when someone is slutty we call them "thirsty", when we hear something we don't like we go "uh uunnnng" very loudly, or when someone's looking nerdy chic we of course say they're "geeked up"
when we are at the mall and i like something but they don't i say "I'm gonna be a hipster and buy this". and when we don't like how someone looks we grunt very loudly.
There's this awkward guy with semi-stalker tendencies towards my best friend, so we've developed Ostrich for him and animal names for anyone else we need to know is coming (for whatever reason).
hot guy = healthy/tidy/bang tidy, nice body, ugly face = bag over the head, ugly fucker in general = deffo tappin' that and the more subtle version is tap on a friend and look over while doing mmmhmmmmmm ;)
If my friend and I see a hot guy somewhere we 1) use the clock system to say where they are, 2) use types of cheese to describe their looks (spicy for gorgeous, mild for average, mouldy for not-so average) and 3) use types of milk as our gaydar (skim for straight, homo for homo).
Ex: "At about 2:30 I had this spicy cheese with my homo milk, and let me tell you, it was delicious."
If we're in public and people are mad staring like they're judging, I point them out to my friends by saying look at Hatin' Christensen over there. (Can be interchanged with Hatin' Panettiere.)
Our thing is to say the exact direct insult you mean, but really quietly and muffled and with a really big innocent smile and eagerly happy expression. You know they can hear you but they either think they misheard you or that it was someone else. Using this method, I once called a cashier a sweaty disgusting dickhead and challenged him to a fight right to his face. After being taken aback and distracted, he thanked me for my time and gave me a discount on my purchases
When someone is Being A Bitch the natural thing to say is stop Being A Bitch. Instead we abbreve it. Stop BABing. Or as a preemptive strike we will say, no BABing allowed.
I know this is of no use to you Tyler, but my girls and I refer to that time of the month as wallabies. It gives us the ability to complain without anyone feeling all awkward. hah!
@perfectshot77 Funny how you took the time to come to a video, that would boost the views, actually SUPPORTING HIM... so, if you wanna call us all fags, hint-hint, you're one too, then!
we say COD! meaning: choke on dick. yeahhh a little slutty but thats just a headsup for a really realy sexy boy! and nobody would guess theres a sexual meaning behind it because if we said "COD COD COD", another person would just think "oh yeah theyre just talking about call of duty, weirdos" -:D lol!
My coworkers and I don't have a word, per se, it's more of a code word. So, at work, we have swipe cards to log on to our registers. So, whenever a hot guy comes up, we go, "Hey(insert coworkers name), did you leave your swipe card at the register?" They look, and if they agreed that person is hot, they say yes, if not, they say no. We also say like, "Did you leave your swipe card with the Ed Hardy sticker on it?" for real douchey hot guys.
I'm a gay man and I don't use Glingo unfortunately. I say it how it is, and if the person hears me, I really couldn't give two shits. Don't be hatin', it'd be the truth. ;)
We tend to take domestic chores and make them dirty. For example, to swiffer means to masturbate as in... God, that bitch is takin a long time in her room, she must be swifferin'
I don't know if this counts as glingo, but the last time my gay boyfriend and I got drunk together we filmed a conversation about how we hate bitches, and he said "bitches get stitches." We say it all the time now, and I don't think either of us actually knows what it means, but it rhymes. So that's something.
@perfectshot77 And dumbasses who don't know when they should shut the fuck up usually aren't capable of doing everyday things,like commenting on a youtube video. Glad to see you're so special.
When someone in my friend group is acting completely and utterly awesome, we call them the coolest thing in the refrigerator/the chillest thing in the freezer. If they're being awful, rude, or otherwise upsetting, we call them the warmest thing on the stove. If they've got on a rockin outfit, we call them the hottest thing in the oven. I love my friends.
Spot the Trot is one of my favourites, when you see some bitch thinkin she's everything and more when she's really a big fat whore. You know the type.
Me and my friend's believe that while talking saying full words is a bit hard and kinda trashy so we say things like obvi, for obvious. While saying goodbye instead of saying bye bitch it's bitche. It's really simple really and makes talking a whole lot faster.
@rusman74x oh so people arent born gay now? the pro gay crowd really needs to make up their mind! the real hypocrisy is how contradictory you people are when it suits you. next you'll be going back on what you just and say that nurture overrides nature when it comes to intellect, like your crowd tend to do. quit trying to mince words you pseudointellectual wannabe
@proudstr8 Wow are you fucking stupid, how do you get "so people arent born gay now?" from "haven't heard that a "gay gene" has been found" ??? Way to twist what I said to fit your homophobic agenda. That's the way you hate mongering bigots work.
Your username, "proudstr8," is that perhaps an overcompensation for your own latent homosexuality? Why else would you go to the trouble of selecting so specific a username?
Goodbye, I'm sure you have some gay porn to watch.
I've got some celebrity names that I call people with friends just for giggles hahaha but I'm really not an insulting person I promise! It's just for fun...I will just as easily call myself any of them hahaha!\
dirty/trashy....Kim Kartrashian
boring...Lady Blah Blah
chubbs....Robert Fattinson
Sweaty/gross/slicked back....Grease Witherspoon
And when I'm cravin some alcohol..."I'm like Thirsty Alley over here. I need a drankkk"
I would like to say that you should not listen to all these haters who dislike you you because of how you act and what you do. The best thing you can do in the face of bigotry is to continue living the way you do.
@perfectshot77 ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? YOU CANT INSULT A GAY PERSON BY CALLING THEM GAY.
Secondly, homosexuality exists in 450 species. Homophobia exists in 1, humans. It's because stupid idoits like you. Why do you give 2 shits who gay people have sex with? I'm sure no gay person out there cares if you like your women blonde and skinny or ginger and fat.
If you don't like sexual attractions between 2 men, DON'T BE GAY. That simple.
@mikem1026 yeah and those species also commit rape, killing, pedophilia, and walkin around naked, all without consequence. big fuckin deal that it all occurs in nature, so does retardation and deformation but it doesnt make it normal does it?
humans are civilised and have high level sentience, comparing what humans do to what those 450 species do is just fucking stupid.
@perfectshot77 if you dislike gay people why are you voicing this opinion on Tyler's video comments?
Get a life and keep your negative opinions to your self. Also, gay isn't an insult and using retard as one is just plain offensive. So maybe you should stop being such a douche. K bye.
@perfectshot77 No I will not "trust" you. You have proven again and again in this conversation that you are not educated. You have no idea what you're talking about and you try to pass your opinions as facts.
The fact that you can't prove your claims and just try to insult me instead proves that you are not able to have an adult conversation. I will not respond anymore as you have proven my point that your homophobia is dumb and unjustified.
@perfectshot77 Yeah indeed I wasn't even talking to you and you came back to insult me. So yep you are wasting your time. I will be convinced that homosexuality causes harm once you bring me the proof of all the "dammage" it causes in children and in people's health (I searched on Google Scholar and found nothing, so you're most likely full of shit).
You've once more ridiculed yourself, but if it makes you feel better to call me names instead of thinking in a logical way, knock yourself out.
We call anybody we have a crush on "Bob". Is Bob there? Will Bob come too? Did you see Bob today? etc., cos we also protect ppl who are not out in my country.
Uh huh. I'm the child, and all you can come up with is "bitch", "retard", insulting my hobbies and repeating what I've said to you.
The best part about this is that your favourite thing in the whole world is POOL. That isn't much less nerdy than video games, sorry to tell you, captain.
Sorry you can't get pussy. :( That must by why you're so angry.
You're seriously pathetic. Go out and get some pussy, if you can manage it. We won't have to listen to your boring lectures, and you'll be as far away from the gay as possible. Everybody will be happy.
Ouch, you're really hurting me with your cleverness. Bitch and retard - that's some intense stuff.
Tell you what you should do - you should stop sitting on a gay man's video, spouting your opinions on gay sex and transgendered people. Because guess what? No one gives a fuck what you think. Gay people will continue to be gay, trans people will continue to be trans. All you're doing is wasting your own time, sitting on your ass, where no one takes you seriously. Go out, live life
@perfectshot77 I don't understand why you consider cross-dressing as child abuse, especially because gender-associated clothing is such a social construct (pink was considered a manly color in the middle ages, women wear pants now, etc.). I don't understand why you feel so strongly about such futile things, but the only advice I can give is to live and let live. Maybe you'll be happier by not getting so riled up about things that don't really matter in the end.
@perfectshot77 cont.. and why should they live in fear?? I think its disgusting!! and what business is it of yours what they do in the bedroom, it would be no diff than me asking you what you do!! How someone dresses or whom they love, and what they do privately in their own home, does not define them as a person. How you act and behave does, so how your behaving defines you, and in my book, your behavior and how you feel makes you a hate filled, nasty bigotted monster. IMO
@perfectshot77 I would concider myself a bad mother to allow my children to be influenced by someone like you. I couldn't give a shit how someone dresses, its their choice. Straight ppl in my experience are far more inappropriate in public than any gay person I have ever seen. I never see gay people sat on park benches with their hands up their gf's top and their tongues down their throats, always young straight couples. I very rarely see a gay cpl even holding hands, for fear of ppl like you!
@perfectshot77 If you look at it subjectively, any form of sex even as vanilla as the missionary position could potentially cause you harm. Its about doing it safely. I find your viewpoint vile, I find bigottry in all forms gender,race, sexuality etc, to be repugnant. I truly believe that people like you is what makes the world suck, just a little more each day. Its more important IMO how good a person is, than their gender,sexuality and race. Ppl like you bring this world down.
@perfectshot77 You confuse homosexuals and transvestites. Most gays don't cross-dress, and a lot of people who do are straight. Also, you generalize. Not all gay people act like you've described. And as for the ones who do, you have the right to hate them, but getting so riled up about something so irrelevant in your daily life and so harmless is a bit of an exaggeration don't you think?
You're wasting your time. Either @perfectshot77 is a giant troll, or he's the kind of person who spends 2 days arguing with people about anal sex on a gay man's youtube video. Either way, you're not going to change his mind, because either way, he has no life. Best to go back to living yours. :)
@Keysora I have yet to find a homophobe who will genuinely try to explain their point of view in a logical and objective way, without being mean or stubborn. That's why I spend so much time on this, because it reinforces my opinion that homophobes aren't capable of truly defending their point.
He/she is no exception, being super subjective, not being able to admit it and saying that if I disagree, I'm hopeless. It just goes to show that he/she can't really argue their point. That makes me laugh!
@perfectshot77 You confuse what grosses you out and what is wrong. What disgusts you has nothing to do with how smart you are. Pedophilia and zoophilia are wrong because it's not between consenting adults and it can be harmful. As for eating shit, you would get physically ill. But even if you didn't, it grosses me out, but if you really enjoyed it, who am I to tell you what to do?
Something is wrong when it causes harm or problems. Anal sex and guys kissing cause good (love, pleasure), not harm.
These words are not common. You're trying to make them happen. But get it girl, make it happen.lol
tpt135 1 day ago
I have just discovered Tyler Oakley...no regrets.
hermionegranger024 3 days ago
" i am a classy motherfucker...okay??" haha. i love you :)
CarmenUR2cute2 3 days ago
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CarmenUR2cute2 3 days ago
when someone is slutty we call them "thirsty", when we hear something we don't like we go "uh uunnnng" very loudly, or when someone's looking nerdy chic we of course say they're "geeked up"
radiomouth01234 5 days ago
i didn't even notice your mustache until you mentioned it xD actually.. i still don't see it :P
Kaiserzentrip 1 week ago 2
This one time, I'm totally gonna start using all of these. Just cause.
MysticStoryteller 1 week ago
IT'S CALLED DRAMA
pgsboy 1 week ago
hahahahahaha, this video made me laugh so hard
nah, girl... NAGL
MsSamiWami 1 week ago
when we are at the mall and i like something but they don't i say "I'm gonna be a hipster and buy this". and when we don't like how someone looks we grunt very loudly.
Stateoftention 1 week ago
blah
jamiebellwolf 1 week ago
Two or more hot guys, we say, 'I'd like to see that porno'.
TheFeJaPiDi 2 weeks ago in playlist Must Watch Videos
There's this awkward guy with semi-stalker tendencies towards my best friend, so we've developed Ostrich for him and animal names for anyone else we need to know is coming (for whatever reason).
similispastor 2 weeks ago
Poop Slut !
JDuckyboy 3 weeks ago
NHI DWI! (NEVER HAD IT! DON'T WANT IT!!)
Oviav 3 weeks ago 2
White MilesJai. Lol.
SUPERSKATER121 3 weeks ago
ok, i admit your soo cute ><
SuperTank134 3 weeks ago
@SuperTank134 *you're
introducingshelby 2 weeks ago
Me and my girls say,SLOREB
[SL] - slut. [ORE] - whore [B] - bitch.
TheeMonroeShow 3 weeks ago
Lol. Tumblr speak. Nuff said.
starkidstruck 3 weeks ago
When my friends and I see a hot guy we claim we're "tired". I know that sound's weird.
WiccanNature 4 weeks ago
OMG I SAY GAGL TOO! HOLY CRAP. THIS IS INSANE. We're twins dawg. We're twins.
EdgarAllenBroe 4 weeks ago
my friends and I started saying "brill" instead of "brilliant"
BriIsTheFinestCheese 1 month ago
wen i see a black guy ,i say woow look at that NIGGER
VagabondLiferz 1 month ago in playlist Must Watch Videos
My friends and I typically say nothing lol. We just give each other a look for them all. :D
MrJason300 1 month ago
hot guy = healthy/tidy/bang tidy, nice body, ugly face = bag over the head, ugly fucker in general = deffo tappin' that and the more subtle version is tap on a friend and look over while doing mmmhmmmmmm ;)
ciaranfitzgerald1 1 month ago in playlist Must Watch Videos
my favorite is "Girl" omg girl has so many meanings, it just depends on how you say it
shawnintgroen 1 month ago
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A GIRL! Wtf I watched the whole video thinking you were a really gay guy. Then I was like wait a minute... MOTHERFUCKER. lol.
Autowarfare 1 month ago
This killed my self confidence, never going to ask the guy I like out, not even going to talk to him. I don't want to be called a NAGL.
Going to guy a cat now.
NoelPinell 1 month ago
My girlfriends and myself all have looks for all this stuff. We don't have to say anything Hahah!
RisaTheeLizardGirl 1 month ago
ive never laughed so hard until u said nagl
THEMJK987 1 month ago
laughed my ass off ; check
loved you; check
subscribed ; check
skip school tomorrow & watch ALL your videos ; CHECK !
ashley1996camila 1 month ago
Please be my best friend, Tyler Oakley. Please. I need your epic sass in my life.
softballkb321 1 month ago
everyone i don't like is a skunt....a skanky cunt.
cosmosman 1 month ago
when me and my friend see a girl who thinks she's the shit. but actually just looks like shit, we calll her a "doodoo mama"
ImTotallySummer 1 month ago in playlist More videos from tyleroakley
You couted Britney Spears - Circus :)
manpaisa92 1 month ago
If my friends and I see a girl with her boobs out, we say she's 'hinging oot'
thespiritcatcher23 1 month ago
ann family reunion lmao
afancymudkip 1 month ago
My friend Mark and I refer to hot guys as "poptarts"
manlymanmanton 1 month ago
Stumblestiltskin is the funniest one because when my sister gets mad drunk I like to call her Stumbleina. I'll have to remember that one.
NikkisorousRex 1 month ago
thumbs up if you got here from Jake's face.
thefuzzyducky1 1 month ago 186
I'm so glad you linked this video, because I forgot how amazing these words were.
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If my friend and I see a hot guy somewhere we 1) use the clock system to say where they are, 2) use types of cheese to describe their looks (spicy for gorgeous, mild for average, mouldy for not-so average) and 3) use types of milk as our gaydar (skim for straight, homo for homo).
Ex: "At about 2:30 I had this spicy cheese with my homo milk, and let me tell you, it was delicious."
tremaynenorris 1 month ago
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tremaynenorris 1 month ago
Mungry Bitch ;)
meg0kay 1 month ago
Ann family reunion omg
musiccismylifee 1 month ago
wow why so many hate comments? why can't we all just get along? if you don't like it, don't watch it, atleast.
sariakokiri7 1 month ago
ben and jerry's ice cream MYLIFECREAM
FrankieTheHooker 1 month ago
Glingo isn't a new thing, Google "Polari".
abbiifunchannel 1 month ago
Sweet Girl - annoying ass bitch who everyone secretly hates
Example: "Kayla (OSG) you're such a sweet girl" "Awww thanks!!"
Bitch doesn't even know
Brody454 1 month ago 5
If we're in public and people are mad staring like they're judging, I point them out to my friends by saying look at Hatin' Christensen over there. (Can be interchanged with Hatin' Panettiere.)
AnnaOjification 1 month ago
Boo you whore
justinbiebr247 1 month ago
Nobodys Perfect= Pobodys Nerfect
jgumfreak 1 month ago in playlist Must Watch Videos
"Droopin' all over the place." Hahaha.
amandaggogo 1 month ago
@1:15 lol
jb44421 1 month ago
Ewww, N.A.G.L.
jb44421 1 month ago
me and my friends say 'bout noggity....
stargirlnai 1 month ago
you like the term critter alot dont you :P
i code name people >.> so when i talk about someone no one knows who the fuck i'm talking about
KyletheMeep 1 month ago
Uunnngghh flesh colored beard.
MunrochambersFTW17 1 month ago
Yxes...sexy backwards. It has now turned into YX. "He's yx...she's yx...that book is yx..." :)
eric8570 1 month ago in playlist Must Watch Videos
Our thing is to say the exact direct insult you mean, but really quietly and muffled and with a really big innocent smile and eagerly happy expression. You know they can hear you but they either think they misheard you or that it was someone else. Using this method, I once called a cashier a sweaty disgusting dickhead and challenged him to a fight right to his face. After being taken aback and distracted, he thanked me for my time and gave me a discount on my purchases
rosie2897 1 month ago
@tyleroakley i love fruit fly! Very original! Hi btw! Im a huge fan of your videos! Keep up the great work!
zander3459 1 month ago
I use the word "trifemuffin" a lot. It just fits everything. :)
lyrical1026 2 months ago in playlist Must Watch Videos
When we're in school me and my friends say "This is bullshavick" when someone is trippin'
xInYourPantzx 2 months ago
glingo is so fetch
classymanwhore 2 months ago in playlist Mais vídeos de tyleroakley
My friends and I call that V that your hip bones or w/e make a jave.
Chasetherat2000 2 months ago
If someone is unattractive, we say F.U.M (fucking unattractive mess)
If someone's hot we say F.A.B (fucking attractive boy)
God, Tyler, you are F.A.B!
GavnerWinterLuver 2 months ago
oop theres another nyan cat lets move on!!
ravenscar275x 2 months ago
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uhh, tyler....choke on my chode, fagot
Xratedjerkin 2 months ago
@Xratedjerkin if you hate him so much, why are you watching his videos?
ellaandthegiantpeach 2 months ago
When someone is Being A Bitch the natural thing to say is stop Being A Bitch. Instead we abbreve it. Stop BABing. Or as a preemptive strike we will say, no BABing allowed.
zetr0c 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
2:19 lol flesh colored beard :)
anasantosmusic 2 months ago in playlist Must Watch Videos
I know this is of no use to you Tyler, but my girls and I refer to that time of the month as wallabies. It gives us the ability to complain without anyone feeling all awkward. hah!
Irisidian 2 months ago
stumblina jolie
soothingecho17 2 months ago
If we're telling drunk stories around people who should not be hearing drunk stories we say that we/our friends were "enchanted"
sarahnicole32 2 months ago
Lmao!
Kiainlove 2 months ago
@perfectshot77 Funny how you took the time to come to a video, that would boost the views, actually SUPPORTING HIM... so, if you wanna call us all fags, hint-hint, you're one too, then!
MrKittehMuffin 2 months ago
Filipino Gay Lingo ... the best.
ximei29 2 months ago 2
I found you because of tumblr<3
erinsilly25 2 months ago
we say COD! meaning: choke on dick. yeahhh a little slutty but thats just a headsup for a really realy sexy boy! and nobody would guess theres a sexual meaning behind it because if we said "COD COD COD", another person would just think "oh yeah theyre just talking about call of duty, weirdos" -:D lol!
sodamnclassic 2 months ago
hahahahahahaha!!!!! (; AWESOME! I will start using the GLINGO from now on (: --G
swtbaybeboy20 2 months ago
All of @perfectshot77's comments flagged for spam! Ciao, darling! You rock, Tyler!
sassyjurphy 2 months ago
This video is sooo fetch.
WolfSongProduction 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
ahaha. an Ann family reunion lmfao
gipsojma8 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
PLEASE, make another GLINGO video. This was beyond hilarious! You are flawless <3
GizellexBreezy 3 months ago
What's FETCH?
L80K 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@L80K Don't worry. It's not going to happen.
WBBG1 3 months ago
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My coworkers and I don't have a word, per se, it's more of a code word. So, at work, we have swipe cards to log on to our registers. So, whenever a hot guy comes up, we go, "Hey(insert coworkers name), did you leave your swipe card at the register?" They look, and if they agreed that person is hot, they say yes, if not, they say no. We also say like, "Did you leave your swipe card with the Ed Hardy sticker on it?" for real douchey hot guys.
greenschmoodle 3 months ago
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thumbs up if you are mungry
Hector947 3 months ago
If a girl has a camel toe my friends and I say, "She's walking like an Egyptian."
AnchoredInFlordia 3 months ago in playlist Must Watch Videos 239
First video I've seen of yours! xD Freakin HILARIOUS!! I'm now subscribed!! Oh and BertieBertG sent me here! ^-^
jazzyman888 3 months ago
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enzoness 3 months ago
you should visit the Philippines. us gays have our own language! seriously.
enzoness 3 months ago
I'm a gay man and I don't use Glingo unfortunately. I say it how it is, and if the person hears me, I really couldn't give two shits. Don't be hatin', it'd be the truth. ;)
SocMedEric 3 months ago
I LOVE YOU. OHMYGOD. <3
pocketiscool 3 months ago in playlist More videos from tyleroakley
We tend to take domestic chores and make them dirty. For example, to swiffer means to masturbate as in... God, that bitch is takin a long time in her room, she must be swifferin'
whatflavor 3 months ago 64
@whatflavor EVERY DAY I'M SWIFFERIN *electronic music*
TheLittleValentina 1 month ago 17
Raggedy Ann LOL
Sleyah 3 months ago
You are hilarious! I love you! So glad I found you today! ...slightly creepy, but I. don't. care.
Thank you.
Yatouh 3 months ago
Uggos- ugly people
fallhester 3 months ago
we say turkey bacon when we see a cute guy c:
alex54567 3 months ago
My Glingo: J.I.M.P. moments... (jizz in my pants)
Ex: -Did you see that man walk by?
- Yeah, total JIMP moment.
smsal357 3 months ago
lol.. love that glingo
xxnonyabidnezxx7 3 months ago
when ever me and my cousin see a hot boy we go "choo choo! is that the sexy train i hear. I said it once and we've been saying ever since
pandabearsix 3 months ago
me and my friends just kind of sputter random stuff...that only we can understand
pandabearsix 3 months ago
I don't know if this counts as glingo, but the last time my gay boyfriend and I got drunk together we filmed a conversation about how we hate bitches, and he said "bitches get stitches." We say it all the time now, and I don't think either of us actually knows what it means, but it rhymes. So that's something.
quirkoholic 3 months ago
@quirkoholic Thats a song by blood on the dance floor xD
Youremyromeo 3 months ago
If pigeons are rats with wings, geese are motherf***ing raccoons or possums with wings.
ajradecki9292 3 months ago
When my friends and I see a hot guy we say look at that window! Like window shopping, just looking for eye candy!!!!! :)
ThatsSoNEON 3 months ago
haha my friends and i say "country" instead of "cunt", just to keep it classy.
iluhvmewsickk 3 months ago
@perfectshot77 And dumbasses who don't know when they should shut the fuck up usually aren't capable of doing everyday things,like commenting on a youtube video. Glad to see you're so special.
Klainersforlife23 3 months ago
We also use fuckweasel to show aggravation or pain, say if we stub our toe.
hatcha987 3 months ago
When someone in my friend group is acting completely and utterly awesome, we call them the coolest thing in the refrigerator/the chillest thing in the freezer. If they're being awful, rude, or otherwise upsetting, we call them the warmest thing on the stove. If they've got on a rockin outfit, we call them the hottest thing in the oven. I love my friends.
hatcha987 3 months ago
when me and my friend see someone wearing something that they just shouldnt ... we kinda just say "bless your soul child"
101javelar 3 months ago
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101javelar 3 months ago
An Anne frank family reunion
allbitenobark 3 months ago
DO THE WHIRLWIND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND! :)
HeyJeremyC 3 months ago
Spot the Trot is one of my favourites, when you see some bitch thinkin she's everything and more when she's really a big fat whore. You know the type.
FazartOrganization 3 months ago
Me and my friend's believe that while talking saying full words is a bit hard and kinda trashy so we say things like obvi, for obvious. While saying goodbye instead of saying bye bitch it's bitche. It's really simple really and makes talking a whole lot faster.
bamcameron 3 months ago in playlist Must Watch Videos
Well, When I'm mad at someone whose a prick, we call them cuntweasels. o:
ho2ea 3 months ago in playlist More videos from tyleroakley
LOL at our school we have a Professor Nagl, no joke.
righteousgroove 3 months ago
Bitch! Make more videos!
ZarkaBoy 3 months ago
Ann family reunion just about killed me! LOL
willmcorrea 3 months ago
We actually have a code...
12 footer-boy with long hair.
7 footer-asian boy.
8 footer-boy with blond hair.
There are various other numbers to our code.
Monroe8mil 3 months ago
:D
Im totally going to be saying these to people! --- Sent From tyleroakley's AppRats (Facebook App)!
ClarissaRissapissa 3 months ago
Let's be real, I've turned Pot Ledom into the new hot damn!
warrenmp3 3 months ago
@warrenmp3 I love Top Model and Tyra, but someone needs to tell her that "Pot Ledeom: is "Model Top" backeards, not "Top Model."
IOpenAtTheClosee 3 months ago in playlist More videos from tyleroakley
@rusman74x oh so people arent born gay now? the pro gay crowd really needs to make up their mind! the real hypocrisy is how contradictory you people are when it suits you. next you'll be going back on what you just and say that nurture overrides nature when it comes to intellect, like your crowd tend to do. quit trying to mince words you pseudointellectual wannabe
proudstr8 3 months ago
@proudstr8 Wow are you fucking stupid, how do you get "so people arent born gay now?" from "haven't heard that a "gay gene" has been found" ??? Way to twist what I said to fit your homophobic agenda. That's the way you hate mongering bigots work.
Your username, "proudstr8," is that perhaps an overcompensation for your own latent homosexuality? Why else would you go to the trouble of selecting so specific a username?
Goodbye, I'm sure you have some gay porn to watch.
rusman74x 3 months ago
@rusman74x blah blah blah keep talking about nothing in an attempt to save face
proudstr8 3 months ago
I saw that picture at the end of the vid when Spencer Pratt came on I was like whoa! N.A.G.L.....AT ALL.
Flesh colored beard...nehhhhhhhhh
SallyMcNight 3 months ago
I've got some celebrity names that I call people with friends just for giggles hahaha but I'm really not an insulting person I promise! It's just for fun...I will just as easily call myself any of them hahaha!\
dirty/trashy....Kim Kartrashian
boring...Lady Blah Blah
chubbs....Robert Fattinson
Sweaty/gross/slicked back....Grease Witherspoon
And when I'm cravin some alcohol..."I'm like Thirsty Alley over here. I need a drankkk"
lmao
DillonJayA 3 months ago
I've totally used Twinkerstilskin...lol
I'm sure you can guess the meaning of that one
Now I've gotta actually think of them!
DillonJayA 3 months ago in playlist Must Watch Videos
his so cute,you remind me of my cute geeky boyfriend. just saying.lol
munuveb 3 months ago in playlist Must Watch Videos
+ beautiful. -YURG.
Phillipa1 3 months ago
I would like to say that you should not listen to all these haters who dislike you you because of how you act and what you do. The best thing you can do in the face of bigotry is to continue living the way you do.
dalhar20 3 months ago
I not discrete at all so I just scream "meu deus...olha q cara lindo", which means "OMG...look at how gorgeous he is" in portuguese (I'm from Brazil)
Anyway...and when there's a N.A.G.L. I say "oh shit...what the fuck in hell is that"
TheZacharynho 3 months ago
@perfectshot77 ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? YOU CANT INSULT A GAY PERSON BY CALLING THEM GAY.
Secondly, homosexuality exists in 450 species. Homophobia exists in 1, humans. It's because stupid idoits like you. Why do you give 2 shits who gay people have sex with? I'm sure no gay person out there cares if you like your women blonde and skinny or ginger and fat.
If you don't like sexual attractions between 2 men, DON'T BE GAY. That simple.
mikem1026 3 months ago
@mikem1026 yeah and those species also commit rape, killing, pedophilia, and walkin around naked, all without consequence. big fuckin deal that it all occurs in nature, so does retardation and deformation but it doesnt make it normal does it?
humans are civilised and have high level sentience, comparing what humans do to what those 450 species do is just fucking stupid.
proudstr8 3 months ago
@mikem1026 gay isn't an insult to a person full stop :)
MrIIDannyII 3 months ago
i don't see a beard :)
iluvthissite2 3 months ago
@perfectshot77 if you dislike gay people why are you voicing this opinion on Tyler's video comments?
Get a life and keep your negative opinions to your self. Also, gay isn't an insult and using retard as one is just plain offensive. So maybe you should stop being such a douche. K bye.
mikem1026 3 months ago 69
@perfectshot77 No I will not "trust" you. You have proven again and again in this conversation that you are not educated. You have no idea what you're talking about and you try to pass your opinions as facts.
The fact that you can't prove your claims and just try to insult me instead proves that you are not able to have an adult conversation. I will not respond anymore as you have proven my point that your homophobia is dumb and unjustified.
Thanks and have a swell day.
letsgo33 3 months ago
@perfectshot77 Yeah indeed I wasn't even talking to you and you came back to insult me. So yep you are wasting your time. I will be convinced that homosexuality causes harm once you bring me the proof of all the "dammage" it causes in children and in people's health (I searched on Google Scholar and found nothing, so you're most likely full of shit).
You've once more ridiculed yourself, but if it makes you feel better to call me names instead of thinking in a logical way, knock yourself out.
letsgo33 3 months ago
We call anybody we have a crush on "Bob". Is Bob there? Will Bob come too? Did you see Bob today? etc., cos we also protect ppl who are not out in my country.
iluminada333 3 months ago
@perfectshot77 I hope you're spend that valuable ignoring time actually getting a life outside pool and youtube arguments. :)
Keysora 3 months ago
@perfectshot77
Uh huh. I'm the child, and all you can come up with is "bitch", "retard", insulting my hobbies and repeating what I've said to you.
The best part about this is that your favourite thing in the whole world is POOL. That isn't much less nerdy than video games, sorry to tell you, captain.
Sorry you can't get pussy. :( That must by why you're so angry.
Keysora 3 months ago
@perfectshot77
HAHAHAHA. Oh. The irony of what you just said.
You're seriously pathetic. Go out and get some pussy, if you can manage it. We won't have to listen to your boring lectures, and you'll be as far away from the gay as possible. Everybody will be happy.
Keysora 3 months ago
@perfectshot77
Ouch, you're really hurting me with your cleverness. Bitch and retard - that's some intense stuff.
Tell you what you should do - you should stop sitting on a gay man's video, spouting your opinions on gay sex and transgendered people. Because guess what? No one gives a fuck what you think. Gay people will continue to be gay, trans people will continue to be trans. All you're doing is wasting your own time, sitting on your ass, where no one takes you seriously. Go out, live life
Keysora 3 months ago
@perfectshot77
Oooh, you went on to my profile and found something to insult me! Guess what, shitbrains, I don't give a fuck. :)
Keysora 3 months ago
@perfectshot77
You are so uneducated. It's hilarious.
Keysora 3 months ago
So my friends and I use these when we're bartending. I suppose it could work at any club or bar though.
Johnny Walker -- Red head hottie
Jack Daniel -- Hottie in general
Cuervo Gold -- Spanish/Mexican hottie
Beefeater -- Biker/Leather jacket hottie
Tanqueray -- A little too much of a beer belly
Mount Gay -- More than 10 gay/lesbians on the floor
"That Jack Dan was cute but I'm gonna go into Mount Gay to find me a Beefeater"
SouporPhailSistors 3 months ago
I love "queue-pons".
seankivi 3 months ago
We say "standing on the fridge" when there's a sensitive situation we want to approach gently.
rakakalala 3 months ago
anytime someone is trying to convince me that their crush is cute when really they are ugly and annoying, I just say "Le' go fool!"
npn4178 3 months ago
@perfectshot77 I don't understand why you consider cross-dressing as child abuse, especially because gender-associated clothing is such a social construct (pink was considered a manly color in the middle ages, women wear pants now, etc.). I don't understand why you feel so strongly about such futile things, but the only advice I can give is to live and let live. Maybe you'll be happier by not getting so riled up about things that don't really matter in the end.
Have a nice day
letsgo33 3 months ago
Vag Trag
A period.
Also, the awful feeling a straight woman gets when she finds out an attractive man is gay.
shlebalism 3 months ago 37
@shlebalism Just found out he is gay, because of this coment. T_T
sarahcupcake12 3 months ago
CLTFFSF-Commie Liberal Tofu Farting Fruity Sparkle Fairy
*actual comment from a conservo-blog that we appropriated to be endearing
eblanblan 3 months ago
My lesbian friends and I love gooping...gay pooping.
potter345 3 months ago
@perfectshot77 cont.. and why should they live in fear?? I think its disgusting!! and what business is it of yours what they do in the bedroom, it would be no diff than me asking you what you do!! How someone dresses or whom they love, and what they do privately in their own home, does not define them as a person. How you act and behave does, so how your behaving defines you, and in my book, your behavior and how you feel makes you a hate filled, nasty bigotted monster. IMO
Silvermaneuk 3 months ago
@perfectshot77 I would concider myself a bad mother to allow my children to be influenced by someone like you. I couldn't give a shit how someone dresses, its their choice. Straight ppl in my experience are far more inappropriate in public than any gay person I have ever seen. I never see gay people sat on park benches with their hands up their gf's top and their tongues down their throats, always young straight couples. I very rarely see a gay cpl even holding hands, for fear of ppl like you!
Silvermaneuk 3 months ago
rubber duckie, if a guy is cute we say rubber duckie and then a "time"
ninaelle2003 3 months ago
@perfectshot77 If you look at it subjectively, any form of sex even as vanilla as the missionary position could potentially cause you harm. Its about doing it safely. I find your viewpoint vile, I find bigottry in all forms gender,race, sexuality etc, to be repugnant. I truly believe that people like you is what makes the world suck, just a little more each day. Its more important IMO how good a person is, than their gender,sexuality and race. Ppl like you bring this world down.
Silvermaneuk 3 months ago
I might say, "guize - just had a 'gasm"
*orgasm*
hahah
MEE SOO CLEVUURR
LongLiveLink3 3 months ago
This man, RIGHT HERE: GAGL
LongLiveLink3 3 months ago
@perfectshot77 Also, am I to understand that you have no problem with homosexuals who don't act like you've described? Or lesbians? I'm just curious.
letsgo33 3 months ago
@perfectshot77 You confuse homosexuals and transvestites. Most gays don't cross-dress, and a lot of people who do are straight. Also, you generalize. Not all gay people act like you've described. And as for the ones who do, you have the right to hate them, but getting so riled up about something so irrelevant in your daily life and so harmless is a bit of an exaggeration don't you think?
letsgo33 3 months ago
@letsgo33
You're wasting your time. Either @perfectshot77 is a giant troll, or he's the kind of person who spends 2 days arguing with people about anal sex on a gay man's youtube video. Either way, you're not going to change his mind, because either way, he has no life. Best to go back to living yours. :)
Keysora 3 months ago
@Keysora I have yet to find a homophobe who will genuinely try to explain their point of view in a logical and objective way, without being mean or stubborn. That's why I spend so much time on this, because it reinforces my opinion that homophobes aren't capable of truly defending their point.
He/she is no exception, being super subjective, not being able to admit it and saying that if I disagree, I'm hopeless. It just goes to show that he/she can't really argue their point. That makes me laugh!
letsgo33 3 months ago
@perfectshot77 You confuse what grosses you out and what is wrong. What disgusts you has nothing to do with how smart you are. Pedophilia and zoophilia are wrong because it's not between consenting adults and it can be harmful. As for eating shit, you would get physically ill. But even if you didn't, it grosses me out, but if you really enjoyed it, who am I to tell you what to do?
Something is wrong when it causes harm or problems. Anal sex and guys kissing cause good (love, pleasure), not harm.
letsgo33 3 months ago