Video Virus

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VIRUS

[CassetteMaster]

Wopper, McFlurry and a diet Coke!

[starmist1]

Lol at trying to order a Whopper :D

and thanks for the moniter cleaning

[TimeIsMoney300]

lol thanks for cleaning my monitor i got the rest

[regularguy5mb]

Thanks for cleaning the inside of my monitor. I went full screen so you got the whole thing.

What kind of drugs ya got? I wanna make sure to get the same stuff.

[KruptedSoul]

lol

[TheAstroChild]

ROFLMAO!

I loved the tongue depressors with the little faces on them. And cleaning the inside of my monitor? BA-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!

You're such a weirdo, I love it! =D

[jzuzphreek]

"I'm gonna clean the inside of your monitor." Classic!!

[fehquig]

Get well soon if you're not better already!

[Braves300]

i only wait like 30 mins for my Doc Engelken is the shit!!!!!!!!! we are homies cause i know of his son and daughter woooooooo...

you tube rules!

[Braves300]

Geez you had a long time in the office ....... my doctor in Engelken from Topeka ,Kansas !!!!!!!

Engelken Rules!

[genuvalgum]

was that little instant a Björk's Earth Intruders video? I just love it, you and my favourite musician.

[chelseapensioner]

i wish this was even vaguely funny...

[crazyking121]

hi i like pie and i am not 57 years old like it say  on my page i just posted the birth date crap

[hartnell114]

lol want fries with that?

[dwljk]

that's why healthcare is so expensive...hahaha

[aterimperator]

Damnit! I really am sick... And I really did watch your videos last week... So this is either a disgusting coincidence or a creepy reality...

[gecko25us]

Same Here!

[Naltsohaulic]

Oh, that explains the Hershey squirts I've had for two weeks...Thanks Nalty! Well, at least I've dropped a few pounds out of it.

[ricks73eb]

LMAO!~!

[boylebongo]

bjorkmusic.

[OliveMonkeys]

nalts you are so funny

[QueenCuda]

LOL THATS FUNNY.

[erobichaux]

so thats why im sick...

[mooitz]

The cure is usually to simply re-boot.

[AsertyDances]

Great video. Creative. Funny. You have it all. All of it.

[Jersey526]

This goes a long way toward explaining my mouse's diarrhea. Thanks a whole freaking lot.

[y2kjonrichards]

Why would you have to spam if your comment is true? I'm not even going to waste my time looking at your channel!

[hurbed]

this was entertaining

[kasimirneumann]

the last jokes was the best. the rest wasn't actually really cracking me up.

[kimisladybug]

Nalts you are hilariously funny..and I bet they charge your insurance for all that stuff you played with while waiting for the Doc lol "Could I get a whopper, mcflurry and a diet coke?" LMAO

[kerilizmon]

i actually have a cold! but i'm sure it wasn't your fault nalts! :P

[R3d3y3sz]

i thought it was condom in there

[TubeCaan]

DAMNIT NALTS :'(

[ArtisticHater]

I'll be using condoms while watching half naked dancing sexy girls on YouTube from now on. Thanks

[Jet124]

porn scam

[USALawyer]

38 going on 12 years old.

[indycat47]

Didn't it start at the freak convention? Told yaaaa. :)

[RoboFillet]

Is that a... drive through pharmacy? What...? I had no idea those even existed!

[trillian57]

Didn't your Mom teach you to not mess with the stuff in the doctor's office?

[aangelkiss3]

Hahah lying to ur doctor isn`t good..She should of given u a rectal exam ..That would teach u not to lie..I feel infected now..Thx !

[Michelle5451]

I've been sick since last Monday and now know who to blame.

[kiriconan]

good u had wake up to reality thanks!

[soundrone]

DANG IT NALTS.....

[soundrone]

oh good more meds nalts loves meds. make sure to chew them they work better.haha ya know i think i kinda feel the sniffles comming on

[l0gically]

Just wait till you get your bill and see $500 bandaids and stuff. lol

[2of6Solutions]

Don't believe the doctors Nalts! This virus, which no one has actually been able to photograph, is actually caused by stress and a negative mental attitude. This virus only exist in your mind.

[Addue]

Dude, really it's not cool to spam other ppl's vids. But I'll watch your illusion

[Addue]

lol...didn't see that comming. Okay I gotta know

A)is she really a Doctor?

B) how did you approach your Doctor to say something funny in a video for you?

[P8SN529460]

You need a tour of Iraq - you prick!

[bakeristehawsome]

lol thats some funny shit

[Zipster08]

No wonder you're getting DOUGHY!! A Whopper and a MacFlurry!! Nalts, I thought we talked about this!?

[jkiddfan]

hehehehehe i think i got it 2! *cough cough*

[ptbernard]

I knew you were sick before you said anything. You were coughing in your videos---too many You Tube meetings.

[TheCouncellor]

Two good videos on the trot.Your on a roll.

[sarrycrey]

So THATS why I havent been able to post anything in a week!

[sniderangel]

crap i knew i knew i knew,

[indygirl28]

That explains it all now!! Thanks a lot for the massive cold Nalts! Preciate it! ;)

[chad5161]

why is this even featured? it's not even funny! i bet this video was made in Britain or something, sense they're movies aren't funny

[Nimrod980]

Featured? What are you on? And how old are you, 9? You probably can't understand British humour.

[liftdoctor]

<---------here, take two of these every four hours, and call me in the morning

[vamp666babe]

*sneeze* you better have insurance

[txnrobin]

i think i'll have to report you to the health department... ;)

[mykelao]

lol~I loved the ending

[troypensacola]

Nalts, again great videos! You are a genuis oh mighty viral video maker. Hey the website is up and I dumped Mr.Pregnant and added Happslip. I also added more to your page! Rock on man!

[Fishslime1]

Nalts-see you and the family at the Zen show tonight-my 110 year old grandma made you some chicken soup-BLESS HER HEART ! its worked for over a century-I'll have dinner with the family if you don't mind(I clean up nice)-hope Farley will be there - HE'S COOL!!

[Smakovich]

Now i have to watch TV, aarrghh

[weareNOTemo]

funny... i have a soar throught and i threw up on wendsday!!! hooray! i got a virus from nalts!

[falloutitchy]

This is the best one in a while! Keep it up!

[Arboy28]

LOL! You'll be hearing from my lawyer...or my Uncle Vito....!

[fjmnkl]

HMM..LOL

[lennonfan77]

Just like a man... waiting so long to go to the doctor! Maybe Ian caught something..opps. did I say that outloud???

[chrisbin1979]

thanks nalts now that im sick you need to bring me some chicken soup lol great video

[milesforwin]

Nalts, I'm seriously sick now. THANKS.

[andrewdude1]

hey! i was sick last week! now i know why! lol

[insanenaltsfanEE]

insanity is no illness...hehe...and your video is no virus...its a drug...I'm addicted........;)

EE

[DarthOmega]

Omg.... what the hell Nalts! Because of you, I got sick and spread it to everyone at my school! Noooo! The sneezing.... the coughing.... I knew that I shouldn't have watched your videos last week. Stupid, stupid self!

*Achoo*!

[yorenemesis]

Wow, a drive threw drug store? Never seen one of them before.

[KenwoodKlown]

So that's what that stinging is! I knew it was you, I just knew it! Thanks a lot...Jerk.

[novmoon]

Leave those things alone!Oooooo your in trouble now buster, playing with medical supplies. Oh thanks alot Buddy, I have to go now and clean thanks to you. LOL

[ProfeTa6]

I will not disenfect my keyboard and monitor, and risk losing all the stuff I acumulated?

[koko56]

I actually feel ill today LOL!

[wstoner]

Now I know why I why I am sick :(

[troypensacola]

Never mind Nalts. Darn sever is down website down. Great videos you are making, and enjoy sharing. Stay tuned website will be back up soon. Who host willvideoforfood? My host suck.

[troypensacola]

Server fixed. I am a one man team with 0 exp on web design. I created this on my own with about $50 bucks. I am a video junkie who made a great site for fun. You are on there.

[troypensacola]

Nalts, I redesigned website. Hope you had time to stop by. TROYPENSACOLA

[nalts]

You got me

[nalts]

I'll tell her you said so.

[mrkevinpppfff]

haha, the end was brillant

[Saraswatifan]

Thanks for the warning. I think I'd better unsubscribe for a while, just in case...

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

hahaha! i cannot believe you take that camera everywhere.

[adelal]

Drive through Chemists... you have drive through Chemists over there... man... is there anything you don't drive through?

Hehe

[LukaIsntLuka]

oh. it was you. though i'd had too much gellato or something. thanks a lot, nalts! 5stars! :-)

[GaySonOfNalts]

Great video, daddy!

[nalts]

Back in the closet. People musn't know I have a fifth until you get this gay phase out your system.

[TXStateBobcats]

Wooo the guy at the pharmacy looked like Harry Potter!

[nalts]

10 years from now?

[TXStateBobcats]

Probably so! Once he spends all of his movie money he'll need to find work again.

[neabear77]

I am sorry I gave you my cold! Hope you feel better soon! :) 5/5!

[Espiriteus]

I knew it... how could you? 14 sneezes in a row, midnight asthma attacks. These things aren't good for me, or my mother for whom I am currently caring, after surgery! Shame on you Kevin, SHAME ON YOU!!

[nalts]

Albuteral, flonase, predisone and asselin. I spelled em all wrong.

[beeleetoodles]

albuterol, your spelled flonases correctly, prednisone, I am not sure what that last med is suppose to be. :)

[Espiriteus]

Yes you did, but I'll be nice today.

[YuoTubeViewer]

nalts, please deinterlace your videos =/

[nalts]

I noticed that too here. Do you think it was because I uploaded via TubeMogel? The last time I deinterlaced it had weirder lines.

[NutCheese]

Can this Video Virus give me anal warts?

[nalts]

No those are from Thor's donkey.

[liftdoctor]

lol !!!

[majestia19]

All I have to say is Whopper=Burger King McFlury=McDonald's. Your slip up tells me you've been cheating on McDonald's. How could you?

[nalts]

But in fairness I had a quarter pounder for lunch. They're just too many syllables.

[kiriconan]

u were really sick ur last videos sucked better change

[R4ndomCrap]

I changed my mind about them putting banner ads in your videos. it might make them more interesting

[nalts]

And they'll all say "click here" even though you can't.

[ausgirl]

Nice to see a Doctor played along for your video LOL :D

[WideGauge]

No worries. I got the viral video vaccine a while back.

[Ramborol]

Nalts why didn't you tell me sooner.... I spent all last week watching your old videos. I think I'm getting it bad. P.S. I think sxe phil caught it to I think your going to start an epidemic

[Espiriteus]

It's the Nalts Epidemic. About two hundred years ago, there was a similar epidemic in the south of France, wiped out about a quarter of the population.

[nalts]

I'm being paid by big pharma. They'll have a cure, but it's going to cost $200 per month.

[bnritter]

neat

[Pawys1111]

geez thanks for spreading it. Iam still trying to get rid of the lice..

[monicavm]

Thanks for getting the inside of my monitor — that happens so rarely. I'll get right on the outside.

[alphaba2]

I knew you were going to play with that glove.

[atlmomof2]

I am so proud you went to CVS! When you are in Marietta, come see me if you need your prescripton (I'm your local pharmacist!). I have to work that weekend or else I'd be there!

[nalts]

Oh I'm totally stopping by. I'm the guy who's picking up his Oxycodone. I can't remember my name.

[janeaustinfan333]

Cough,cough that explains it! ;) hey i really like how you post vids. dayliy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MyRealityBytes]

Nalts! it says video responses have to be approved by the owner. Check your settings

[nalts]

Thanks. That's weird. Must be defaulting back to that. OHHH- I know why. I uploaded via videomogul.

[plumpspork]

its the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IQchallenged]

wow a drive through chemist, you people just don't like being seen walking out of your cars.

[jellybeansies]

i know! i don't even think we have those in Canada.

[nalts]

Or iPhone. Check out mrhog's video.

[iansinsane321boom]

im infected

[time2live09]

I like your new background for your page nalts!!!!

[nalts]

Thanks. Whathisname made it.

[vier200406]

thanks the inside of my monitor needed cleaning

[raconter1]

So much for the sterility of the doctor's office supplies!! We can get you a job working for the CDC, if you don't mind moving to Atlanta! LOL

[Anjelikka]

LOL...if I get sick now...I will need a subsitute to teach my class....

[oneiblind30]

Bobby did it.

[OceanusProcellarum]

You are so silly.

[Furnifur]

...but you don't watch other videos. You mean we can get sick from your videos? Oh NO!! Luckily I already cleaned my keyboard. A McFlurry and a Diet Coke no wonder you are sick.

[nalts]

I actually did watch someone else's this week. Two of them.

[Intermezzo411]

Aw, dammit Nalts, I knew I caught it from you, I just KNEW it! Oh, well...I think I'll make a video and spread the germs...I mean joy. :-) Hope you feel better soon! *hugs* ~Marissa

[scipelayo]

I blame Ed!

[awashcloth]

The wipes probably disinfect better but I used

a wash cloth! Hope that does the trick?

[nalts]

Yes. Now lick it.

[BoomerChick55]

Shit, now I'm gonna want to film and play with stuff at the gyno next time, thanks.

[nalts]

Oh I love diarrhea.

[ClintVanS]

haha this is cool

[Cbax2]

Dang, you are as bad as my husband, playing with all the goodies in the Dr.'s office.  My husband makes obscene gestures to the video cameras, and goes thru all the drawers and plays with all the gadgets too...geez worse than kids, I swear!! lol

[nalts]

I'm here so you know you're not alone. Don't blame him. It's as instinctive as the need to hunt.

[bubbaone2]

lol i have video virus also lolz!!

[nalts]

I do mix 'em up. And you really don't want to accidentally apply an antiseptic towel in the moment of passion.

[GraceAbby]

hahahaha.I love you nalts

[hinata9312]

Oh. . . well that makes sense. I've been out of school for four days from being sick. Thanks Nalts! (And for once, I'm not being kidding. I didn't do my homework :D)

[fuzzyredsparkles]

So, I've pretty much had an IV drip of DayQuil/NyQuil for the last ten days... now at least I know why... thanks, Nalts.

[nalts]

Are you turning green. "They" say you'll turn green. I like DayQuil. Gives me a happy buzz.

[fuzzyredsparkles]

Yes, actually - a lovely shade of puce. Why... is that bad?

[fuzzyredsparkles]

Hm. Except that puce is purple, not green... oh crap... maybe I should stop taking this stuff...

[mrcainchild]

Whoa, for a second there I thought you were ripping open a condom at frame 1:56

[StrengthJ00]

fooling around in the doctors office is always fun

[mouseggurl102]

OMG, it that the reason why I'M sick??

[bobsully]

faker....git ur lazy butt back ta work...

[nalts]

Alright. Monday.

[HipHopReallySucks]

xaxaxaaxa keep it on dude i hope this was the most constructive comment of your life

[rukon06]

really funny

[CoffeeCupOfNalts]

He touched me all over and I got sick.

[nalts]

Caressed. Caressed, you mean.

[irishtrol]

thats funny cause im really am sick no joke. darn you nalts jk

[nalts]

Me too. Eat lots of fatty salty food.

[fatcatjack9]

Haha, I actually got sick YESTERDAY when I watched your sick video... *cough* thanks a bunch naltsy :)

[nalts]

Oh cool! Make a video about it!

[fatcatjack9]

AAAAAH!!!! NALTS ACTUALLY REPLIED TO MY COMMENT! THE ONE AND ONLY NALTS!!! HAIL TO THEE!!! AAAAAAAHH!!

Maybe I will. But I'm not sick anymore :D it was an overnight cold. But thanks for your condolences anyways.

[fatcatjack9]

If that's even the right word to use. *looks it up in the dictionary...*

Oh crap. It probably isn't.

[nalts]

Which word? Hail? Or condolences? All I really heard in that comment was hail.

[freddie7456]

i have been felling a bit sick lately

[videochick770]

ooohhhh did you have to pay for that diagnosis?

[nalts]

Managed care did. HA HA Aetna!

[RubixCubikz]

I think u were the one who made me sick...hmm...

jk I love your videos, nice job!

[silverscreamgrl]

LOL @ ordering food from Burger King and McDonald's at the same pharmacy drive thru window ;)

Thankfully I have a 'thing' about antibacterial wipes. I think I'm safe, but thanks for warning us.

[nalts]

Why is it funnier when I read your description than when I see the video?

[silverscreamgrl]

It's not--it's just the NyQuil ;)

BTW, you were briefly on i-Caught Tuesday evening (part of a colab vid for geriatric1927). I have it on my DVD hard drive if you want/need a copy?

[HeilFire]

*cough* *cough*

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!!! FUCK YOU!!! *cough*

[MarkTubingYou]

I laughed at you messing with stuff in the room.

I always wanted to do that,but was afraid I would get charged 200$ for a used tongue depressor.

The glove would have cost me 400$,because they would call

it a safety device.NAPPY