Human sperm under a microscope

[worldwildwest]

What Pet Shop are willing to buy my Little Tadpoles??? On my other Hand I'm Thinking of Posting it on eBay for the Highest Bidder!!!!

[TheKushNinja]

So were did you get the sperm from?

[rltw04]

Le gross

[whovskiy]

You are great! This video is very philosophical. And I like your music. Is there tabs or notes for it?

[Jkbandjkband]

Couple ?'s

1st do I was in my dads nuts w/ s bunch of other ppl? And the I got into my mothers

V

[dieselboy87]

i had to masturbate to get those little bastards out of my balls, but now they are growing in there again ;(

[Markitikki]

@dieselboy87 LOL :D

[Love123Austin]

Somebody is eating peoples....

[sublogyma]

Velicoraport: ''  if another sperm made it first, would'nt I be born or would I've looked different.''

[thejanitorssuccess]

its a fap

[anzek111]

Damn.... i was fast xP

[The4670]

i feel like im not jerking off for a while :S

[motocg555]

I find this difficult to masturbate to...

[tincannabiscuits]

watching this after a nice ejaculation feels good

[moyisbick]

This makes me sad for some reason.. Like those are alll kids that will never see life

[yasani4life]

If i step on sperm

They actuly die?

[difficultsyllables]

You know you have a better chance of winning the lottery 1,000 times than being born? cause probably 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,­000 sperm are produced everyday around the world. Every time you blow your load after you jack off you squirt out 190 million of your kids. Jack off every day for 5 years and you kill about 346,750,000,000 sperm. We are very lucky to be here.

[gaminkalv]

Amazing.... that is whats on my hand right now.

[513986916]

I'm the one that made it!!

[randy9121]

Next episode of "I shouldn't be alive"

[videocritic2463]

i shared my dads balls with another 50 billion guys/girls.... im a bit disturbed right now.

[GriimX]

what's the song?

[wazankash]

9gag anyone?

[wazankash]

9gag

[wazankash]

9gag baby

[andrebordeaux]

Awesome... These images bring me so many questions about life... really incredible... But.... DNA =/= genes...

[KaKaGaNu]

woohoo sperm party!!!

[KaKaGaNu]

beautiful!!!

[TessTheScLientist]

damn those things are fast O.O

[spudmuffin99]

and THIS is what Tea-Baggers think are people...

[AAAmitD]

9gag baby

[xcallmethebigggx]

Poor things looking for the egg and lost

[dylanjb100]

Crazy little mother fuckas

[ScoutCrafter]

Awesome!

[bobbyknight1970]

I want those sperm swimming in my eyes. Well in my mouth would be okay too. Yes I'm a guy.

[opmike343]

Dat flagellum.

[upsilon905]

Thanks for this, wonderful song!

[Irregulation]

n high school, I borrowed a microscope from the school (to do awesome science 'n shit.) I ended up whacking it and looking at my stuff under the scope. LIVE SPERM IS AMAZING TO LOOK AT, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S YOUR OWN.

-Reddit

[xXST3ALTHx5NIP3RXx]

So many babies

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

@microscopespermia basically its like putting a bomb in a chinese hospital? there jstu gonna come back in like 12 seconds anyway.

[thebayareapimp]

I'm gonna do this with my sperm :)

[Indervallervooooooo]

the miracles of life man...watching this just blows ur mind we were all once one of these tiny sperm cells

[DrSlimeX]

400x magnification looks like the road traffic in India =)

[juanlmesl]

aww your babys are cute

[DontClickOurURL]

I don't know how I got to this video, but I think of it to be like watching a fish tank.

[AcousticDude17]

damn thats only 1 microliter?

[wallaguest1]

what the black nail is for?

[clnmyjts]

when the bees die thus will be the end of humanity? who said that?

[NinjaSaiden]

Cant beleive I lived in my dads balls at once o_o

[NewOrleansboii]

@NinjaSaiden Yeah, it's kinda hard to wrap my head around lol

[TheInternationalLore]

U have a very good sperm count and motility! Your little guys run fast lol

I am a sperm donor, but i have never seen mine: hopefully i will get my microscope and see them lol

[Rivannous]

now i will castrate myselv.

[austinr420]

looks like a bunch of those little piss ants

[dc1313drc]

this made my balls hurt

[RainMyers]

The 400x Dark field towards the end, why are some Dark and others almost translucent?

[890slay]

And it takes only one of those to be you...

[loveeehk]

they look happy and excited

[siesiechampion]

Yuck....but its us smh

[2001060603]

What the hell was that!!!!!!! :(

[Pasghetti3]

nice video! The Music is soothing but there are minor glitches and playing faults audible. Nevertheless keep up the good work and playing ;)

[fordxbgtfalcon]

200,000,000 white wigglers...

[davidfordapple]

of course its his you do what you must because we can

[kickiniitbak]

I maybe the fastest but I probably wasn't the best looking :(

[opnwydr]

masturbating for science. What a service!

[wrich16]

relevant username



[PokeMaster6682]

What happens when you add water?

[RunescapeZkid]

haha he makes a account called micrscospermia hahahaah

[waz165]

Little tadpoles

[punchmaster123]

Go little spermies!

[UncleSamProduction]

So whenever you feel bad just remember. You were the fastest.

[dannyboy11490]

wow what a beautiful video!! and the music is so great, im impressed!!! great relaxin folk music ^^

[blobbyhilliam]

look at em swimmin all around

[OMG999ful]

It's kind off scary felling that they live in my body OMG :0 !!!!!

[JLemosify]

@pittielove Lets do it :)

[pittielove]

i want a boyfriend and a microscope now

[vochitoken]

why it has to be diluted in saline solution?

[INUMIMI28]

Very educational video, Thank you for uploading

[BeePeR183]

this is awesome

[BeePeR183]

so you had fun doing this then i bet. sweet

[bry5318]

how long can sperm live after they have been.....released?

[neverbackdown48]

So wait you masterbated just to make this video

[SuperScorp2010]

@neverbackdown48 i do it almost 3 times a day no big deal..

[WasabiMeal]

damn they're active little guys

[Blackbeautydesarae]

what r those round white thing

[koolaidandjake]

they look like larva

[fun1k]

Can i download the music? It's beautiful.

[dfalefitu]

6 people can't cum. LMAO

[catcoolishcat]

What makes them move ?

[MagaCarey]

@catcoolishcat

Mitochondria

[SuperScorp2010]

@catcoolishcat because they are like little ted poles

[PizzerTheBoy]

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS?

[CreepyboyProductions]

Hmm that's why my balls are always jumping around

[darthvaderroxs]

the fuck these move?

[thatsamiam]

ermm 20cm is NOT about a foot. 30cm is.

[Felfire90]

just over 17 years ago I was a bouncing ball of protein and genes. in a vagina. shit.

[KLEEJR95]

Sorry if this is rude... But... Was that your sperm...?

[Microscospermia]

@KLEEJR95

It's not rude to ask. Yeah, it's mine. For science.

[LeahMotherIsTheShizz]

@Microscospermia

how did the teacher/professor even ask that? "I need the guys to provide a semen sample for everyone to observe" ?

[mrsupermega]

@Microscospermia

yeah

im getting mine this christmas and i have to check it out!

[ThumbsAreUp]

@Microscospermia Heheheh, for science :)

[Rivannous]

@Microscospermia

is it wrong that my balls are itching now, knowing that those... thingies are inside them?

[Kvokki]

@Microscospermia How do you produce the bright and dark field versions?

[jcfan1000]

@Microscospermia HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA man that was hilarious!!! "For science" man you just made my week!

[Tonestone420]

@Microscospermia So one day you decided "I am going to masturbate... Look it it closely with a microscope and show everyone on youtube!!" ? I've actually thought of doing it myself.. So what did you masturbate to? video? internet porn? magazine? or pictures on your computer?

[JakeSanctum]

AHAAHA NOBODY'S THERE!!!!!!!

[SibaNL]

ow yeah and i won the race of all that 633853798532145772248943868964­214574783779655586366227659853­78 buttheads

[SibaNL]

3:18 hey thats me there on the right

[762459]

Everytime you jack off, you commit genocide. 

[Microscospermia]

@762459

Not really. And sperm cells that are not "used" by ejaculation are recycled by the body anyway. So, either way sperm are dying by the millions every day (millions per day for for every single guy!). But they are also being produced by the millions every day.

[untoashes777]

@Microscospermia and those were lucky they r in youtube ;0

[cebolaloco]

@Microscospermia so i can sleep in peace now hehe

[Willenskraftz]

@Microscospermia just ignore those stupid lack of comment sense religious freaks. i dont mind the religious ppl that understand the the fundamental of how to be a good person and live life ... but those that carries to the extreme ... cant do this can do that .. its a sin.... RELIGION teaches u to live in moderations!

[susah135]

I was once one of them

[LAXfresh349]

I can't believe I killed all those motherfuckers just from a little race. lol the must be pissed off

[DudePersonThingMan]

I guess the video is to all the people who think sperm dies when it hits the air, also, to mircrsospermia, how long did all of these sperm live until they all stopped moving, dead?

[tuguldur522]

ok

i feel bad for masturbating now

im killin all those cells and its kinda sad

[zerobuu]

@tuguldur522 but they would have died anyway if they dont get used.

[tuguldur522]

@zerobuu  true

[natsukage123]

@tuguldur522 think of it this way, a normal male human produces sperm constantly. if the sperm is not used, at each cycle of 77 days or so (i think), the sperm will be destroyed and be replaced by new sperm. So even if u don't masturbate, the cells will end up dying anyway, unless u can garantee to give each one of your sperm a girl's egg, then u'd be fine :D

[sanjesanju]

why some sperms are not moving ?

[IbanezGio122]

@sanjesanju they are dead

[IrelandInfiniti]

is there a way to tell which are male are female?

[panostsak]

Your sample? :P

[Microscospermia]

@emwikts1970jh

They do not have much sense of where they are going.

[jasonguyperson]

takes me back to the good ol' days.

[tylerf13ful]

i won the race!

[VaterZzz]

hahahahaha u can see the retard ones! ow,ow there is crippled one!

[tissuebox20]

i was lucky :)

[PRgirl181]

They all look so busy lol like get out of my way bitches im bringing some life to this world lol

[rickhatfat12567]

they look like tadpoles but smaller way smaller and white lol

[AnimaliaHolocaust]

I'm having a bit of trouble seeing them in my microscope- I have it at 600x and I see plenty of stuff, but no movement- anything I may be doing wrong? (I'm a bit new to this)

[Microscospermia]

@AnimaliaHolocaust

600X is too high a magnification. It is very hard to see anything at 600X. Try something like 40X to 100X at most. The sperm cells will be small, but easily visible. Also it helps to dilute the sample with salty water. It should be salty enough that is tastes like seawater. It is not as easy as it looks to get a good view. Keep trying!

[kenalbus]

Well done video. Thank you.

[petritnikqi]

and it creeps me out, these motherfuckers live in my body..

[petritnikqi]

shit ..i cant believe i was that small..

[c00lkarten1]

Good old times when I was a fish with 1000 freinds :D

[ThouShaltNotComment]

You must have had a glorious orgasm.

[mancool124]

@ThouShaltNotComment roflmao

[macarthur19]

MY BOYS CAN SWIM!

[MultiJohnnyBravo]

@elkingtr lol

[elkingtr]

I just got a microscope and mine have three heads?? is that bad?? should I stop masturbating???

:(

[Ironman6432]

@elkingtr i just means your babies will have 3 heads... down there

[mschlaf]

@elkingtr No, that just means your kids will ride the short bus.

[elkingtr]

@mschlaf xD

[LAXfresh349]

@elkingtr your sperm might be deformed big time.

[dabigjokeoftheday]

BTW.the whole million on the tip of a pin is BS....hundred is more like it

[Microscospermia]

@dabigjokeoftheday

That's right. Definitely not a million. If the head of a pin is 1 mm in diameter, then 20 sperm cells will stretch across it head to tail. About 300 sperm cells will stretch across it laying side-by-side. About 20,000 sperm cells packed close together (like sardines?) would cover the whole head of the pin.

[jarodjenkins]

This is why you dont get teenage boys microscopes for christmas.

[ognimoddd]

@jarodjenkins lol nice one =P

[Microscospermia]

@jarodjenkins

That's right! You sure would not want them to grow up and become SCIENTISTS!!

[jwdesign336]

How long does sperm live out in the open?

[kaasis85]

i feel like a grand murderer now looking at these tiny lively beings that I so often just leave floating in my bed sheet I call a cumsheet which is then stashed somewhere behind the bed...until they suffocate and die off...millions and millions of them...all dead...it's a genocide

[TheEvilCabbages]

NAO I WILL NAT JACK OFF

[TheEvilCabbages]

AWW SHIT DEES THANGS IN MY DICK FUCKING SCARY I WANT TO CHAP MY DICK OFF NAO O_O

[betawarrior60x]

What did you watch to get the little bastards out? =P

[DNYAP]

HEY I SAW MY BROTHER ON THAT VIDEO!!! HOLLA, BRO!

[saganemc2]

@Moco159 never thought about it like that! What a confidence booster!!

[JanPawel3WersjaBeta]

Did they died?

[LAXfresh349]

@JanPawel3WersjaBeta yep.

[MrJj5333]

babies rnt sperm its the egg in the women

[carlossavala1]

Wonder.... ?:\hmmmm.. Whos is this ewwwwwww looking at another guys cum :o ima be sik

[MrAlpixoid]

Think of how many babies you kill when you jack off..well,off to pornland for me.

[Comp1337e]

2:46

Actually, 3mm/min = 180mm/hr = = 18 cm/hr

20 cm is actually around 2/3 of a foot, as one foot is 30.48 [internation,U.S.] cm.

But anyhow, go video nonetheless.

[0pteryx]

Millions of potential humans- Who knows, one of them could be the next Hitler or Newton.

[Moco159]

This makes me proud to born, I beat millions of other sperm cells yeah!

[MultiBrados]

@Moco159 Ya it's amazing when you think deeply about it :))

[FaizAccel555]

what will girl do when watching this?

[charliejames92]

if this is your music being played? its really good.

[Microscospermia]

@charliejames92

Yup, it's my music. Two tracks overlaid. Thanks for the comment.

[ParaglidingManiac]

Sperm can be visible at 100x? Shit...

[XatechChaos]

I feel bad about masturbating now. Poor, poor adorable little sperm.

[ScramUK]

They seem lost...