Russell Howard's Good News - Homophobic Baker

[ceryseira]

"we have two young impressionable daughters" and so, with all of his great parenting skills he thought teaching them how to: 'be a bigot just like their daddy' would be the best option? right,i can TOTALLY see how THAT would work, especially in THIS day and age. How the experience would cause them to grow up like "good christian girls" who, listen to their parents, don't go out drinking, do their homework,marry a decent fellow... and end up offing themselves for the lack of a life..good job dad!

[20centuryfox100]

so basically, all these momentous occasions, which people use to justify sex in some form or another, are celebrated in culinary form by this gentleman. but a day out of the year where people celebrate themselves for having the courage to be who they are? sorry, charlie, that's not appropriate for a "family establishment."

good grief.

[20centuryfox100]

any "congratulations" themed cake is out as well. how else are you supposed to celebrate a proud moment in your life than by making the beast with two backs with the person you love?

...let's see...i think that covers it.

[20centuryfox100]

what have i missed?

prom? kids are gonna end up having a champagne-fueled orgy in a holiday inn, that's no good.

graduation? the celebration of a young person going off to college? to live in a dorm room? with no parental supervision? and unlimited access to free prophylactics and alcohol? no way, jose.

birthdays are out, too. the song "birthday sex" was written for a reason, folks.

[20centuryfox100]

halloween is out, too, because women use it as an excuse to dress like prostitutes.

thanksgiving...everyone always ends up having too much wine and coming on to their cousin. and while incest may be wincest on the internet, it doesn't fly too well in the real world.

and as for christmas...well, besides all the religious turmoil that goes on in the month of december, don't even try to tell me that every couple in the world doesn't get a little frisky with a bucket of eggnog and a santa hat.

[20centuryfox100]

as well as nothing for easter. not only is easter meant to be a celebration of fertility, and thus shagging (they use rabbits and eggs for a REASON, folks), but all those horny catholics that gave up sex for lent are gonna be going at it, while their kids are collapsed in sugar comas from all the chocolate eggs and easter cakes.

let's see...

fourth of july is out as well. because fireworks and rockets look like penises.

[20centuryfox100]

a family establishment, you say?

so i guess they don't sell wedding cakes then. because you know that the day those puppies get eaten, there's gonna be off-the-walls bonzo shagging going on. oh yeah.

and also, nothing valentine-themed, because no girl wouldn't put out if her boyfriend gets her a lovely valentine-themed cake.

also, nothing for st. patrick's day, either. tons of bad decisions (mostly involving sex with leprechauns that turn into trolls the next day) involved. no good there.

[DESERTRANGER7]

anyone who makes a living pumping cream into buns is in nooooo position to crititsise the community

[Satur1n]

Even worse - A bakerphobic homo.

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

My sister is really good at baking, and I love Russell Howard. We are now currently designing the Cinnamon Fannymagnet.

[BrandoftheDevil]

try pressing 0:03 again and again.... :P

[JDLupus]

F*cking bigoted twat.

[851852093114208513]

A demented bread-boffer...

[Satur1n]

@851852093114208513 Bread boffer! lmfao I love that!

[Lambor9hini]

Watching this has made me really fancy a cinnamon fannymagnet.. im off to greggs.

[KyoXAnskima]

I am officially in love with Russel Howard... and I'm a gay girl!

[SaulHassanlovespugs]

Horny diabetic going huhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Bowmaj21]

Is anyone else curious as to what a Cinnamon Fannymagnet would taste like?

[nazizombiez100]

that man makes me want to quit my job...disgrace to bakers everywhere

[GreenOrangeBlack]

@Creepedoutcat

Wait, I support animal rights, does that make me an animal?

[Wonocva15]

@Creepedoutcat

Or, you know. He's just not a bigoted asshole. Either or I suppose.

[animedubbingfreak]

good on u defending gay rights! im not gay btw XD

[MissieKizzie2]

Gay Pride march fronted by Russell any one!?!? :)

[Ariel202113]

Russell Howard > Frankie Boyle

[3DaysLEO]

@Ariel202113 Two different styles. Russel's kind of all rounder, but Frankie Boyles mostly dark humour. Respect them both though, both put me in tears.

[x1akurei]

I actually started choking with laughter at, "Your two daughters aren't gunna start les-ing up if they see a gay man eating!"

[LilRisingStarsForNow]

Pause at 1:27

lols ;)



[itasaku4llenstar]

HUUUUUuuuurrrrrrr...

[dizzin0nz]

LMAO!!!

[TorchwoodFallenAngel]

Why did he even sell the cake in the first case when he's homophobic? That makes no sense whatsoever! Some people nowadays...

[SuperTramp881]

10 ppl r homophobic TWATS!!!

[InuKun2008]

Problem is that in the southern Redneck states, homophobia runs rampant. They feel same sex couples should have no rights at all.

[quickhakker]

theres no fanny magnet and i looked

[HcSillyDOggie]

WHAT A IDIOT!! not surving a gay person thats just wrong!

ITS 2011! GET OVER IT!

[LokkerG]

@HcSillyDOggie Ignorance is bliss... until reality smacks them out of it.

[986tornado]

7 PEOPLE ARE HOMOPHOBIC BECAUSE THEY ARE CLOST HOMOS

[986tornado]

THAT FUCKING MAN BAKS CUP CAKE AND HES HOMOPOBIC WHAT A FUCKING CLOST CASE.

[EmoKieran]

i made a cinammon fanny magnet, just buy a cinammon roll, place it on a table and wait for a really hungry girl to walk past xD

[RandomPanda30]

7 people are homophobic

[Simsplayer5]

I really love the way he gets all worked up about things like that, it's cute how much he cares :3 I do the same thing when I hear about anything homophobic.

[cold197]

@Simsplayer5 me too :)

[Primus2X]

I want to eat a cinimon fanny magnet

[TheTransport101]

i never gone in to a bakers and seen a cake called cinimon fanny magnet

and ive looked

[inubaka13]

Oh come on, you knew you would get that type of response. If you don't like people attracted to the same sex, fine, that's your opinion. But knowing people are going to react negatively towards you after posting that comment, then yeah-you're a cunt. I mean, it seems like a pitiful cry for attention. Why would you want to start causing controversy?

[OhSoMilky]

@idinafanboi ... and me.

[Nukethelotofthem1]

I'm with the baker.

[idinafanboi]

@Nukethelotofthem1 then your a cunt and no one cares about your opinion

[Nukethelotofthem1]

@idinafanboi Well at least your response was concise.

[RodimusMinor1987]

I can picture this happening again

Guy I want a rainbow Cake

Baker we don't serve gays

Guy its for my daughter asshole

[2Lfull]

Pumping cream into buns...

[MaverickCS5]

XD lol my "m8's" birthday cake

[tHeFuTuReMrSBELLAMY1]

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY!!!!

[kitaarmes]

@tHeFuTuReMrSBELLAMY1 >.<

[tHeFuTuReMrSBELLAMY1]

@kitaarmes wut...

[kitaarmes]

@tHeFuTuReMrSBELLAMY1 Dw x

[cold197]

go Russell =D

[nuttymonkey11]

russell seems to feel very strongly about gays..i wonder (;

[Stevie2Sxc]

@nuttymonkey11 believe me, a lot of people wonder...and wish... and hope... and i'll stop now

[yussi01]

hi cn u send a link 2 me in message of that women from russell howard says 2 plus 2 equals vagina vagina

[TheRealBarnez]

0:47 Genius.

[Th3Hamm3r]

4 people are horny diabetics.

[randomcats12]

Luv russel howard he is so funny, sexy and FIT!!!!!!!!!

[ScottishHades]

That baker is clearly sexually confused and is using his daughters as a scapegoat.

[reaperofthedamned07]

@ScottishHades and why? wouldn't tap them with a TEN FOOT POLE!

[randomface54]

@ScottishHades Or, he's just a bigot.

[Creepedoutcat]

Russell has such strong opinions on gay rights, I'm beginning to wonder :D

[Roberodification]

@Creepedoutcat he could just be an awesome guy.

[AHundredButterflies]

@Creepedoutcat Because the very term "gay rights" is derogatory. On par with "black rights" because you, as an individual, have no say/choice whatsoever. For future reference you might want be careful of that linguistic technicality.

[GlompoFie]

@AHundredButterflies they are referred to as gay rights though... or rights of the gay community. People who aren't straight are treated differently and addressing that is called addressing gay rights. It's not derogatory. Would you prefer everyone said "the rights of non straight people"? Addressing 'gay rights' is to address the problems that face gay people and to address their rights as humans.

[bscutajar]

@Creepedoutcat im 100% straight and im all in favour of gay rights

[didi1194]

@Creepedoutcat you don't have to be gay to have strong opinions on gay rights :)

[javahab]

@didi1194 well i mean i don't think they were being serious i was probably a joke maybe but i mean your right to .

[briankelly130]

@Creepedoutcat

Well my dad seems to think he's a gay icon.

[aksquash]

@Creepedoutcat Clearly anyone who believes strongly in gay rights is gay.

[StaraziaSelin66]

@Creepedoutcat Really? I'm straighter than a board and I'm all for gay rights.

[rikko338]

@Creepedoutcat I would

[onnabugeisha007]

@Creepedoutcat IF he's probably just a decent human being who believes in EQUALITY.

Hmmmm...

[saffwills]

He got a bit worked up over this..

[TheDarkchiken1]

greggs sassauge roll ftw!!!! lol

[Bibiwolfhound]

he looks like Simon Cowell



[TheDarkchiken1]

@Bibiwolfhound not at all mate lol

[MsCRushe]

omg :L

LOL i couldnt not google it

[silverfan948]

go russell

[Kerriangel]

"Any man who making a living by pumping cream into buns is in NO position to criticise the gay community."

Righr on Russell!

[randomvid93]

does anyone else think russell should do gay rights campaigns and stuff?

[Spudding08]

@randomvid93 i agree with u, he really should

[reaperofthedamned07]

@channyandseddiefan IT'S AN EXPLOSION

[cheekysquiggle]

i cant beleive he's 31!!! :D

[ncisfan1011]

that bakers a dick.

[xxdinoface]

my maths teacher would be like that with the dick cake =)

[Hepaotus]

I almost choked on my own spit at the "horny diabetic" part, because I am diabetic.

[2Koranteng]

hahahhaahahahha

[joyster448]

i laughed so hard i think i just got a six pack :)

[Stevie2Sxc]

i officially love this man

[scarletXmay]

Lol, he's right though, everything does sound camp in a bakery.

Russell Howard is a legend!

[DrPeppersaids]

No man who spends his day pumping cream into buns has no right!

[0Passionate0]

I think we've ALL looked, Russ!

[Arzaker]

1:24

well

i think thats the cinamon fanny magnet

[BabyDee53]

Cor, I'll tap that!!! ;-)

[RodimusMinor1987]

OMG I can't belive that He won't serve a gay because He thinks his Daughters are going to become gay themselves what a retard

[HamsterSimz]

cinnomen fanny magnet! Absouloutly epic

[anonymousollie]

LAUGHED SO HARD

[MajorShepard]

Lol in the words of Russell Howard "What a Dick" and, ofc, its in america....

[funnylittlegirl12345]

that one hairy cake at the end

[thecucumberbob]

@funnylittlegirl12345 i ment to like it

[TheAtlanteanEmpress]

Mmmmmmh! That Cupcake looks niiiccee!

[GirlyBabex]

Love it :D

[Tabsy14]

... and I've looked!