepperson082692 Kinda shows you why new religions kick off so easily.

People are ----ing retarded.

[shyanndreamcatcher]

Matthew 24:26-27 (King James Version) 26Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. 27For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

[shyanndreamcatcher]

Mark 13:6 (King James Version) 6. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

[kajoking]

crazy boy....

[kawabanga77]

psycho!

[Fokface7]

I wonder why that fatass always wipes his mouth. He probably eats a whole fried chicken in between each takes.

[legalbeagle26]

Fruit on your head, instead of fruit in your head! Okay fuck you how's that! LOL Im Catholic and devout and this movie is HILARIOUS!

[ruflychux]

I would like to address the SSS on the wall. Pause @1:45 It possibly stands for 666 which would make this man a believer in the antichrist.

He doesn't believe in sin is another reason why I think he is the antichrist.

Sin does not exist any longer? Who killed sin? With all due respect, YOU sir are evil.

[moneypileuposes]

funny ..

[BrendanWhelan]

this movie would have been better if he didn't throw in random clips from "scarface" and other stuff throughout it. either way, it's worth watching.

[mysticjbyrd]

These people are dumb, but is it fair to say they are dumber than normal Christians? I would actually argue that the opposite is true,... Although this seems to be nonsense, because it obviously is, at least the person they worship is real instead of an imaginary friend.

[alessandrozerbone]

The human mind can be incredible yet is so pathetic. Religion gets the weakest of the mind.

[Laxcon]

this man christ is really HOLY SHIT

[aguyyaknow]

@Nemesis0300

Removed the video? Dunno what you´re talking about, it´s right there.

Maybe there´s something wrong with your youtubechannel?

Lol, I think someone´s Jealous.

[curedude77]

I don't think this Miranda guy is stupid, look at his face. He plays stupid just to take advantage of stupid people who give him money. He knows how the christianity game is about, and how it has been for the last 2000 years.

[dfreed7]

the scarface interludes are hilarious hahahahah

[aguyyaknow]

Oh no, I´m atheist but I think this movie is crap. :( There´s just namecalling. I was expecting something more... wellcrafted.

[Nemesis0300]

@aguyyaknow It is, watch the whole thing. 

[Nemesis0300]

@aguyyaknow Wait a fucking second, you're the guy who made the other Gman video. Haha..

[aguyyaknow]

@Nemesis0300

Right. Too bad I got more views than you did, huh?

[Nemesis0300]

@aguyyaknow But you didn't, haha. I checked all the time..

You had like 10,000 views at most, haha.

[aguyyaknow]

@Nemesis0300

Right, as I have more views. You´re jealous?

[Nemesis0300]

@aguyyaknow Haha, you removed the video. I guess I win.

I don't know why you are so angry, I was just saying hi to the bro that encouraged me to make a video. Then you had to get all pissy.

[Nemesis0300]

" Yeah fuck you, how's that? "

Hahahahahahaha!

[Bourgone22]

damn, how do I fucking get his job?

[Shmack50]

this guy was really manupulated by the devil! he got it twiztid! he dont believe in hell! he is stupid the Bible (the Word) tells about that place!

[eliasmusiqcom]

The guy said if he discovered he was SATAN he would still do a good job...he will always give 100 Percent--------Hmmmmm something to think about right ? ---what ever the case I think I read somewhere ----let the blind lead the blind---& it really applies here----Because so many people are longing to be led into a ditch !!!!!!!!!!

[sepillin81]

why does anybody kill him to se what hapens

[maru14able]

I smell bullshit. Major bullshit.

[bluemidnight101]

lol, I love bill.

Two angels came--

So 2 Spanish guys named angel....

[v4vendetta4eva]

THIS FLAKE IS NOTHIN BUT A FUCKIN MORON ROBBING THE OTHER MORONS.....LEARN ENGLISH BEFORE YOU ASSOCIATE YOUR SELF WITH BULLSHIT ........YOU FUCKIN DEVIL

[axv375]

@v4vendetta4eva Learn how to write properly before telling lies and thinking you know everything, you're so pathetic and stupid...I laugh at your ignorance.

[gagaboogala]

@axv375 no you are ignorant just ignorant and this guy is a fraud so screw you and do you know he has a 666 tatoo on his shoulder and he was in prison for using heroin so fuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu

[tonyjh34]

according to him I'm miserable

[Caboosethecool]

I think when jesus comes back he will either be a arab or white not a fat porto rican.

[Remilo33]

What a douche 

[misspinklady48146]

he is the auntiechrist , jesus Christ said, many will come in my name.

[SQuiRR3LM0nk3y]

So he's the reason why the government can't stop illegal immigration.

[beetlefull]

@SQuiRR3LM0nk3y the reason are the all new American religions

[InfinityXMaster]

@SQuiRR3LM0nk3y puerto ricans are US citizens....

[trinidadparaminman]

you gotta have some small respect for jose miranda.......in terms of business, i mean he just talks senseless shit to a crowd of rich, brain-dead people and takes their money for his own personal use!

[matrixman609]

wow. completely unbiblical. i have nothing more to say.

[agustinyerovi]

latinos son estupidos! con recursos naturales.

[bahraouik]

A new form of bipolar disorder.

[dreamhive]

@mymessage2010: "christians, please wake up..."

If christians actually woke up, they'd cease to be christians...

[J0ecK]

For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect--if that were possible - Jesus

I'm not sure he even qualifies as a false Christ.. haha

[willk27]

I give 100%

[krustynails]

I'm not religious or anything, i'm and ex-catholic, but in the bible, it said that the second comibng would be told to the whole world, horns would be playing, and jesus himself would appear to the whole world on clouds. I know it's all bull shit, but i am just saying that it goes against what his own freaking book says.

[sdog1234]

I'm a christian and this dude is ... well.. umm... a dumbass and an insult to my religion.

[Bulloxe4]

@sdog1234

I'm torned here

On the one hand, that guy really is a dumbass

And on the other hand, your religion should be insulted whenever possible

[sdog1234]

@Bulloxe4 Well there's also some people that think we used to be apes.

[Bulloxe4]

@sdog1234

yea, that's true

though christianity still sucks

[sdog1234]

@Bulloxe4 I don't see how it sucks... it's what our country was founded upon.

[Bulloxe4]

@sdog1234

The United States of America were not founded upon christian doctrine. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying or ignorant.

It's simple, USA didn't suck, christianity sucked. When christianity poisoned USA it started to suck also.

[sdog1234]

@Bulloxe4 Christianity didn't poison the USA, Christianity is about peace and prosperity. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying or ignorant.

[Bulloxe4]

@sdog1234

No, no it's not about peace, and certanly not about prosperity

It's about sucking as much as possible in as many ways as possible

[sdog1234]

@Bulloxe4 You can think as you want.

[Bulloxe4]

@sdog1234

of course I can

but reality isn't based on my thoughts, or yours

the reality is that christianity sucks so much balls it's getting sad

[sdog1234]

@Bulloxe4 Ok, express your opinion. But your "reality" is based on "your" thoughts so I can careless of what you think.

[Bulloxe4]

@sdog1234

no, no, no

my opinion has nothing to do with reality, reality exists as it is regardless of what I think or feel

that being said, the reality is that christianity sucks

my opinion, if you insist, is that it should be regarded as a major suckage

but that opinion is based on reality

NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

[sdog1234]

@Bulloxe4 If you were a smart person you would know that saying "Christianity Sucks" is an opinion not a fact (or reality). Basically what you are trying to tell me is Christianity sucks because it sucks, that's like saying Black is Black because it's Black. Well no, Black is Black because there is an absence of color. This conversation is getting no where, any response will be ignored.

[Bulloxe4]

@sdog1234 sure, I should precisely define sucking, and then explain why christianity sucks in the context of my definition. Furthermore, my explanation of it sucking should be backed up by fact.

For instance, I state that anyone or anything who or which uses lies to further his or its own agenda at heavy expense of another person or persons or people sucks.

[Bulloxe4]

@Bulloxe4

Now I can point out to catholic anti condom campaigns in the poorest and most HIV infested part's of the world, I can point out to the constant mirepresentation of scientific knowledge and holding back of scientific progress, I can point out to all the wars suported and/or started by christian leadership.

[Bulloxe4]

@Bulloxe4

I can state that ideas which are not supported by reality suck. I can point out to hundrets, thousands of examples in christian myth that are not real but people believe in them. Cause they're delusional. Like, eating the body of christ or the flood, yeah I don't wanna go there.

[Bulloxe4]

@Bulloxe4

I can state that oversimplified moral codes sucks. Oversimplified would mean that they fail as soon as they are met with a slightly more complex moral question then "is it generally ok to kill or steal?". In this sense christianity also sucks.

[Bulloxe4]

@Bulloxe4

About your black is black point. That's not really a god analogy. The thing is, the color black has a very clear definition, sucking does not. Or to put it this way, I didn't say christianity sucks because it sucks, I just said it sucks. I didn't explain why is it that it sucks untill now.

[Bulloxe4]

@Bulloxe4

The better analogy would be that I said WOW : LOOK AT THAT BLACK CAR, and you said that the car isn't black because it's black but because there is an absence of color. Get it? Doesn't make much sense. The point of "Christianity sucks" is to sumarize the fact that christianity is a very negative part of the modern world. Sure, maybe it wasn't always and maybe there is a historical role of christianity, I don't really know, it's debatable at the very least.

[Bulloxe4]

@Bulloxe4

Now that's a view of reality, an interpretation of fact. It's not the same as an opinion. Opinions are not debatable, this is.

For instance, if I can return to a previous point : I state that anyone or anything who or which uses lies to further his or its own agenda at heavy expense of another person or persons or people sucks.

If you wan't to debate that christianity doesn't suck in that sense feel free to do so. However I think it's clear that it's FACT that it does.

[Bulloxe4]

@Bulloxe4

Maybe you can chalange the definition of sucking in that sense, say that it's inaccurate or not accurate enough. Well, it's the best I can do, but you know me, I'm not smart person.

Maybe it's not general enough. Well, I can't really give you a general definition of sucking, all I can do is explain in what sense it sucks.

[Bulloxe4]

@sdog1234

I really hope you'll read all this

[stress4rmbk]

BilL Maher is such a smart ass..hahahahahahahh he is so funny....lol...silly religious people...lol....

[JorEl7771]

The comments here are sooo immature! All this really is, is smearing! Freakin' media distorts and lies, just like the false breathren, Christians! All they do is spread lies, hate, fear and sensationalism! I AM SICK OF IT!!!!

[MrDukenator]

I can't believe what im hearing in here! This man is obviously the messiah! Unlike the other jesus he actually showed up!!!!

[danielraysir]

@mcmorma he's not a Christian. lol.

[Apollyon511]

Look at his Rolex and Ring. And his suit. What a fucking sellout asshole.

[amkiscoolerthanyou]

he's one BIG idiot.

[duwenable]

This man is the second coming of muhammad(pig shit be upon him). He,s the devil. via him we realised that the devil really exist. this man is insane and needed help. lets pray for him and his followers.

[be6781]

this is STUPARDO!!!

[MeteorPhoenix1127]

I'm a Puerto Rican agnostic. I just want to say:

/facepalm

[Jeorney]

The guys just con artist that probably managed to con himself. But why do some people believe in this guy and get a 666 tatoo to prove it. Are they idiots or cons artists themselves.

[LilDr0ps]

O.o? did he say he didn't Believe in the Devil?

[KiddBiz]

"nooo! that's not a sis any longa" xD

[s241914]

lol this guys a total idiot. He doesn't follow the bible whatsoever. and hes always looking away before he answers. can't believe there are people who think this dude is Jesus. suck mah balls fat man suck mah balls