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  • Ok well I'm a christian and I beleive in Jesus. You beleive in a a guy that never even walked on earth. So I'm a Christian and I'm bigger than you and I could kick your ass so does that mean your god is fake?

  • "Another bomb for Jesus." Hilarious.

  • "my god carries a hammer. your god died nailed to a cross. any questions?"

  • I would rather die in battle, and be rewarded to drink train and fight in Valhalla with the Einherjar, then die a straw death because I haye payed tribute to an ill tempered cruel despotic desert warlord, and takes it upon themself to decree that by there standards I am forgiven, because they will take my sin away. Beware of gods that do not know how to laugh and admire the courage of mortal men.

  • jesus is the risen from the dead living son of the only true God.

    jesus is the only way the only truth the only life.

    jesus is the only way to heaven.pray this say heavenly father i

    confess my sins to you God i confess jesus is lord.i beleive jesus died on the cross and rose from the dead on the third day. i denounce satan and all his works.in jesus name amen.

    and youll be saved and when you die youll go to heaven youll be with jesus forever.

  • plus he destroyed the world for the wickedness and violence that men where doing and saved eight souls alive, giving them the promise of a rainbow that he would never again destroy the earth with water. and odi has a spear and a rainbow bridge sounds like he's not done much in the past ,present, so I don't think it's wise to follow some thing that will be cast down at the first sign of the come of the ALMIGHTY GOD who's sword proceeds out of his mouth and will rule with a rod of iron.

  • well you should look into revelations 19 th chapter cause that's jesus look at sodom and gommorah jesus did that and Jericho he did that. the reason Isreal has a hard time is they didn't listen to jesus if they had then they would have slayen all who possessed the land before them but instead the made an agreement with them thus. God (thats jesus to) told them because they disobeyed they were told that they would be a thorn in their side all the days of there life.

  • HAIL ODIN FROM USA

  • Funny thing, but Oden and Thor never wanted peace. Both gods have been called as war god. All of the viking warriors trained in life to claim his rightfull place in Valhalla, then to fight in ragnarok at their gods side.

  • this is funny as hell, i subbed

  • I'm not condoning the acts committed by the Norse Pagans when they were on the warpath because alot of the shit they did was pretty bad, but at least they could just shrug their shoulders and say "Hey, it's, just, what we do. Nothing personal. " The ONLY thing the Norse Pagans and the "big three" agree on is that everyone goes to hell except the special people who simply believed. It doesn't matter if your nicer than anyone else, you SUFFER because your WRONG!!! Which is why all religions suck.

  • @HeavyMetalRedneck666

    While Christianity in general has many people saying that you will go to Hell to suffer for all eternity for lack of belief, Nordic beliefs has an afterlife know as Helheimr which unlike Christian hell isn't a realm of suffering but a peaceful realm of death that those whom do not die a warriors death or not chosen by the gods find abode, it is Niflheimr that those whom are deemed to be punished are sent, those that find pleasure in acts of dishonor such as murder and rape

  • The only thing I'll say as far as comparing the two religions, at least the Norse paganism was more open and honest about the whole "fight and kill" stuff. Christianity, Judaism, and Islam all preach of peace and shit, but more people have been killed and tortured in this world over who's right between the three (which is bullshit on so many levels considering they are all the SAME FUCKING THING!!!!). That fact alone make them all hypocrites, which on some levels, is worse than openly killing.

  • Haha Actually Im Norse Pagan my friend hes More celtic but he still respects and worship the Norse Gods. But we are enlisting in the army to go fight in the middle east. Looks like jesus needs some help from some Norse Pagans to fix up his home land. My brothers and sisters wish me luck and a great death. I am or may not die. But none the less. My view is always to Valhalla and the Gods will guide us! To Valhalla I ride!

  • Hail brother keep it up!

  • great video my brother!

  • i look forward to drinking with you in the halls of valhalla.

    i cried with laughter watching this.

  • And you! (the video narrator) just because shit happens in Israel doesn't mean It's the Christians fault in case you didn't know those are "JEWS" but you do have a point. if this is peace why are so many people dying. Look at the places the religions are located at middle east (fucked up attitudes and super egos) United States (Strong mislead Patriotism thats somehow tied to christianity and relied on by so many people that hate us) and the Norse region laid back people that mind own business.

  • Jews don't give two shits about Jesus. Whats the point?

  • Fucking Jesus. If there wasn't for his Christianity crap, we would still worship the Norse Gods X(

  • @ND999taufan Since when did Slavs worship the Norse Gods?

  • @HonestBollocks Well I do not, I just say that I would prefer to be raised in a country that did. Religions used to be complex & interesting, well compared to Christianity.

  • @HonestBollocks Perun is very similar to thor, and so is bal, but they were not the same pantheon as the norse, nut had similar values.

  • You are out of your mind. The Jews think Jesus is a lower order prophet.

  • Alright... if you'd actually take the time to read the Bible, it'll actually state that right now, we're in our last days. And the last days (meaning end of the Earth) will START IN ISRAEL AND SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE MIDDLE EAST. And later the rest of the Earth. Norse Pagan. Fake gospel...

  • @CRUCOM And how many times have people been saying the world is going to end? Isreal has been at war since before they were even called Israel. Just because he is a believes Jesus is a bad person doesn't mean you have to go off and make end of the world predictions. Now I'm not agreeing with him but Isn't that how most wars start off! With a person saying someone or something sucks!

    P.S. I'm Christian and I respect other peoples beliefs. which is what many people lack these days RESPECT!

  • Europeans must return to their pagan values and then the Europeans will cope with most modern problems.

  • @AryanNationsRevival hahahaha your such a retard, your religion goes against science, the earth is not 4000 years old you know retard. There is no evidence for your god or your jewish zombie Jesus, the bible has proved nothing for humanity, but wars and bullshit, Christianity stands in the way for scientific progress, you sir are retarded and your believes are as worthless as any religion. RETARD HAHAHAHAHA fuck jesus fuck god............. im still alive, where is your god?

  • Jesus was halfjew for fucks and mohammed was a pedophile!

    Moses was actually acording to new findings most likely a son off Hatshepsut off egypt!

    Most if not EVERYTHING in the bible is nothing but pure copy off other better religions the flood for example is actually a sumerian myth off the hero Gilgamesh!

    So it is you judeochristians and muslims who are the heathens for just about NOTHING in your writings is original!

    "True living god"? PHA!!!!

  • Pretty funny that you follow a middle eastern religion AryanNationsRevival and also he was king of the jews hahahaha and your a white supremacist hahaha yet you worship an arab religion lol dumb cunt.

  • It is kinda funny is´nt it?

    I was twelve when I found this out!(Not that it was´nt in plain sight actuallyBut I have never credited Abrahamists(Christ,Mohammed,Je­w) with an overabundance off intellect!!!!

  • @AryanNationsRevival hahahahahaha, i know this was from a year ago, but when i read it, i lol'ed pretty hard..

  • @AryanNationsRevival a nazi that worships a kike? hahahahahaha stupid ass motherfucker, get a life. and worship Odin and Thor, the true gods of the north

  • "Look at the wood work," lmao!

  • You must be extremely narrow minded.

    The Jews never accepted Jesus, which is why they are still Jews and not Christians. But you couldn't tell the difference, could you?

    And the prime Norse God was Odin/Wotan, not Thor (which was his son); and Odin was most likely a Teutonic chieftan who lived in the Caucasus area, much closer to Israel than Scandinavia. His decendants who worshipped their forefathers brought their religion with them when they eventually immigrated to Scandinavia.

  • @Huldumavur who cares, simply mocking a religion which consists of ex alcos junkies and sluts who go around saying your going to hell if you dont convert to their stupid fairytale religion is good enough and fun enough for me hahaha fuck the bible bashers.

  • @shermonator88

    Jesus ain't no God, he's a fucking pussy.

  • Well spoken shermonator88!

  • @Huldumavur You just effectively ignored history. Good job mate, you're a stupid fucker.

  • @Huldumavur Even if any of which you just said was slightly true, the fact still remains, God doesn't exist and is a part of your imagination. If you don't want to accept this scientifically proven fact, keep lying to yourself buddy.

  • By the curls in Odin's beard, this is a damn good video, man! You have just made yourself another subscriber! Heathen pride, mate!

  • I think a better term could be Animism or just simply polytheism!

    Any way!

    HAIL TO THE NORSE GODS!!

  • @TheShadowwolf88 Hail, comrade! I do not allow terms to bother me, I am not a damned finicky kyke-worshipper. XD I laugh my ass off every damn time I watch this video!

  • Hail back comrade!

    PS:Kyke?

  • @TheShadowwolf88 A term for jews.

  • Aha!

  • You dont see genocide or dead kids or anything like that in Scandinavia. great vid Brother. And yes i do believe it says in the bible that gay marriage and homosexuality is wrong.

    the Norse Gods favor those because of their actions

    NOT THE THINGS THEY HAVE NO FUCKING CONTROL OVER (cough cough the christ god)

    Thanks for making the video. HAIL ODIN!

  • LOL!!!

  • hEY MATE, GOOD SHOW.

  • LMAO, awesome.

    "That's a man who looks like he gets things done."

    And the ending - epic. xD

  • Damn i want to Emigtate to Norway.

    Are the politicians there, the same traitors like in germany, letting every carpet riding mohammed in???

  • Yes, by Loki's balls they are! And it gets worse every fucking day!

  • Oh gods! I nearly wet myself! That was funny. 'look they got whole ships here' lol. Awesome. ;) I loved the thor hammer comment. ^.^ I am so happy more Norse men are becoming more vocal. ^.^ I think it would be funny to put thor and jesus in a fight. Then we can decide who is the best though... Keep making these mate!

  • Mate im getting more subscribers and friend requests everyday so the more of that shit i get, the more of these i make, thanks for the comment, may the gods watch over you my fellow Pagan.

  • Israel rejected their God, so Israel is under the punishment of Israel and this is why there is blown up stuff in Israel. If you read the Bible, God promises a new Jerusalem made of Gold and silver and crystal.

  • Israel is under the punishment of israel? dont you mean Israel is under the punishment of God? and whats with your name, you do know that God supposedly hates the very idea of homosexuality.

  • lol sorry...typo. I mean "Israel is under the curse of God." The Bible predicts terrible calamities befalling upon the Jews. The holocaust, suicide bombs, etc., are part of the plan. Sorry about my youtube screen name...I made it to annoy someone. By the way, Scandinavian girls are hot!

  • Gold, Silver and crystal......sounds like god wants to Nuke it.

  • Yeah, the Scandinavians started off pretty butch with the Vikings, Odin and Thor etc. but they've f*cked up recently with flat-pack Ikea crap, Abba, lego and crappy porno. XD

  • ... and let's nof forget bloody Saabs, and Volvos, and saunas, and poxy smorgasbords, whatever they are ...

  • Drink youre tea and shut up.

  • Yes tea drinkers sure do whinge a lot when they have jesus delusion in their hearts.

  • saabs and Volvos were made strictly to cause tarffic jams in front of Christians, nothing like making them late for church : )

  • isael jus sux

    jesus is cool though =3

  • fucking awesome man

  • LMAO!!FUCKING TRUTH!!

  • Excellent vid mate. Totally agree as its what I've been telling Christians for years.

    Your final comment about Jesus being nailed and Thor weilding a hammer......pure class that mate ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

  • Odin FTW

  • Yet another awesome and scarily true video! Nice work there dude. Loved the pics of Scandinavia!

    This really made me laugh. Especially "Oh look, another bombed out israeli shithole!".

    So many good points here. Love the way you belittle this shitty religion.

    5 Stars and Favourited!

  • lmfao i aint laughed that hard for ages thank you so much for uploading this ha ha ha

  • Yes im glad you loved it THEDEMON1989

    Christians never shut up about how jesus is about love and peace yet he cant even save the land of his birth, the cunt is useless....Hail Odin & Thor!

  • Ummm, cute, but mildly Ironic given that Odin was the Chieftan God of a Warrior cult, and Norway is pretty much Lutheran Nation.

  • Ummm Christianity is a cult, i dont see norse Pagans knocking on peoples doors asking them to accept some hippie jew like jesus as their personal saviour!

  • Yeah was Lutheran, obviously you dont watch too much t.v, the Pagan religion in Norway is making a big comeback, over this year alone 20% of the Norwegian Christians have reverted back to Odinism because they said the promise of jesus is not working and are going back to the Gods of their ancestors, it's good i think, worshipping another countries god and betraying your ancestors is the ultimate shame!

  • Åsatru and forn sed, not odinism, odinism pretty much dont exist in Norway.

    odinism tends to be political and in my opinion wrong, especially in usa. while in scandinavia it pretty much dont exist.

    Åsatru and forn sed are more correct ways to follow it. Non scandinavians seems to misunderstand a few things regarding that.

    I dont follow Åsatru myself, its more of a hobby/interest for me. But one of my friends is the leader of the åsatru and blot group of this fylke.

  • *non-scandinavians

  • And i can add, for people who say Norway is a christian country, in theory yes, but in reality no, we are a atheist country.

    Only 32% of our population belive in god/gods, and 10% of those are immigrants.

    And the amount of christians decrease all the time, most of the christians in Norway are old people, i dont know any young person that is a christian.

    However, 45% of the population belive in spirits/ghosts. Which is quite interesting.

    You find the same numbers in denmark,sweden and iceland.

  • Hahah you've got a point there! Hilarious.

  • awesome

  • Thank you very much QueenofSnow, you are more than welcome! : D

  • Fuck yeah. Odin rules. Im converting to paganisim. Jesus can keep bending over for his farther

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