Hummer - How to kill a hummer

[offroader1989]

maybe if he didnt land on that huge rock that would not have happened

[msubaru1997]

Now, where did he go wrong?

car sales man: yes, sir how may i help you?"

idiot: ''yes i want that hummer"

[mikeb1444]

Caution: Tie rods were harmed in the making of this video.

In all truth, the H2 was never intended for stuff like that. It's more of a MILF mover... Don't offroad in a heavy vehicle.

[sypoth]

That's what happens when you buy something made in Mexico.

[petantim]

it wasnt a real hummer its the sissy version...looks pretty but wont do shit

[Bllackguard666]

One mistake some people make is thinking that Hummers are a duplicate of the military Humvee/APC. Hummers are not even close.

[creekdrifter]

The down side to automatic mechanical differential lock !

[hooddiee]

this specific model never catch me as a hardcore off road vehicle...music videos is what you see this in...

[BogiCECHL04]

yeah...he pushes the hummy way too hard....hahaha

[k1090f]

must have forgot it wasnt a jeep

[72cutlass72]

anyone taking independant front suspension gm trucks off road is just a foul person

[kaleigh79]

Maybe next time they'll get a vehicle that was meant to be driving off the pavement :)

[joeymdorsey52185]

gotta love the weak tie rods on a GM i.f.s. ;) lol

[RyanChinchilla1992]

And this my friends is the hummer equivalent of rolling your ankle badly!

[ssvinaya]

blah



[berryjs140]

that was easy

[BillyClark860]

Mommy's gonna be mad.

[besstrd]

hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahhaahahhaahahahahahahah­aha. retards

[marco23109]

5500lbs of independent garbage

[georgie2998]

ameriturd scrap, not worth driving down the redlight districts. Who wonders that those ugly slobber movers are NOT sold in Europe?

[FLICKPatriotism]

American quality! UAW at its best! LOL

[two45triox]

Dude thought he bought a H1 for 50k !! HAHA

Clueless.

[Beano212]

any one els on what that dude said ? *fking hell he poped a con rods* lmfao

[fergus1494]

@Beano212 what a dead beat hearing that noise and feeling it yet he kept on moving and going?

[riky95oo]

Time to buy a Land Rover?

[ummpa1]

You can get a Hummer in a Jeep but you can't get a Jeep in a Hummer

[crisher5]

jeje

[boobmaster75]

did that in a truck pull with a cummins

[pskittle488]

Should've gotten a horse and went horse back riding, LOL. They're better than that stupid "Hummer" anyway.

[nbssms]

it happens in every car this may happened because of lack of good maintaining , actually i went once offroading with hummer h3 and have seen that the the control system of the frontal wheels is not strong enough i mean the thing which pushes the wheels while turning is too thin and exposed to out side damage,and heating up problem, one more thing that the toyota never better because i had one and it almost killed me on the street since one of the frontal wheel splited suddenly from the car.

[brujonagual]

@nbssms so basically hummers suck

[rcfreak363]

wasn't really killed, it was still moving after.

[Tuturicha]

Try To Use DiffLocks :)

[DaHummerMan]

proper off-roading is about finesse. go slow. take the right line. not a challenging obstacle by far. but the stock suburban tie-rod used on the H2 is the second most common thing to break on the trail, tires being popped being the first (in my experience).

[AllaboutTheDiesel]

i don't know why people buy those piece of shit hummers - if your gonna spend money buy a real hummer - an H1 , not a H2 or H3 those are for women . that sounded like a plastic bigwheel breaking

[cemtexx]

if he had a toyota surf, he wud of made tht :)

[LipSinkPro]

Should have bought a Geo Tracker instead

[aerocrash253]

this happened for 2 reasons

1) this is an automatic vehicle and should of been in 4th gear

2) your not supposed to floor it

[08H3]

@aerocrash253 Ha!  OK there Robby Gordon....we'll keep that in mind!

[Panazara]

should have bought a Toyota instead

[goodbusiness12]

@Panazara idk about that, at least hummers can STOP. and this was just a broken tie rod end. far from being killed.

[diecastcarcollecter]

@Panazara Yeah because Toyota's so great with all there recalls, what are they up to now recalling Prius, rav4, Lexus. If you want a good off road vehicle get a Land Rover

[Panazara]

@diecastcarcollecter land rovers are only good for 75,000 miles. then they go to shit and and fast. i have one of those in my yard for sale. '01 with 95,000 miles $800. if that says anything for their durability.

[diecastcarcollecter]

@Panazara Any Land Rover could beat a Toyota. Toyota's are cheap piece's of shit while Land Rover's are actually nice vehicles and great off road. and they can outlast any Toyota my friends has a 1951 Land Rover that still runs and drives and it has 215,000 miles on it.

[Panazara]

@diecastcarcollecter if thats what you have to tell yourself.... ill let ya.

[diecastcarcollecter]

@Panazara Any Land Rover could beat a Toyota.  Toyota's are cheap piece's of shit while Land Rover's are actually nice vehicles and great off road and they can outlast any Toyota my friends has a 1951 Land Rover that still runs and drives and it has 215,000 miles on it.

[DIESELBOY442]

@diecastcarcollecter oooooOOo not 251,XXX. Most Chevys make it to 300,000 without rebuild, mine has 342,XXX.

[King19840805]

the VTECH just kicked in...

[brendismai]

@King19840805 VTEC...Without the "H"

[King19840805]

@brendismai you´re right, thanks buddy! There´s no "tech" in VTEC ;-)

[brendismai]

@King19840805 :P I know.. i own a civic :P

[taemurz]

Disagree guys .... A Hummer is a tool and in the right hands it will never end up in this situation. This driver should have NEVER gotten behind the wheels of this H2 (or any other 4x4 for that matter) ..

[leonikozako]

hummer, another plastic car from shitty usa...

[aftoyboy]

@leonikozako as an american it's sad to admit that you are right

[yaktur]

No comparison to a Deuce and a half.

[EHZay]

the wheels looked like the HUmmer got kicked in the balls

[MrManic52001]

slip then sudden grip will mess up anything.

[MrManic52001]

slip then suddent grip will mess up anything.

[SPACECADET2U]

So these are the people my parents always spoke to me about............

[Davanzale95]

How not to drive.

[nfldsteak]

BAHAHAHAHAHA.......high quality GM trash. Too bad they didnt get wiped out by Ford.

[sexykid965]

quality!

[highgamer100]

wow peice of shit. i had the same thing i just beefed uf the rods and ends and it never happend to me again.

[GOKULSREE007]

my h1 can do better than that

[icecoldbrew92]

h2 = shit

[cddude11]

a JEEP could do that and it has Just Enough Essential Parts

[MrManic52001]

@cddude11 yeah, you never have to worry about axle hopp or the weak D35 axle clips failing and the drive shaft falling out do you? please I have seen jeep fail alot just like EVERY other 4x4 vehicle.

[rishavtube09]

common just drive the hummer safely and it cannt be killed and dont believe that its a real hummer. to see the real hummer just follow the link

[thedominionx]

garbage...

[Qesha100]

Хе,хе,хе.... Хаммер,Хаммер....

[philippines1998]

MADE IN CHINA?

[cybillify]

pshh..psshh...psh..psh...sorry­ LMFAO!

[reviva2003]

the pajero can do better....

[philippines1998]

woman driver

[GUCCIMANEAJ]

that happened to me but in a 2500duramax turboe dieselat night in the rain

[friskycurtain]

Oh crap. Looks like they might be walking home.

[unamigo7]

haaahahahah

[sirhcskoorb]

Wheres the Hummer?

You said this was a Hummer video!

[lohrel21]

...and the to wheels looked at each other and said: WHAT AN IDIOT ! ! !

[ovidyus]

@lohrel21  :)))))))))))))))

[pj5454302]

Its not dead it needs a new Idler arm or tie-rod. Both can be replaced on the trail!

[MASEK360]

LOL THE WHEELS WENT WOOP XD

[szoerb]

God those hummers are cheap, they fold up like a cheap beer can if you ever tip or roll one.

[ranhat34]

Well that sucks



[jorge10928]

hahahahhah! fuck hummers. worst car ever made. good thing they've been discontinued :D

[PIONEERaudioLOVER]

@jorge10928 no H1=HUMMER H2+H3=BULLSHIT

[bockydo]

These things cost to much to take off-raod , and they suck ........

[SWMoneyMaker]

that would suck ass getting that H2 outta there!!

[botztrap]

U gotta b kidding me xD

[manorack]

best video ever, rich boy surprised lolll

[michaldeville]

H2 H3 is a CRAP for GAYs . REAL HUMMER IS H1 THE END

[robby844]

@michaldeville lol even the H1 is a pos.but yet you people are brainwashed into thinking an H1 is the real deal but the H1 happened after GM took over the division.learn what your talking about before you post.

[robby844]

@michaldeville lol thats what you think? why not try a retired HMMWV with an original 6.2 detroit diesel turbo.

[michaldeville]

@robby844 I have H1 ex military version and this is a real hummer to me

[robby844]

@michaldeville douche bag you still dont read what im saying.an H1 isnt a real hummer.H1 came after gm took them over why cant you "hummer owners" get that thru your thick pansy skulls.

[michaldeville]

@robby844 stop crying pussy ass. bye

[robby844]

@michaldeville lol your calling an H1 a hummer and your calling me pussy ass?

[rhonamitratara]

ROFL! Cheap American quality. Have you seen the Top Gear episode where Clarkson takes a twenty year old Toyota pickup and drops it several times, burns it, sinks it in water, and it still worked?

Wouldn't be surprised if the whole Toyota accelerator thing is a conspiracy.

[marklewin8]

I've taken far worse trails than this in my H2 with no problems. Search deep enough and you can find any 4x4 taking a dump like this one did

[arago111]

hahahaha can't stop laughing :D:D no wonder it's just really a pussy magnet car :p

[zlipzonk]

that tierod popped way to easy, i understand those trails srry about breakign the tierod musta been hell getting that thing outta there

[TheTempest909]

it was just a tie rod... nothing serious

[ILoveKaters17]

@TheTempest909 And what if this tie rod breaks on the highway in a corner?

Still nothing serious?

[stealthcorvette]

jeep is laughing right now

[arago111]

@stealthcorvette

JEEP sucks too :D

[botztrap]

@arago111 but much better than this shit xD

[PinkAtheist]

this is not just simply a 2nd grade copycat of the original...

t'is 10x worst than 2nd grade hummer!

[docholi507]

ya get what you pay for

[bobjr94]

Thats because they are just chevy light truck frames with an ugly hummer looking body on them. Nothing in common with the 1st gen (real) hummer

[joey7286]

you smoked the front drive. Nice going Bitch

[ZZZeyad]

This is the biggest piece of junk money can buy, go and get a NISSAN PATROL, that's an off roader

[hoslric]

eso es lo que pasa por gastarte lo que cuesta un coche de lujo y meterlo pro el campo pensando en que por que es un coche muy grande es el mejor, en vez de comprarte un land rover, un suzuki o un coche similar.

Yo he echo algunas rutas con hummer y la verdad es que me decepcione mucho con estos coches pensaba que eran la leche y luego me di cuenta de que de leche nada, son la leche desnatada. muy caros, grandes y bonitos pero solo eso.

[ignatzRat]

another way to kill it is to raise gas prices....

[ibanezzer81]

lol my stock 87 toyota pickup can take a trail like this!

[Arsenalover14]

Where r u doing this???

[Kauboy1984]

i think hummer need a fucking wheelchair

[Kauboy1984]

i think hummer need a wheelchair!

[qrimes]

while i was in my h1, someone clipped us on the high way & are axel broke to (we had vertually no body damage) but the frame was also bent so we had a piece off shit jeep grand cherokee and it was also totally stock & it hand NO horsepower, NO room etc. (IT WAS SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingmanas]

hehe,kolečko se polámalo :))

[Cylence01]

What I find funny, is my friends Completely Stock 96 Jeep Grand Cherokee can do what he couldn't.

And the Jeep only cost $2000,LOL

[greatboomy08]

LOL^^ xDD

GREAT!

:))

[KYLEAKAFLYBOIK]

LMAO he broke the axel

[rcchecker11]

omg i think something by the car was broken before that......

[Hijodetenerife]

*heul* mein armer hummer.. wie kann man so ein tolles auto nur zerstören... :-S

[changchung]

Piece of crap

[07350zhr]

gm quality

[TheCashman007]

h2 are gay

[deloreanman14]

What I really want to know is how the hell they got this back down. A tow truck can't help you here.

[LOLitsJono]

You really expected an H2 to go offroading? LOL

[RB5566]

I like how it sounded like plastic breaking.

[03sto]

@RB5566 tierod...

[StrainingDingelberry]

i did the same thing in my xj i was crawling a tree stump with a cracked tie rod end it snapped right apart

[FistingAlice]

Lame ass chevy, stop pretending that it is anything but.

[Danika335]

OMG! STUPID STUPID

[balf1111117373]

i'd take that strait back to hummer and say give me a new 1

[UNGETABLE7]

WTF? Damn man off road is not like driving on tarmac..

I'm not against Hummer but if you're gonna bring it off road do it right.. Lifts, tires etc NOT STOCK!

You may also wanna check : Land Cruiser - Pajero - Rubicon

Peace..

[izzySSM]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[ragnotgizmo]

HEY! At the very least he is taking it off the road! not saying that its a great SUV but still at least he is doing what 95% of other 4x4 owners never do....

[xboxplaya420]

hummers are just horrible

[attackam]

Nicee !!!

[amoredfist]

only h1 is a hummer, rest is just looka like for rich idiots who wanna be like arnold but are ashamed od the tank look!

[flashbak2theyayo]

haha pussy ass H2

buy a Toyota

[izzySSM]

yota would b the way to go

[HeavyGhost]

ouch bye bye tie rod... is why Yukon's should stay on the street.

[carlosmurphy4u1]

The H2 is only a Suburban with a fancy body.

[roketfingers]

hummers are fat pieces of shit

[EnterMyUserNameHere]

Getting a Hummer off the roads never hurt anybody. Hummers are just over glorified Jeeps. Which are also pieces of crap. Get a Toyota, or a Pathfinder. The only way you should buy a GM product is if you are one of them snobby people out in Beverly hills.

[Show757]

haha

haha

haha

FAIL YOU FUCKFACE

[sowatifimasurfer]

get a toyota

[SadikOne1]

ouch. thats gonna cost a pretty penny.

[masscastle]

These things are known to have very weak tie rod ends and ifs truck can break these when taken offroad. They do offer upgrade parts in the aftermarket however yea lol not really a practical offroad vehicle. But at least it doesnt have stupid ass rims on it....

[slayerlaser]

That's why you need a military grade hummer. :)

[WoZIMoo]

Why offroad in such a piece of shit??

I imagine a guy going up the bigger rocks on the right, zooming by saying "hello", on his atv.

[davidschulman]

68 thou wasted

[WoZIMoo]

@davidschulman Waste of energy also. Who much gas do you think this piece of shit takes?

[WoZIMoo]

@WoZIMoo **How

[asianboi1216]

who the fuck gives a shit. It's meant for off roading. It's not a prius. It wasn't built with fuel economy in mind.

[WoZIMoo]

@asianboi1216 I know it's hard "asianboi," but try to open your eyes a bit bigger and read how my previous comment says that all this energy wasted for such a piece of shit that can't off road respectively, when any atv can do this, without breaking in two. Besides, doesn't your cousin assemble them Priuses?

[178675907]

hummer is a shit ¡!!

[eDGARfROM432]

Dumbass Rednecks

[eDGARfROM432]

Its Just A Damn Box With Tires Am I Right

[mrwashur1991]

piece of shit....

[sandeepcet007]

hahahaha...really funny...a nissan patrol could hav made it...

[Kajo123456]

of course it could... nissan patrol is made for it... this is just a wannabe copy of military humwee... good only for showing off and burning three times more fuel than any average (even american) car :)

[manorack]

@Kajo123456 LOLLLL best comment ever

[luckystrikebrand1983]

@Kajo123456 So I take it that you to got a chubby when the damn thing fails? I know I did. I hate them and the ass hats that drive them.

[glamdring999]

Another example of the great American 'technology'. Only the fat bastards of Hummer can make such a piece of shit

[westendpimp2003]

that seems to be quite a bit of toe in

[GODDAMNSASQUATCH]

Why the fuck would you go off roading with an H2?

[BADBOYZX12R]

That's what happens when corporations destroy a good vehicle's name. You take the "Hummer" name, build a look-a-like body, place it on the Tahoe platform and sell it to the American house wife. "Urbanized" an off-road legend and expect it to perform on the trail? Ha. Buy a Jeep! Across the upper part of my Jeep window it reads "24hr H2 and H3 Recovery Team"

[Hector49er]

When I saw the new jeep at some guy's house I thought it was a suburban. I thought it looked nasty, too "Dodgeified". I think Crysler should stop killng stuff before they screw up Jeeps too. Anyways, the response to the tille "how to kill a hummer" is: Drive it! lol

[bakinblack1]

a land rover could have made it

[madogsmike]

lol i love it... funniest thing ever. brightens my day