Sexy Girl.

[coolermccloud]

.........-Takes odd comment out of his own comment- :|

No comment >.>

[mulishalou999]

so the moral of the story is once you go madison u go gay that explains alot bout ethan

[88Meters]

Nahman is a Snake Eater.

[mugenrider754]

NoIntrest

Dun Dun dun!!

[XxAika]

lol so cute

[XCMAX10X]

Sooooooo did they **** or what?

[MrGeorgeSears]

Snake Eater.

[fuzeful]

lol, I just died laughing at this :D

great job!

[HmongHeroo]

Lol smirk at the end

[1galactus1]

NOINTREST! had me laughing out loud

[Xerapher]

I bet Jayden disliked this vid xD

[JakeDude1006]

1 Person doesn't want to get use to it

[psychG]

Why were they listening to that song? XD

[PieCat777]

Wait, that was Nathaniel's voice that said NOOOOOO!! So does that mean he's in the bathroom too? x3

[nsjs17]

Ahahahah, genius. Your videos are amazing.

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Someone somewhere out there fapped to this.

[PrinceOfMetalGearHal]

Instant like for Snake eater music in the end!

[sonic09ification]

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

[xFinalxHeavenx]

"NOOOOO!"

Somebody's little soldier didn't hold his fire. )':

Nahman should stick to tanks. He's good with those.

(Gahh. These videos are addicting.)

[xMusicxFreakx123]

My mom thought I was watching porn.

[slylover123]

love that noooo

[leumasramlu9]

norman is one crazy MothaFucka...in a good way of course :)

[Nanjiz]

Love his facial expression at the end xD

[R3NZya]

OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY! XD keep it up!

[bloodsuckern]

lol hes gay

[GunGraveTZA2]

LOLOLOLOL

[TheWtfanime]

Was that your first time?

I DON'T want to talk about it!

That was so funny!!!

[Kargarh]

I'm here to see Packo. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

...

NUUUU

[DecoratedDonut]

Wait...was that...NATHANIEL!? What the hell was he doing in there!?

[NahmanJayden]

@DecoratedDonut It's a MYSTERY.

[strykah92]

Metal Gear Sahlid 3: Tacko Eater

[IncandescentInsanity]

NOINTREST

[litesout561]

NOOOOoooooo...... Jayden is awesome

[null140]

MGS3

[Slide2671]

Can you actually do that in the game? I am going back to do that right now!!

[ngu0061]

wow this was well made.

[NahmanJayden]

@ngu0061 Thank you, ngu0061!

[UncleWerowolf]

Jayden is a best virgin.

[1frthrdio]

Did Blake put that music on for Nahman?

[Quicksilver1111]

I love your videos.

[zortcrum]

awesome! i love your videos!!

[lotusgirl002]

YOU'RE A GENIUS XD

[lolzz19]

Yah....... YESHH Eddan marz is teh origameh killuh

[NitroReviews]

Didnt like this one

[IzaRubenfan]

Btw,,,, nahman, whats wrong with your necktie at 0:50 omgosh i also want a flying necktie :P lots of love :D

[NahmanJayden]

@IzaRubenfan There's nothing wrong with a gravity defying tie.

[IzaRubenfan]

hahahah where does norman scream like that? naaa aah nooo!! XD loll

[Segacamp]

0:14 hubba hubba*slaps myself*ow what am I thinking get yourself Segacamp it's a videogame

[rushnerd]

Best editing possible.

[PokemonRaichu26]

HAHA! "I don't wanna talk about it okay?" XDD love you Jayden!

<3

[NahmanJayden]

@PokemonRaichu26 Tanks PokemonRaichu26! I love ya too.

[PokemonRaichu26]

@NahmanJayden YAY! Jayden is my favorite character in the game! ^_^

[ghoy231]

@NahmanJayden

Going at a woman like that? Pack your bags and head to Washington. Your superiors will hear about this, believe me!

[NahmanJayden]

@ghoy231 I didn't do ehnethin! NOINTREST.

[ghoy231]

@NahmanJayden There are only five possibilities Mista Nahman.

1. Madison raped you.

2. You raped Madison.

3. All you have to say is 'Im here to see Packo' to get woman to have sex with you because you're somewhat of a ladies man.

4. Your own version, where you explain what happened.

Whats it gunna be, Nahman? We're all Jasoning to know the truth.

[ghoy231]

@NahmanJayden By the way, the tackos are daun in the kichen.

Need enehthin' else?

[xxxsaruniaxxx]

Nahman, you hella rule xD

[Adventruer]

it almost seemed like Blake tryed to be friendly with him.

[NahmanJayden]

@Adventruer Yeah ...not sure how I feel about that, to be honest with ya.

[CheckeredParadox]

... This video made my life.



[UchihaClanGuy]

your videos are not dumb. they are EPIC

[NahmanJayden]

@UchihaClanGuy Thank you, Sir.

[Basic920]

Genius :)

[Segacamp]

omg at 0:56 your like oh yeah

[Kuroda11]

NOOOOOOO!

[xMushroomhead1337x]

Agent Nahman Snake Eater.

[LtCarterBlake]

Was that the first time?

[NahmanJayden]

@LtCarterBlake I don't wanna talk about it OKAY.

[xxxsaruniaxxx]

OMG another class vid xD

xD OMFG Nahman, I fucking love you xDD

[Samuri334x4]

No, I'm not sure I wanna get used to it. *No Interest!* (MGS3 theme plays as he smiles and wants to get used to it)

[TheTranceChannel01]

Is that music at the start from Grim Fandango? I'm sure I've heard it before.

[NahmanJayden]

@TheTranceChannel01 Wow... nice work!

[sergiu0409]

@TheTranceChannel01 It's good to hear that Someone still appreciates Tim Schafer's work! Good thing Tim came up with Brutal Legend

[92snowbunny92]

i see you are still lookin' for PACKO! <_<*

[Codemonkey0001]

Question Nahman, do you have a woman of your own?

[NahmanJayden]

@Codemonkey0001 ...think ahm gonna leave this up to your imagination if yuh don't mind.

[Codemonkey0001]

@NahmanJayden k lol

[wafels2]

Alright...Mr Director DUN DUN DUN (Ocelot to TEH DIRECTORZ) SNAAAAAAAAAAKE EATEEEEEEEEEEEER

[KevinEgelund]

Wooow.. Jason is old. x)

[lainiegirlr]

Nahmen, may I ask, was that last sound effect from Metal Gear solid 3?

[NahmanJayden]

@lainiegirlr Well, yeah! Yeah of course!

[ghoy231]

@NahmanJayden What sound effect? The noooo?

Oh yeah, where did you get that scene where Blake asks 'was that your first time' and if so, how did you get it. I never got that scene.

[GhostWhispererJimel]

@ghoy231

That was from the blunder trophy. If you kill Nathaniel, Blake and Jayden have a wonderful little convo in the car later.

[ghoy231]

@GhostWhispererJimel Ahh.. I didn't kill him.

[TheMasterOfReality55]

Hey Jayden this maybe a very stupid question to you and your other viewers, but exactly what kind of software is used to make these videos?

[NahmanJayden]

@TheMasterOfReality55 It's no prahblem. I record gameplay usin' a HD capture card, then I edit scenes with Sony Vegas.

[xJin678]

@NahmanJayden Ahhh, what capture card do you use?

[NahmanJayden]

@xJin678 It's an AVerMedia HD DVR capture card. Nothin' special.

[MW2Crank]

@NahmanJayden How much did the card cost?

[NahmanJayden]

@MW2Crank Probuhbly about a hundred dollahs.

[pyro9050]

See this boys and girls? This is the WRONG way to assert your heterosexuality.

Congrats on the subs, Nahman ;D

[AlmightyRamtha]

Hahaha, that whole thing was amazing. I especially liked the way Norman says Noooooo. What part was that FROM anyway?

[NahmanJayden]

@AlmightyRamtha That as from the Nathaniel chapter. ...it was just so goddahmn hilarious I had to throw it in there.

[AntiCelery]

@AlmightyRamtha Nathaniel says it when Blake is bullying him.

[WhoamIbutwhoareyou]

HA. Nice.

[megarevan]

Good work on the 1000 subs Nahman.

[Curtoz]

Why are you thanking us Nahman? We should all be thanking you for your cleverness and dedication to your fans.

Congrats on the +1000 subscribahs.

[Keira13]

ohgod I have the sheet music for the clarinet song in the beginning haha

[iAsian92]

HAHAAA.

[K4RN4GE911]

Awesome! Just plain awesome! You never cease to amaze us with your witty situations and your clever editing. To be honest, I haven't subscribed yet. I will do so now.

[daytimesky]

That from when he shoots the gun? Heh, I avoided that by intentionally not shooting.

Well, Jayden tried heterosexuality out, and he just isn't straight. Hey, let the man discover his true self. Let him experiment.

[AngelicAnimeX]

NahmanJayden, this vid had me goin yound in circles..

on the floor. laughing. :D

[sonic09ification]

jayden rape face

[horrorlover927]

hahahahaha

[luigifan07]

you sir,make heavy rain funny

[hkb692]

Nahman you're a genius! <3



[muffinwoman]

OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...I CAN'T BREATHE ROFLMAOOOO MGS THEME FTW!!

[AcclaimedHaruhiist]

HAHA!!!! NICE!!!

[92snowbunny92]

lol

NahmanJayden, your videos definently are BAWS! 1000 subscribers (and still counting) awlready?! u r one of my most fav youtubers aside from teamfourstar and littlekuriboh!

with luv,

92snowbunny92

[chickswimmer01]

im glad to say im one of your subscribers, i just love your videos nahman ;D

if you stop making videos, i will come over to your house and force you to make new ones (: all for love of course

[CaulixBardock]

LoL!!! xD

I love your Vids.... They're soooo funny!!! ^^

[MelaniesUsername]

Purely genious Nahman! You sure thas' your firs' tahm? Well, I didn't notice ehnethin!

[killerpuggle]

LOL, once again you made me laugh Nahman! Congrats on the 1000 subscribahs don't stop making these videos.

[thest0rmyblu]

lol my computer froze when it zoomed in on her boobs

i guess my computer likes that sort of stuff

[Boster17503]

Jayden always will find the way to kick Black's ass. (lol?)

[lyokofanatic9999]

@360GamerXlX sheeet sorry for the rudeness >.>

[SlashPrower34]

That was hilarious. I was one of the 1000 that subscribed :D

[Scream0meetsPunk]

Oh ehm gee. Your a goddamn genius ;D

[kekon3]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!~

[MetalGearGas]

Congrats on 1000. You are by far my favorite youtuber.

[FuriontheWise]

DAH DUN DAH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN

[mattifaxmoustache]

Oh, Nahman.

You daaawwwg!

[misacampoaddict]

First time eh? I doubt it!

[misacampoaddict]

Hahahahahahaha nice~ verry nice Nahman tanks for this!!!! I always Love your sick dumb awesomeness!!!

[JoonStudios]

Great video!!! These videos always make me laugh.

[lyokofanatic9999]

@360GamerXlX 1000 subscribers. do you even read the descriptions?

[bomboleriot]

LOOOOL You're a genius

[serpentdoness]

HAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME.

[KoiNamae]

.....

wow.

[MazlanD]

DUDE! That was AWESOME!! <3 Hell yeah he is gay ;D

[fare777]

JAYSUN! lUL ^_^ Oh god no... LMAO! damn you nahman! you sick bastard! haha LMAO My favorite video nahman!

[TomClark2]

Hahaha. Snaaake...eater.

[F1nnM4s0n86]

...and that's the only time in the entire game nahman and ms. uncanny fanservice interacted with each other. Maybe that's when they exchanged they phone numbers?

[Segacamp]

oh and congrats on a thousand subs

[Segacamp]

omg Jayden what were you thinking you should have tried calming her down

[puffel93]

Mr Jayden, that is truly unbelievable. I cannot believe that you like to go into women's bathrooms... I am shocked.

[daiinuiit]

detective nahman jayden that's a great rape face you have there :)

[bruce2256]

OMFG..

BEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER...@! <3 Nahman

[TheHorrorBeast]

@bruce2256 sorry I meant to thumb you up, I agree with you

[godfather12m]

ONE TAUSAND

that should do it.

[DethPenguin]

Was Madison getting ready to make an appearance at Jason's birthday party?

[darthmilo77]

Someday, you measure the rain...

And someday, you feed on your trypto...

This ordeal, working with Blake,

For the day you find Shaun Mars!

I'd give my life, not for Jason, but for you!

In my time, there'll be no one else

Crime, it's the way I drive to you!

I'm still in ARI,

NahmanJayden!

ba-dump-dump-daaaaaah!

[Shwa]

SNAAAAAKE EEAATEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

Oh Nahman, you're such a ladies' man. Or a man's man.

I dunno.

[sergiu0409]

@Shwa I HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING VIDEO!

[NeoTStyle]

Masterpiece.

[MurasakiYugata]

For someone who never gives any indication of actually having a sex drive,%tentyden sure does seem to get fucked a lot.

[MurasakiYugata]

@MurasakiYugata ...I swear I typed "Jayden" there. Goddamn YouTube.

[godfather12m]

@MurasakiYugata

.......

%tentyden :V

[quesillia]

I don't understand how you don't have more subscribers...these make me lol so hard I shed tears of happiness!

[MisterFrodo17]

XD Wow, that was awesome. The use of music cues and different voice clips was just brilliant, as always. Especially that MGS3 bit at the end.

And I didn't get the first part until after I read the description. I love the "yaaaaaaay" in that part. The subscribers are well-earned. :D Excellent work, Agent Jayden.

[yusefdoodie]

LMFAOOOO

That was another amazing video by Nahman Jayden...

How about making a video where at the end- Nahman Dies at the table from having a brain aneurysm :D

[ByouDanseiKamiEnSai]

lol i didnt even begin to watch the video and i already faved and liked hah :D

[Just2Sleepy]

Jason is already 1000 years old? Time sure flies when you're finding "Pack-o".

[litesout561]

NahmanJayden, you sir are a genius, congrahts on 1K subcribahs and keep ahp the humah on these videahs. (Yay for butchering the accent!!! :D)

[NahmanJayden]

@litesout561 Thank you, Sir. ...I wanted to prahperly thank everyone with somethin' but... that idea was makin' me go 'round in CIRCLES.

[WackamonThe4th]

Hey awright, I finally caught one of your vids at a low numbeh of views, I'm pretty sure it's be over 1,000 by tomorrow

[Nazeem38]

Congrats on 1,000 subs. You deserve it! Also, I hope you don't mind me asking, but whats the name of the song that plays when Jayden's in the car?

[sevenkills]

@Nazeem38 The trumpet? That's from MGS3.

[MurasakiYugata]

@Nazeem38 Slow.

[htilamjr]

@Nazeem38 Not sure of the name but it's the song that plays when Madison Strips for that perverted guy that I forgot the name of. If it is an actual song you should be able to catch it in the credits to Heavy Rain.

[NahmanJayden]

@Nazeem38 Murasaki's right. The name of the song is 'Slow'.

[CheifyX]

Lol.

[spunkeez]

Blake plays pocket pool.

[chavezjigg]

nice vid