Bleach Mental Health Hotline

[cristaltophat]

do you press 8 if your normal

[MsRaichuD]

After the beat please wait for the beat...Lol

[Bakorafanboy13]

The small voice has short term memory loss

[sparten180]

Nobody want's to listen to Orihime, but that's why she was gifted with amazing breasts as compensation, and it gives people something to help tune her out.

What? You know you were thinking it!

[straywolf184]

*listens carefully for the small voice*.................*kills the phone thinking it was an evil teddy bear*

[ZeroOxymoronsAllowed]

Nobody would want to talk to Orihime anyway, regardless of whether or not they're busy.

[SpiritingEzlo]

I did what the comment said but dammit now I need a new phone

[HostClubOtaku94]

I would answer you Ulquiorra! X3

[TheOnlyRavenAzul]

This vid is still here hell yeah!

[ChiefVans]

lol wats the # for this line

[junelo810]

You just got to love this hotline....helps so much...lol

[tjbrown2919]

3456......1111111.....69696969­.........what else was i supposed to do?

[Keishi218]

poor Orihime. I'd talk to her

[lemonkitty8]

*giggle* *presses the astrick*! ******WEEEEEEEEEE!!!**

[cozygirl47]

Byakuya is going to be pressing 1 repeatedly.

Wonderweiss will have to learn how to say: "Press 2 for me"

Luppi will argue with himself over who should press 3,4,5,6

Ichigo will hang up before 'THEY' can find him.

Matsumoto will have fun talking to the mothership.

little voices tell Nnoitra to hang up and kill somebody, not press a silly button.

No one's going to answer Ulquiorra, no matter which button he presses.

And as we all know, everybody's too fucking busy to deal with Orihime.

[darkneos2011]

where did u get audio of this?

[Sasukegirl58]

XD hahaha!!! >3<

[DarkAngelbaby1985]

ok 696969696969696996

[SevenDeadlySins6]

''If your depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you''

Aw poor Ulqui. No one's gonna answer his call DX

[Ektherion00]

omg that was hilarious!

[WolframLuva13]

69696969696969

[aizensgurl4eva]

hahaha...wait,what about fangurls? what # do WE press???

[berriekerrie453]

@aizensgurl4eva exactly@!!!!!!! i guess we press the hottie 69 according to Lordmanda2

[DarkAngelbaby1985]

@aizensgurl4eva Yeah whats our button to press

[soifonrocks]

i love it hahahahah

[kassynassel]

Where's the audio from?

[Veronica6079]

LOL!



[amusment666]

@294chad no cause if there wasn't any ads in the beginning of the video the we would have to pay 5 dollars a month to watch YouTube so don't go bitchen

[AmandaFields]

I have OCD, low self-esteem, paranoid, depressive, and delusional. WTF do I do? :(

[Javerna0Kazami]

Oh, crap they know wat I am, can all of you do me a favor. I'm gonna leave the phone here and run away to Canada. Thumbs up if you tell them I'm going to mexico or thumbs down if you tell them I'm going to Canada. If you thumbs up, I'll give you a bannana!

[DrocellLover]

345... wait what the hell am i doing???

[Scythewielder137]

But the voice in my head only speaks spanish I don't know any spanish!!

[RaccoonXEspanosa]

7 ..... Hoooly shiiit~! Im flying!

[LordManda2]

If you are highly irritable/aggresive *Grimjow* please punch all the keys on the phone with your fist and keep punching it until someone answers...

If you have an eating disorder *Omaeda*, go get a snack and we'l call you later...

If you are obsessvly in love *Soifon* press 69 and a perverted image will pop into your head, causing you to drop the phone onto the floor...

If your dealing with having your blue-haired boyfriend being eaten by a hollow *Rukia*, date an orange-haired guy instead.

[KnightViolet]

@LordManda2 hahaha i laughed so hard with the last one! :DDD

[bbbbbthn3]

what should i press if the little voice in my head has dislexia???

[CrowsTwin]

@bbbbbthn3 mmm......69696969691 ^_^

[YuraYuraa]

Awesome. :P

[XxshadowWolf13xX]

but my little vioce is mad at me! now what!?

[Tenshikoibito]

LMAOO! wtf?! This made mt day! Hilarious!

[TheSusanmiddleton]

AFTER THE BEEP WAIT FOR THE BEEP. CRAZY HILARIOUS!!!

[Mirokukeiiswatching]

3456

Okay what do I do Know

SOME ONE BETTER ANSWER ME!

What happend

DESTRUCTION!!! YAY!!!

[Demyxsbabe2]

I want this as my outgoing message on my cellphone ( too bad my cellphone sucks, damn crappy track phone...)

[ameliajanemint]

lolz imagine if this was real

[Novawolf4000]

ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiii­iiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttt my dislexia has fucked me up again

[xoBunyxo123]

XD 6969696996969...O.o XD

[WWEsuperFAN6992]

Oh... ok theyre too busy to answer me... *hangs up and walks away*

[mccjs6]

mothership: yes,hello this is the mothership

me: hi guess what

mothership: what?

me: im delusional

[05290066]

*hangs up*

[05290066]

hahahhahahaha that was awesome!

[TheNixzilla]

Dam I knew they would be to busy [sigh]

[kittyrose25]

*presses 96969696969696969* is that right? XD

[JasontheDemon]

what do I press if I hear several voices in my head all telling me to kill people...? WAIT! I KNOW! I press the one that says 'DETONATE'!

[LuietenantPinky]

Ummmmmmmmmm 11111111111111111 can you press 2 for me? ooooh. okay 8. Wait.......... you are to busy to talk to me? o-okay......... *Hangs up*

[TwilightGuardian12]

lololol most of these fit so well

[RockWarriorcats]

Well small voice? Are you going to tell me? OK I see.... *Types in numbers* Thank you!

[InsaneDragonrider]

I GOT DYSLEXIA -presses 32456 even though he said 6969696969 ....CRAP-

[DarkAngelbaby1985]

@InsaneDragonrider what is weird is that I really have dyslexia-presses 26875 did I do good

[SamanthaPhantomhive]

Hahaha I have several of those....what number do I press? Seriously XD

[yokomomochi]

We should press 3...

NO! 4! YOU PUSSY!!

Now, now you two... Lets just press 6 and call it even?

FUCK YOU I WANT FOUR

...Uhm... 5 then?

"sure"

[damaged01]

What if I'm all the above?! :O

[InsaneDragonrider]

@damaged01 press pound its a number rite?

[deathsoulwolf]

OMG!!!does anyone elaes hear the small vocie >.>

[TheDarklugia444]

This is SO my new voicemail XD

[protogod19]

GAHH I DONT KNOW WHICH ONE IS A NINE AND WHICH IS A SIX...damn you dyslexia you win again

[WhiteMoonWolf15]

*PRESSES ALL NUMBERS* D: sombody answer!!! please!!! *in my dark corner*

[14SquadCaptain]

Omg lol

[Msdbzbleachfan]

ok I heard the beep, where's the other beep?

[Brett2031]

awww i felt bad fer orihime D:

[AbbeyXD]

lol poor orihime xD

[snipshooter92]

figits with the # and presses 7 looking up...I"M WAITING MOTHER SHIP.

[anutzadoditza]

@snipshooter92 message from the Mother Ship: " Stay on the line and we will trace your call" :P

[kermie469]

The little voice in my head isn't telling me which button to press. D:

[MAGGIEoooMAGOO]

Waaaaah they ain't gonna answer!!!!!

[10j35u5]

Someone wanna push 2 for me?

[JMoe2016]

@10j35u5 I will, if you push it for me.

[NarutoDXD]

... What was I doing....My phone needs to be charged....????

[kotomimaya]

im gonna press 69696969.... or was it 96969696 @.@

[lanceexcaliberdragon]

if you are depressive it doesn't matter which number you press no one will answer you. poor ulqi. XDXDXDXD

[sasorirox528]

If you have low self esteem hang up all our operaters are too busy to talk two you. LOL

[dotsiebunny]

found the number :P 973-409-3277 

[dotsiebunny]

perfect XD i called that number before..... i then told my mom to call it also.

[janemacy]

Great choice for Inoue!

[lilkingbkababytdoe]

Luppi wud have da multi-personality...lol

[geasscanceler16]

Best voicemail evar!!!

[TheAsianchocolate2]

"if you are dislexic please dial 69696969"

"if you have short term meory lost please call agian later"

"if you have OCD press (some # i can't remember) repadatley"

XD my top three lines

[rvbkid]

I now have this as my voicemail!!!!!

[kaninchenengel]

lol wouldnt it be epic if when ever you called a mental health hotmine you got this as the answering machine??

[Lukefonfabre9]

lol mannnnnnnnn am I glad they couldn't make fun of my disorder

[sasorideidargurl987]

1111111111111 oh crap i forgot to press 1!!!!!!! X3

[Spankyliz]

I'd press zero, & hope for the best

[PoetessX]

Damn, tell me how you really feel!!! Yeah, I need that for a voicemail, too!!

[TokyoCandyLollita]

Really!?!?!?!?!? Some hotline this is x3 Insane Clown Posse's hotline thingy is better than this xD

[ShiroJolou]

I'm Skitzophranic *listens*

Voice: Press D

There is no D...

AHHHHHHH. *explodes* DX

[XxNoobKiraXx]

17 people had to press 69 69 69 69

[DarkSaphire2002]

Lol omgomgomg!!! Sooooooooooooooo funny!

[boondocks686]

lol hes telling them to do everything they shouldnt

[moali125]

The dislikes are the people in the video.

[lstrawberrycake]

I'd press 6 :)?

[niceninja13]

omg lol nice

[JMoe2016]

I need to press 1 repeatedly, then 3, 4, 5, and 6, then wait for the small voice.

[whitewolfprincess13]

69696969 X3

[lstrawberrycake]

696969 LOL

[Gravitycrazy]

that is now my ring tone

[Demyxsbabe2]

I want this as my answer machine message. lol

[myshadowrealm4u]

Omygosh! That is the funniest thing Ever!!!!

[lufuse]

lolz nice

[DarkusDios3]

omg freakin hilarious

[inuyasha9454]

wonder much this would piss of my slow freinds

[LadyOfDaGame]

this is an actual freakin number I've called this mutherplucka before but I deleted it....damn you obsessive compulsive disorder damn you to heck

[nighthawk15100]

i need to ethir stay on the line or push 7

[MasterDuskZX42]

17 people are Dyslexic.

[flamingaxelburn]

ill proabbly make my own version for my voicemail

[shaarauzumaki]

That....was....FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

[ipwnuall2]

XD "if you are dislexix press 6 9 6 9 6 9"

[AngelS773]

what should i press for insane? :P @.@-starts pressing all the buttons while laughing histerically-

[austin7761]

@AngelS773 thats what schizophrenic is

[ashleyriot100]

@AngelS773 yes yes yes press it press it aaahhhhhhh.

[VongolaFamilgia]

this is so gonna be my voicemail bahahaha

[kakasuna]

this is from my cellphone!!!

[bluchismoon]

dude! freaking funny. doesn't matter what button Ulqui presses *tear*

[waste25sec]

Hold on! If Ulquiorra is depressive, and he presses some number, how will the operator know he is depressive? That makes no sense! Screw that, i'm getting this for my voicemail.

[PurpleRoseTobi]

That was funny when Luffy was the multipesonality and then when it said press 3,4,5,and 6it showed his 6 on his thy!

[dararith02]

lol this is really good. lol

[breezey1200]

LOL AFTER THE BEEP PLZ WAIT FOR THE BEEP

[19torento]

What if you've got an anxiety problem? I've got to know!

[alucardmurderer]

oh..wow XD

[kazemon]

I just made this the voicemail message for our home phone. I can't wait for the message to be played for some stupid telesales rep or bill collector. lmao. I've always loved this video ever since I first saw it like 2 years ago now I can finally put it to good use.

[GetsugaTenshouBlade]

@Inuyashalovek LMAO.......Yep...Byakuya is completely mortified of you....he's hding behind old man Kyouraku......-.-

[Inuyashalovek]

@GetsugaTenshouBlade ... realy??? wow Byakuya you a scardie kitty....O.o ...what will all your fan girls say?! Am i scaring Aizen! >: )

[GetsugaTenshouBlade]

@Inuyashalovek I'm somewhat of a Byakushi fan, not a fan-girl, but I do find it too funny....ROFLOL

[Inuyashalovek]

@GetsugaTenshouBlade Hehehehe me to ^.^

[MercAndFangirl]

@GetsugaTenshouBlade as in the drunken pervert Kyoraku?

[GetsugaTenshouBlade]

@MercAndFangirl Unfortunately, yes...

[TheKazenoSuna]

I should make this my voicemail! XD

[Kishira822]

Hello new voicemail :3

[yusahara]

tht was so mean xDDD

[CatMuto]

What am I if I press all numbers at once?

C-A

[majorryan1]

Obuliously the operator are not to busy to talk or there are none

[braeden113]

this was just funny

[ShadowSoldior]

Damnit they're too busy to talk to me *Goes to cut self vigorously*

[missmisaamane1]

where do ya get this audio?

[golightly313]

@missmisaamane1 I downloaded it from somewhere, I'm not sure where.

[tailsfan159]

WHY CAN't ANYONE EVER REMEMBER THAT NAME?!

[bleachplayer]

I would press 696969696 and im depressed so i wood hang up XD

[nightcrawler998]

DUDE COME ON PRESS IT

3456

7

696969

uuuhhh wait why am I- OH YEAH

*hangs up*

[hollowshinobi1]

darnit *hangs up*

[geasscanceler16]

1111111111

Asking sum1... 2

3456

!!!

7

Listening... 777

696969

##########...

trying call again...

Damn, no one answered...

[LittlePandaCubby]

LOL i love this

[spikelover99]

xD. Gosh yup This is so Aizen or no,bleach In general. Kudo's my good Sirmanwomanthing! :D

[charforeverbiotch]

"if you have low self-esteem all operators are busy and wont talk to you" *shows Orihime" LMFAOROTFL

[troys50]

omg theres an actual number where a chick does it, and its hilarious

[leopoldusbenedictus]

If you have alzimas listen to the 16 digit number and enter it in half a minute followed by the hash key

[dodobirdies]

low selfestime hahaha

[Blackjack185]

LOL This is brilliant!

[LyorKyhiro]

Haha, I need this as my voice mail! XD

[hunkuci]

@LyorKyhiro its mine XD

[nikkinova123]

I DONT GET IT 

[troys50]

@nikkinova123 dude, the things he says like alhimers, severe depression, mpd, etc etc are mental health disabilities

[BleachBasket108]

its kinda sad how easy u could put the bleach characters into this and how its makes complete sense..... hahahah XD still gotta love 'em <3

[unnatural]

17 people must have mistaken this for a real mental hotline and got upset >.>

great job! i love orihime being the low self esteem one XD

[InspiredByLife888]

3456

~Nothing happened, Echo!~

Oh well, get over it.

~B-but... I wanted to talk to people...~

Shut up, Raz! God! They were too busy to talk to us, anyway.

-Guys, we should have hit 095... That's what my voice said...

•That was me... I lie to you, idiot...•

-Shut up, Jade. XC

[rista34]

If you have low self-esteem hang up because the whole world hates u

[ishidaxnemui]

OMFG LMFAOOO!! XD I HAVE to have this as my voicemail XD...

[EDT3themonkey]

so i have to hit 1111111111111111 3456 7 and 69696969 and i have to call later

[DOCTTER]

i need this as my voicemail

[thesageoftime]

@DOCTTER realyy it's mine all my friends say what the fuck is this and say nothing ahahhahhahahahahahahahahhaahah­ahahahaha

[HorseWinter]

@DOCTTER I put it as my voicemail for a while cuz i kept getting random calls from like credit card companies and stuff and so they stopped calling, lol it was hilarious when my friends called tho lol

[ARTxXxISxXxAxXxBANG]

3456.....

Um...nothing happened

THAT WAS A F***ING WASTE OF VALUABLE TIME.

Be nice, it's not their fault.

YES IT IS!!!!

[kauitheutau]

omg THE little voice told me the numbers! you press 8,9 and 0

[bleaqhanime]

that was so mean who ever thought that up but very funny as well

[KohanaOtaku]

I have dyslexia(i spell check everything and yes i got confused when he said 69696969 and no i didn't type it backwards the first time... for once) and have low self esteem. that was hilarious!!!!! I find laughing at your problems to be the best medicine.

[SOSsuzumiyasan]

i love this