tuff_fish vs. Marty Smith - EPIC POKER MASHUP!

[webo3000]

rip tuff fish lol

[fromhereon]

Fuck me to godamn tears... thank you tuff fish!

[Zee96969696]

i think the reason why this is funny is couse this is like watching Charlie Chaplin play poker in real life

[thepezisangry]

fuck off this is turtleknife playing not u!!

[frigginrizzo]

Yep. You also win innernets. 

[Doppe1ganger]

"ifimadeëatchatchatch"

[MetalViking1992]

thus makes me never want to play pocket Jacks ever again... :P

[b1nside]

THIS IS THE TURTLEKNIFE (MARTY SMITH) VIDEO, CALLED "HOW TO PLAY JJ". IT'S NOT YOU PLAYING FAG!!! WHY THE FUC* DID U POST HIS VIDEO, BUT WITH UR VOICE MAKING FAKE UPSET COMMENTS ABOUT BAD BEATS THAT AREN'T YOURS?? DOUCHEBAG

[frigginrizzo]

Dear @b1nside:

MAYBE YOU SHOULD EMAIL MARTY AND TELL HIM FRIGGINRIZZO IS A "FAG" AND "DOUCHEBAG" 'CAUSE OMG HE USED HIS OWN FAKE UPSET COMMENTS (actually tuff_fish's) ABOUT BAD BEATS THAT AREN'T HIS! CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!

Love,

frigginrizzo

P.S. Be sure to watch my You Tube video "tuff_fish vs. Marty Smith - EPIC POKER MASHUP!"

[b1nside]

@frigginrizzo Are you sure idiot?? Go fuc* yourself cause the real video was uploaded 22-Fev-2009 by turtleknife and your "wannabe video" w's uploaded later, 19-Mar-2009. All you did was copy the video "How to play JJ" by turtleknife and then putting your voice like if were u actually playing and getting those bad beats ... +.+ what a f*cking moron you are!!! Do u have anything better to do in life?? Keep in mind you're NOT turtleknife!

[frigginrizzo]

@b1nside I copied Marty's hands from his "How to Play JJ" video and dubbed in tuff_fish's voice. I did that. That is what I did. That is exactly and precisely undoubtedly what I did. Hence the title of the video. See where it says "tuff_fish vs. Marty Smith - Epic Poker Mashup?" That's kinda like where I admit that this is a mashup of tuff_fish and Marty Smith. You win free internets! No, I am not turtleknife, though I sometimes have better things to do in life. Sometimes.

[JeeRaph]

"Fuck me to god damn tears!" lol. I'm gonna use that one.

[BIGBADJOE6969]

" fuck me to tears. God bless America". My new online hero. He reminds me of the Alabama trucker on the deadliest roads show.

[Shep11111]

Whats the program he's using?

[richie51305]

@Shep11111 I believe its Tournament Indicator

[killerstrict]

lol this guy is a fish but a funnt fucker

[sjerseyb856]

tuff fish cures my tilt

[frigginrizzo]

@sjerseyb856 and others:

tuff_fish tilts for everyone so we don't have to. I also feel sorry for tuffy, but I imagine there are plenty of non-existent vids where he sucks out or is on the winning side of the AA v KK all-in. Face it, bad beats and irksome hands are much more fun to watch. Tuffy could be 40, 50, 60, 70 or somewhere in between, but he must have a good income source, since he appears to have plenty of discretionary income. tuff_fish ftw forever...!

[sjerseyb856]

@frigginrizzo  and why did you reply to me with this essay?

[frigginrizzo]

@sjerseyb856 Because you were the top-most comment, thus the easiest to reply to. This isn't the first time my laziness has been called into question, but no need to tilt - leave it to tuffy....

[Rohkus]

He's videos are funny at first, but after watching it a few times...i feel sorry for the guy =/

[crabfancer]

SON OF A BITCH! ATATATAAKAKAKATA

[gadget956]

God Bless America

[shiraq07]

how old is tuff_fish?

[retarguus]

thats funny i just got put out by an ace 3 against my jacks, caught runner 3s to take it down. fuck me to tears...

[djkocisi]

hahah all this guy ever gets is jacks..

[frigginrizzo]

Actually, he only gets JJ and 72o, but only chose to showcase the JJ hands. And no, bandet888 and everyone else: it isn't really tuff_fish, hence "mashup" in the title. However, long live the fish...!

[xan8oulis7]

im almost crying from laughs...god damn sonofabitch..god damn..........

[Gondor128]

bool shit 1:08

[bandet888]

It's ridiculous how may times JJ get beat online. This isn't a tuff_fish video though. His voice was dubbed in this video from other videos. I wonder why only JJ hands are shown?

[rafaelito1981]

@bandet888 Smart comment genius! lol

[theloveshack18]

Tuff_Fish is by far the funniest online poker player in the world... Whenever you are upset by how your session has been going and you feel pissed at the world, just watch him on youtube and you will instantly feel better... He will cheer you up on even the worst of days...

[frigginrizzo]

@theloveshack18 There is no denying that tuffy will make that one outer on the river on the bubble a little easier to deal with... because it seems to happen to him every single hand!

[Petr3y]

rofl so funny with the JJ BB vs SB raise "thats not what i wanted!...he does that kinda stuff all the time" hahaha its funny cuz it doesnt make sense for most ppl since JJ is huge blind on blind, but i can actually imagine tuffy saying that lmao

[frigginrizzo]

@Petr3y That's one of my favorite moments, because it could have actually happened to tuffy!

[arnaldo717]

its real money, hes down millions

[ColourboyMarkyboy]

This is fake. Just using the Audio from the real Tuff Fish :-)

[godu1111]

ROFL,

I hate jacks ...

[jan1024188]

fake and gay, this is play money

[frigginrizzo]

I doubt it's play money, but feel free to take it up with turtleknife. I'm sure he'd love to discuss it with you.

[LostKid115]

@jan1024188 lol you can see when hes playing it shows "$" infront of the money which shows its not PLAY MONEY.. and if you watch tuff_fish other videos you can see he plays for real money.. idiot lol

[granty07g]

@jan1024188

LOL smart arse

its from tourneys

[Tarento7386]

Is tuff fish really a player, or a comedian?

[frigginrizzo]

I think a little of both, but certainly more of one than the other...

[b1z66]

this is such a bad copy, the original is much better

[frigginrizzo]

Original source (Marty) minus YouTube Downloader plus Windows Movie Maker equals not quite HD.

[travz21]

HAHAHAHAHA. "Fuck me to goddamn tears." Best line I've heard from tuff.

[fliptthescript]

marty smith tried to make an example out of me for his website as he was in a sng on poker stars. I guess he was trying to isolate me cause im such a weak player i knocked him out and won the 180 player sng i guess bad read? I also knocked out tj cloutier!!

[CrazyDictator23]

@fliptthescript get a life kid...the only thing you could possibly knockout is your wanker

[frigginrizzo]

Knocking out TJ doesn't carry the same weight it did say, 15 years ago. But knocking out Marty sho' 'nuff does!

[PapaRus1]

nice hand

[snomad08]

this isnt genuine, the voice is from a vid made like 2years ago

[frigginrizzo]

You are correct. Hence "mashup" in the title.

[TableTennisDaily]

god bless america haha

[ind33]

tuff fish wil never ever get a better hand than jj lol

[frigginrizzo]

He did get KK once, but everyone folded, and his QQ ran into KK. However, his loss is our gain...

[ind33]

who is 'he''

[frigginrizzo]

tuff_fish is "he," the same guy who considered folding a straight flush on the river.

[frigginrizzo]

Not much tuffy can do against a monster like 83o, except push, push...

[Synergizerizer]

38? that is bullshit.

[flooder13]

we will push,push

[frigginrizzo]

I'm stealing Marty's vid for two reasons:

1) Because Marty v. tuff_fish is too epic

2) It's my way of tipping my hat to Marty

[adragonro]

this is like my fulltilt day today

[Mackattack2294]

lmao jj

[drbdrbrobertdrbdrb]

why are u stealing matry's video's?

[MicoTX]

"fuck me to goddamn tears!"

[sawuradze]

on 0.20 ....LOL

[frigginrizzo]

Mr. Sunshine, you seem rather jaded re the online poker scene. When you're feeling as low as you possibly can, put that chin up and think of it this way: you could be tuff_fish.

[MrSunshine58]

Santaclaus is alive as well, and he isnt rigged neither, we only THINK it is...its all in our minds after all. We only want to see what we want to see, right? That is exactly why I hate people that DONT believe in SantaClaus and say its all a setup or some kinda marketing tric. Gimme a break! SantaClaus exists, I have seen him for myself!

[MrSunshine58]

Because THAT is exactly where FT or PD gets the money form. Millions of "what do I care" sayers everyday. And they are completely right. Why would you even care on a site where you dont have to? If everything is taken care for you? Thanks to intelligent scripts? "Oh, you play like an ape? Dont bother, even for you we have a place". Proven every 4 hands online.

But hey, NOWAY rigged man.....yeah

[MrSunshine58]

I like this persiflage. If only that no skills or whatsoever can prevent bad beats. Online poker has proven too often its shit and rigged, No way to prove it for itsself and EVERYONE knows it, so THAT circle is garanteed round. And pS or FullTilt or whatever know that, mind me.There is NO WAY to prove. Suspicion is one, prove is two, but has a loooong way to go. Common sense however is three, and if you ignore THAT, then there is no way to complain. But.....who minds? And THAT is the biggest lol

[frigginrizzo]

Thanks peeps, and no, it really isn't tuff_fish, but srsly, 36 really should beat JJ. Just ask Marty.

[oleHABSole]

You scum this is fake!

[Teabagonyou]

Man JJ killed him lol!!!

[Carpbag]

36c was sick. Who puts over a grand in on a 9 outer?

[brautigan1]

It's so fkin true though - JJ is just the ultimate hand to send you on tilt lmao.

I love this vid.

[tuckmaan0307]

lmao, this is the funniset video ive ever seen!

[HaloLvl43Legit]

0:23 best in audiable fit ever

[t8ppers]

this anit him

[frigginrizzo]

thanks all, but do you miss tuff_fish as much as I do?

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Yeh ;'(

[emoz96lyf]

fuck me to god damm tears!!!

[Thug2Media]

chil out man haha

[H3ndriX2]

i always lose when i get pocket jacks too!!! i share ur grief! SCREW THOS JACKS!

[antichristuk]

lol u get screwed over pal

[silvermark04]

Hahahaha great stuff, nice job.