Mastodon - Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife (In Studio Video w/ full song)

[MyWildbill69]

See that dislike bar? no you don;t cause it's non existint like your balls

[mynameisradar]

10 people got there lips and tounges cut off from there throats with linoleum knife

[1996pnut]

they never cease to amaze me

[nhgroennebaek]

Wow, good job Brann.. Did not know he was the one singing that part!

[axedstoninst]

Step 1) Transcribe audio. Step 2) laugh

[Stonehelm66]

9 people need to be fucking cut with a linoleum knife

[giantbearskeleton]

Why is Brent dancing like Michael J Fox

[jasonvoorhees12345]

9 people videotaped this movie

[axedstoninst]

it's just so brutally considerate.

[mirrorman95]

The Audience is from Brooklyn

[ApolloEspeon]

Anyone else think they're having a damn good time recording this?

[grassman123]

Card games on motorcycles !!!!

[gojirametallica]

that coke at 1:25 is conviently turned toward the camera

[joshlee6420]

@gojirametallica i drink coke with my jack daniels all the time...this is behind the scenes not a damn commercial

[gojirametallica]

@joshlee6420 calm down it was a joke

[MercSLRFan]

Take the seed outside

Leave in the streets!

[animelover6195]

Wow. This is actually real...

[killerd55]

Hey I just noticed that they were doing Pee Wee Herman impressions... Hah even more awesome xD

[killerd55]

I fucking love the vocals on this song

[Jret13]

Troys Metal stance is key

[Crazyness2122]

FUCKING LOVE THIS!!! YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY AND WE'LL SPEND IT ON DRUGS! LOL!!!

[gojirametallica]

Brann=king diamond

[paullus420666]

fuckin war from apocalyptic visions !!!

[Rebackka666]

y-gi-ho abridged move so i want to c if it was real

[gaspar052991]

this is fuckin awesome, but thank god for the final cut.

[leviathanmcaal]

love those gibsons. 

[90mrrocker]

leave it in the streets. run over it after the show.

[AkatsukiPR0]

I don't know how they can get through recording without dying of laughter.

[Cardinalgate]

BABIES DONT WATCH THIS!

THEY GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE!!!

[ozzthebeast33]

yo they should play this before every movie , just explains all the rules.

[SHlTSANDWICH]

what's Sam from Apocalyptic Visions doing on this?

[KillThrill103]

LOL so fuckin awesome

[TheThickfreakness]

falsetto battle would be fuckin awesome. i would steal as many souls as i could, and pay all of them as well as my own to see that battle hahaha.

[TheSake123]

wow AWESOME !!! JEJEJE

[DTerrell1990]

SICK ASS GUITAR PLAYERS KID! (8

[MrNomnomkat]

BABIES DONT WATCH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AcrossTheTen]

7 people brought babies to a movie.

[mostaryankidyouknow]

I bet Bill feels left out of the vocal group.

[robotsforever]

@mostaryankidyouknow He was too busy rocking the entierety of the rythm track.

[NavySealRay]

Solo tabs?

[moza619]

Break into your home and tear your wife in half, awesome

[650guitar]

fucking christ troy has a killer power stance!

[caluminous]

SHUT THE FUCK UP! FUCKING MOANERS

[JoshTAnderson36]

This entire video is ungodly epic. Can't help but love Mastodon.

[SuperPatchy]

Am I the only one who didnt understand any of the extra part? :')

[Axellson]

shove it into the dark chambers within your ass? haha

[lychicambess]

I really love this XD

[KillThrill103]

The riff at 0:30 is taken from "A Devil in Gods Coutry" by Lamb of God

[c4r50n1]

@KillThrill103 It's okay, Lamb of God sucks.

[c4r50n1]

@KillThrill103 By the way, I listened to that song, the riff is similar, but not the same.

[TheMEGATRENT]

Hammmburrrrgeerrrrr

[metallica990z]

Damn brann is good.

[ThoraxeTheImpaler34]

7 people brought their babys

[fatkiller1000]

lol i think i just came listening to this solo EARGASM

[Clike666ness]

This song shows Bill's thrashy side =D

[DrSixxx]

lol shove ur phones in us ass

[TheAughacker]

seriously...who would dislike this??

[AweSomeRussianOne]

@TheAughacker a filthy turd I guess

[metallicakixtotalass]

@TheAughacker Babies.

[123wordbird321]

@TheAughacker people with very small penises.

[paddmaddproductions]

@TheAughacker Babies.

[OmbraDelCrepuscolo]

Why did they cut the best part in the final version of the song?? D: That laugh it's fucking creepy

[daniyalkhan21]

This is fucking amazing!!!!!

[bootcamp661]

Baby's don't watch this; take the seed outside, leave it in the streets; run over it after the show!!!!!! LOL!!! Yes, I to laughed at this......

[uiruu]

Looks like they had fun with this one

[noah1995cold8]

hey did they make anymore songs like this? itd be a waste to just have one awesome song sung like this

[VeNeM999]

lmaaaaaao omfg this is so fkn awesome!

[Dirtyb762]

This is still the most awesome thing ever recorded EVER

[monalisasmilesforyou]

Brann needs to sing like that on the next album!!! lol

[ERA55555]

Does Troy have to grope himself that way? XD

[WootZillza]

@ERA55555 he does, its required by law

[StivHobbyKniv]

They need to play this live! :D

[shkwave99]

WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY

[MetalSupporter95]

i have SOLD this movie on ebay so HA-HA-HAAA OOOH SHIIII............

[CincoDrums]

This is the best band playing the best song from the best part of the best movie ever.

[laragotona2000]

i love how troy sanders sounds like Vegeta!!!

[paddmaddproductions]

I want to be at whatever theater these guys watch movies at.

[skychy]

1:07 He is sitting there...

[joe3710]

This is great. Anyone have the full lyrics?

[monalisasmilesforyou]

The Mastodudes are freaking HILARIOUS!!

[HapieHipie]

Is that bill singing the high parts?

[monalisasmilesforyou]

@HapieHipie No, Brann is singing the high parts.

[phreestylesk8r]

branns the next king diamond ha

[aaronlovesslipknot]

whats ridiculous about this song is not only is it funny as shit but its actually GOOD!!!

[lifebayne]

anyone know the lyrics for the parts they didn't include?

[tichergeorge]

@lifebayne check the fucking description for fucks sake

[lifebayne]

@tichergeorge Ah! thank you

[king6595]

hilarious

[JCI1990]

hes better than king diamond lol. king diamond sucks

[TheNOLUK]

wtf is with the start? anyone?

[Guitarsthatkill]

@TheNOLUK Its a verse that was recorded that was cut from the final movie version: It's lyrics are in the info for the vid: "Save your conversation about all the beer you drank for after the movie

If I hear one peep about beer, I'll put your cellphone on vibrate and shove it in the dark chamber of your ass!

And I'll rip tissue while doing it!

If you must pee or poo, do it quietly in the bathroom!

Don't do it in the seat where I will eat it! You filthy turd!" :)

[TheNOLUK]

@Guitarsthatkill i meant the voices they put on... but thats cool dude, thanks

[Guitarsthatkill]

@TheNOLUK Ohhhhh I gotcha. Sorry... ;)

[fornofftogo]

i like the shaking he does while he sings. lol. seizures FTW!!!

[spartan9301]

5 ppl made a peep about beer and got their cell phones turned on vibrate and shoved deep into the dark chambers of their ass

[cfhartin]

5 people got bit in the torso and were given a disease... WITH A LINOLEUM KNIFE!!!!

[Jubzin]

@cfhartin Sorry, but if you mean't to be funny you failed.

[haropro2]

I feel bad when I hear this song, reminds me that I downloaded this movie

[pyrofate]

@haropro2 RUN.

[AshtinALWT]

Brann needs to have a falsetto battle with King Diamond. I'd pay my soul to see that.

[sturniboy]

@AshtinALWT i thought it was king diamond XD

[AshtinALWT]

@sturniboy That's how badass Brann is, man!

[sturniboy]

@AshtinALWT haha fuck yeah!!!!

[TheZcarekrow]

@AshtinALWT did u mean castratto? lol

[cynicthrasher]

@AshtinALWT When I first saw the movie I thought it was King Diamond haha

[AyKay47]

@AshtinALWT Uhh i've conversed with their manager satan and he says that can be arranged XD naw i'm just playin...but that'd be hella cool SHIT!!

[OliDiamondd]

@AshtinALWT That'd be the fucking shit... no joke.

[Yurasuka]

@parad0xstudios It's OK, we still have all their fucking money.

[ilikeoodlesofnoodles]

it sure looks foggy in that room i bet they were smoking a shit ton a weed man

[claytonharris97]

I agree...needs to be on Rock Band

[ifureadthisdie]

There is more to this song?! No version i find has all of the stuff they sing here

[lasoogneypubes]

@ifureadthisdie Because the lyrics they were singing were ideas they had for the song but didn't end up using. Typical workshopping.

[ifureadthisdie]

@lasoogneypubes aaah hell, they sounded great.

[skychy]

What other songs does he sing like this?

[MrRjransom]

wow for some odd reason i thought this was a cover of it and i was like holy shit! thats too good of a cover! it sounds too much like the real one lmao! im a dumbass! still it kicks ass though!!

[MrRjransom]

4 people are just... just gay.

[freeFeild]

@MrRjransom

Well, I'm bi and I like this.

[MrRjransom]

@freeFeild 9 people now... just retarded then. idk what you want me to say

[rosariofan101]

hmm metal orgasim....the sheer shock melted my insides

[Tevolo52]

"And did you bring your baby?! Babies don't watch this, they get the fuck outside!"

Hahahaha

[cuzzo820]

1:41-1:50 is soem metal fucking lyrics

[bob2149]

4 people got their testicles dissolved

[helmsters93]

want to ake a kickass theme song?.. ask mastodon

[MrBassmasta27]

I chugged beers with brent, he won

[bokma7]

I WILL TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF.

best line ever

[SkunkRadcliffe]

GRANNNNNDDDDMAAAAAAAAAAA

[juicystunts]

yo this is what turned me onto mastodon straight away

[MrDeathkiller666]

the lyrics are different

[hc1153]

i wish i could like this 100 times

[666gene]

wtf 4 dislikes how is that possible

[1107984]

Pure awesomeness!!!

[irarawkstarr]

It's funny, this sounds more like some 80s thrash metal band than Mastodon.

[metallicakixtotalass]

lol 2:14 - 2:30 ... is Troy obligated to take the Epic Metal Lunge Stance(tm) every time he opens his mouth for fear that otherwise the pure metal coming from his lungs might knock him off his feet?

[TetsuoYagami]

@metallicakixtotalass Yeah...probably.

[metallicakixtotalass]

It's funny I actually want to listen to 3 Inches of Blood and King Diamond after this, not Mastodon bwahahaha

[Karapar]

4 peoples wives will be torn in half

[maidenfreak213]

2:14- 2:35, funniest lyrics troy has ever sang hahaha

[SCREAM4VEGENCE]

YOUR MONEY IS OUR MONEY AnD WE"LL SPEND IT ON DRUGS!!

[MrFunkymonks]

brent look like he's having a fit when he's singing.. 0:29

[APPLESAUCE50]

"These guys look like auto-mechanics but they sound like they should be wearing capes and breathing fire."

-Rolling Stone

[childgod18]

Brann sounds identical to king diamond!!:)

[Cuervo4992]

FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! \m/ \m/

[Nernest7]

Frances Hamberger! argg! = im a gum loving pirate named Frances Hamberger lol

[BingoBongo1995]

other lyrics ?

[Thompaam]

@BingoBongo1995 a different arrangement ;)

[firespin97]

Bite your torso and give you a disease- this is metal!

[feribazdmeg]

károgos cigány metál

[dragoniod13]

@feribazdmeg all i understood was METAL!!!

[chechonilus]

where i can the extended version

[liprincessprincess]

Babies don't watch this.

They get the fuck outside.

AWESOME.

[koolmaaan]

LMAO Brann Dailors got some fucking pipes... He should be singing for Into Eternity. well if he ever decides to give up the drums

[julianownz]

troy is god

[slashguy20]

i swear i thought this was king diamond

[guitarlord247]

DAMNNN Brann got one hell of a falsetto!!!

[omgitsdanman]

EPIC falsetto

[PanterAmetal100]

Maybe my eyes deceive me, but i think that Brent looks like Dimebag without long hair!

[chechonilus]

hahaha great voice, the should make a karaoke DVD of this and others metal songs

[MeanMustard650]

I wish Brann Dailor would sing in more Mastodon songs.

[xChubbyDrummerx]

Wow Best Song EVER!!

[Sidragrosm]

The only thing better than that kick ass solo..? is that UNREAL falsetto! Why the FUCK isn't this song a bigger hit??!! (~proceeds to smack the critics w/ a ball pin hammer!!!~) Mastodon in the soundtrack - What EVERY film needs!!!

[BlackHeart8452]

If that solo doesn't make your testicals explode, nothing will

[cnnre2005]

This is the reason I have ears

[rosariofan101]

@cnnre2005 this is why we also have eargasims :)

[Aquamentus92]

@rosariofan101 i dunno bout you, but i get "orgasms"

[DJSoyBoy]

lol hes cracking up at the run over it after the show part haha

[Jmanmusician]

Who has the full lyrics to this song. Its so lol awesome

[DARKLORDSATAN]

the falsetto really impressed me

[UndefinedHero]

@DARKLORDSATAN Brann's falsetto reminds me of Kim Bendix Peterson A.K.A. King Diamond.

[DARKLORDSATAN]

@UndefinedHero Same. Even though nobody is better than King Diamond.

[FuzzyDuck]

I love how Mastodon quotes "Pee-wee's Big Adventure" while messing around in the studio. This video made my day.

[o0oWizKido0o]

this song needs to be played before every movie so that people noe WE'RE NOT FUCKING AROUND WHEN WE SAY STFU!!!!! D:<

[WootZillza]

they should consider playing this song live

[ogznog]

@WootZillza They can't since Brann did so much of the singing.