Simply Prepared Lobster

[TheIrishEnigma]

I love lobster with a hint of rubber flavour.

[dailypinoyshowbiz]

I want this video on my GD87 unit.

[enriqueowens616]

Your video is popular on Helsinki

[greenlight711]

"Y-you said I was your friend..."

[hamidious]

They say they taste better when you let them boil alive....mwahahahaha.

I think lobsters are a disgusting dish.

[Reg9500]

this kills the lobster

[robertandmoritz]

30 years of lobster, killed and cooked in 6 minutes.

[ofnumbers]

This kind of thing makes me sad. "I love you Lobster, I appreciate you" - Stab, boil, devour.

[theKlaw]

Put the knife between the eyes. This kills the lobster.

[shummyshum]

take off those rubberbands! they ruin the flavor of the meat!

[JustCallMeBen]

Well, it's better way than throwing it in the boiling water alive, which is what almost all chefs do.

[TheRizaKhan]

4:16 scissors transform!

[PatTHEburgler1]

Would have been a better video if she didnt cook it, she just stabbed it in the head and that was the end of the video.

[ohyeahbustedyeah]

Fucktards, the lobster dies instantly and feels no pain.

Go eat some berries you hippy pieces of shit.

[TheYognaught]

@ohyeahbustedyeah What do you think of cannibals? Especially cannibals that eat humans that have died of natural causes. /interested

[ohyeahbustedyeah]

@TheYognaught

Any human that performs cannibalism is mentally unstable, unless their environment forces them to resort to such measures.

[TheYognaught]

@ohyeahbustedyeah But people that eat meat are forced by their environment to resort to such measures? Why animals that were killed intentionally but humans that weren't? I eat meat. Lots of meat. I'm also a sociologist studying dietary habits. Wanted to know what you thought.

[oldinternets]

This kills the lobster.

[moARRgan]

This is actually strangely intreiguing.

[Garuda1337]

As she's stabbing the lobster through it's face, it's eyes are asking, "Why? Why??? You said we'd be friends forever."

[slipknotjake]

dont kiss your enemy

[theycallme99]

Magic scissors at 4:16-4:20

[bydrew333]

So what do you do with your enemies o.O

[chaoticdan01]

This is what my ex did to my cock.

[bladerunner12]

I'm not a hippy vegetarian but calling something your friend and then slicing its head in twine is kind of a mixed signal.

I find it easier to hate all the animals killed so I can have yums.

[dacookeymonsta]

I'd hate to be her friend.

[hwtpants]

I disliked this because she fucking botched a lobster. Not because I'm a hippie.

Bitch, that is not how you cook a lobster. You turned it into goddamn snot.

[Emblematicify]

This was actually useful. Bookmarked.

[RASandoval77]

From a scientific point of view... lobsters are not conscious in the same way we are... they don't dream of open water. They are simple creatures with very simple brains, and are not sad about being in cages or being eaten.

[jawharp1992]

Who's got a little boiling friend, delicious boiling friend, let's see. Who's got a crunchy creamy friend, a quite nutritious friend, that's me! Everywhere I look I see another yummy friend or three. How did I get so lucky to have so many crustacean friends. My friends, my friends... my friends my friends... these are my friends... my friends my friends.

[beyondaisle9]

"sup bruh?" "oh not much" *kiss* "oh thanks what are we doing toda-" *face stab*

[phiberoptick]

MURDERER  !!!!

[BrunchMan12]

im not a vegan or anything but the way they keep like 50 lobsters into a small tank makes me sad ;(

[carmelo131]

ah that wasnt a lobster every one knows that was a salmon

[coolchrisrm]

fat annoying cunt

[eigentensor]

this kills the lobster

[ebiljebus]

4:15 Watch the scissors

[MyMantenna]

Dont worry about that is just his FUCKING BRAINS that leaked out durring the cooking!

[pnmcrw]

Imagine if she could replace the lobster with:

watch?v=6TRVOFEsoWk&feature=yo­utu.be

OMG that would be so wonderful.....!!!!

[lllerlll]

@pnmcrw I think my links on the video tab are ordered in the same way as yours at the moment.

[meantism]

Haha, she keeps calling it her friend

I love killing and boiling my friends :)

She should just call it her meal

[jmquez]

wadsworth constant applies.

[DiarmaidGNR]

Pinchy?......  PINCHY!!!!!!!

[quoththeraven929]

As a vegetarian, I support this video completely. (Bizarre, huh?) While I know my dietary decision is, to say the least, controversial, I respect that others do not feel the way I do towards animals. I am a vegetarian in protest of animal cruelty. This video shows the most humane way to serve a lobster meal; by killing the lobster yourself, you know it did not suffer. I am ashamed of other vegetarians and vegans that look down on meat eaters, and would like to apologize on their behalf.

[RetroactiveNZ]

@quoththeraven929 Kudos to you for not being a judgemental asshole :D The world needs more vege's like you!

[1800akatsuki]

"VEGANS" murderers of innocent fruits and vegetables.

[SeizureBassist]

this kills the lobster.

[BornAgainEngineer]

Water arachnids are  ... om nom nom.

[SuperPlanetMan]

This kills the lobster.

[mrsiepel1]

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[Timgracias]

PINCHY!!!

[sinborn41214]

some friend she is

[Pyronaut]

"Please ignore anything that your Companion Lobster may say."

[dozerdeath24]

I think the lobster might be dead.

[gl1tchofficial]

WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[thatblondechickkk]

For gods sake, she didn't break all of its legs and slowly torture it with a cattle prod. Seriously. It's called food preparation.

[iDUMPinYOURmouth]

Reddit



[Phatbboyy]

0:59 Poke

[rasmusxp]

This kills the lobster.

[MetalPeanut23]

Are you people fucking idiots.

The heat kills the lobster instantly.

Lobsters can't scream, they don't have vocal chords.

Even then, it's a lobster, who cares how humane it is, you're going to eat it sooner or later. Stop pretending you're doing your part in saving the tasty animals.

[StopMofo]

why kill it before putting it in the pot if it's going to die anyway?

[DeadlyPear]

@StopMofo It's a lot less painful than being boiled.

[Xipotec]

@StopMofo Are you being serious?

[1norcal415]

Great video, very informative. I've never cooked lobster myself but this video has definitely inspired me to try it at home. And to all the haters - that was a pretty fucking humane way to kill the animal, much better than boiling it alive, so save your bullshit for someone else.

[VirtRampage]

alot better than throwing it in alive.

[FIREDOG916]

death shriek at 5:53

[TheDagga94]

I don't see what's wrong with cutting his head in half.

It's a lot quicker and cleaner than boiling alive.

[MrBlufox3]

Wasn't this chick on All That?

[123PWNT]

I love my lobster *kiss* and now I'm gonna cut its head in half.

[AbsentInside]

At least she didn't just chuck him into the boiling water alive.

[Rammknot]

Yes showing the respect you have for the animal giving its life to feed you is sadistic...if she wanted to be cruel she would have boiled it alive.

[Er0y]

Worst friend ever

[sackhacky]

If only that lobster and his lobster friends could see what she did to his body.

[danjuas]

Yeah, you're rigth, it's better to boil alive the lobster.

Stupid fags...

[RotogripRocks]

actually some pretty good tips, besides the sadistic stuff.

[G0osekiller]

yummy



[Canoodle4Yoodle]

Yes a restaurant treat who is probably older than you. Well it must be more humane that the beef we eat right ?

[RoyaleWihCheese80]

Nothing wrong with being appreciative of the lobster for being your dinner, or killing him humanely. This is the proper level of respect for animals. Don't make him do little dances before throwing him into the pot live, and don't chain yourself to a lobster tank while chanting. Just appreciate his beauty and his place in things.

[Jvegatt]

I bet the lobster died after that! what a bitch! :)

[enriquito420]

Because of this video I will go and buy a lobster right now and cook it. Suck it PETA.

[1234567890so]

She was really skilled, but so fucking annoying!!!

[Sukorshadow]

This kills the lobster.

[nickbegnaud]

MURDER! Delicious murder.

[transmoogrify]

...She definitely didn't do the tail part right. Way easier to take off the fins and push it out.

[zolauwe13]

simple people! lobsters cant even feel fucking pain!

[Bengjos]

This is definitely a humane and proper way to kill lobsters, but kissing it and calling it your friend is, in my opinion, a little wierd. xD

[MiPsoTi]

there#s that much difference between killing a lobster and get some meat packed from the supermarket. fuck u veganfags for crying more because u see it (otherwise go cry at any video where u see meat of any animal) and fuck even more all the meatfags who see a difference, just because this kill it's more visible

[Xxminnie26xX]

yeah...its really a great way to respect an incredible animal. i dont think you understand the meaning of the word respect...

[DemonstrativePronoun]

If that's what she does to her friends I don't want to see what she does to her enemies.

[bustaphatty]

is he ok? or did he died?

[FlameFriend]

This method of cooking kills the food :(

[phillipjfry6]

he never asked for this.

[nrfx01]

This isn't dubstep.

[AdaAstra]

Hahahah, this is hilarious how people are getting upset at this. Lets see, either kill the lobster right away, or boil the fucker alive?

[transmoogrify]

@AdaAstra sticking it in headfirst kills it pretty quickly too.

[barshkin]

when i first started this video it started at like, :40  wadsworth constant comes into play for me automatically! :)

[jhdsvcyjausdgtfy]

I wanna shove my dick in that lobster tail.

[Corvus133]

The idiots whining about eating meat ought to realize they are where they are as humans because their ancestors ate meat. All that hunting and all that brain development. How dare they have done that.

[guitarandrums]

This is fucking gross.

[PASSERO7]

ahahaha look at all the faggots crying over a fucking lobster.

get the fuck over it. its dead and you're not. go suck peta's dick you fucking nerds

[iGlaube]

Mr Lobby is not your friend you monster!

[TekinTahsin93]

To the fucking cunts who disliked this video: This is probably one of the most humane ways to kill an animal you fucking idiots. FUCK YOU VEGANS ! MEAT IS AWESOME !

[Afspeellijst]

@TekinTahsin93 You seem to be missing the point. Most vegetarians are not vegetarians because they are only against animal cruelty, but also because our current food pattern is the end of modern medicine and the huge amounts of CO2 that are produced with every pound of meat.

[drrdragoss]

@TekinTahsin93 Why would you kill an animal in a humane way? He's not a human, he doesn't give a shit...

[quoththeraven929]

@drrdragoss "Humane: marked by compassion, sympathy, or consideration for humans or animals." Just sayin'... If you're going to take another creature's life, it should be done quickly and respectfully.

[FishyOnStick]

ty lobby

[TimAyro]

Don't pretend to be thankful if you're going to instantly kill something. I love meat, and I am aware of what has to happen to it, but don't be all "ohthankyouohthankyouohthankyo­u"

[sfp73109]

@TimAyro Actually, it seems a little more humane this way. Instead of just eating something without thinking twice about it, actually having to kill your food is a little less cowardly. Also, it's the circle of life or whatever. She thanks him for the nourishment he is about to provide and then kills him in a quick and presumably painless way.

[ThePopculturist]

HE TRUSTED YOU!....He...trusted you. ;_;

[Ponjoe15]

this is a vegan's worst nightmare

[MousePADDING]

A horror show for the lobsters.

[Erichermit]

I'm pretty sure the idea is that killiing the Lobster with a stab in the head is more humane than boiling it alive.

[tealizard]

;_; oh my god

[KarlCast]

"treat them well" Oh hello there lobster.. you have been a good boy.. im just going to stab you in the end.. Oh no don't worry.. im treating you well

[NotPalatial]

STOP CALLING HIM YOUR FRIEND, YOU JUST SHOVED A KNIFE THROUGH HIS HEAD YOU FAT BITCH.

[Vi3tSn8x]

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[isti82]

god, I hate to love this planet.

[mindhackz]

Poor zoidberg.

[weebz00]

Mr Pinchy! ;(

[jason764]

What the hell, she cooked the lobster with the rubber bands on.



[MrVaher]

@jason764 CARCINOGENS MAN, THE LOBSTER WILL HAVE ITS REVENGE.

[Imaweasel1]

Watching the lobster's eyes before it gets stabbed is a saddening experience :l

[DubstepPandaful]

I don't think he'd consider you and him friends.

[BartAfterDark]

Still better than cooking them alive.

[toms1266]

Using a pair of claws, cut off the head of the human about 1/4 inch below the jugular. This kills the human.

[ELkuken]

It's time to get kraken. Good luck cooking him, bitch.

[BaronpFB]

Did he died?

[JeffreeMalloy]

I'd hate to be this bitch's friend.

[Dewnhaa]

Why not

Zoidberg?!

[snakrause]

@Dewnhaa Because I LOVE Zoidberg!! That's why not!

[kookoon]

Holy shit that's so cruel.

I rather eat this big mac I have in my end then kill!!! You monster!

[Ouroboros70]

@kookoon It's better than what they do at high class restaurants. They get boiled alive and you can actually hear them screeching in pain.

[soontobeninja4]

@Ouroboros70 actually that's air pressure being released from the shells as their boiling. Lobsters can't scream, it's just a terrible wives-tale. Also on the subject of this video, it was very informative, makes me want to get a lobster, and also shows me the most humane and respectful way to kill it before cooking it. And no I'm not confused on what respect means for those out there who are freaking out. It's called showing real gratitude to the animal for providing you with nourishment...

[tsurupettan66]

@twoelderbros I'm sure you're used to that feeling.

[WelcomeToMylesUTube]

THE HUMANITY.

[sugarfreeturkey]

why not zoidberg?

[rainydayman15]

If that's how she treat frinds i really don't wanna be invited to her christmas party

[TimbobJames]

Why are people angry about this?

[megahypersuperhero]

"Thank you my friend"

10 seconds later: OUR LOBSTER.. IS DEAD.. MWAHAHAH

[Rachereinheit]

Flagged.

[tsurupettan66]

@Rachereinheit Flagged for showing you how to cook lobster?

[MegaAndyBear]

big. meaty. CLAWWWS

[TimbobJames]

@MegaAndyBear WANNA FIGHT, OLD MAN!?

[Datastreamx]

Too many vegetarians in here.

[MrMattyg143]

i dont ever want to be your friend

[spm9294]

This is absolutely horrifying to watch

[TimbobJames]

@spm9294 Why?

[kaisar0]

This is one of the more humane ways to kill a lobster. If you noticed, the lobster was already stunned (after being put in the fridge, they enter hibernation -- I think). Many people either don't stun the lobster first, or simply toss it into the boiling water without stunning or killing it beforehand.

[566223564]

FUCK YOU, LADY! GO FUCK YOURSELF! YOU CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND? FUCK YOU

[LaReinaMex318]

You're a shitty fucking friend, lady.

[CriminalMacabre]

Putting on sunglasses* The lobster was stabbed in the cerebelum, execution style. It didn't offer resistance...

[lazomaniac]

at least she killed it first

[thekrazykid4288]

you treat your friends so well

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

you monster!

[jfdavisdesign]

I'm a liberal and fuck you for preparing delicious seafood.

[superfunbad]

Poor little fella. Who's hungry?

[xThePilfer]

She wasted so much of the meat. So much for "respecting the animal".

:|

[bernie23232323232323]

Oh go hug a tree you stupid hippies.

[GENIUSGT]

YOU MONSTER

[Denshuu]

This kills the lobster. :(

[boobmikesmith]

At least they're not eating it alive!!

[m0rex]

@Denshuu any meat you eat has to be killed someway or another this is a clean kill

[Denshuu]

@m0rex It's a joke. Google "this kills the crab"