Hellsing Abridged Episode Seven: Mr. Weiner Goes To Rio

[redneverknower]

''that hat!' 'wow?' HAHAHA I CRACKED UP WHEN THE GUY SAID WOW

[KristofLaw1]

I hope they make more episodes. I mean come on. ITS BEEN MORE THAN TWO YEARS SINCE THIS EPISODE WAS MADE!!!!!!!!

[shinoskull]

name of opening theme??

[sasukex125]

@shinoskull Engwish Bwudd by Man-man

[TheMoonmask]

imminent pawnege at 12 o'clock sir 2:10

[riku740]

Sh.... she... won the game....

[KaiHatori]

Okay, straight up, can we expect more of your beautifull hellsing abridged? Be honest, I can handle it... I may cry a little

[TheBobIsComing]

this has been the best episode ever xD

[jr540123]

hellsing carmelldansen is  in the suggestions

[Hazzardevil]

Will there be anymore episodes?

[Aceinspadessuit]

What is with the hat Integra wears in the episode? Its stupid..lol

[AkumetsuLord]

@Aceinspadessuit ...Stupid? how

[goldchild100]

she won the game!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wootnessx33]

"More coffee Madam Moselle ;)? perhaps some chocolate chips wiv it too? no o_O? ;D mavey some marsh-e-mellows? just a suggestion!!~ *wiggles brows*" ~my brother said and did that in the morning >~<'' Now for something random: WANKAH! :D~~~~~----~~~~C======3

[WolfHunter52]

well done. cant wait for the next episode.

[LeaderoftheAwesomes]

I gave that Bitch a free trip.

Bitches LOVE vacations ^.^

(had to get that out of my system)

[shewolf123able]

Please make episode 8 PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE ! MMOREMOREMOREMORE!

[liukang911]

umm. i like the black jelly beans.

[CrusixBlade]

pause at 5:17.....and look at each of the faces....

[565roger]

when is episode 8

[endingitallinc]

please for gods sake make another

[Reezy909]

If you wanna see episode 8 and more post it loud and clear XD

[starmisty1]

Its been 2 yeaaaaaaaaaaaaars >.< Where's episode 8?! D: I wanna see moooooooore This series is so awesoooooooooome!

[atlane01]

why cant i find the song they play in rio



[atlane01]

DAMIT SOMETHING ELSE MADE ME LOSE THE GAME

[blueangels14]

who else tried to click away the music thing on the bottom?

[larhonda41]

Escaflowne music!!!!! :D

Also i thought the little music thingy was real. XD

[Reezy909]

everyone really do have those gloves

[mokunakoi]

oh crap

I thought I was the only one that noticed that everyone wore golves o.o

nice

[iamnanosec]

@mokunakoi just like how you realize that bugs bunny wears gloves,

but no pants.

[terrorlizard]

I wanted to see there hat's XDDDD

[tonichakempi]

who tried to close the pop up window at 04:49?

[s3kShUn13]

@tonichakempi lol I did!

[awesome65558]

@tonichakempi haha i did



[CrazyAnimeLover626]

@tonichakempi

the first time i watched this i did try

[Scythewielder137]

Wait Jacob is a werewolf

[Fuzzi999]

Damn it I lost the game!

[LeonTigereye]

Every time I watch this episode... I lose... The Game... sadface...

[CrystalBlackHeart]

I love your work its funny chilidogs lolz need more Alucard smut.

[iluvanime35]

"Nice work"

"Free vacation~"

"Sneaky bitch"

:'D epicness

[TearstainedTaffeta]

godfatherrrrrrr

[BeldansFire]

was that the sound track from Rio?

[boredhotgirl]

UR A BADASS!! this vid rocked!! LOVE IT!

[SilverByakuya]

"What the hell is so funny about me bitch."

"OOHH I heard vacation can I come too?.... woh looks like this bitch needs some sleepy time pills,"

Alucard is just too awesome

[sweetsoulsista]

just finished watching your abridged series. It was so funny and I love it!

You should really continue, your Hellsing abridged is the best by far. ;)

[Brutalyte616]

@Malakodistudio May I ask why there hasn't been a new episode yet?

[tomniraq]

I can't believe you guys don't have more Likes, this series is hilarious!

[WolfieAM]

I can't watch the original Hellsing Ultimate episodes anymore without laughing! XD

[ACruelPicture]

I will never get to know who Alucard was calling :(

Please come back!

[manmadebeefcake7]

carameldancen O.O

[BlackOps78321]

LOL. I remember seeing this like a whole year ago. Sad to see there hasn't been a new one out yet. I still laughed at the part with the gloves lol

[bladeofbattousai]

It's sad that I've watched this before, and I still swore and tried to click off that damn ad. :P

[floramaster1]

french canadian rule am one

[9Ahriman9]

@floramaster1 me too :D

[LockTheMadnessPrince]

lol "nice work"

"free vacation"

"sneaky bitch"

[BeginswithPIE]

I lasted one more day then the last guy that lost the game

[kikiox4]

3:05 I JUST LOST THE GAME D8<

[endingitallinc]

i must know the name of the themesong!

[DarkPrince345]

OMG!!! ESCAFLOWNE BATTLE THEME!!!

That was the the shit back in the day.

Moving on, the bit at 4:42 with Anderson was brilliant!

[f4r6u5180]

This episode is awesome please make more soon.

[GeneralJelly]

thumbs up if you tired to click off the fake add too

[IntegraSirHellsing]

When Anderson proceeded through his Biblical rant within the museum and stabed the floor, the first thing I would have said. "You better fuckin' pay for that, marble floor arn't' cheep!"

[vincent5th]

I want a new episode :D

[oceanwolfspirit]

ow please pleasr make more :D

this is so good ^^ really well done and fucking funny

[kairitohrukagome819]

INTEGRA IS SO AWESOME SHE WON THE GAME!!!!!

XD

[kairitohrukagome819]

MR.WEINER!! that was ingenious integra!

Major was brillant I LOVE HIS VOICE!!!

thats funny, i thought u were a ladies man

THIS EPISODE IS EPIC WIN!!!

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

[kingofgames1220]

what was the ending music?

[Kanzuko]

@Kanzuko sry its world not worl...world

[Kanzuko]

What the worl needs now is-what the hell is that? That thing at the bottom of the screen

I think its an old dorito

Agh god cant u see it i think im gonna go crazy if someone doesnt clik the-

Lol i feel the same way. Actually when i first watched this i clicked the x and it just paused the vid so i was like WTF! Then anderson started talking about it and i was like oh...lol

[MF0TY]

Fuck you I lost! Also when is the next episode?

[TheHellPuppi]

'Whoah looks like this bitch needs some sleepy-time pills!'

I love your guys' version of Alucard. Please make more episodes? Pretty please?

[Kanzuko]

I was doing so well iscariot why would u do tht :( i just lost the game

[Animo637]

DAMN YOU ISCARIOT!!!!

[Alisonslayer]

I LOVE THIS! I've watched all the episodes and i love them there so funny. Please, please, please make episode 8 PLEASE!

[Dragananan]

FUCK THE GAME DAM YOUUUUUUU!!!!

[AgentSmithIsAnElf]

now what would be really original is to make integra very iffeminite in one episonde, i'm surprised no-one has thought of that yet...

[AgentSmithIsAnElf]

i was already clicking the thing at the bottom of the screen when i realised anderson was talking about it :D

[demonfoxgirl1000]

why dont you abridge the hellsing ova 5? alexander anderson and integra are there

[Samurai3986]

lol faf i pisst my pans a solid 1000/1000 nise work

[icemask18]

i <3 this abridged series. my favorite parts are when walter goes "stooaagie?.... liiiggghht?"

[Brutalyte616]

You know what? I changed my mind. Shoot me, THEN shoot the narrator.

[rjas77]

mr weiner

the hell

isnt that your name

thats what you get for barrowing my best suit mr weiner

[Oreonla]

I can't wait to see the 8th installment. this is the best hellsing abridged on here.

if you don't mind me asking, what program do you use to make these videos/publish them?

[grooder]

aw it's such a shame you guys aren't doing more of these. I would've loved to see what you guys would do with the phone call in ova 3. I just finished rewatching these too :(

[thekingofcardgames]

where episode 8 of hellsing abridged malakodistudio.

[asdlom]

3:05 Dawh I lost the game! xD

[TheFirstEvil100]

When will episode 8 come out

[xtrem3rd]

Can't wait for number eight! Want to see Alucard dance off with lots of people.

[sup3rp3nguin]

DON"T MAKE ME SLAP A BITCH! HA lol

[Cloud701]

Damn it! I lost again!

LOL!

[Imgoingcrazy52]

7:06 Is the booze photo-shopped in, or is it in the actual anime?

[DranzerWolborg]

Ever considered doing a tutorial on Abridging?

[AndreBaeta1]

when you made the part since min. 4:08 did you take that from the movie Goodfellas?

[disedoo06]

Alucard: the hell?

[MrMrhellsing]

Andy:what the heck is that.

Alucard:I think its an old dorito.

Me:wtf(presses the x)ohhh u guys are despicable.jk btw

[WarCollider]

I'll admit it.

When that thing popped up on the bottom at 4:49, I moved to close it without even thinking about it. I'm so used to having to do that in almost any video I look at on Youtube. Gave me a good laugh.

[RukisxGoldxPants]

lol I found proof that I watch Hellsing too much.

at the part where Seras said they were filming her and it went to the Geese, I recognized the arm and video camera as Dok's from OVA 4

[CristianApostol]

these make me wanna watch the ovas again

[ShamanDragon10]

Lol i just noticed that everyone wear the same Gloves XD

[Darkman9000]

Definately a fun series. Enjoying it so far, I even like the whole vampires into dancing, and the music references are funny as hell.

Hopefully they'll finish with the OVAs soon so you guys don't have to wait too long for more episode materials.

[Uruboros72]

MAXWELL IS FUCKING DOMINIC CORLEONE!!!!

[narutolove12]

omg hellsing is a mafia?!

[darkelite94]

rapping with jesus? id totally buy that cd!

[formerfreak]

*falls over laughing holding sides* the game ahahahaha

[Pooky1991]

You guys shouldbe voice actors:D LOL These never fail to amuse me!

[Eregwen]

OK, Malakodis? I must say that in addition to having one of the only professional and genuinely funny Hellsing parodies on YouTube (as far as I've seen), you've got some truly awesome taste in music. I've wound up getting a ton of songs, of several different genres, off iTunes after hearing them in this series, and you've introduced me to Man Man, whose style is basically right up my alley. Kudos.

[Byakugan237]

The camera at 02:13 xD

almost didnt noticed that^^

Hope you bring us the next episode soon^^

[TheFallenChaos]

lol, this is the best of all the Hellsing Abridged series i've seen. Thanks so much. ^_^

[MrEventide]

ok i'm sure loads of people have asked this already and i'm sorry if you're sick of hearing this....but when will the next part be ready?? this is one of the most under appreciated abridged series i have ever seen and is one of the funniest of all time (ok i guess you can tell i'm a fan) i adore hellsingbut you guys make fun of it in a good way if that makes sense :)

[irekayevatsnay]

what did maxwell call himself, the carpoe of iscariot?

[ryuksiner]

I wonder what girl pip is talking about perhapse's well find out hmmmm?

[xXxMiaHellsingxXx]

3:05 Damn, I lost the Game...

[303116789]

LOL THIS EPISODE ROCKED!!

[neripinkstar]

lol Alucard loves Bruce Willis... CLASSIC!

*imagines Alucard dancing Brazilian music in Rio* FFFFF.... The hell no! xDDDD

[xXxMiaHellsingxXx]

Was I the only person who went to click the X when the itunes thing poped up? God I feel like an idiot

[Eregwen]

@xXxMiaHellsingxXx

You most certainly were not. :P

[thecleverfovie]

Not to sound dumb, but what does it mean when she says "I'm Seras, anshanti"? Or however you spell it.

[kuramalover10]

this is pretty good, keep up the good work ^^

[LOCOFOOL]

So i gotta say this is the BEST ABRIGDE I'VE SEEN! :D Anderson is now my favorite character! Haha, than good old Alucard!

[Sunqueen86]

Alucard: Oh I heard vacation, can I come too....Woah looks like this Bitch need some sleepy time pills

Best line today!

[roodhoofd74123]

I can SO see Alucard lock Walter in the lavatory XD

[kankurofangirl1]

Awwwwww Anderson!

[TheInvshika]

SHAKE IT LIKE IT'S VOLUNTARY

[indhibeta]

I dare Enrico's voice actor to say 'how U doing?'

[Malakodistudio]

@indhibeta good idea for future eps, lol.

[phocjame]

@Malakodistudio What is the name of the intro song for these videos?

[roodhoofd74123]

I lolled SO hard when Walter said: My deepest apologies ma'am. He locked me in the lavotry. XDDD I can already see Alucard doing that =P

[CrystalStarlight95]

I've watched all of these nonstop all the way through, I'm sad there isn't any more xD

I'll be waiting for episode eight :D!

[Malakodistudio]

@CrystalStarlight95 I'm kinda sad there aren't any more yet either, but we're working away on it, I can't wait to show you guys.

[CrystalStarlight95]

Woot! I can't wait! :D

~

Pip: Who is zat guy? And why is he staring at ma weiner?

Best line ever :D

[Dementedphoenix]

@Malakodistudio Are you guys working on multiple episodes or just number 8? Also, when you continue releasing episodes, do you plan on doing the entire series?

[OrochimaruOchiba]

OMG! That was effing hilarious when the ad showed up!

[MegaVanillawafer]

I think it's an old dorito XD

[yazzor828]

DAMNIT i clicked the ad?!?!?! you win this time hellsing!!

[XDIchigoKurosakigx]

sweeny todd? SWEENY TOOD MANHANTON???? lulz watchmen abridged reference XD

[formerfreak]

next ep please

[BlackOps78321]

lol "Everybody on this show wears these damned gloves, and I hate 'em"

*Integra looks at gloves

[thecleverfovie]

@BlackOps78321 I thought about it...and it was actually true. O_o

[shade367]

This is the best Hellsing abridged series out there, and one of my favorites next to TeamFourStar's DragonBall Abridged series.

[AquaPhoenix2006]

".....like a retarded gazelle sitting on the waterside."

ROFL

[bloodlust177]

its a old dotrito

[ryuksiner]

nice one d- i mean mala  :3

[SarItachi79]

Ass-flaps FTW!!!XD

[HollowTearsOfJoy]

Pure lol XD

[Nyoko12]

Ok commenting about this, I lost the gamen thanks allot.

[dathtyler13]

mafia iscariot!

[greatzalic]

Alucards hotter shit than the playdough spaghettie factory !

[QTTWF]

How can you hate 300?

[devilax96]

WHEN IS THE NEXT EPISODE GONNA BE????

[Malakodistudio]

Were still working right along on it. Another way to say it would be, I have no idea. lol

[ACruelPicture]

lol at mafia referances!!

[VinCon01]

*raises hand*

Made it freaking hilarious when "Andy" started flipping out.

[albertwesker471]

canadians dont talk like that you asshole

[kabutofan87]

BUt the White gloves mean they are an important character XD lol

[kusarigama238]

holy crap i just noticed that! Everybody does where gloves!

[kabutofan87]

Whats so funny about me bitch XD

I love how Maxwell is freaking out about the Gloves.

[angelica462]

rofl, i swear im gonna go crazy if someone doesnt click that1 XD thank you! lol, at first i thought it was real :P love your series!

[TheWolverineReviwer]

3:05 ... I lost the game

[im2not2cory]

i wanted to see thier hats

[evfan13]

AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! I LOST AGAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!­!!!

>:0 lol funny vid. keep it up plz

[pattonspie]

affirmative agent blue balls !

[hk3344]

lol the fake pop and Caramelldansen really? lol

[wbenga]

Gahhh Why does the background music seem so familiar!!!! i could swear it's from KH... is it?

[wbenga]

durring 3:05

[Malakodistudio]

@wbenga It is! good ear on ya!

[wbenga]

thank you

[GamerzHideaway]

@wbenga Background music in the beginning? If not, then where?

[Soukougnan]

ogodlol "shake it like it's voluntary!"

&i really tried to close that damned itunes thing when it popped up. high five for that!

[uchihatheitachi]

"sneaky bitch!" XD

[MakaiDeSenkei]

Crap! The Bloody letter made me lose the game! *dies inside*

Anyway, keep this freakin-pimp-slappin-laffy-taf­fy-chewing-disco-dancing-serie­s coming! XD

[SzayelApporoGranz6]

"My deepest apologies ma'am he locked me in the labrotory" XDDD

[TheGraviox]

i thought he said lavatory

[SauceofAwesom]

"Don't make me slap a bitch!". :D

And my favorite...

"What the hell is that?!?"

"What are you taking about andy?"

"That thing at the bottom of the screen!"

"I think its an old dorrito.". XD