R.Atkinson LIVE: 03 - And Now, From Nazareth, The Amazing

[xanithkl]

i dont get why paul daniel? who's he?

[StefanSama45177]

@xanithkl Paul Daniels- British magician. Kind of an odd duckling, if you ask me.

[Bundyrumowns]

PAUL DANIELS They cried!

[MegaAdam1000]

My new catchphrase is now "HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!"

[DivideofNations]

"And cleft her in twain!"

[Matty09Magic]

this is simalar to 'we are most amused' sketch, but with bits added on

[Sentwistle1995]

And all were amazed and said "this guy is really good... he should turn proffesional" :D

[Jules4615]

If the Bible was like this i would be an......active Christian!

[ThePopo58]

@Jules4615 so would I,perhaps.

[iampliney]

Hahaha i love this :)

[Dreamsquence]

This is my favourite one <3

[trickykid73]

Do you do childrens parties ? ....lol

[Irishandproudtobe]

Now this is a Bible I would read...

[ThePopo58]

@Irishandproudtobe yes. I would ,too. I read the other one (just for info) &it's so stupid and booooring!

[AlexIonescu1984]

And we are filled with joy!

[AlexIonescu1984]

G.O.D., i love this actor and human

[thegeekifier]

I'm a Christian and I find this absolutely hilarious

[halwits2011]

I think its a great and funny...



[blondecat666]

I always thought Jesus was the first recorded illusionist of all times! Great man, very talented he was. RIP :-)

[blondecat666]

@gregboyds Why did you watch that than? You can't tell me you believe in an imaginary old man sitting up in the sky with a zombie son!

[jejobi1]

Are you being used by some people or this is what you are!You are then an atheist if I am not mistaken.You need to repent and be saved from the penalty of your sins.I didn't expect this from you!!!!!

[jerzeefranky3475]

im looking 4 the scene where he did a drum solo w/ invisible drums/drum set...

[scottkrys]

In the VHS version of this, "Trixie" is a good name for an assistant. :/ Weird, since everything else is exactly the same.

[blondecat666]

@scottkrys It is not, since it's a life performance which was only recorded once. You must remember wrongly.

[scottkrys]

@blondecat666 Nope. I have the version on VHS where he says "Trixie" is a good name for an assistant. I remember rightly :) 

[blondecat666]

@scottkrys Ok then. If you are right, you are right. My boyfriend is always right, too. I know my place. :-) Sir, Yes, Sir! :-)))))))))))

[scottkrys]

I'm a ma'am. That's how I know I'm right ;) Haha

[blondecat666]

@scottkrys Hahaha. Now that was funny. Ma'am, Yes, Ma'am!!!!!

[lilnastiaaa]

@gregboyds u must be the DEVIL, since u so well informed n wise MUAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sevenbegore]

@gregboyds Sir, if heaven is full of the likes of you, then send me as far from there as you can.

[AnimeMan2710]

@gregboyds I hope you are joking. Try and lighten up a bit. I'm a Christian and have been all my life. Don't tell me people shouldn't be allowed to enjoy somethimg as funny as Rowan in this video. My vicar showed me this video 2 years ago. i don't know any Christian who hasn't laughed when they saw this.

Just remember God is good

[paulowalkingtree]

@AnimeMan2710

I agree, God gave us laughter and wits for a reason. Too bad some people prefer the gray frowns of the Middle Ages...

[RoyStewart]

Up yours meridian

[yellowbee303]

And they did not no whence it had come, how the hell did you do that, do you do childrens parties go on give us another one behold this it is a carrot for it was orange with a green cup and he held a white rabbit this guy is really good he should turn proffesianal !

[crazypizza]

And the crowd went absolutely bananas. Lmao!

[mechislander]

THANKS BE TO GOD!

[the6jim]

lord thei one liners are as good as your trics

[ELcapalla2]

LOL Paul Daniels XD

[kungfuquaker]

I prefer the other version where Jesus goes to Jerusalem, does his full show for the scribes, Pharisees, and Romans...and they crucify him....

[bareakon]

@kungfuquaker tough crowd...

[TonyMistry]

This is hilarious, but I get the feeling nobody in the audience knew who Paul Daniels was because it doesn't really get a laugh!

[ashleeLA]

AHAHAHAHA !!! 3:30 sharon :L

[waterwind2266]

Hmm... That ended differently than the version I have on my DVD. Can anyone explain why that is?

[MizHearts567]

@waterwind2266 could have been a different night tht they taped perhaps? (:

[sabbywins]

I love the way he says "amazed" xD

[pokexplosion21]

@sabbywins And all were aMAZED!

[maxmeeuwis138]

and the lord said.....no XD

[brenliew]

do you do children's parties.. and the lord said no...

[Krunchyyy]

what is this show called

[Supesfan88]

I'd believe in religion and go to church if there were preachers like this!

[XxMovieAddictxX]

Where can I go se this sermon?!!

[Wulfik666]

Go on give us another one :D

[pasxizeis]

4:11 AHAHAHHAAHAHAAHA

[TerranRich]

The 11 people who disliked this video are miserable, joyless bastards. :)

[geir666]

I'll become a christian if my preacher would be Rowan Atkinson :).

[BohepansTheThird]

Sharron? Seriously?? XDDD Oh my God...that was awesome. THIS is the way church should be. O_O

[andreikostityn]

makes me thinmk of stewie in Family guy when at 1:10

[MrVendetta003]

if mr bean was a breacher I'd go to church every day LOL and Im muslim

[2bunny96]

...and he said : put on a tootoo (or however thats spelt)

[JessicaRabbit909]

I used to watch all of Rowen Atkinson's work when I was little. Well, I still do!

[teafbut]

real crime here that this has only had 128k views. millions are missing out. for shame

[Tsugo582]

and they said unto the lord "how the hell did you do that?" and inquired of him "Do you so childrens parties?" and the lord said "no"

haha. Best Bit Of Comedy (:

[ghkasdflgjkskgj]

and the servents asked do you do childeren partyies and the loed said no

[splod89]

And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth...

[yzxaesberholics]

nyc accent

[Goldigga18007]

2:37 LOL!

[007deMafia]

"This guy is really good, he should turn professional" LMAO

[eidantalon]

Not Sharon, it was Trixie. Then he said:

"And the people said, We've never seen anything like this. You shouldn't be wasting your time in a one camel town like Cana. You should be playing the big arenas, like in Jerusalem and Rome. So Jesus did harken unto their words, and he went to Jerusalem where he did his full act in front of the Scribes and the Pharasees and the Romans; but alas, it did not please them in their hearts. In fact, they absolutely crucified him. Here ends the lesson."

[nothingtralalaa]

@eidantalon Are there youtube videos that show that part?

[dinoalberini]

The "Holy Bible" is polluting your mind.

[tohruhonda11]

this man is polluting your mind

[Se1ander]

@tohruhonda11 Is that good or bad?

Is it good I agree, is it bad... well get stuffed then you wanker!

[MrsMoshae77]

"for it was orange... with a green top"

[Giblinono]

I love all his other skits... but this one I did not find amusing

[11JimMorrison]

"yes... something like that"

HILARIOUS,from beggining to end

[OtherMJ21]

i think the palsy might mean cerebral palsy but i cant be sure

[IrvsZazza]

It does

[psychopathtoine]

'And they knew not .. whens it had come' xD

[2Vaffel2]

The man was sick of palsy, I think it means paralysis

[videocrack246]

at 2:20 what does he say???????the man was sick of what????

please,PLEASE tell me

[maska1870]

I did, but he still put his name in it, and whoever downloads the video doesnt download the notes...Why the fuck doesnt he mark it with a "property of mr.Atkinson" instead of his own name? or nothing at all...

[moufa999]

I love this vid...

[podx990]

If my priest spoke that well when I went to church, it would have been more entertaining. (My parents made me go to church).

[ALICECOOPERFANATIC]

"How the HELL did you do that?!"

[maska1870]

Why did you label your name in the video? You did contributed in absolutely NOTHING to it.

[megen1996]

yes he did he edited his name in thare

[maska1870]

Thats not a contribution ;-D

[megen1996]

i know =+)

[ninjawarrior3000]

how does he keep a straight face

[0403theking]

''And the crowd went absolutely bannanas'' ahahahahahahahhahahahahaahh i love him so much so fucking funny !!!

[Seldanas]

"Thay one liners are as good as thay tricks" xD

[someguyinmilan]

"he took out a saw and he cleft her in twane" hahaha

[Erictay123456789]

it's twain, just to correct it

[kokoutd]

"...And they were filled with joy, and cried out: Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks! Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer!"

Isn't he, really? Good auld Rowan!

:) :) :)

[filllempie]

...and the crowd went absolutely BANANAS! moah geweldig

[MobileFreedom122]

...............

[DreamSlayerz]

Who is Paul Daniels?

[DreamSlayerz]

A British illusionist. Seartch on YouTube on Paul Daniels. Really cool.

[MarkMystic]

Haha, in Belfast, Free Presbyterian's were complaining about this. Some people just can't take a fucking joke!

[constintean]

"and thay said on to the lord "How the hell did you do that? "

[Pgirts]

"For it was orange."

Fricken hilarious.

[yogeshwaryogeshwaryo]

i was ROFL when he said "and they fillllllllllllled with joy" :D :D

[trukurt]

I love the seriousness of his reading :P

[1997Roscoe]

I Laughed so hard i love this its realy funny right

[WolfmanAWS]

"...And all were AMAZED, and said, 'This guy is really good. He should turn professional.'"

Classic.

[reorourke]

He cleft her in twain - absolute mastery of the language! Rowan rocks!

[AceripXF]

do u do children's parties? LMAO!

[borrowedimagination]

this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen =)

[muser9903]

"How the HELL did you do that?!"

Love it!

[AceripXF]

i loved that part lol and loved how he said it haha

[TomMSTie]

"And the crowd went absolutely bananas."

That's my favorite line. XD

[trickykid73]

Yeah !! Best line ...so funny lol

[jamiejus]

Does anyone know the name of the song

[Vogeltje1618]

And all about him knew that it was so... for it was orange..... with a green top.

[ssvirnovskiy]

WOW thank you for posting this

i haven't seen this since i was 9

[musicchik1234]

for it is a carrot... :P

[shubidubar]

"And they were filled with joy!"

[dsriharsha]

Maestro.. you are a total entertainer

[blackadragon]

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks, thou art indeed an all-round family entertainment.

LOL!

[ELSNAO]

And the crowd whas going absolutely bananas xD!!!! ROFL!!!!!!

[ryngonz]

And they said unto the Lord... How the hell did you do that??? ROFL

[queensofia123]

LOL! "and enquired of him, do you do childrens parties?"

and the lord said "no" :L

[xwawas]

"he should turn professional!" LOL

[WezROMdrummer]

0:50!! wHence!!!

[ThelwEnaFiga]

what does it mean?

[WezROMdrummer]

Basically...they didn't know where it had come from.

[queensofia123]

fecking hilarious!!!!

[victimsofthefuture]

Some versions edit out the part where he said "the people absolutely crucified him." On my version he says this and gets a negative reaction from the crowd.

[tonydjangolopez]

where can i find that other version?

[victimsofthefuture]

If you can find the VHS tape titled "Rowan Atkinson Live" on Amazon or Ebay, they may contain this "unedited" version. Mine does, but I have watched it so many times the VHS tape is horribly worn out.

[freinberg08]

genuine.

[wickedxoxlovely]

i thought her name was supposed to be Trixie, not sharon. My version says Trixie

[Salerr]

This might just be the greatest sketch ever. I saw this once and laughed for days. Yeah, days.

[dmist24]

put on a ? tootoo?

[flames908]

It's what Ballerinas wear..

[queensofia123]

spelt "tutu"

=] Ballet dancers wear them. there like lacy skirts tht stick out =]

[hugboxx]

Spelled "they're".

Used as a possessive.

[rockybudgeboa]

AWESOME!!!!

[Albimar17]

sick of the palsy - this part refers to the paralytic lying on a bed who was healed by Jesus

[jastrebok]

thank you very much! :)Couldn't understand it...

[jastrebok]

What about the man on a stretcher? I don't understand "sick of the ???" Could anyone explain it to me, please?

[loekskywalker]

Paul Daniels is a famous british magician and performer.

[metallicagreatestfan]

I can't get the Paul Daniel joke.. Anyone explain please? Thanks =)

[snakeversusgoat]

Paul Daniels is an old-style magician; lots of slight-of-hand tricks and pretty weak one-liners. He had a prime time show on BBC1 for about 10 years

[jacobtubejacob]

BAHAHA - yeah i remember watching this many a time as a kid.. one essay I did in like year 10 english was the transcript of this haha gold jerry, gold

[therugdoctoranimesux]

I haven't seen this in like 15 years!!!

[orochikaiba]

And Jesus said unto her, "Put on a tutu.....and lay down in this box" And then tooky forth a saw and cleaved her in twain, and there was much wailing and nashing of teeth. But Jesus said "Oh ye of little faith" and her threw open the box and loe, Marie was whole. And the crowd went absolutely BANANAS, LMFAO. And Jesus and Marie took a big bow, and he said unto her from on you shall be known.....as Sharon. LMFAO, i cant take it, this is so hilarious

[zam19862003]

"how the hell did you do that?" such an unexpected line that makes you go OMG how blasphemous

[54spiritedwill54]

Love Rowan Atkinson!

[retardedxinn]

he brought forth a carrot...

[DeepSevenfold]

'o yee of little faith' LOL

[mallyJones298]

Comic genius-it's silly, but at the same time its sort of plausable; maybe jesus was just an entertainer who gained a cult following?

[MeloDeath31]

"Behold this, for it is a carrot. And all about him knew that it was so... for it was orange... with a green top."

[eduecon]

"Thy one-liners are just as good as thy tricks"

LOL

[Smithereen1]

'And the crowd went absolutely bananas!' LOL

[Wollolloo]

well, it's obvious that people like you can hardly believe in God, or have a spiritual life at all. The Bible isn't to be taken ad literam, you twat!

[frosty956]

haha yeah you said it......

[MeloDeath31]

you're the one that's being deceived Hollyitalia, there is nooone with you, it's all an illusion.

[Hollyitalia]

if you can be hapèpy thinking that, god for you mate

[Milhouse224]

prove it

[devlynandlink]

he! he is good!

[murmillo42]

I love how he talks

[pixl8edkat]

i don't get how my fiance thinks "Rowan isn't *that* funny"... :sigh: he just doesn't relate to his kind of comedy I suppose - now that I've seen Rowan's "Laughing Matters" show about physical comedy & the way it all works... But still - Rowan IS all that funny! :Sigh: oh well

[Toneai2007]

OMG! This thing was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing, I still can't. ROLFMAO!

[ilesspwns]

The audience is fucking annoying

[Pepy667]

hahaha..amazing... this one goes to favorites