The Great Australian Pigeon Race

[LisaTrus]

This was the greatest thing ever! I wish I saw this when it was on t.v

[mekarangman03]

If you don't win, I'll fucking eat you...

[neos1234125]

You can see the knife in Julia Gillard's hand getting ready to stab

[BAILEYxTENDO]

Is This Show Really On The TV?

[chrisjohnpat]

@BAILEYxTENDO Not any more. Our last episode was on Wednesday. We might come back for a third season in the future though.

[BAILEYxTENDO]

@chrisjohnpat Oh Thats To Bad. Im In America So I Wouldn't Be Able To Watch It Any But Still To Bad

[pineappleboyfilms]

this is awesome! "you don't know margaret!"

[seededfury]

This is sad...why don't people have better service? What's up with Australia?

[Blondie88888888]

HAHAHAHAHA

that made me laugh

[TheTucker102]

Ok now thats funny..

[BACHEYooMaZari]

so fucking funny

[someone332]

I love this. I keep watching it over and over and over. :P

[dragonofthedarknight]

I remember taking care of carrier pigeons. They're adorable.

[KIA2G]

Mimic The Chaser much??

[chrisjohnpat]

Not really. I've never seen the chaser do anything similar to this. If anything I'd say we were ripping off top gear.

[KIA2G]

Iv not seen Top Gear hey.. just got a sense of chaser in this film clip...

[emilysterska]

*Cracks Whip*

[becomingadrianna]

"If you don't win, I will fucking eat you."

[wpooder]

i think for the first time every i am actually quite pleased to be an american. :|

[chrisjohnpat]

Oh I wouldn't go that far ... :P

[mekarangman03]

@chrisjohnpat Im not pleased to be american...:( I wish I was australin!!! or scottish...

[fallenluna]

Amazing! I'd get one of 'em pidgeons too but I bet it would freeze half-way to the destination (tends to be a little colder up here in Finland).

[VirtualBilly]

veronica is one hot australian!

[InvisibleInternetGuy]

Nice video man, I'll look for a pigeon next time I shop at Best Buy 'cause my own internet connection totally sucks!!

[chrisjohnpat]

Damn straight. Pigeons rock.

[ManInTheWhiteHat]

bahaha, thats freakin awesome!!! Internet can...well, it already did lose... um..so, quick question then; why arent there carrier falcons? then they wouldnt have to worry about the whole "falcons eating the messsage" thing...

[chrisjohnpat]

Well it's illegal to own or breed Falcons in Australia. We wanted to have a real Falcon for a joke but we couldn't do it.

[ManInTheWhiteHat]

oooh, well, in that case, i suppose it makes more sense :P but wouldn't it have been more of a rush to break the law? just a little? I mean, televising it later would be silly, but still, totally worth it :P

[chrisjohnpat]

Don't get me wrong here. We wanted to. Our producers just wouldn't let us.

[ManInTheWhiteHat]

well, i suppose, for the sake of listening to the bosses, you probably made a good call then :)

[ghannis]

pidgeon FTW fuck falcons :P

[chrisjohnpat]

Damn straight :p

[fawaffles]

internet in australia is notorious for being slow and just generally sucky especially outside of major cities u do this test in the states and internet wins by a landside

[chrisjohnpat]

Oh of course. In most of Asia the net would win too. But they set up the Australian net wrong when they started it. Now we're fucked.

[katielinn33]

wait wait... way noobish comment, i dont live in austraila or know much about it... but there are only 2 people in that town who have internet? really???

[chrisjohnpat]

Yeah. It was a pretty small town. We had to go there because that's where the pigeons race from.

[indieabby88]

Awesome! Really really funny. Chris, it's exciting to see you progress from internet sensation to TV awesome fella. Hope I can see more soon!

[chrisjohnpat]

I plan to upload more soon :) Thanks a lot.

[Trevanadian]

That was great!!!

[chrisjohnpat]

You're great.

[YourAverageAdam]

...i severely underestimated the abilities of pigeons before i watched this video.

[espaniola]

I can see why... I mean come on... pigeons can't do anything.

[chrisjohnpat]

Pigeons can do everything. They are the epicness.

[R4cjj2]

hello :[]

[chrisjohnpat]

Hello

[frillylily88]

im so sorry bout the internet connection pepo. nd i though mine sucked

[chrisjohnpat]

Thanks :)

[syranas]

It really doesn't suck THAT much well at least in Sydney

[chrisjohnpat]

Yes it does. I'm in Sydney right now and it's horrible.

[justpostit]

"if you don't win i will fucking eat u HAHAHA"

[chrisjohnpat]

Yes indeed. Becasue Margaret won I ate her child instead.

[Whatyamightcallit]

poor guys,didnt know that the internet sucked that much in australia,poor guys *hugs*

[chrisjohnpat]

Thank you ... I love you.

[Whatyamightcallit]

errr,thanks

[SomeGuyWhoLoLs]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA i didnt know that australian internet sucked that much :D ROFL

[chrisjohnpat]

Yeah it's that bad. But in about 5 years it should be good ... 5 GOD DAMN YEARS.

[Braincracken]

I live in Campbelltown (West of Sydney) and my internet is exactly the same and IT'S SHIT.

i wish we had Japan's internet.

[chrisjohnpat]

I was born in Cambelltown. We're practically related.

[Braincracken]

woot, another Cambelltowner. lol

[froyasjakk]

Ouch;)

[chrisjohnpat]

Are you okay?

[froyasjakk]

Yep. Even Norway with its fjords and mountains has internet practically everywhere.

[chrisjohnpat]

I am extremely jealous and I think I hate you a little.

[froyasjakk]

I have one thing to say to that:

-Ost.

[chrisjohnpat]

confused face?

[froyasjakk]

Ost is Norwegian for Cheese.

[theownerer2]

heh that was cool

[chrisjohnpat]

As we you my good sir. As were you.

[EthanLoomis]

haha loved it. Margaret FTW

[chrisjohnpat]

Margaret was actually a boy ... my bad.

[MusicFromBlueSkies]

You should train pigeons... You're obviously a natural!

[chrisjohnpat]

You should train guitars ... and my penis ... you're obviously a sexual deviant.

[Toddly00]

HA! Chrissy I loved this

[chrisjohnpat]

I love you <3

[OtherLivingThings]

Your motivational speech for Margaret was truly touching.  What an inspiration...

[chrisjohnpat]

Thank you. I've been known to MC motivational seminars for business.

DO YOU'RE FUCKING WORK OR I'LL EAT YOU!

It tends to do the trick.

[killert00thbrush]

Good times... =]

[chrisjohnpat]

Great classic hits.

[dctcool]

LOL this was probably one of my favorite moments of the first season.

[chrisjohnpat]

Agreed. It wasn't fun to shoot. But it was easily worth it.

[thatzak]

I'm behind on Hungry Beast and I'm very sorry about that, Chris. I've missed your face =)

[chrisjohnpat]

I've missed your body ... rubbing against mine.

[thatzak]

I miss that too. Come back to me, Chris.

[AussieHobbit]

..Dans half an hour away...MARGARET!!!

lol love it...loved the show Chris =D

[chrisjohnpat]

Thanks. Keep watching. We'll be back in Feb.

[Cohenism]

This is awesome.

[chrisjohnpat]

You're awesome.