19 more insults/comebacks to say to haters

[nesara26]

I have one that's for a person that WILL NOT get over something:

Cry a river,

Build a bridge,

And get over it!

[boobsareforgirls]

funny make more

[refinedfriend]

Such faggotry...

[MrScrumscrums]

ur moms like a vacuum she sucks,blows and gets layed in a closet

[MrScrumscrums]

ur ass must be jealus from all the shit that out your mouth

[TehSutgon]

Fuck these centences! I PLAY JUGGERNAUT!!!! (I mean really, I have done juggernaut few times [actually more than few] :D )

[jenayiah39]

I don't like some of you insults especially the one with jese

[Pinkpolkadots1998]

omg love it!!!

[agreeable991]

Hater: Go fuck yourself

Me: You on top, or me on top?

[mangiuss]

@agreeable991 if your fucking yourself why would someone be on top?

[agreeable991]

She says to me: Fuck you

I say to her: You reckon we got time!

[XxadenwoodsxX]

this is realy a dissapointment

[sTaTiik2510]

How about you are like a rocking chair, you fell useful, but you not goin anywhere

[sTaTiik2510]

How about, why did your mom call you a girl when you were born, because you are so I wouldn't blame her

[Pugsramayzin]

Hmm, semi-egotistical, but still very convenient. I bet I'll use 6 of these tomorrow on my friend Matthew... Hehehehe.

[Annagore1]

heres one if jesus waz still alive hed see your face and die

[chocolate3261]

Ok what about this one:::::: What is your problem? You know I really would like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my own ass.

[TheDieHard777]

Here's a decent one. "I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!"

[jaysoncamana]

ok if any nerds go up to u and they say your a noob u say back- thats not what your girlfriend said

[Nokande]

@jaysoncamana Wait, you can't say that. Nerds don't have girlfriends.

[WimpyCheese]

'your like marmite,most people hate you,people that dont are paedophiles

[Awesomeairon9]

looking for b3d00's comment

[megabat17]

you did not make that ape one up fatso

[TrxnceReVo]

totaly shit get good

[Icey314]

HATERS ARE MY MOTIVATORS. 'Nuff Said.

[KittehOfFire]

Do u want to know my genuine opinion or a nice comment?

Nice comment : it was ok colour a bit bright

Opinion: colour did my eyes in and heard most of them before some are just stupid.

Take which ever one u like I don't care ur choice

[DontJudgeBlad]

These comebacks are gay.

[TheBOR1S]

well they were shit

[nckbrr5]

Seriously, if someone ever uses this on me, they gonna be smack talked back into the trashcan they came from

[wkody7]

these are not even orignal you just found these wouldnt you put effort to help the jonas brothers

[wxXIceFlameXxw]

Da 10 foot pole 1 is hella funny.

[djjayd12]

I would never even talk shit about Justin Bieber! I barely even know the woman!

[123ramenlover]

I like the first on da best!!!! :DD

[DaddyLong1234]

THIS IS GAY

[99aceboy]

lol the one bout a car accident is funny

[crazychristy88]

These r the worst fukkin comebacks in the history of comeback!!

[Megamildman]

These make "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" look genuinely witty

[melovesdogs]

If u do this u could get in trouble, saying these things is a form of bullying, or cyberbullying....

[Ceciljack2000]

Do you know what ur first word was?? Fail cuz ur mum kept on saying that to you

[OrigamiDaNy]

i know someone who will kill you if you told them these things

[Bloodhound3323]

Jonas Brothers are gay. lululul.

[menslady125]

You know, I like you.

[xDeGe]

Heres 1 " no comback huh" "o sorry i left my comback in your moms mouth"

[randommaster2560]

i cant read @ 1:19

[almalibertad1]

Honestly some of these joke/insults wuld lead somebody to kill themselves but what are you gonna do?

[nickeyy6]

lol imma say tha to sum one oneday lml...i love it

[justcrust2]

This is garbage

[brookie285]

Nothing in this video could be considered a rational thought. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[JoshBlasy]

@leralane11 Wow. You. Are. Awesome. I used to think people made their own choices, but I'm so glad you enlightened me to believe otherwise. Man, this is great news! Now anytime I make bad decisions in life, I can now blame the world and decide the only way out is putting a bullet through my head!

No, but in all seriousness, b3d00 has the best comment I've seen. If y'all actually thought these jokes were funny or useful, I'm sorry, but y'all are pathetic creatures. Get a life and deal with it.

[410jcb]

every time i think of you my middle finger gets a boner

[PartOfMe718]

@jonasbrothersjustice Hey, you! You hungry? How about a knuckle sandwich and a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up...on the rocks?

[Neko7Kyuh]

b3d00's comment wasn't actually to the video maker, it was just another insult that people are putting in the comments...

[poolmaster18]

heres a good one "i'd give u a comeback but its have way down your moms throat" lol

[Cheesycat501]

@poolmaster18 LSHID (Laugh So Hard I Die)

[monkeyross]

not very good insults

[IwillPwnYou101]

omfg haters chill the fuck out i mean damn he just trying to give comebacks...

Geez you should look at yourself in the mirror and see why people invented the word

"Troll" :D

[xxCOOBLALLxx]

Omg stfu! Like you can do better? Really! He didn't make this video for you hating dickheads so fuck up!

[Jillybearlovesyou]

Well that's 2:33 of my life that I will never get back, wasted. So stupid. :/

[gomby60]

@Jillybearlovesyou Why watching it till the end then?

[katrina374]

@Jillybearlovesyou If ur so fucked up enough watching the vid.. Why bother ''wasting'' the time making these comments????

[corljason239]

dude fucking dora and barney makes better come backs then that god ya fuck up thats 2:33 min ill never get back

[trippletrain77]

i just got all my comebacks for my next fight , thx to the guy who made that video

[xlmaoitsnhi]

even elementary kids can pull better shit than this out their asses -__-

tch, what a waste of time,

[571flipper]

......... epic fail i agree with b3d00 as harsh as he/she is lol

[randomstuffanimation]

wow that was good

[MrIDIDYOURMUM]

@DarkPatriot7

if some one said 10 to you just reply "well at least my dictionary doesn't have pictures in it"

[DarkPatriot7]

10 was pretty good

[InFernandoPo]

Um quite simply no, nothing of use or interest here for anyone with a personality please keep moving people.

[COOLDUDE6294]

when you were born, the midwife hit you in the face with a baseball bat, coz she thought you were an alien

[JohnXSuicide]

your more annoying then herpes

[noobnacho]

thats kind of ironic that some people, im not saying names, *cough*b3d00*ahem* are hating on an anti-hater vid. i mean i think this is shit to...but...

[AMacanndrais]

if anyone is sad enough to say to you:

"if you look up stupid in the dictionary, you will find a picture of yourself"

just say "well at least i'm not the one using a dictionary with pictures..."

[doubleyou94]

bad! dumb fuckin video fuck is the best and only word for a great come back lol id say hahah fuck this video fuck you and wtf are you doing on youtube telling people not to swear lol you should know not nobodys going to listen to you haha fuckin funny bs

[djgxfhcfk5675]

Dude tks for these insults I did it to the bullies and they were embarrased and they were laughed at .............

[chickennuggetace]

this fucking sucks

[TheDezmona]

Hater : Fuck you

Me : Sure, and i'll be thinking of you while i'm doing it :).

[kristhedrumer]

i guess the accent isn't the only thing kentucky's rubbing off on you, looks like the stupid fucking hick iQ has finally hit you. congratulations for one hell of a stupid fucking video, you now have more dislikes than likes. Come up with a comeback to this you stupid ass jonas brother dickrider.

[dizzlaDude]

good comeback to yo mama joke : "Did Yo mama tell you that one?

[charlespok2]

your mama so fat she use's cheats on wii fit

[Toni4044]

Best come back to "you're weird!": Thanks! :)

[schweij]

@b3d00 lmfao!!

[virtualreligion]

Best comeback is don't you ever fucking try to make a comeback video agian because it sucked

[madelinetiger9]

Rach: Your a jerk

Me: At least no one pokes me wit ha ten foot pole

R: What?

M: I didn't know it was possible but you are dumber than you look.

[ennywnai]

@b3d00 Shup mo-fo douche face

[b3d00]

@ennywnai well said, or better than your mom said, all I heard was her gagging on my cock....

[1stSgtRabid]

@b3d00 Or to sum it up in one word...

FAIL

[miamipilot1]

@b3d00 Out of all those insults and comebacks, yours was the number one.Lol, I am sorry..I had to say it as a joke. But these aren't too bad.

[latinoheatazteca]

@b3d00 this was a better insult

[hankm133]

@b3d00 Wow, that's sad, my comment was 8 month ago, yet you still reply to it with a huge sentence, yet you spam replies on a video to think your a bad ass and you have better comebacks then anyone, so get you head out of your ass, come out of your parents basement and stop acting like a child fuck tard

[Izzy3301]

@hankm133 it was 1 month ago, dumb ass!

[becauseicanpostit]

@b3d00: a lot of energy for something you deigned to look at in the first place.

[paramorecrazificated]

@b3d00 good on ya for the massive long comment cuz i was goin to rite something lyk this agreed this vid is the worst shit ever!! an this person probly DOES jack it into there moms underwear draw!!

[Bleepbleep12345678]

@b3d00 Umm You did you read what you wrote.. you are trying to sound better than everyone else..but saying to someone to slit their wrists is worse than all of the comebacks on this video. if you didn't like it then just say not the best , but dont do a detailed speach on how great you are and insult people at the same time. Telling someone to slit their wrists is just fucking sick. grow up

[HardyPeroxwhyGen25]

why do people try and come up with witty jokes? its actually stupid people prefer burns like the stuff off of wild'n'out

[WCD73]

Insult Number 10 applies to President Obama!!!

[andrew2high]

did jerry lawler write these?

[MrMrPivotmaster]

Wow Theres a Few good ones in there but tell meh on numer 2 Thats My Insult :(

[sirbradleypope]

this is shit

[ponce454]

you look like chewbaccas asshole

[gmanyuri]

Check this one : You are so ugly so ugly that u were born your mum said: wha... what? .. wth? why he's so ugly? can we put it back in??!?!

[guttershnipe97]

what i say to haters FUCK OFF

[js00981213]

@guttershnipe97 no thanks u say

[b3d00]

@gothbabii188 this is just excellent

[b3d00]

@FunkySoulTrain k you're awesome.... (C:

[skrappy12]

this one always works: Thats what your mom said last night.

[skrappy12]

these comebacks suck

[babyboo5605]

@skrappy12  no they don't

[b3d00]

@babyboo5605 yes they do

[Tcat5310]

2 camels in a tiny car!

Case closed

[js00981213]

@Tcat5310 RWJ fan?

[Tcat5310]

@js00981213 :D

[js00981213]

@Tcat5310 :D

[kesharoks]

i see dead people----- no wait thats just you XD

[vivywivy]

Ummmm these are STUPID AS FUCK! just saying.... what a waste of a few minutes of my life...

[b3d00]

@vivywivy you weren't doing anything better with those few minutes and you know it. And NO seeing how many jelly beans you can put up your ass (and later have your father consume while you laugh at his expense) does NOT constitute a better use of your time.

[21stcenturygurl]

Ahahahah, you're cool (Y)

[poloboyskaterdude]

THIS SUCKS MAJOR BALLZ MY ASS CAN COME UP WITH BETTER COMEBACKS

[general25901]

@poloboyskaterdude i bet ur ass can do alot and i geuss you like cum on ur back.

[anuklusmos1]

I'm pretty sure u have to be mentally ill to call these good comebacks.

[DrStabatoe]

this should be called "how to get your ass jumped"

[corljason239]

@DrStabatoe dude fucking funny lmfaso dudde these come backs are so gay we should jump him no thats mean but yeah you get my point

[ZakWilliamJohnson]

Best comeback is ... a punch in the fucking face to whoever fucks with you.

[LOCUkDk]

"if you look stupid up in the dictionary theres a picture of you"

...

Well, im not the one that had to look 'stupid' up in the dictionary...

And my dicitonary dosent have pictures you moron

[WHATTH3BOY1]

@LOCUkDk moron is gay in 2010

[LOCUkDk]

@WHATTH3BOY1 Well you can relate it being gay

[WHATTH3BOY1]

@LOCUkDk your gay because your dad was,and passed down to you.

[LOCUkDk]

@WHATTH3BOY1 Hahah, thats your best comeback? xD Sit down and shut up MORON, youll never be half the man your mother is ;D

[WHATTH3BOY1]

@LOCUkDk XD

[TheRocketguy27]

BEST COMEBACK EVER:no you!!

[guyofred]

"Two camels in a tiny car" or "U ain't got no pancake mix!"

[randox16000]

nomber 10 is the best xD

[snowpatrolgurl]

the best northern irish insults,

1) Ur faceee

2) Ur ma

:P

[LoneWolfOnTheHeights]

@snowpatrolgurl or 'take your face for a shite'

[ujustsad]

fuck the jones fagget brothers

[jameelakassem]

no i have good comebacks to say to dickheads at skool

[PlanetJeroen]

Little tip: Only use these 'insults/comebacks' if you plan on extracting each and every insult out of all the people within hearing distance of your 'insult/comeback', over a long period of time ...

[tripleTpHil14]

My dictionary doesn't have pictures.

[jwash3rd]

Boooooooring!

[1m2f3m4wth]

Oh & if anyone ever tells you they're not Fred Flintsone but they can make your bed rock, unless you like the idea of rocking in bed with someone you just met, a good come back is "No cock in No rockin."

[1m2f3m4wth]

Best come back to Fuck you: No thanks

[XsophieeyX]

@1m2f3m4wth nonono, the comeback to that is 'what position'? ;)

[WCD73]

@1m2f3m4wth

My favorite insult is number 10.

I would say that to somebody who is really stupid...Like President Obama!!!

[PureMonsterr]

@1m2f3m4wth Nah, i prefer " What Position".

[jacrokc12]

only 67 people have voted good or bad wow that sad considering that the 22,450 people probably skipped out on number 7

[mackrulesyea]

this is kinda really gay

[diamonds1471]

this sucks! the only one that was ok was the first one: out of 50,000 sperm your the one who made it. this sucks justinsb's balls.

[Rouelrules]

the best comeback ever is"Can you please stop talking about yourself?"

[samanater22]

number 13 is so funny

[Flueeeee]

man... are these comebacks and insults? more like empty stuff to me :(

sorry mate, fail.

[Zuberguber105]

I litterally facepalmed watching this video...

[the99str13itch]

my favourite part was 2:07 to 2:33

[the99str13itch]

#11 was a blur .... woah! i bet it wasnt funny either

[igotbored44]

Ehhh, ive seen better.. much better... here is my favorite "Go suck a fat one."

[SinfulBloodyRose]

those are great nice job =^.^=

[XerkoGames]

number 4 is amazing

[linkhimy]

@itzTOby I dont know i cant tell...

[itzT0by]

i no you are but what am i! haha. thats my selected comeback

[breakfastMcgull]

A comeback to this video

Cunt(enough said)

jonasbrothers music remind me of bunch of apes playing an instrument.

[jhordan0899]

good

[elijahizere]

hah 19 pretty good

[XxBlackNiteMarexX]

I love 13 lmfao

[seedl69]

These are all really weak. The ones in the comment section are way better.

[kelvinkc1]

SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Astromchaser]

Best Insult ever: I fucked your mom.