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  • Jeremy is the only person I'll tolerate smoking weed. Everyone else who smokes it is a fucking dumbass. Who cares if it doesn't lower your IQ or it isn't addictive. It still has a chance to cause cancer, and can damage your lungs just as bad as a cigarette.

  • @HeistPvP We don't need you to "tolerate" us, thanks.

  • @HeistPvP right well that's where you're wrong you ignorant fuck. One of the main active ingredients in cannabis, (CBD) is proven to have anti-cancerous chemicals and actually fights tumours by reducing them in size or even getting rid of them completely, and recent results of a 20 year long study have just been released that shows smoking weed up to 5 times a week has no long-lasting physical damage on your lungs. Whoever drinks alcohol is a fucking dumbass, that shit'll kill you.

  • @HeistPvP Interesting that studies have shown that people with higher IQs are more likely to smoke weed

  • @HeistPvP wow, I wish I had the moral high ground like you.

  • HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

  • omg this is just soo funny i gotta get me that joint 

  • What show episode? 

  • do you realize that he illegal passed pot from Belgium territory ?

  • That's a fucking joint :P

  • Clarkson is a fuckin boss

  • what the fuck, youtube sucks. someone reply so i don't forget to come back to this video...

  • @zenthex1234 Yo yo yo! Reply yes yes!

  • @stevenbitter uhh, nope. youtube still sucks. i can watch 25 minute tv shows, but not this...

  • @stevenbitter Yo dawg I heard you like replying so I replied to you're reply so you can reply whilst replying.

  • @noobs4president1 yeah boy ye be much appreciated!

  • wow if that things real. Good Luck Jeremy

  • Welcome to Holland mate, haha

  • What has USA to do with a British TV presentor who took a spliff when he crossed the border to the Netherlands?

  • So happy to live in California, best pot in the world and it is decriminalized so you don't have to worry about a thing!

  • @Lukeisonutube You're happy to live in california just because it's legal there? LOL California is so fucked up, but let's look past it and just focus on Cali's one good thing: legal marijuana :/

  • @peepeevagi You are dumb, pot was the topic, not earthquakes and corrupt politicians which is why I brought it up! But we Californians can look past all the bullshit, we live in paradise, and everyone who lives outside California wishes they lived here!

  • @Lukeisonutube 95% of your first comment is talking about pot and it being decriminalized :/

    And Cali is full of wetbacks and super stupid laws and rich assholes and other stuff. I prefer it here in Fuck you i've got a shotgun. Do you have an automatic AK and an 8 shot shotgun? NO YOU DONT. And fuck your state's going green BS. My truck gets 5 miles to the gallon because in AMERICA i should have the freedom to own such a beast. California is so unamerican D:<

  • @peepeevagi Sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to an insane racist. I won't take this conversation any further. Best of luck!

  • @Lukeisonutube Oh yeah, pull the race card when i'm just stating a fact. Just admit California is weak.

  • hahahahah !!! where is porn !!!!!! nice jeremy

  • The Netherlands aren't as free-minded as the rest of the world thinks... Or why else do you think all those Dutchies come down here (Belgium) and live it up? Because they're allowed to in their own country?

  • @BlackVegetable24 So that's your only reference to come to your conclusion? A couple of Dutchies who go abroad and have fun. Doesn't everybody in every country do the same once in a while?

  • Thumbs up for reddit!!!!

  • That joint will get you from normal to blazed in 3.4 seconds and have a top highness of [10]

  • @mliebana12 Kiakiakiakai Sweeeeeeeet:p

  • What show is this from?

  • @BobUy00 the best show ever..top gear

  • If pot was legalized in the U.S. that would pretty much get rid of your drug running problem.

  • @bandman232 Please, stop. Youre just giving all Americans a bad name. You and people like you are the reason that most of the world sees the good ol' USA as a country full of people who cant stand to hear that America isnt perfect. Usethebanana isnt insulting all of the USA, just you and the media. I am from Virginia and VERY proud of it, yet i understand that our country is full of flaws, as any country is.

  • @WDgames dude stop trollin fool

  • @compaqgt Im not trolling. Im making a point.

  • Ohh I'd like to smoke a joint with him!

    Image how awesome that would be? :O

  • I wonder if that was real.... Jeremy looks like a stoner so I'd say yes :P

  • what a great upload - say's the punchline in the title and has an annoying "check out videodart bs website" despite the fact it's the BBC's video! jokes!

  • I wish to god Jeremy would run for Prime Minister ! And that Joint certainly puts the Camberwell Carrot to shame....

  • did you see the size of that fag?! and the joint was pretty big too !

  • @eddp777 Tragicaly un-funny

  • @DillingerEscapeMan lol tragically not giving a shit ;) 

  • @rk7y actually i think it`s quite ridiculous that you took that serously.

  • Haha you can just buy that shit in a coffee shop in the netherlands where i live xD

  • @MrNeeles lucky bastard.... how expensive is it?

  • @thatkindofguy234

    idk, i don`t smoke ;P

    i think it`s not really expensive..

  • Epic

  • Yay for The Netherlands..

    Belgen zijn inderdaad debiel.

  • SMOKING DOOBIES

  • Right... Where's some pornography... After pulling out a massive huge spliff out of a box... Clarkson, no matter how much of a douche you are now, I can NEVER hate you. LOL You just owned everything and everyone!

  • the worlds greatest joint

  • @deanbrickland nope, this is the worlds largest joint :P

    watch?v=86h0o_tsU2k

  • @WNxRadeon That joint is tiny, i smoked a bigger one the part... You know what... never mind.

  • @TheJorens You have a massive penis

  • @BoyPocketsJr No, it`s ... kinda.... you know... average.

  • best scene EVER!

  • Holy shit I want that joint! :O

  • lol.

  • omfg that's epic.

    

  • awesome big ass Jamaican spliff!

  • I want to live on that side:D

  • :O i want!!!! fuck america...

  • this is AMAZING!!!

  • GOOD ONE! :D

  • Co za as.

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  • Hey Hey Hey smoke weed evryday :D

  • 2:28 PENGUIN MAN!!!! That guy's epic.

  • 2 people have to spend their entire lives listening to a bird

  • @Terminator6385 7 now

  • hhahahahhahahah i live in holland and i do this all the time!!!

  • lol....listening to a bird in a box....but if i lived here.........

    hilarious

  • @herambbarve I don't quite understand the "bird in a box" reference. What is he talking about?

  • @wineguy62 i dont think its supposed to mean anything...its Clarkson man....he's famous for ranting stupidity...infamous rather i should say

  • @herambbarve I think he was refering to the contest in belgium where people bring their bird in a box and count how many times it sings in a hour...

  • @Johnabsol maybe thats true....i had no idea about this contest...

  • You have to be retarded to post your home address on YouTube, even if you don't sell pot that's just begging to get robbed.

  • This is the greatest thing ever.

  • OOOOOOOOH, petty threats! I'm shaking in my boots (much like your mother last night when she took in all of ME)!

    donkeyy mind: RRRROAAR!

    donkeyy IRL: meowmeow i suck cocks!

  • "Right, where's some pornography?"

    XD

  • your music is apauling

  • that's some expensive joined

  • believe me normaly they aren't that big, i mean the joints

  • @waterpolovin The joints are big where they are cheap.....small where they are expensive like in most asian countries...they very expensive since they're illegal thus so tiny..but in Jamaica and Holland..its as big as u want it to be..hehe

  • @pacavis i know i'm from holland=)) but you agree with me that they normaly aren't that big. only when you want to have fun you make one that size

  • @waterpolovin ur rite, its usually jst to show off but they're normally sized like ordinary cigaretes

  • RIghtahhh... wheres sommeahh Porn ahgraphy mind u my spelling. :)

  • "right wheres some pornography" ahaha he is genuinley my idol lol ENGLAND MAKE THIS MAN PRIME MINISTER!!!!!!!!!!

  • i bet this is fake. i cant beleive a blunt will be that big. still funny shit

  • @roddickandgasquet1 yo its a joint.....not a blunt.

  • I am from Belgium and it's not so bad as they make you believe on top gear. But anyway I don't care that they hate my country I love top gear!!

  • @Blaertj i'm from holland and its stupid that people see holland as sex drugs and criminals

  • @treszsen

    Can imagine. But the thing is that most complainers see it this way so they can divert attention from their own country and the fact that their policy is not working. American media claims many Dutch people are drug-addicts and that this and "free love" is the reason for crime happening in holland. What they forget to mention is that US itself has a much higher crime-rate, more violence, more harddrug-addicts and has a much bigger Porn-industry. It's just easier to point fingers.

  • @Usethebanana i'm glad there are still peole with some common sense.

    

  • @treszsen Merci. Spijtig genoeg is het ni de logica die het gaat halen vrees ik. Ooit de film Idiocracy gezien? De eerste 3 minuten zijn eigenlijk angstaanjagend realistisch :o). Bekijk BXRjmyJFzrU indien je hem nog niet gezien hebt. :o)

  • @Usethebanana Sicne when has the US said that? Ive only heard it from Clarkson.

  • @bandman232 Really? You really need examples of when the US conservatives are bashing other countries while feeling smug about themselves?

    First, it's not "the US" ... "the US" can not talk, it is a land, an institution. It's the media and politician who try to blow everything out or proportion to their advantage (for ratings/voters)

    Second: the propaganda watch BRAlejn5gcQ

    And then the actual numbers: watch hYGeWGWSgE8

  • @Usethebanana God this is ridiculous. He's just making fun of something. Don't be so butt hurt and go "well Clarkson says all the Dutch are all stoners so that means the Americans came up with that." I'm sick of every one blaming the U.S for things we didn't do. Second of all, you just insulted my nation, but that's okay, because they aren't intelligent so they'll never under stand. I don't believe in any stereotype, and here you are saying thr one that everyone else does.

  • @bandman232

    First, you really need to learn how to read. US is not the only example, but a very big example. I'm not talking about all Americans either, but about American media. You know the blow everything out of proportion.

    Second, you really need to learn how to read, I did not insult your nation, I did not stereotype all Americans, I insulted and stereotyped only the media. (I work for an American company and have many intelligent American friends, why would I insult them?)

  • @bandman232

    Third, you call me not very intelligent while you are misreading everything I said? Hmmm, not very intelligent is it?

    Fourth, I am supposedly butt hurt, yet you are the one insulting me and putting false words in my mouth after I gave you a clear example of what I meant?... Bill, is that you?

    Lastly, a lot of Americans forced stereotypes upon themselves when they elected Bush... TWICE. That man represented you for 8 years... what do you expect?

  • @Usethebanana Your the one pulling the steriotype here, not me. I suggest you leave, because I am not going to sit still while you insult my country. Your health is in danger.

  • @bandman232

    For an American you have quite some difficulties understanding english as you did not understand a word I wrote. You can't make any distinction? I insulted the media, not you and the entire country. You only see what you want to see. LEARN TO READ and THINK. Your brain is NOT just for Family Guy and Wheel of Fortune!

    I give you arguments and you give me threats in return? Really?

    Don't you think that's completely out of line? Especially for insults you imagined? You're sad, really.

  • @Usethebanana I think going for an Astronomy major qualifies as being able to read and spell. And your blind hatred for the people of the U.S. when you have not met one personally shows a lot for your maturity. And we are not the beer drinking hicks that you think we are. I'm from Nevada. How about you take your little rage somewhere else, because I'm sick and tired of your stereotypes and your mindless tirade against me. I was just pointing out that we are not all like that. Piss off, tosser.

  • @bandman232

    A. "an astronomy major" - Being intellectual is not the same thing as being intelligent. If you're intelligent you'll know the difference

    B. "able to read" - not really since the things you claim I said, are the exact opposite of what I actually said

    C. "and spell" - Hmmm, I've seen a couple extremely stupid spelling errors from you my friend. Try again.

    D1. "Blind hatred" - What? Where did I show blind hatred?

  • @bandman232

    D2. ... - So, you insult me, lie about me, call me names and even threaten my life, yet I am the one who is displaying hatred? ... still claiming you're intelligent?

    E. "for all the people of the US" - Yet again, you did NOT read what I said, or you're unable to understand. My aggrevation went out towards the media, not "all people of the US".

  • @bandman232

    F. "When you have not met one personally" - Seriously, can you really read? I told you I work for an international US company. I have spent several months in the US, have several American friends, a lot of US colleagues, even have some here in our office. I like being in the US and I like my US friends and colleagues.

    G. "shows a lot for your maturity" - Soooo, you intently misread what I say, lie, insult me, call me names and threaten me... how mature is that?

  • @bandman232

    H. "not the beer drinking hicks" - Again, where did I say that?! I did not even remotely mention something like that?!

    I. "take your little rage" - Ehm,... I gave you a logical set of arguments, you threaten me... who's raging?

    J. "mindless tirade" - Cfr. statement 'I'

    K. "your stereotypes" - really... I wasn't stereotyping "all of you", yet you are setting a really good example of a stereotype

  • @bandman232

    L. "pointing out that we are not all like that" - That is the first sensible you said... Unfortunately I already made that same point so it doesn't make much sense as a counterargument, does it?

    M. "Piss off, tosser" - Again, I am the one raging, hating, having a tirade, insulting? ...

  • @bandman232

    I already wasted too much time on your lies, but I just couldn't refrain myself from correcting them.

    You are a self-righteous paranoiac with a lack of empathy and a total disrespect for other people's opinions who uses patriotism as an excuse for your vile and aggressive nature.

    Get help.

  • @Usethebanana You have been doing this as a personal attack on me when I stated a fact. Had your judge mental view on my nation as a whole was not so screwed up, we could have had a enlightening conversation. But nope, I'm American so I always state ignorant comments, is fat, and rubs my cock all over the bible, Which couldn't be farther from the truth. You cannot make a generalization because of Bill O"Reilly. He is an idiot.

  • @bandman232

    And again you ignore every argument I said, twist the facts and pin statements on me I didn't make. You just want to play the victim. I'll repeat a couple of things:

    1. I did not start a personal attack, it became more personal however when I simply replied to your insults and threaths towards my person (remember?)

    2. I did not generalize and judge 'your whole nation', just the media

    And this is the most important...

    3. Get help... really

  • @Usethebanana Sir, i agree in full with you. As an American, i have respect for those who can point out the flaws of our country without being a troll and saying the USA is a horrible place because of them. Thank you for being one of the first reasonable people i have ever seen on this great thing we call the Internet. I would be glad to shake your hand if i ever have the chance.

  • @Usethebanana Funny, how you claim that we are ignorant, and yet out of your own ignorance of our country as a whole, you constantly force stereotypes on us. Iv'e watched both, and Bill is the only one I can think of with that attitude. He's a complete and total idiot, but that doesn't reflect in the conservative movement at all. I'm a Libertarian, so I am neutral.

  • @Blaertj i agree i'm from belgium too( Antwerpen) :p And we are so much better then stupid HOLLAND.

  • @Blaertj How do you think I feel...I live in the US! LOL, I still love that show and their antics

  • lol thats a big ass blunt

    since its not a joint, a joint is small and thin lol

  • @Sikeman214 a blunt is wrapped in a cigar wrap, or blunt wrap. a joint is rolled in a joint paper. he was clearly smoking a joint, size has nothing to do with it. I've seen blunts rolled thinner than the cone joints I roll.

  • RIGHT.

  • im dutch too, i can walk in a coffeeshop anytime and buy some pot :p

  • @bluesboydude wow. so at a starbucks you could be like hey black coffee and a joint? thank you

  • @gorrilla1234 hahahahah i know. its a weird name xD

  • @gorrilla1234 Lol no a coffeeshop in Holland is a shop where you buy and smoke weed, not at Starbucks.

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  • @kimbolton111 nice xD

  • @kimbolton111 Kim Bolton, this is detective Mark Fisher of the Drug Enforcement Agency. We are taking your comment regarding the selling of marijuana as a confession. We will have officers at your door within 48 hours. Do not try to flee as it wont help you any. If we are forced to track you down, you will only be worse off in the long run. See you soon.

  • @belchingdonkeyy Dont be funny :D

  • @belchingdonkeyy I SMOKE POT. I SELL POT. I LOOOOOVeS ME THE POT. 5315 Ashmeade RD Orlando FL

    come and get me bitch! i'll gun down every motha fucka you got.

    P.S. "wont" isn't very officer-like, also, your "DEA" doesn't exist

    FAIL TROLL IS A FUCKING FAIL

  • @TJKnight94 wow dude, you just make stoners all over the internet look bad. i was only making a point that saying you sell weed on the internet is just plain retarded, ESPECIALLY when that certain person has their goddamn name in their youtube address. its common sense, and youre retarded if you fail to see that.

  • @belchingdonkeyy You're the one trying (emphasize that "trying") to impersonate a fucking cop. You fail at life, dude. How about you make a point to get a damn brain, and make sure your "mommy" knows you go to these videos (I.E.: Grow up.)

  • @TJKnight94 grow up? dude youre the one flipping out over a stupid youtube comment that wasnt even aimed at you!! fuuuuuuckin christ

  • @belchingdonkeyy U mad, fag? BTW You're wrongg!

  • @TJKnight94 im gonna skin your first born son alive and wear his face as a mask to cover my identity while i rape your wife in the ass

  • @belchingdonkeyy Big improvement on your looks. Are you even trying?

  • @TJKnight94 of course not bro, this is youtube. why would i even "try"on you?, i dont even know who you are and you already seem like a total douche. i couldnt care less if you respond to this or not. in fact, just dont respond at all. this is a retarded argument to begin with.

  • @belchingdonkeyy FYI if you want something to end, you have to end it yourself, smart one.

  • @TJKnight94 whatever, have a good life fag. im still gonna skin your son.

  • yes!!!clarkson is a genious!!!

    

  • That's a realllly big joint O.O

  • this needs to go on AOTS

  • jeremy for prime minister! cube people's heads!

  • thats a FUCKIN JOINT

  • @lewisisdaman no shit sherlock

  • welcome to the netherlands the country of : sex&drugs&rock&roll :P

  • Seriously xD That was freakin funny but why always Dutch -> drugs -.- ow and wait pornography -,- That's such a stereotype... (Yes, I am dutch)

    But hey still great video ^^ JC rocks:P

  • @speedymans156 That's what I was wondering....how did he go from smoking a joint to wanting to watch porn? I would suppose he would really want a giganto brownie or something...

  • @EA1088 I know right xD ;)

  • what episode is this from?

  • That's rather large.

  • Is that a genuine spliff, if so, "A one way ticket to Holland please!" :D hahaha win

  • I highly doubt it has weed in it. Although I thing Jeremy does smoke cigs.

  • i git high evry time top gear on

  • @smokeMEweed thats the way to do it

  • I watch Top Gear 8 years and i didnt know that Jeremy smokes!

  • they all smoke

  • Isn't his teeth a pretty obvious hint? ;)

  • But he is 50 years old :D !

  • My mums nearly 60 and her teeth is blingy white lol. :D

  • :D:D Colgate :D!

  • jeremys still 49

  • And a half!

  • im 40 and i still smoke

  • he comitted 2 crimes anyway, because he already had the joint in belgium were its illegal and in holland youre only allowed to carry up to 5 grams with you and i think this huge spliff contains more than 5 grams doesnt it? :D:D

  • 5g in a spliff? er no.

  • its a rlly huge spliff and I`ve seen smaller ones with up to 17 grams in it

  • Looks like the renowned Camberwell Carrot!

  • is this off topgear? what episode is it?

  • i just love to live in holland

    free to smoke a jonko lovely

  • win

  • Epic win.

  • i live in Holland.

  • right wers some pornography haha

  • I would love to live in "that" side. ^^

  • not the best roll but its ok =D i bet he got quite high if he finished it..

  • Hahahahahaha, Jeremy Clarkson is the man!

  • absolutely fantastic :D go clarkson!

  • u go jezza