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  • why is there a shot of Wonder Woman's boobs when he says 'professional ethics'?

  • Superman: You tried to kill Aquaman, why?

    Deadshot:,,,,cause no-one gives a shit about Aquaman

    Superman:oh, fair enough "lets him go"

  • The World's Greatest Detective vs. The World's Greatest Assassin...so how come it wasn't this easy in Arkham City?

  • @Rexaura888 Because Batman hadn't a team of super humans, perfectly trained and synchrone to chase him in Arkham City.

  • @Contevent True...still, not being able clean up his sniping nests in Arkham City efficiently certainly didn't help Deadshot avoid Batman.

  • @Rexaura888 Guess he don't age as well as Batman.

  • Don't tell and a certain somebody is going to watch Joel Schumaker's epic shit storm Batman and Robin...twice...

  • I think Batman said:

    "I've got enough money to get anybody to do anything."

  • I would so love to know what Batman said XD

  • THAT THE thing we all want to know!

  • Batman: "I will TEAR YOUR ASS APART WITH MY PATENTED BAT-DICK."

  • The only way I can see Batman bargaining with him is if he offered him a shit load of money

  • Superman is so proud, he's the part of the loop,you know he knows what brucie said :D

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  • batman is scarier than an evil yoshi that has the munchies!!

  • @MrUltrasonic3 Wow. That sounds fucking terrible.

  • Batman: "Give information, or pay Batman's bill of destructed devices.

    Deadshot: Okay okay, I'll tell.

  • ...LASSO OF TRUTH. Why not?

  • Batman: You scared of clowns? Well guess what, I eat clowns for breakfast, and one more thing the clown doesnt know where you live....but I do =3

  • "Let me give you one word of advice.

    "..."

    "I'm Batman."

    "Okay, I'll tell, I'll tell!"

  • batman: WW has a penis. if u dnt tell she WILL make it worth your while

    bad guy: ok I'll tell!

    that's y superman said u dnt wanna kno to WW

  • God I would love to know how batman interrogates, & intimidates even ppl like superman, now that's power

  • @DeathDealee1997 lol best one out of all

  • "Let me give you one word of advice."

    "I'll make sure your part of the DC re-boot!"

    "Okay, I'll tell!"

  • I don't understand why every one says Batman has no powers... Batman's power is being the God Damn Batman!

  • "Let me give you one word of advice."

    I'll expose you to EVERY single Justin Beiber song on loop repeatedly in a cold, dark room until you break."

  • "Let me give you one word of advice."

    "Boo."

    "Okay, I'll tell."

  • "Let me give you one word of advice"

    "You tell or i'll have her put her truth lasso on you and you'll be even more embarrassed that she made you tell"

    "Ok I'll tell"

  • Batman: I'm Batman

    Bad guy: Okay! I'll tell!

  • He said "I know you wear women's clothes in your spare time".

  • I want to know what he said just out of curiosity, but at the same time not rlly, cause it might be something rlly creepy, which would be typical for bats...give them the Glare, say something rlly creepy to scare the shit out of them, and then they talk.

  • "I know Hancock, you know what his ethics are."

  • Let me give you one word of advice: Ron Paul 2012

  • "Let me give you one word of advice: If you don't tell, you get to be the new Robin."

    "Okay, I'll tell, I'll tell!"

  • Batman: Hows your mother?

  • Now I really want to know what Batman said...or maybe not. 

  • @jlwolfe122

    He said: I know where you live, Floyd.

  • BAtman said: your mother

  • sigh we'll never know what batman said..

  • wht did he say?????????

  • i do wanna know what he sed -.- lol

  • @brawlindude2 Well the voice of Batman Kevin Conroy said that during the recording he said, "I know where you live" but the director thought it was more badass if they leave it to the imagination.

  • @nostalgiatrip1 ye thats better still, i know where you live is kinda cheap....

  • To be fair, Aquaman in Justice League is the only version that's kindof likable.

  • Even Superman cowered when he heard what Batman had to say.

  • Batman said I know where you live Floyd I'll haunt you every night ripping your dick off piece by piece.

  • @TheSayinPiggy LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @YorkJonhson Agrees if not more

  • If you don't tell me I'll rip your balls of and sell them to krogan!!

  • @caileanm2009 +50 Renegade

  • which episode is this?

  • Let me give you one word of advice, if you dont tell who hired you, I will rip your dick off, boil it and make you eat it.

  • Deadshot: "You can't scare me, Batman"

    Batman: "let me give you one word of advice." (wispers in deadshot's ear) penis...penis penis...penis penis penis penis penis penis

    Deadshpt: "Ok! I'LL TELL I'LL TELL

  • What Batman actually said: "How long can you stand listening to Justin Bieber AND Rebecka Black, at the same tim?"

  • LOOOL , he said , i will send you wonder woman's nude pics and a sex tape with it ...just tell me who hired you?? that's why batman said to WONDER WOMAN you don't wanna know LOLOLOLOL

  • @TheScream13th since when is superman batman , what version of jlu are you waching

  • @dreakheart what?? i messed up i mean SUPERMAN said to wonder woman you don't wanna know , the rest of the ....well i was joking ,didn't you get it -.-

  • what threat did he us this time

  • "She'll rip your dick off, kid."

  • What Batman actually said to him : "Want to see my Bat-credit card ?"

  • Batman actually said: I know where you live Floyd

    Director's commentary

  • @jacksonkids1

    Make sense ! Thanks, i was really wondering !

  • Actually he started singing "Lime in the Coconut" and the assassin couldn't stand it.

  • Batman: Tell me what i want to know or i will butt rape with batarang that's carrying your nut sack and stick down your throat!

    I believe something like that.

  • WW: "What'd he say?"

    SM: "You don't wanna know."

    WW: "No really, what?"

    SM: "I just did, he said you don't wanna know."

  • What episode was this?

  • Batman said "Talk. or ill let Superman butt rape you."

  • 0:46 buttrape

  • "Batarangproctology"

  • Batman said He will put him in Arkham with the Joker same cell

  • Superman, I wanna know.....

  • Deadshot: "You can't scare me, Batman"

    Batman: "You're going to tell me who hired you or I will throw into the serial rapist wing of Arkham Asylum"

  • I always liked Deadshot.

  • Deadshot: "You can't scare me, Batman."

    Batman: "Let me give you one word of advice. Having one eye is a whole lot better than having one eye and no penis."

  • Batman: "You're telling it, because I AM THE GODDAMN BATMAN."

  • Deadshot: You can't scare me Batman.

    Batman: B!@#$h, you know who I am? I'M THE GODDAM BATMAN.

  • "What did he say?"

    "I dunno, the writers were lazy and the censors awake."

  • @RavenFinsternis

    Writers arent lazy if the censors are awake.

  • He probably said something along the lines of: "I'll double whatever you're getting paid if you tell."

  • Who says batman doesn't have superpowers? heck he do to me....The superpowers of.

    Interogation

    Intimidation

    Fear

    and the ability to make a grown man cry

  • @thepac12andbig10suck

    Not to mention the fact that he can make anyone in the JL his bitch at any given moment.

  • Deadshot : You cant scare me batman.

    Batman : Let me give you one word of advice * points at himself* "BATMAN!!"

    Deadshot : Ok ok ill tell :'(

  • wanna know what he said...."vaginaboob"

  • I love a top comment, not sure if it was from this video, it says:

    Batman: Let me give 1 word of advise....You don't wanna know!

    Bad guy: Ok, ok, I'll tell...

    Wonderwoman: What did he said?

    Superman: You don't wanna know...

  • i really want to know what he said now lol

  • @cartoon10lover me too lol

  • Deadshot: You can't scare me Batman.

    Batman: Let me give you one word of advice: Did I ever tell you that I am a close friend to Chuck Norris?

    Deadshot: Ok, Ok, I'll Tell.

  • @johnbanks707 hell... Chuck Norris bows down before Batman...

  • @FalenXangel they're one and the same... at different times

  • @MrAnthem123 interesting theory... I'm too scared to find out though

  • @johnbanks707 NO. Chuck Norris is a close friend of BATMAN. That's why people scared of Norris.

  • i really wished i knew what he said :(

  • @joey17410 Those are not words meant for mere mortals. Even superman knows he will have constant nightmares from these words for the rest of his life.

  • @joey17410 kevin conroy said that the script was : " i know you where you live "

  • @gargouenzene you think the producer of this show would think "oh, it would be really funny if this was in there" but i guess since kids watch it, they couldn't or something else, and thanks for finding out for me :D

  • When the bat interrogates, no one withholds.

  • "you can't scare me Batman"

    "Thats exactly what your mom said yesterday...>:)"

  • wonderwoman should have just popped a nip, then she would have got free shit

  • Superman: You tried to kill Aquaman. Why?

    Deadshot: Gee, why would a hired gun try to shoot somebody?

    Superman: No, I mean... why him? All he does is talk to fish.

  • @0ctaviaPony And killing a king would cause a war between two superpowers, but controlling sea monsters makes him dumb I guess.

  • @0ctaviaPony Read the New Aquaman, you'll see how badass he is.

  • @0ctaviaPony Super Strength and senses, telepathy, super speeds on and in water, healing factor and can manipulate flows of water currents and considering more than 75 percent of the world is water, not really a guy to be dissed but then again, most people born mid-late 90s don't know that stuff about Aquaman

  • @Netherwolf6100 Doesn't matter that in comparison to the others, he still sucks. lol.

  • @Netherwolf6100 It was a joke. Actually, people born around that time would probably know Aquaman as a badass better than those born late eighties/early nineties, since those people wouldnt have been around to see Justice Friends

  • @Netherwolf6100 75 percent of the world is water, incorrect, it is 75% of the surface of the world, is water :p

  • @0ctaviaPony suse you haven't been reading aquman have you?

  • @0ctaviaPony

    Deadshot: ....You do realize this is the 'Justice league' version right?

    Superman: .....Touche.

  • @0ctaviaPony no offense, but Aquaman is way cooler than that

    (there are way lamer characters than him)

  • "let me give you one word of advice...."

    *brings him over*

    "I'LL SHOVE MY FUCKING BATERANG UP YOUR DICK SO YOU CAN NEVER THINK ABOUT FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN, GET A JUSTIN BEIBER TOY AND REPLACE YOUR DICK WITH IT, KINDA FUNNY YOU'LL BE FUCKING A GIRL WITH A TOY VAGINA, SINGING BABY!"

  • Kevin Conroy Said in a interview that he whispered "I know where you live"

  • batman said dont try to fuck with my bitch at least use a condom first : )

  • what Batman said: `Your last episode...'

  • dead shot: you cant scare me batman

    batman: let me give you one piece of advice

    batman whispers: get the bitch drunk first you dumbass 1 beer she puts out now talk

    dead shot: ok ill tell

    wonder woman: what did he say?

    superman: you dont wanna know....

  • Dead shot: You can't scare me, Batman

    Batman: Who said anything about scaring you?

  • (Voicing Dead shot)Michael Rosenbaum's Best Kevin Spacey impression.

  • What Batman said to him: Let me give you one word of advice, I'm Batman!

  • @obayedkhan lmaoo

  • No threat the writers could come up with can compare to the audiences imagination.

  • batman: "i know where you live..."

  • Oh look! A Deadpool wannabe!

  • @scootlink I believe he is actually called "Deadshot" which is weird xD

  • @scootlink Who is Deadpool?

  • @CHADE47lol

    A character of Marvel comics, most well known for constantly breaking the 4th wall.

  • I knowut he said :D

    "tell me or ill tell al ur friends u love Justin Beiber -:D"

  • I wanna know!

  • maybe it was like that old clorettes commercial, where he just ate an onion sandwich then went right up to him and breathed in his face, then he takes a piece of cloretts

  • "You know how I have my no killing rule? Well, if I were to shove my batarang down your urethra and twist it, you'd still live..."

  • that's a good 1

  • @BalmungSama0 You ware one twisted MFer. lol

  • @BalmungSama0 Lmfaoooooooo

  • @BalmungSama0 "'DOWN' your urethra"?

  • Yes I do

  • epic

    

  • I bet if you isolate Batman's voice there and bump up the volume you can hear what he's saying :D

  • Batman to Deadshot, Wonder Woman isn't a woman and he thinks you are so hot!

  • Lets be honest, I think we'd all take Deadshot over Aquaman anyday...

  • Was that deathstroke or deadshot, whats the diffrence or are they the same?

  • @kevtube88 Very, very different. That was Deadshot, who is a gun-for-hire with a gimmicky eye. DeadSTROKE is an assassin hired by the rich and powerful and was named "The Terminator" long before Arnold wore shades. He's also a genius strategist and a master combatant who could easily throw down with Batman and stand a chance.

  • @MrDynamoJoe No. No one can beat Batman. Possibly Darkseid, if he had the time and REALLY wanted to, but, other than that, Batman is undefeatable.

  • @XxHellsingrulzxX

    Tell that to Bane lol

  • @MrDynamoJoe It's Deathstroke

  • @banan14kab Typo's happen.

  • @banan14kab No it isn't. That's Deadshot, just as MrDynamoJoe said. Look it up.

  • @SonicRulez94 Read the comments more carefully. I know that's Deadshot. I was correcting his spelling. He said "DeadSTROKE" in his comment and I corrected him which he acknowledged and sai he made a typo. I know my comics guy.

  • "You know I can cripple a guy who can bench press Mount Everest? Let's see what I can do to you with a few hours of prep time."

  • DOES ANY1 HAS THE LINK FOR THIS VID?

  • i know what he said he said 'tell me or i'll rip your heart out put it up your ass and kill you like no-one has been killed before'

  • Deadshot is one of my favorite villains.

  • Wonder Woman: Uhm we could just use my lasso of truth. . .that makes people tell the truth.

  • @AMVslowking she ddn't know about it yet. It was only revealed in JLU

  • This guy reminds me of Deadpool.

  • i wanna know

  • He said : I'm the fucking Batman !

  • Deadshot is so sarcastic

  • Um doesn't WW have a lasso of truth or something?

  • @MrXDBC

    Diana'a lasso DOES have truth-compelling powers, but since she stole it along with her armor and bracelets when she went to help the other heroes, she wasn't aware of its powers until a later episode when Queen Hippolyta unlocked them for her.

    Wow, that was a mouthful.

  • "You don't wanna know." The hell I don't! & that guy was kinda hot. Sarcastic as hell. Kudos.

  • just WHAT on the earth did batman says?

  • @angelbabydragon

    One word. Please.

  • this reminds me of the JLU episode with Chronos - when they were tryin to get the jack o lantern guy to tell them their plan and he wouldn't talk so young Batman and old Bruce played bad cop worse cop with him and when it was all said and done he told the plans and that he wet the bed til he was 14 LOL

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  • Batman : Let me give you one piece of advice , I ' ll make you listen to Justin beiber everyday In Arkham Asylum for the rest for your pitiful life !

    ... OKAY OKAY I'LL TELL XD

  • @sidoghosh Yeah after hearing The Dark Knight telling me that I would have told him when I lost my virginity! LOL!

  • @RegBeta The answer being never?

  • 1 word of advice, either u talk or watch Justin Bieber videos on replay with Dr. Dre headphone~

    And here we go