How To Replace a Toilet Seat

[GregWn]

1:06 - Missing explanation of how to pop off the plastic to get to the screw.....last toilet seat I ripped both while using a screw driver to try popping them open. Just enough to create a crack that is unsigthly and allows in dirt. How to avoid?

[Tylershane17]

@GregWn All ya do is pop them up pretty simple lol!

[GregWn]

@Tylershane17 Can do just using your hands easily? Tx.

[Tylershane17]

@GregWn I would use a flat head screw driver.

[MonteLSV6]

You know, I didn't know how to change a seat. I watched this, and I just changed one. Lol I love technology! :D

[faceurdestiny]

damn...after reading some of these posts, I had no idea a toilet could bring so much hate out in people...

[GuitarHero016]

Thanks!

[TO0onyX]

Dick Head ,Drago And Timmo Are In A Mortal Comment Kombat

[trildog]

This guy sounds exactly like the presenter for "Americas Most Wanted"

Alright we're on the lookout for a dirty white toilet seat, wanted for a spate of molestation charges.

And we need your help to track him down.

Let's bring this filthy scumbag to justice!

[DIMATIF]

Read the manual >_>

[PurePessimism]

I have runny shit all over my toilet seat "/

[DickHead69able]

@PurePessimism

you should clean it, sir/madam.

that's not very hygienic.

[1991Timmo]

@DickHead69able and you madam DickHead69able should get a fucking life

[DickHead69able]

Hello and welcome to my video.

Please feel free to leave a comment, like and/or favorite.

Your view is much appreciated.

Thanks

Yours

Dick

[1991Timmo]

@DickHead69able you forgot dislike dickhead

[alexander255110]

HA. I actually needed this

[DickHead69able]

@alexander255110 I'm glad my video could be of help to you!

[pasmaidi101]

how to watch a howcast video.... funny... and evil at the same time.

[loopstheloop]

taipai can fuck off

[DickHead69able]

@loopstheloop your comment is irrelevant and rude.

please refrain from leaving this type of comment on my video again.

[1991Timmo]

@DickHead69able and your comments are just plain annoying so wats the fucking difference?

[Drago19930713]

Coming up next--> how to tie your shoe laces.

[DickHead69able]

@Drago19930713 you are wrong.

the video "How To Tie Your Shoes" has already been made by this YouTube user and was uploaded on February 23 2009.

your comment was silly and unnecessary as there was no way which you could have predicted the next video.

please refrain from making any more silly comments on my video.

[Drago19930713]

@DickHead69able Who cares...

[DickHead69able]

@Drago19930713 a lot of people care.

the reason they care is because your comment was unnecessary and inaccurate.

people like you should not have the right to comment if your comments are in this fashion.

please don't make any more comments like this on my video.

[Drago19930713]

@DickHead69able Quit your bitching, dickhead...

[DickHead69able]

@Drago19930713 i am not bitching, "Drago19930713".

i am simply monitoring the activity on my video.

the comment made by you was unnecessary and silly. it should be removed by for your own sake.

it makes you look rather stupid (which you are).

[Drago19930713]

@DickHead69able Are you retarded or something? Do you have some sort of mental illness? Or just trollin? Well, if you are retarded, then i shouldnt suppose to be laughing at you. But if not, then i have every right to think and say out loud that you are just fucking dumbass... Who you are either way.

Oh, and the video is mine now. So GTFO.

[1991Timmo]

@Drago19930713 dickhead69able is a fucking moron, he thinks i have a fucking toilet fetish when he is the one leaving over 40% of the comments on this stupid fucking video, fuck him, read my arguement with him

[Drago19930713]

@1991Timmo Meh, maybe a troll... I dont think natural human behavior would be that dumb, even it would be dumbest person on earth.

[DickHead69able]

@Drago19930713

yea sure "Drago19930713".

go find someone else's video to troll on. leave mine in peace and show some respect.

thanks

Dick

[1991Timmo]

@DickHead69able iit aint your video if it aint on your channel, i dont know why ure even claiming credit for this video dickhead

[Drago19930713]

@DickHead69able Stop replying to my comments, you clown!

[DickHead69able]

@Drago19930713

if you don't want me to reply to your comments, why do you leave comments asking me questions?

well done. you've managed to destroy your credibility with a single comment, troll.

thanks

Dick

[Drago19930713]

@DickHead69able They were hypothetical questions, you dumb shit stain.

[DickHead69able]

@Drago19930713 wow...

seriously dude, you need to stop replying to me. it's just getting weird...

[Drago19930713]

@DickHead69able Fuck off,. dickhead.

[1991Timmo]

@Drago19930713 who's the clown? i thinks its the one making all the stupid comments saying "hello and welcome to my video"

[DickHead69able]

Hello all, and welcome to my video: "How To Replace a Toilet Seat".

Please feel free to leave a relevant and/or funny comment above, and please remember to have respect for fellow comment makers.

Thank you

Dick

[1991Timmo]

@DickHead69able if got a funny fact DICKHEAD69ABLE HAS A MASSIVE FETISH FOR TOILET SEATS THATS WHY OVER 40% OF COMMENTS ON THIS VIDEO ARE FROM HIM, AND HE'S EVEN CLAIMING THAT THIS VIDEO IS HIS OWN, isnt that funny dickhead?

[harrygoozee]

Dont you need a toilet?

[DickHead69able]

@harrygoozee yes, but this is something that is too obvious to point out.

for example, you also need hands, to breath, to look, etc.

this is why it is not mentioned in my video.

[lightychan1]

I see... and a toilet seat cover!

/reference

[Chafalota]

He says "make sure you clean with baking soda the dirt and rust",  more like "Shit and Piss"

[DickHead69able]

@Chafalota i won't be using your toilet, sir/madam!

[Shockerz1000]

I'll wipe my nuts all over u

[satchi123]

howcast is making the world stupid..sometimes the fun part is about finding out by yourself.

[zadabo99x]

OH MAN I DONT THINK I HAVE A SCREWDRIVER

[DickHead69able]

@zadabo99x you should attain one.

they are easily purchasable from most hardware stores.

[sanfelipe007]

this should be called how to put a toilet sit for Dummies xD

[DickHead69able]

@sanfelipe007 *seat

not sit.

looks like you're he dummy here.

please don't make any more silly comments on my video.

[sanfelipe007]

@DickHead69able it was a joke dude -_-' i said that because it is easy

[TheAdrian341]

top 2 highest rated comments are from a 1 account !

[DickHead69able]

@TheAdrian341 that's a good observation!

[1991Timmo]

this sum how ended up in my recommended vids...

[DickHead69able]

Hello

Welcome to my video.

I shall be monitoring this video from now on.

Please feel free to leave a comment above, but make sure it is relevant and/or funny.

Thank you

Yours,

Dick

[1991Timmo]

@DickHead69able go suck ure dick or even clone ureself so u can 69 and fuck ureself in the ass at the same time haha

[DickHead69able]

@1991Timmo hmmm... seems like a strange comment from a sexually frustrated individual.

please refrain from making any more comments on my video.

[1991Timmo]

@DickHead69able thats coming from sumone who named tiier youtube alias "DickHead69able" and by the way, that vido isnt yours so stop saying it is DICKHEAD, oh u seem stuck on this video with the amont of comments uve made, do u have a fetish for toilets?

[DickHead69able]

@1991Timmo what does someone's username have to do with anything, "1991Timmo"?...

this is my video. i monitor this video and the comments made on this video.

no. i do not have a fetish for toilets.

odd question. seems as if you're looking for someone to share common interests with...

don't worry. i'm sure you'll find someone to discuss your toilet fetish with someday.

[1991Timmo]

@DickHead69able well if its your video why isnt on your channel???? this video sumhow ended up in my recommended vids, i didnt specificly search for "how to change a toilet seat" oh, i think u do have a fetish for toilets because about 40% of the comments made on this video are from you

[DickHead69able]

@1991Timmo you seem to have difficulty understanding simple concepts, "1991Timmo".

this video is not on my page because i do not choose for it to be seen on my channel. only one video is available to watch on my channel.

40% of the comments are from me because i am monitoring the video and the comments made on the video. i do not watch the video every time i make a comment. that would be silly.

and if anyone here has a fetish for toilets it is definitely you. the reason the video ended up in

[DickHead69able]

@1991Timmo your recommended videos because you were obviously watching other toilet videos to satisfy your fetish needs.

you have a toilet fetish. that is why this video was recommended to you.

so stop being stubborn and accept your fetish for what it is, you strange toilet fetishist.

[1991Timmo]

@DickHead69able ure one strange guy dickhead, for starters u filmed this video (if this even is your video) and put it on youtube, and then you constently moniter it 24/7??? and then u say i have a toilet fetish? this is the only toilet video ive ever watched on youtube and only because it came up in my recommended vids, believe me youtubes recommended vids aint all ways wat ure interested in, other youtubers will back me up on this, the only videos u watch is toilet videos, so thats all that

[DickHead69able]

@1991Timmo

...wow "1991Timmo"

nice work copying everything i said in my previous comment to you.

you really are good at copying things.

the only videos that you watch are toilet videos (due to your toilet fetish). that is why this video was in your recommended videos! you even admitted it yourself! don't start denying your fetish!

the fact that you call for help from one of your ignorant friends to come to your rescue for backup just shows you are not worthy of conversation and just a simpleton

[1991Timmo]

@DickHead69able wat fucking fetish? your the one who's monitering this fucking video 24/ fucking 7 and leaving comments everywhere, get a fucking life you asshole

[DickHead69able]

@1991Timmo i don't monitor this video "24/7".

i simply monitor its contents and comments as it is my video.

you are the one who keeps replying provocatively towards me, so you "1991Timmo" are the one who needs to "get a life".

thanks

Dick

[1991Timmo]

@DickHead69able when i say monitering this video i mean everything 2 do with this video, and u just admitted that u moniter it, so yes, i am correct when i say u dont have a life

[DickHead69able]

@1991Timmo no, you said "24/7"

i have never denied monitoring the video. you are trying to cover up your ignorance and save yourself from looking stupid. it won't work.

i have stated from the very beginning that i am monitoring my video.

you are wrong.

deal with it.

get a life and stop replying to me.

thanks

Dick

[1991Timmo]

@DickHead69able wat ever dickhead, watever gets u off

[1991Timmo]

@DickHead69able youtube recommends you, toilet videos, so thats why nothing else is recommended 2 you dickhead!!!!

[JesusGirlz09]

You've got to be kidding me. . .

[0NEbaby]

Why does the old toilet seat look like the new one? That was pointless.

[DickHead69able]

@0NEbaby this was only for demonstration purposes obviously.

the title is HOW TO REPLACE A TOILET SEAT, not ""dirty old toilet seat replaced with different new one"

please refrain from making silly comments

-_-

[1991Timmo]

@DickHead69able go fuck yourself dickhead

[AlexandarProdaction]

you dont need any of this shit

[DickHead69able]

@AlexandarProdaction good pun! xD

[MriBackup]

Whats a toilet for?

[1991Timmo]

@MriBackup its a drinking bowl which refills itself at the touch of a button

[TheBallernation]

you need a toliet

[DickHead69able]

@TheBallernation and a seat, and all the other things shown here -_-

please dont make silly comments

[Roddyoneeye]

You forgot a Very Important element, Get a seat without the Wiggle ( Some Do Wiggle, Believe Me, They DO)

[pugpuddles]

we'll need a toilet seat to replace a toilet seat?

rreeeeealllllllllllllllllyyyyy­yyy?

[Thesethlans]

I'll lube with penetrating oil and loosen nuts and bolts with good ol machine oil lol

[maxime0999]

lol, i imagine the huge line outside the toilet waiting for all the camera crew going out the toilet ...

[PlanetPatricksVideos]

next thing u no, they'll have a how to press button

[DickHead69able]

@PlanetPatricksVideos silly and unnecessary comment to make

please don't do that again.

[ibaked69]

i havent used a toliet in 10 years.... why the hell would i care now?

[videogamenostalgia]

I just shit in the water tank.

[DuckSmuggler1]

@videogamenostalgia Pahaha

[1Deejay7]

"Next up how to give a good blowjob" =D Man yells, "Wife person! Come watch this!" 

[waseem1173]

what a crappy restaurant lol literally

[porridgeeveryday]

but surely if i applied oil to my nuts they would itch.

[BoomBrush]

ummmm it still wont wo- wait, wrong hole

[800prince]

lov u howcast u ROCK

[MrAubery]

So what would one do if the bold is rusted together with the nut?

[Musiclive7able]

Thats what i needed now

[FuzzyJ4]

Pimpin Mah Toilet *pimp my ride song starts* lol

[DickHead69able]

@FuzzyJ4 haha good one xD

[CynicalVision]

Use penetrating oil to loosen tough nuts.

That's what she said.

[DickHead69able]

@CynicalVision too easy man x)

[greenorange75]

@CynicalVision AAAUGH! YOU STEALER!

[CynicalVision]

Now I can sleep easy knowing how to replace my toliet seat

[ranooshandamonshow]

first view :)

[DickHead69able]

@ranooshandamonshow good work bro