The Etiquette of Business Dining

[ChlorineHeart]

I though a lot of this was well known? Why is everyone acting like it's crazy and ridiculous?

[theweight11]

Wait, so what hand do I use to pull my dick out when I have to pee?

[Righter8]

@theweight11 What dick?

[azyaninvasion]

This video is so out sync that it was more funny than informative .

[gwirgalon]

no, this is basic professioanl manners that had a reason to happen, and most people don't know fo. After if you break a rule, know what it is you are breaking...because someone there may know it too..And in your professional world,knowledge is power..and real choice.

These things give subconcious clues that are powerful. Don'y underestimate because you yourself may never have heard of these. For many in the world, they count more than the words you say..C'est comme ça.

[legendarylaura]

The voice, images, and vid don't match. Needs to be redone.

[GabuEx]

I almost closed a huge deal with a partner that would've made my company millions, but I entered my chair from the left side, and that caused my business partner to start screaming obscenities and then kill me with a large broadsword. Had I watched this video, I would be alive today, and in good standing with my employer. Thanks, Syndi!

[srinivaskari]

@GabuEx hahaha

[godchildzor]

If there is a standard side to sit down from no one will bump into anyone else. By passing the food in a certain direction it speeds up the process and nullifies the possibility of one person ending up with food from two directions. By passing the salt and pepper together you always know where you have them. Knowing what side you have your glass and bread on prohibits misunderstandings regarding these. I don't understand what you kids find so horrifying about this.

[kotugirl]

@godchildzor Its a sense of insecurity that is bugging them LOL

[voxtoneonline]

if you're in business, you need to google "VoxTonePRO". its a great tool for any new or exsisting business.

[peterdragford]

Check out "COME DINE WITH ME AUSTRALIA" here on You Tube. The Aussies show how it's really done!!!!!!!!

[moeruiz]

WHORE! SLUT.

[R3ZA]

Passing the breadbasket - Do you pass to the left or to the right?

The correct answer is: Neither - you shove the breadbasket up the persons ass who actually cares which way you pass the mother fucking bread basket.

You then proceed to take off your slacks and dress shoes, get on the table, and teabag your host. You must then turn around, and brick in the goblet or wineglass to your left.

This part is most important - Do not forget to screech and babble uncontrollably. It's good etiquette.

[Celedan]

1. you always have to run/jump to seat(but remember its gonna be a chir left so dont exxaggerate)

2 wathever the others are eatin you order pizza and smash your head against it repeatedly while taking big bites.

[Punniabi]

I consider these people very very dumb.

[downloadingfecker]

I'm English and I make my (typically) dumb American wife do all this crap at every single meal, simply to educate her. I eat noisily and dribble most of my food down my fat gut, simply to make her feel 'at home'.

[BroadCastTuber]

fuck you

[danuonline]

stuff all this I have been in business for 15 years..and I eat the way i want and all my colleagues..eat the way they want..this is all this british Etiquette crap WTF is all this rubbish!!

[robert85085]

haha! totally agree

[DanielSahne]

then your rank as a business man is not exactly the highest, because if you had dined in the extremely expensive restaurants of upper-class society then you would have followed these rules.

[JURKVICKY]

cool video =)

[XarisGuitars]

Aww. She forgot to mention that you only pass the bread to the right when the moon is a waning gibbous or a waxing crescent. In all other cases, you pass it to the left after circling the salt and pepper shakers around the basket three times--four times if the host/hostess is wearing green or turquoise. Otherwise, a spot on tutorial!

[superA2T]

are you serious? wow, thats a lot more complicated than i thought it were to be.

[dupreee27]

you must be kiddin right??

[XarisGuitars]

Yeah, every idiot knows you circle your fork around the bread basket before passing it, not the salt and pepper. I was just having a bit of fun.

[boomshine87]

wtf is up with the video?

[ntuman]

this is stupid. why must we conform to so many rules when we eat?

[carnagerie]

cause its cool

[ntuman]

aint cool at all

[superA2T]

Its nice, classy, and clean. You dont want to be jamming a steak in your mouth with your hands. Surely, you wouldnt want to see others doing the same.

[ntuman]

of course im not implying that we should eat like primitive man. just normally. . comfortably. and not so dogmatic.

[MyChineseConnection]

Greg Bissky

[BzErOsIx]

The b and d methods were pretty smart. I'll remember that.