Bachmann Leaves Presidential Race

[ridethesky1]

Sweet! now if Santmorum would just please quit cuz everytime he says something my brain cells hit themselves against my skull.

[2manysecrets2]

@ridethesky1 : LOL

[MrPulcra]

oh republicans. lol

[Gsyk1370]

Knew she would quit eventually. But other than that, did anyone see the info bar at the bottom, they're auctioning off weapos used by Bonnie and Clyde, i got to get over to kansas city...

[Sceptile24]

John Wayne Gacy approves

[punkrock13331]

God has a plan for each of us? Keep your religion to yourself, lady.

[tom11zz884]

Obama policies are hardly "Socialist"

Good thing that bimbo is leaving, because she clearly doesn't have a clue on what she is talking about.

[MrPulcra]

@tom11zz884 yep you right on that. she has no clue

[blaan12]

Goodbye and good riddance crazy horse.

[youngbono18]

HA HA HA! SEE YA LATER, YOU PRO WAR NEOCON!

RON PAUL 2012! 

[Francebrasil]

On to a good job at Fox News. Pays well and appeals to dumb and dumber.

[lanier2k5]

lately, the repub's have been fielding the idiots from the woodwork! for years that is!

[lanier2k5]

Who will play Michelle Bachmann on Saturday Night Live?

[lanier2k5]

But, still an idiot!

[lanier2k5]

one less idiot!

[bleunt]

God apparently does not want her to become president.

[MLP88]

0:40 "Because Mr. Franklin and all the founders......"

You're lucky, Mrs. Bachmann, he isn't around to ridicule you with his astounding wit.

As a scientist, he was a major figure in the American Enlightenment and the history of physics for his discoveries and theories regarding electricity. He invented the lightning rod, bifocals, the Franklin stove, a carriage odometer, and the glass 'armonica'.

[RacerEckss]

He will be missed.....

[FastlikeHurricane]

Time to right a book LOL.

[MrGnarus]

curious necktie color marcus

[vidann1]

She will continue to be a dumbass. Please don't let the door hit her in the ass on the way out unless it smacks both her and Sarah Palin as it closes.

[MrGnarus]

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me...

[oneirishpoet]

@MrGnarus she sre sounds a lot like Stuart Smalley here, but with less sincerity (and MUCH more delusion!) seems like her Gawd must really HATE her, and why wouldn't She, it seems like Gawd wants her to spend more time with her closeted gay husband to try and figure out why they're both so fucking mentally retarded..b'bye BacKKKman we'll miss the crazy, really we will

[coltor9]

HAAAAAAAAHAAAAA!!!! Haha

Someone should ask the witch- How does it feel to be a giant LOSER!

The Tea Party lasted about 5 minutes!

What a joke. Now, the GOP is promoting Romney, just another BUSH!

The GOP should all just resign now and end the pain for them.

[KlipKultur5]

That was a long speech. Now be gone forever!

[BottleConcreteBlond]

Good for the country--bad for comedy.

[gonzo361]

huntsmann and perry be next

[oolong2]

I've never seen so many *likes* on a Bachmann video....

I guess people are just happy that this may be the last they'll hear from her.

[bryanpeace121]

Obviously God (like she said originally) didn't want her to run; she lost.

[RZetlin]

I feel sad now, where else would comedians get their writing material?

[iruparatso]

@RZetlin I wouldn't worry.  We still have Santorum, Perry, and Paul to choose from.

[watermelonygoodness]

She looks like she is trying not to cry.

[EmmeMck]

This is a joke the constitution seperates chruch and state and this was more of a prayer than a speech. Thank fuck she is gone

[Waranle]

oh the bitch is gone! get the fuck out you crazy worthless whore

[commandolam]

She's kinda hot when she realizes how retarded her effort to become president was.

[jag10]

Puppet Dictators are jumping for joy.

[DarthSchwartz]

lol

[dutchhaze1]

Their WATCHEENG OSSS!

[popasmuerf]

HA-HA! --Nelson Muntz

[TruthJockey]

Why did her five biological children merit individual recognition but those TWENTY THREE foster children did not? Did she keep them in a dark basement & feed them mustard sandwiches? Does she even know their names? Do they use numbers (1-23) instead? And can Marcus really suck a golf ball through a garden hose? And finally, to the people of Minnesota...how in the world did this fundamentalist nutter rise to such political prominence in your fair state? I thought Minnesotans were smart? O.o

[420gma]

@TruthJockey Well the people in her district aren't smart .Maybe their just weird like her. I do wonder what kind of people would vote someone like her into office .

[iruparatso]

@TruthJockey If you look at her district, you'll see that it's been gerrymandered to be the whitest, oldest, and smallest in the state.

[letsgetreal50]

Go away, just go away you ignorant religious nut case.

Hey Michele, What about, God telling you to run for president. You didn't hear God, you don't know God. If you were a Christian you wouldn't be a liar.

[fuyukidenka]

lol her husband has a cold swore 

[realityme]

Good riddens to a dumb birther.

[EuphoricImpact]

Couldn't happen to a better lady!

[Intervene]

Good riddance.

[thenewmike2012]

I predicted she would bow out after the Iowa Primary last night. Perry should also have dropped and almost did. Here is the order the remaining Pretenders will drop out....Perry and Huntsman will drop next week in New Hampshire, Newt will drop Jan 1/21/12 in S.Carolina. It will be Romney, Santorum & Paul until Nevada, where Santorum will drop. Paul, as usual will hang in there until Super Tuesday just to try to be a spoiler to the eventual nominee, Romney.

[justjulie37]

Bye Bye crazy lady !

[OpenInsanity]

LOL she's still touting that one straw poll.

[CatoLongHair]

I'll get my country back when idiots like you stop duping the masses.

[kaysandesses]

"Bachmann: I will continue to be a strong voice." hurrumph.... the fat dude sitting at the end of the bar with too many beers and bratwurst on board is making a more intelligent and cogent voice than Bachmann ever has.

[62netty]

Bye-bye! Good to see you go.

[PTurchan1]

Didn't Bachmann state that God told her to run for the presidency?

[exsinor]

@PTurchan1 God came back and told her to save her money and shut up. She only heard the money part.

[Philinspaces]

May the Lord Our God smite her re-election.

[MrOCbrian]

Michele Bachmann you are a self serving mean spirited harpy shrew. You truly know nothing about foreign policy and your Iran gaffe is proof of this. How dare you make false claims and exaggerate the truth.The Jimmy Fallon Show deserves an Emmy for what they did to you. FOOLISH old HAG. Tell Marcus to tone down the blush, you look like a clown.

[gallomex13]

WHOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!

[robinvan1983]

OMG already 4 RP drones... stating the same thing....

[PTurchan1]

@robinvan1983

They are efficient spammers.

[robinvan1983]

But who is she endorsing?

[therealmanos]

Now she needs to lose re-election.

[MRindependentTHINK]

Ron paul 2012

[millvalleyrn]

Blah blah blah ...  BYE !!!

[RedTory59]

Batshit crazy to the bitter end.

[henleythecat]

I always believed that she was really running for a 2012 contract with Fox Noise.

[iruparatso]

Marcus is so disappointed he can't be First Lady :(

He had all his dresses picked out and everything!

[nanaforiod]

@iruparatso i c what u did thar :}

[Sickboyfriend]

@iruparatso lol!

[sinlaael]

Thank god.

[dunivant66]

Good riddance!!! Repeal Obama care? LOL!!!

[AgainstAllGods]

Where's Nelson when you need him to say "Haw haw"!!!

[cromagnan]

Of couse she steps aside, she's been making crazy statements for years, no way she will ever make it to the White House.

[jfesmire]

Damn, enough of the superstitious crap, Michelle.

[gatorhighlights4]

Hahahahaha, that's right, get the fuck out, bitch. And don't you dare mention Benjamin Franklin; he would slap you for the hateful, non-sensical, deceitful BULLSHIT you've been peddling your entire career. Yeah, your fill your moral hole by adopting a few kids but deep down you're an idiot and a bigot. Fuck you and all.

[sevadaj]

Hey Michelle, its time for you to go back to the Insane Asylum where you escaped from!!!

[UltraVert]

A good day for America, a bad day for comedians everywhere....

[dddiegopan]

Los Panameños estamos con Ron Paul 2012.

No mas guerras ilegales ( Recuerdas 1989?)

[dunndudebemelol]

She will be forever grateful for her government handouts

[real934]

Good Riddance!!!

[dafttool]

Marcus has a quiche waiting for you back at home Michele. And then maybe you two can go back to charging the federal government to "discipline" the gay out of confused kids.

[Visfen]

Ron Paul 2012!

[snipzor]

Ah, that brought a tear to my eye. I haven't laughed this hard since Cain dropped out.

[dagger3001]

If you pause it at the right spot, you can actually see the devil retreat and look for the next idiot to back.

[medallish]

In my head I just heard a certain young turk say: Down goes Bachman!

Not that she had a damn chance imo.

[selmamyspace]

HA HA HA HA HA THERE IS A GOD

[star50ify]

Now if she would just leave America.

[smokenchill]

@star50ify haha

[tristbjorn]

@star50ify for the love of the rest of the world, please keep her! (you could always put her in some long-term self-storage)

[RJWooller]

I guess its Ron Paul time.

[TheKilgoretrout]

@RJWooller To quit? If so you are right