Was that Seth Green on the side? I was watching this thinking about how I should really finish up that Algebra 2 and then I saw him and got all excited to play Mass Effect 3.
He did predict it to an extent. Artie said he would get $40 mill for not working and that's what ultimately happened. NBC was forced to pay out the remainder of Conan's contract when they moved him from his slot. Great call Artie..
I know this isn't in the spirit of the clip, but Too Fat To Fish is an amazing book. It offers a great insight into the troubled life of dear Artie ..
@RussianAssassin21 Yeah, no, that's essentially untrue. Most comedians acknowledge that Artie Lange is a gifted comedian. He's not disciplined like some of his contemporaries, including Norm Macdonald, but his stand-up is really good.
Artie didn't predict it, it was Howard Stern...I miss Artie so bad! He has a new radio show in October... hope he does well... Howard's prediction watch?v=PiEHWhhcwN0
It is normal not to take advice from Artie, but when he is right you feel like a real fuck up when you fail. Don't get me wrong Artie is one of my favorites, just saying.....
I really don't think this is a prediction. I mean, sure he had his reservations about it, which I'm sure a lot of people had, but this is far from a prediction.
At any rate, Conan handled the whole deal with grace and class and set a good example as a role model.
How fucking fat is Arite here?! holy shit.. arent heroin addicts supposed to be ripped like iggy pop? I miss Arite.. seems like the fatter he got the better the stern show was.. had to go and ruin it for everyone.. suicide, waaa!!
@jacobleb420 Well in that case he was totally wrong. Conan has repeatedly said during interviews that losing the tonight show ended up being the greatest thing to happen in his entire career.
And with all due respect for that statement, because I love Conan's art. The man is a literary giant of comedy. He was the show when I was 13, 14, etc. laughing my ass off at the gaseous weiner. The numerous high-profile interviews, with people like Bill Clinton. Bob Dole, Arnold Shwarzenneger and Don King!!
After all the shit storms at NBC between Leno, and Johnny, Dave, Conan, Tartakoff, Littlefield, etc., I think everyone expected the worst. I think Conan could have kept the Tonight Show, had he retained the edge he brought to Late Night, and scrapped all those stupid "big-budget" jokes with cars and watermelons. Conan was the man on Late Night, even better than Dave. It's too bad he didn't stay with what made his name.
@WriterJohnC I have to agree. Everyone says how he got so much better on the Tonight Show, but he was working so hard to make it more flashy that I think he overprepared and the result was he was less laid back and less spontanious. He's best when he is just himself improvising. That;'s why the writer's strike ruled.
@MickyG4444 And I apologize for that statement because of the respect I have for Conan and the love of his material. Coincidence that I was just thinking about him this morning. Thanks!
This son of a bitch is hollywoods most shameless asshole. He proves, if there was any doubt, that there is a market for Shit. Tastless Hack. Trying to use the lowest common Slacker mentality to live off of. He's a maggot, a leach,a freeloader,And scum like this lives on and on and on. While we lose the Greats.
@waitin4winter No, Artie didn't spell it out, BUT "40 million dollars not to work, I've got to look into that." Conan was paid over 30 million dollars NOT TO WORK after nbc fired him.
@ffiinnrroodd yeah this looks like star wars characters having a drink in the cantina...picture artie as jaba the hut and i dont know for conan he's just conan
Conan only gets that money if NBC breached their side of the deal. In his contract if NBC had reneged on the agreement then Conan gets the money. If Conan had formally quit then NBC would not have had to pay Conan and his staff that 40 million. So , basically , its a penalty to NBC if they breached. I guess Leno staying longer would've actually been a breach as Artie hypothesized at 0:40 ..Conan MIGHT've been playing dumb on not knowing about the 40 mill part. I'm not sure.
@Seniorchubakens Yes, actually. Artie and Michael showed up at a buffet simultaneously. Artie got impatient with the slow staff, and, well... you can figure out the rest.
I love Conan, but as he said himself, he's like a redheaded rube. We'd all be better off if he had just stayed with Late Night, and like Artie correctly pointed out, collected the money. It was all some elaborate ploy to oust Conan from NBC.
STERN is funny, out there, outrageous, but first he one of the greatest minds in the radio / entertainment industry. your surprised Howard & his people predicted this?? Stern worked for WNBC, he knows what goes on and has been saying since the 80's executives wouldn't know talent if it slapped them in the face, KING OF ALL MEDIA.
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conan's an insincere little schmuck, artie was spot on and was tellin the truth, and conan obviously knew it was the truth, but played it off because he always tries to play the innocent card.. as if he's just mistakenly been given a show n has no idea whats going on....
Jimmy Fallon needs to shoot himself in the face.......he sucks
daJman54 1 day ago
That book is a landmark on my living room table. Fuckin rules.
JapJackson 3 days ago
"40 Mill not to work? Get me that Deal" Looks like Conan got what he asked for
ChuckNoarus 1 week ago
i really like this show but opie annoys the shit out of me
shmayy 2 weeks ago
Was that Seth Green on the side? I was watching this thinking about how I should really finish up that Algebra 2 and then I saw him and got all excited to play Mass Effect 3.
FlintSparkedStudios 3 weeks ago
That guy is fucked up.
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Artie is fat as all hell.
UntilWeMeetAgainVic 3 weeks ago
18th appearance and he throw up 3 fingers, hahaha WTF
rickyr123190 3 weeks ago
Teach a fan to wish, feed him for a day. Teachers fan a fish, are feeted for a lifetime.
Floortile83 3 weeks ago
anyone else before they clicked on the video that artie was michael moore haha
mynameisvoit 1 month ago
Eh....he doesn't....predict the fiasco. Just cuz he said it was a bad move? Wow...spooky!
inrwizards 1 month ago
Fat people are funny... well just men, fat women are just sad.
channing76 1 month ago 5
Artie is like Nostradamus except...
Weiszcracker 1 month ago
Holy crap! Artie is a big man. Just saw Dirty Work a while ago and you can't believe it's the same person from then to now. Size-wise that is.
szqsk8 1 month ago
conan is starting to look like beavis
jabbyjabjo 2 months ago
i cant find the full interview wtf
KiLLxDoZeR 2 months ago
Loose Cannon Artie ruled
MissDeeCole 2 months ago
Why does Artie look like Michael Moore.
ladyintheradiator187 2 months ago 3
Everytime I see Artie Lang somewhere I just think to myself, "he's still alive?"
shizoid123 2 months ago
wow now that i see this old video he lost a lot of wight !
anythinggoesjoe 2 months ago
god wtf happen to him he looks even worse than he normally does
tavern2468 3 months ago
@tavern2468 He lost weight since this. He's looking pretty good. now.
SteamEqualsFAIL 3 months ago
0:20 - Conan practicing his Tonight Show voice.
Erectoralporicy 3 months ago 26
Conan seemed uncomfortable about this
skinwalkerxxx 3 months ago
He did predict it to an extent. Artie said he would get $40 mill for not working and that's what ultimately happened. NBC was forced to pay out the remainder of Conan's contract when they moved him from his slot. Great call Artie..
jtm5 3 months ago 12
@jtm5 he was just parroting what stern had said....
Marsdevilsvolta 2 weeks ago
So it was actually tv Guide predicted the Conan Leno fiasco
xLilBuddhax 3 months ago 2
I know this isn't in the spirit of the clip, but Too Fat To Fish is an amazing book. It offers a great insight into the troubled life of dear Artie ..
notpeterhansen 4 months ago
funny cuz Artie killed on Jimmy's show
longview1987 4 months ago
holy shit, artie has lost a ton of weight since this interview
dreamseller1135 4 months ago
Conan sure looked up that 40 million clause in his contract after this lol.
lionslicer9999 4 months ago
whoa, artie lookin' like michael moore here.
KenFan4life 4 months ago
gosh Micheal moor realy let himself go
kaneMANonFIRE 4 months ago
So there you are, tubby. Look like a bucket of lard on a bad day. You baby gorilla. Why don't you work in a zoo, and stop bothering people?
noctmor 4 months ago
Is that fat ass sitting on Artie Lang? Jesus I had no idea he got that big!
Jroy9108 4 months ago
Regardless, Artie sucks on and off the stage. He's a loser that only uses shock value; he's the Rush Limbaugh of shit comedy.
RussianAssassin21 4 months ago
@RussianAssassin21 Yeah, no, that's essentially untrue. Most comedians acknowledge that Artie Lange is a gifted comedian. He's not disciplined like some of his contemporaries, including Norm Macdonald, but his stand-up is really good.
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Artie didn't predict it, it was Howard Stern...I miss Artie so bad! He has a new radio show in October... hope he does well... Howard's prediction watch?v=PiEHWhhcwN0
zorgdude 5 months ago
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zorgdude 5 months ago
He is fat...
drummerhere 5 months ago
1:22 SETH GREEN FTW
jewelfewel 5 months ago
Is it just me? or did Artie Lange just predict Conan's future? lol
Serpentor1080 5 months ago
They actually DID pay him about $ 30 million - not to work
SALESPRODUCTIONS 5 months ago
artie will burst
mammers11 5 months ago
Conor Oberst And The Mystic Valley Band!!!
umbroog 5 months ago
ARTIE SHOULD GO BACK WITH HOWARD STERN
lamfrocks 5 months ago
"Picture if you will...one man correctly predicts the future of a late night talk show host..."
MeenyMcSweeny 5 months ago
It is normal not to take advice from Artie, but when he is right you feel like a real fuck up when you fail. Don't get me wrong Artie is one of my favorites, just saying.....
fatguyaaron 5 months ago
omg he wont stop getting fatter... !!! I worry for Artie's health
fxfrms 5 months ago
witty conversations with jimmy fallon LMAO
tra789 5 months ago 2
I really don't think this is a prediction. I mean, sure he had his reservations about it, which I'm sure a lot of people had, but this is far from a prediction.
At any rate, Conan handled the whole deal with grace and class and set a good example as a role model.
Sorkijan 6 months ago
0:20 my dog started barking
sakowihe75 6 months ago
How fucking fat is Arite here?! holy shit.. arent heroin addicts supposed to be ripped like iggy pop? I miss Arite.. seems like the fatter he got the better the stern show was.. had to go and ruin it for everyone.. suicide, waaa!!
GeneG83 6 months ago
I thought you lost weight on heroin
kdj997 6 months ago
essentailly every comedian knew what would happen...cuz they all know leno.
slimshaid 7 months ago 2
There will never be another Artie Lange.. comic genius
OnMyGrindEveryDay 7 months ago
Artie Lange looks like a skinnier version of Michael Moore.
donnyv78 7 months ago
BABY GORILLA <3
fakehater99 7 months ago
He didn't predict anything. He just said that it was going to be a bad move. That is not a prediction.
BUTANE007 7 months ago
@BUTANE007
Well technically he predicted that it would be a bad move which it was, he just wasn't specific on the details of course.
jacobleb420 6 months ago
@jacobleb420 Well in that case he was totally wrong. Conan has repeatedly said during interviews that losing the tonight show ended up being the greatest thing to happen in his entire career.
BUTANE007 6 months ago
@BUTANE007
Well of course he's going to say that to save face, but it simply isn't true. He was better off when he was doing the late show than he is now.
jacobleb420 6 months ago
@jacobleb420
Are you seriously going to stand there and call Conan O'brien a liar? Not cool, dude. Not cool...
BUTANE007 6 months ago
Artie in this video was as fat as "Octomom".
faffaflunkie 7 months ago
holy fatFuck batman
FUwogs 7 months ago
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And with all due respect for that statement, because I love Conan's art. The man is a literary giant of comedy. He was the show when I was 13, 14, etc. laughing my ass off at the gaseous weiner. The numerous high-profile interviews, with people like Bill Clinton. Bob Dole, Arnold Shwarzenneger and Don King!!
WriterJohnC 7 months ago
did michael moore eat artie lang, or did artie lang eat michael moore and steal his clothing?
cluhmann6 7 months ago 2
40 mill.......buy an island
human0un 8 months ago
Did anyone hear the goat at around 0:15
Davetacular45 8 months ago 139
@Davetacular45
That's a silly way to yell "yeaaahh" xD
mugiwaranopedro 4 months ago
After all the shit storms at NBC between Leno, and Johnny, Dave, Conan, Tartakoff, Littlefield, etc., I think everyone expected the worst. I think Conan could have kept the Tonight Show, had he retained the edge he brought to Late Night, and scrapped all those stupid "big-budget" jokes with cars and watermelons. Conan was the man on Late Night, even better than Dave. It's too bad he didn't stay with what made his name.
WriterJohnC 8 months ago
@WriterJohnC they didnt give him enough time to find his groove on the new slot
Jopari444 8 months ago
@WriterJohnC I have to agree. Everyone says how he got so much better on the Tonight Show, but he was working so hard to make it more flashy that I think he overprepared and the result was he was less laid back and less spontanious. He's best when he is just himself improvising. That;'s why the writer's strike ruled.
MickyG4444 7 months ago
@MickyG4444 And I apologize for that statement because of the respect I have for Conan and the love of his material. Coincidence that I was just thinking about him this morning. Thanks!
WriterJohnC 7 months ago
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WriterJohnC 7 months ago
he got big...
MrDirectorMan18 8 months ago
This son of a bitch is hollywoods most shameless asshole. He proves, if there was any doubt, that there is a market for Shit. Tastless Hack. Trying to use the lowest common Slacker mentality to live off of. He's a maggot, a leach,a freeloader,And scum like this lives on and on and on. While we lose the Greats.
What a Sack of Shit.
MrAgitator 9 months ago
He got paid $30 million for breach of contract from NBC.
kennbob707 9 months ago
I love Artie. <3
MorbidMira 9 months ago
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Who is that fatass and why should i care about his predictions?
Quex01 9 months ago
fat basterd!!!!
kickyourass777 10 months ago
hmm, i seem to be missing the part where Artie Lange predicted the Conan Leno fiasco.
waitin4winter 10 months ago 22
@waitin4winter No, Artie didn't spell it out, BUT "40 million dollars not to work, I've got to look into that." Conan was paid over 30 million dollars NOT TO WORK after nbc fired him.
ilovebrandnewcarpets 10 months ago
@ilovebrandnewcarpets that's still hardly predicting the conan-leno fiasco.
waitin4winter 10 months ago
@waitin4winter He got paid to not do the tonight show. When Leno came back, they bought out Conan's contract
spikedawg1970 4 months ago
@waitin4winter He was paid around 33 million not to appear on tv for 11 months
spudlington 4 months ago
@waitin4winter The 40 million deal.
klwewf 3 months ago
@waitin4winter he saiys "i think it's a bad move" refering to Conan going to LA
ooneto193110 3 months ago
artie is huge.
DocSicnarf 10 months ago
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0:18 MYYYEEAAAWWSSSS!!
ChiefLinesider07 11 months ago
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0:18 MYYYEEAAAWWSSSS!!
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ChiefLinesider07 11 months ago
artie's going to drop dead soon. looks awful
RollingOrmond 11 months ago
Artie apparently ate the Andy
southrules 11 months ago
I thought it was a bad move, too. I thought Conan was great where he was. It worked great and it just didn't make any sense to mess with what worked.
alexrogers411 11 months ago
artie lange looks like death.
CorneliusZelius 11 months ago 2
Where's the prediction? When it said "I think it's a bad move"? That's hardly a prediction.
BlueRonin44 11 months ago 7
@BlueRonin44 Coco got $30 million for not working. (Compete claus with TBS...)
YaaashMichaelScott 11 months ago
@BlueRonin44 It's a prediction without an explanation. More importantly, Artie was right.
funoh1 5 months ago
@BlueRonin44 "40 million dollars not to work"
marcsman229 5 months ago
@BlueRonin44 well it WAS a bad move
longview1987 4 months ago
@BlueRonin44 no shit lmao ... "i wont have a show to do don't leave its a bad idea" .. some perdicting
cottodabodykill 4 months ago
@BlueRonin44 no kidding. Norm Macdonald, on the other hand, nailed almost every detail in his understated norm way.
alteregoash 4 months ago
Looks like he did get that deal. Well he did say he wanted it.
Chimchimchu 11 months ago
Artie, himself, is a fiasco.
SirHprdgn 11 months ago
artie looks horrible :S
Hammersmashed68 1 year ago
fuck. I love conan but he 'IS' a gutless pussy most of the time.
LordThree 1 year ago
I remember this episode!
bibby42 1 year ago
how many people thought that was michael moore at first?
graphx311 1 year ago
Anyone else thinks that Conan is a really weird looking guy?
ffiinnrroodd 1 year ago
@ffiinnrroodd yeah this looks like star wars characters having a drink in the cantina...picture artie as jaba the hut and i dont know for conan he's just conan
thSubliminalCriminal 1 year ago
Yeah. But did Conan predict the Artie fiasco.
faffaflunkie 1 year ago
Disgusting fat slob with a voice of a mouse.
electricslipper 1 year ago
@electricslipper What does Michael Moore have to do with this?
manzi71 1 year ago
How the hell is Lange still alive? He looks like crap.
BruiserKnux 1 year ago
Wow, Artie Lang is a disgusting slob.
CaseyStelken 1 year ago
@CaseyStelken Awesome you should try to be a cunt all the time.
spudchabaz 1 year ago
@CaseyStelken and you sir are a faggot.
helloolleh555 1 year ago
@helloolleh555 Say what you want, kids. Artie Lang is a lazy, sloppy, gross piece of shit.
CaseyStelken 1 year ago
the howard stern show is so much better with artie off he was such a boring part off the show . Howard Stern is a god .
Lady1991ist 1 year ago
@Lady1991ist Lies. Now we have to listen to Robin talk her bullshit non stop.
spudchabaz 1 year ago
@Lady1991ist You're joking, right?
helloolleh555 1 year ago
@Lady1991ist Nice story lady.
Exodous23 1 year ago
holy crap!! Stern and Lange was right...I don't remember seeing this...but holy ****!!!
who0oam1 1 year ago
Forty million dollars not to work? Haha, sweet, I gotta look into that....Is that a possibility?
LOL, Oh, Coco. <3
mtnjoy 1 year ago
Conan only gets that money if NBC breached their side of the deal. In his contract if NBC had reneged on the agreement then Conan gets the money. If Conan had formally quit then NBC would not have had to pay Conan and his staff that 40 million. So , basically , its a penalty to NBC if they breached. I guess Leno staying longer would've actually been a breach as Artie hypothesized at 0:40 ..Conan MIGHT've been playing dumb on not knowing about the 40 mill part. I'm not sure.
ReeseMac 1 year ago
HAhAHAHA Boy, did he get that deal
jacobdmarsing 1 year ago
Wow. Nostradamus.
mdlvideo 1 year ago
How did he predict 40? Fark
AccordionManiac 1 year ago
@AccordionManiac oh right, tv guide.
AccordionManiac 1 year ago
jeez artie lang rrrrreally let himself go...
Ramsterous777 1 year ago
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ReeseMac 1 year ago
wow that was extremely interesting....
synergysouls 1 year ago
i never knew michael moore was so funny
skipps69 1 year ago
wow
beadyslay 1 year ago
He looks like Mr. Plinkett.
JacktheRipTaylor 1 year ago
I didn't know that snorting enough blow to kill a whale made one psychic.
ogredm 1 year ago
LOL, "40 million NOT to work? Oh, sweet, I gotta look into that."
I remember watching this one at home and thinking "That fat asshole knows nothing," but... he was right lol.
p00ner2010 1 year ago 2
That actual deal was 45 million.
billaround 1 year ago
man he has gotten fat...er...
mikedjmix 1 year ago
fat fucken pig
cuff1957 1 year ago
Did Artie Lang eat Michael Moore?
Seniorchubakens 1 year ago 18
@Seniorchubakens Yes, actually. Artie and Michael showed up at a buffet simultaneously. Artie got impatient with the slow staff, and, well... you can figure out the rest.
mikeroephonics 1 year ago
Wow what a prophet. He looks good though. But that prediction was just a stab in the dark. And by dark i mean his fat chest.
ramoooooon 1 year ago
good lord, i never saw artie this big ... jeez.
fartass23 1 year ago
Artie Lange needs to take a dump. He is full of shit
cepdv 1 year ago 4
"40 million, not to work.. that sounds good I gotta look into that". That is a spooky sign of things that would come.
SethHesio 1 year ago 18
@SethHesio that was part of his contract
pampalass 6 months ago
@pampalass Yeah I know. I wasn't saying anything really.
SethHesio 6 months ago
Holy fuck Artie looks bad these days... Lay off the brown Art! Shit man.
mountaintrash 1 year ago 5
I love Conan, but as he said himself, he's like a redheaded rube. We'd all be better off if he had just stayed with Late Night, and like Artie correctly pointed out, collected the money. It was all some elaborate ploy to oust Conan from NBC.
arf15beagle 1 year ago
You think Conan will book Howard Stern as his first guest on his TBS show to see how it'll turn out? lol go team CoCo
jettadude736 1 year ago 4
Mann, this is hilarious.
at1212b 1 year ago
oh my god, howard stern gets tv guides from the future
AMVslowking 1 year ago
Jesus FUCK Artie Lang is a FAT BEAST.
HashyBee 1 year ago
dam hes fat!
bigrussthefusss 1 year ago
The late show concept is soo outdated at a time you can just you tube the highlights
and Artie's gotten so fat his back bone can no longer support him from sitting upright
godscuttingyoudown 1 year ago
damn this was awkward.
andrewm153351 1 year ago
he got like 35 mil right?
chack1231 1 year ago
STERN is funny, out there, outrageous, but first he one of the greatest minds in the radio / entertainment industry. your surprised Howard & his people predicted this?? Stern worked for WNBC, he knows what goes on and has been saying since the 80's executives wouldn't know talent if it slapped them in the face, KING OF ALL MEDIA.
LiBeRtPisces 2 years ago 2
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conan's an insincere little schmuck, artie was spot on and was tellin the truth, and conan obviously knew it was the truth, but played it off because he always tries to play the innocent card.. as if he's just mistakenly been given a show n has no idea whats going on....
way to call it, artie...
poops1 2 years ago
WOW haha that is awesome
F0Xhound009 2 years ago
@sedeyus - Dude....seriously do not underestimate ANYTHING ANYONE from the Howard Stern show says, brilliant group of people there seriously...
TheHumanSpider 2 years ago
Jay Leno's new theme song ~ The o'jays-back stabbers
evpsareallaroundus 2 years ago
@evpsareallaroundus smile in yo face all the time jay want to take your place,,,back stabber BAACK STAAAAAAAAABBER!
thunderwolf2012 1 year ago
I do find it funny that seemingly everyone from the Howard Stern show predicted what was gonna happen with Conan.
sedeyus 2 years ago 109
@sedeyus They are a wiser people mayhap?
Mullahgrrl 1 year ago
Love artie hope he comes back soon
elvato27 2 years ago
You all know that Artie is deffinetly drunk here!!!!!!!!
MRm4Dr0x 2 years ago
creepy lol
jitensha 2 years ago 37
@jitensha I know...Artie has really let himself go...lol.
JakeVhabae 1 year ago