i wanna be a part of it, ill be the joy bomb that gets strapped to jesus' leg, what do ya think??? block buster hits need michael bay explosions!!!!!! let me know i got a million ways to make money for this movie lol
As a devout catholic, I'd have to say that my favorite part of the Passion was when the centurion plunged the spear under Jesus' ribs and the blood spurted out. So cool. Anyone else have a favorite part of the Passion?
ROTFLMFAOOO...heres the deal Pastor..I'll send you 10 Grand to play the Virgin Mary...(i sure as hell aint NO virgin and i got 3 kids BUT im sure that God will forgive me when he fast forwards my life movie to the end and sees how much CASH i have parted with...LOOOOOL)...By the way..on ODD occasions..you even resemble my ALL time favorite NUT CASE..Kenneth Copeland OR that other IMBICILE Benny Hinn who makes the cripple limp a little less...LOOOL...I WANT THAT JOY BOMB...LOOL
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shepherd quit what your doing before some one hires a assasin to put a hit on you,god doesnt love you anymore ,cuz your playing with the minds of innocent people ,i reffer to you as a crack head a coke junky mabey even a guy that smokes jib sores, you are a anti crist ,selling out your belifes bang bang
As a crack tooting, coke huffing jib sore smoker, I find your comment bigoted, poorly spelled and representative of the very real dangers associated with unfortunately severe retardation and unmonitored internet access.
Might need a bigger Jesus plane first for all the crew. Possibly a Jesus train too. Not to mention a Jesus crane for the camera work. So we all need to donate more money.
I just mailed my check for $10,000 to Pastor Shepherd. I'm proud to have invested in God's work. Also I was thinking, we should have Quakers be the Jews of the movie and Amish will be the Romans.
The truth is, we, as sinful Americans, did not deserve Pastor Shepherd to be our President. My family did donate $101.75 for the campaign, but the truth is, that was all, due to my job loss. Pastor Shepherd, I sinned against you by not giving enough money. Please forgive me. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness. If we claim we have not sinned, we make him out to be a liar and his word has no place in our lives.
Pastor Shepherd, you are a JOKE, if you wanna make a Jesus Movie, tell the truth.. not lies! Hypocrite!
dariussuperstar 1 year ago
woooooow
Wbeliever7 1 year ago
This guy is so funny and it is just like the way false preachers are.Way to go and keep doing this
JohnKillrory 1 year ago
Judgment begins at the pulpit and we will see JERKS like this throw into the lake of fire.
Ezekil1320 1 year ago
I want a Joy Bomb dropped on me!!
kenny8689 1 year ago
shut up!
dariussuperstar 2 years ago
i wanna be a part of it, ill be the joy bomb that gets strapped to jesus' leg, what do ya think??? block buster hits need michael bay explosions!!!!!! let me know i got a million ways to make money for this movie lol
much love pastor shepherd
i wont blow it
BOOM WOW
cobhcmofo313 2 years ago
Jesus H Tapdancin Christ, I have SEEN the light!
reggaejuggler 2 years ago
I am a jewish but I don't remember that I killed jesus ?! Strange, lol :-)
itsik1971 2 years ago
Sure you don't...It's the lies that get to me.
SUPAHOSS 2 years ago
You are a fucking retard. Ya I know you are sarcastic.
Mychaels 2 years ago
joy bomb :D
"Joy-bomb WOW"
AlexanderH1991 2 years ago
As a devout catholic, I'd have to say that my favorite part of the Passion was when the centurion plunged the spear under Jesus' ribs and the blood spurted out. So cool. Anyone else have a favorite part of the Passion?
dmowski 2 years ago
christianity is true not catholism
dariussuperstar 2 years ago
chyeah baby. you cant pray to mary just cuz some pope said so 1000 years ago. :)
Lanceypoo8D 2 years ago
lol at :56 seconds
PhyloFilms 2 years ago
this is manipulative and wrong.
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH
Cmontermini 2 years ago
ROTFLMFAOOO...heres the deal Pastor..I'll send you 10 Grand to play the Virgin Mary...(i sure as hell aint NO virgin and i got 3 kids BUT im sure that God will forgive me when he fast forwards my life movie to the end and sees how much CASH i have parted with...LOOOOOL)...By the way..on ODD occasions..you even resemble my ALL time favorite NUT CASE..Kenneth Copeland OR that other IMBICILE Benny Hinn who makes the cripple limp a little less...LOOOL...I WANT THAT JOY BOMB...LOOL
celestrialmind 3 years ago
Can I be one of the guys that kills you? *rolls eyes*
ReagonProductions 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
wow ur gay
HeavenlyAvengedH3 3 years ago
"drop the JOY bomb on you" HA HA HA...damn thats funny. This guy has got to be Atheist...Finally someone with some smarts.
DJBruceWayne 3 years ago
He's not an atheist. He agrees with Pastor John Piper.
VisionaryAmbition 3 years ago
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shepherd quit what your doing before some one hires a assasin to put a hit on you,god doesnt love you anymore ,cuz your playing with the minds of innocent people ,i reffer to you as a crack head a coke junky mabey even a guy that smokes jib sores, you are a anti crist ,selling out your belifes bang bang
destructionest 3 years ago
This is a comedy. He is a comedian. Understand?
Mychaels 3 years ago
As a crack tooting, coke huffing jib sore smoker, I find your comment bigoted, poorly spelled and representative of the very real dangers associated with unfortunately severe retardation and unmonitored internet access.
SUPAHOSS 2 years ago
You need to let Gary Busey play Jesus!
dudaintright 3 years ago 3
Might need a bigger Jesus plane first for all the crew. Possibly a Jesus train too. Not to mention a Jesus crane for the camera work. So we all need to donate more money.
fovea29 3 years ago 3
Jesus movie...Jesus plane. ohhhh!!time to go madmax on gibson.
will Charlton Heston be in it!
don't forget to pickup stephwen baldwin and saraah palin in the plain.
Jaws22373 3 years ago
I just mailed my check for $10,000 to Pastor Shepherd. I'm proud to have invested in God's work. Also I was thinking, we should have Quakers be the Jews of the movie and Amish will be the Romans.
woahkudros 3 years ago
"Joy Bomb"! HA! Lay it on me!
chuckfaststrat 3 years ago
If I donate $10 can I play Judas?
rtardbox 3 years ago
Much better than Mel Gibson I must say!
Mattman924 3 years ago
"Joy bomb! Boom... Ahhhh..."
Awesome!
pisano24 3 years ago
this is the biggest scam ive ever seen..
maxthecat67 3 years ago
It's a joke, maxthecat67, but in doing it he is mocking other televangelists who have similar send me money messages.
Captain42x 3 years ago
If you get to be Jesus I want to be god. Or one of the Amish. I have a Beard I can be both.
toekneebeeears 3 years ago 2
I dated a woman one time who loved me to drop the "Joy Bomb" on her.
shortwaiver 3 years ago 6
So, she loved it when you agreed to give her a divorce?
rtardbox 3 years ago
Dated...never married. Pay attention! Pastor please demand $1000 from rtardbox for limiting God!
shortwaiver 3 years ago
You're just like Job, Pastor Shepherd. God tested you and you stepped up bigtime!
Whatchagonado 3 years ago 3
The truth is, we, as sinful Americans, did not deserve Pastor Shepherd to be our President. My family did donate $101.75 for the campaign, but the truth is, that was all, due to my job loss. Pastor Shepherd, I sinned against you by not giving enough money. Please forgive me. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness. If we claim we have not sinned, we make him out to be a liar and his word has no place in our lives.
FrancisDade 3 years ago
How much to get a producer credit?
brianmpei 3 years ago
I wish I would have given more money! Ugh, I'm so sorry! I'm sorry God!
ThomMac777 3 years ago 2
Once again, this made my tastes lol.
if that makes since
TheMPDFamily 3 years ago
Pastor Shepherd is a cinematic genius.
aaron197432 3 years ago 2
Can my Character Brussels play the role of Lucifer in the desert?
MangaGothicTheMovie 3 years ago
I voted for you!
AstoundedAtheist 3 years ago