YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!

[mycheychey]

sheee i gotta practice my dam dance moves so when this sh1t happens to me IAM going to BE READY..

[Frankie1986Fly]

Oooo You Just Wait I'll Dance On Your Grave

[MrSkarem]

I came here because of SlyFox <3

[MicDizzle2]

AYE NO CHILD SUPPORT!!!!!

[MartyrLoserKing]

I get to take a paternity test next month. OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT.

Only wish we were on Maury.

[sebbe44441]

the fuck is she saying at the beginning?

[ekmad]

@sebbe44441 that she's 5000% the baby's his... lol 

[4txx]

this was 4K HD in 2005

[Goltork2]

it will be on my grave

[FalloutNVplayah]

lol black people.

[Lanative89]

laughn my muthafuckin assssss offfffffffffff OMG!!!

[Tsunxdere69]

this is unrelated, but the end of the video URL without the dash says 'suck'.

[pittsburghtgod]

Guile's theme goes with everything brought me here

[AdrenalineHeat]

hahaahhahhahaahha

[wclac]

This is back when YouTube was the shit, before Google took over and messed it up.

[brettfiliault]

Chyeah!



[Miss1ndre]

LMFAO!!!! love that guy

[James72y]

this is also the dance if the baby comes out the wrong color

[Butlersbabe]

Thumbs up if Bridesmaid brought you here!

[TheKiss1984]

LMAO!



[buhbuhddanny]

Ben Savage led me here. This is hilarious



[mirageallday]

cory matthews sent me here!

[sheiksubra]

Lol its that stupid bitch fault for spreading pussy all round town

[mattwillbedefeated]

208 guys are the father.

[MeRkAgExAK47]

@mattwillbedefeated Highy unluckly mate go do your homework on sex you might lern suming

[devilxhlywood]

still the best one

[XxMacLovinxX]

they had the nigger tunes all geared up and ready to go. this guy was born to dance

[Svhsgirl]

@XxMacLovinxX You wouldn't say N*gger in front of a black person would you? We are in the 21st century..have you learned yet?

[mrwhatever213]

@XxMacLovinxX Fuck you snow monkey.

[StudioSyncO]

Just because you recorded it from the TV does not make you the owner of the video, SOPA is going to rape you.

[lateralusman87]

0:19 = Keyboard cat. 

[acomotoya]

@lateralusman87 lmao !

[MrZackSack]

Song?

[thetungwakou]

I just wish i could feel that kind of joy.

[Thebzzzzb]

best dance ever !!!

[pauet33]

What is this song ¿

[ilovemj121]

@pauet33 I like the way you move - outkast (:

[alwayzLuck]

this dude was happy as fuck

[MrFACKyouDUDE]

THIS MAKES ME FEEL HAPPY :D

[krsfromprp]

Bitches ain't @hit but hoes and tricks

[MrBrasilPro]

KKKKKKKKKKKK PEQUEPE

[XxRaN96xX]

:07 she starts smiling until she heard the word not

[medicalhockey]

they talk so much smack but never stay to be responsible for what the trash they were spewing. they just cry like dumb bitches and it's all supposed to be ok...because they are sluts.

[NxtBlackStar]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! HE WENT IN

[crypt1c95]

anyway it would be even more awesome if he'd have done a moonwalk on that carpet...yeah, on the carpet

[yorkielulu10]

lol

[xariouz]

BETTER /watch?v=Y1iqJqNHX_g&list=LLcg­7uaaEqyu29khx-x1n6jA&index=5&f­eature=plpp_video

[noerobbins24]

Your vid is popular on Kuwait

[HUArmySolider51]

i would dance too if i wasn't the father

[Utada379]

LMFAO!!!

[Zvezdas8]

nigga jumped like he found the cure for cancer

[TheConnorian]

@Zvezdas8 LMAO

[knightsebas]

thats why i love molecular biology

[mormonjoe]

I love how on Maury whenever some dumb skank like this accuses a guy of being her baby-daddy, the audience always boos the shit out of him, just going along with what the d.s. says.

Love when they're all wrong.

[G61320US]

Not only did she fail the test but calculating percentage as well......

[SchwarzHee]

ANDREW IS A FUCKING AMERICAN HERO!

[officialandrewsmith]

@SchwarzHee my name is andrew lol

[dandanluvsprinceton]

Wow its so funni how she was soooo sure

[eminem252525]

i wanna watch the full dance 

[eminem252525]

and a meme was born

[BlazecX]

im waiting for a dougie reaction..

[IAmAViolentKitty]

This is why the terrorists hate us...

[Ididnttakeyourwallet]

But she was 5000% positive!

[reyestino01]

like mom use to say," sleep with dogs,wake up with fleas"

[ebkfays]

aww life there's nothing like unloading responsibility and proving she's a whore on national tv. (I would dance my ass off too)

[HaseoDG]

lol, black people :3

[HPhenomenal]

FELLAS STOP FUCKING DISGUSTING WOMEN LIKE THIS! just jerk off if you're horny man lmao this dude got lucky

[dj66679]

LML THATS COLD UT I FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING

[ActaNonVerba71]

DNA tess, "man's other best friend"

[damel1017]

im crying this is so funny

[Del2921]

Bridesmaids

[PapagenoJuan2]

phew!! lol

[Bombreaker3]

Disclaimer: The man later decided to go home and NOT become a family man.

[iTrack21]

Haha the crowd was happy for him. they was like " HEYY HOOOO, HEYYYY HOOOOO" lmao

[iTrack21]

did the music really come on?? b/c if he did ALL that w/ no music that makes it WAAAAAY funnier.

[orangejuice501]

@iTrack21 there was no music in the show -.-

[blastofo]

Hes now working as a backup dancer for Usher thanks to this vid.

[realPapaMidnight]

Ayo, I can watch that clip forever and I'll still smile every time !!!

[0320407]

I used to be a father, until I took an arrow to the knee.

[crypt1c95]

Andrew, my female friend wants to be you to be her partner at the prom. Call me if you are interested, I'll send you some photos.

[Aradffomisabjr]

@crypt1c95

you are joking, right?

if not, i am interested and send me photos

[crypt1c95]

@Aradffomisabjr no fake accounts please, I'm looking for the one and only Andrew! And yes, she is really looking for a partner to go on her prom :)

[Aradffomisabjr]

@crypt1c95

I am not Andrew. Is it pretty early for prom?

[crypt1c95]

@Aradffomisabjr it may be, but my friend really doesn't have any idea

[Aradffomisabjr]

@crypt1c95

ok, i am interested but which states do your friend live?

[crypt1c95]

@Aradffomisabjr Poland, anyway you're not...the father

[Aradffomisabjr]

@crypt1c95

Poland?! well, i am american so, find other awesome guy like me

[crypt1c95]

@Aradffomisabjr first of all I need to find a real andrew, not an awesome guy like you ;]

[Aradffomisabjr]

@crypt1c95

you want to find this Andrew from this video? why is that important to you?

[crypt1c95]

@Aradffomisabjr just joking, there's no need to find Andrew, although it would be awesome if we came to Poland for any purpose ;]

[Aradffomisabjr]

@crypt1c95

yeah thats what i thought. well, good luck finding a person for your friend's prom

[TheOneAndOnlyNerd1]

Gotta love the stylish text that comes up at 0:11 with that background effect.

You have to make not being the father look spectacular.

[ModzTechSupport]

LOL all the american shit like jerry springer and this shit is fucking fake you can tell

[nonameherrell]

Lol

[elvinwong12]

0:14 HURR HURR HURRR HURRRRRRR :)

[RoxtarFreak]

My sureness percent IS OVER 9000

[RoxtarFreak]

Awww heeeeel naw

[TaePoDongIII]

Doesn't he realize later that he was cheated on?? Nothing to celebrate or dance about LOL..

[yaromesky]

@TaePoDongIII

He doesn't care about that, he doesn't have to support the child, and can find some new hoe to fuck.

[CameliaMaeve]

TV Tropes.

[misael20051986]

id be just as happy hahahha that guy jumped like an olympian bahahahah

[BiOhAzArDoUs10001]

@aadeeza I heard a joke like that, except it was a pizza and a family of 9.. XD

[43nrhornet]

What if he found out he was infertile

[TheDeliciousInk]

Definitely watched this more than once

[nunuu100]

wow what a slut loooooooooooooool

[JaKiBG]

the song is cool ... name?

[shawnhk83]

@JaKiBG

The Way You Move - Outkast

hail from hong kong

[sdurgefafd]

If you look at around 0:06 - 0:08 you can see the girl making a disappointed face even before Maury announced that guy isnt the father.. She knows , hes not the father and shes making a fool of a herself

[4066jks]

Damn he did NOT want that child...at all. You can tell all he wanted was sex from her. Lol Oh well she has some serious #LowStandards

[Aradffomisabjr]

ha ha that's funny

but...

when he announce that he is not a father. He was happy then the music start? the music start? is it fake? like he is telling to put that music when he is not a father.

AND!

when maury said you are...(then the girl was sad) not a father! what the heck? fake again?

Again, it is really funny

[HopeImNotNext]

@Aradffomisabjr No that guy that uploaded this video added the music to it. Makes it that much funnier.

[Aradffomisabjr]

@HopeImNotNext

oh wow really? that's awesome. true, it is much funnier with the music.

[rambolean]

Why? Why are all American Women such Sluts? Why?

[sekahkiller]

haha, I love black ppl

[rambolean]

and whores get mad at me for stating the facts that ALL American Women at Sluts! ALL

[litesawse]

will it blend?

[MrPD197]

What language is the girl speaking in the beginning?

[zanossukke]

cool



[Binkyjnr]

I think you will find FOX is the original owner of this video. Reported for breach of copyright.

[Ideaboy13]

@Binkyjnr Gay.

[MegaAndrew145]

He he he... my name is andrew!

[CsOmarY]

damn, that poor kid will feel like shit when he watch this video

[NeZzQuickZz]

@CsOmarY Who cares ? It will be like "Fuck. I want those moves too"

[CsOmarY]

@NeZzQuickZz exactly, that dude wont be there to teach that kid how to dance

[delizvillanueva]

am im the only one dancing to this in a few seconds

[omfgroflma0]

that's one happy man

[subj3ctt0chang3]

FUCK THAT BABY!

[itachi4lifenowwat]

lol



[jerryjm2]

lol black people!

[jagkeum1212]

Give him a chicken leg and he will do the back flips.

[JayIsTheRealDeal]

@jagkeum1212 now im black and not all blacks will do flips for chicken, asshole. Only 99.9% lol;)

[garrysmodmoviemaker1]

The best part is how he does the dance while that whore is crying in the corner. 

[MultiMacmuffin]

snammi DO likey :)

[TheFluffernutter69]

song?

[MySanAndreas]

@TheFluffernutter69 outkast - the way you move.

[dowork56]

0:08 for everyone 

[ptownpresident]

All these shows are fake so yes he practiced.

[1overthehillsfaraway]

that woman prob had so many peckers in her pussy the chance of him being the father was slim

[TheJody999]

He is good;o

[mmguk]

some women should just be honest.......everyday his shuffulin.......

[SimplySymone]

lmfao!!!

[BurntTheToastNoJesus]

if this was doctor phil either the women in the audince would beat his ass after or phil would have rigged it

[jacobthejewler1234]

burrr

[twoxohxseven]

Was anyone else thinking "Whoomp there it is! Whoomp there it is! Whoomp there it is! Whoomp there it is!" ?

[nigga851]

Nigga look like he just found the cure for cancer

[eNARV1]

Dayum he GEEKED!1!

[GameLooksTV]

Thats Funny Viedeo DAUMEN HOCH!

[Daue3092]

I think he lacks emotion

[Animekingboy15]

hes so happy he doesnt have to pay child support

[blazingdarkness16]

Are you still 5000% sure!

[dkupke]

Not to get all political about something so stupid, but am I the only one who could totally see Obama doing this dance if he gets re-elected?

[spinemelter2000]

@dkupke I hope so.

[chickenleg4ever]

I'm 5000% sure that, that dance is legendary

[TheUsualSuspect7]

lol the crowd

Im 5000 percent lol ....dam

[Kymewc]

hell yeah no child support payments haha

[BoozehammerOfGalem]

That dance is called the "Crick-N-Watson".

[RGRZ86]

Look, what he did was subtle(IMO). I know there are some people out there that would've more than likely jumped and blasted off out of the Studio in excitement.

[internet4you]

I always pause at the guys face at 0:05 and always cover it up with a ORLY?

[Bugjuice6193]

he says "woo woo! nigga what??" at 0:08, too funny

[TheGuinnessboys]

thats the "get back in the kitchen bitch!" dance.

[Maree014]

lol damn dis nigga dancing

[Virkidmurr1]

I used to dance like that until i took an arrow to the knee

[TheLlamamonobrow]

@Virkidmurr1 omfg YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[SarahbooStar]

@Virkidmurr1  ...... Skyrim Line ?

[Jokunoob1]

@Virkidmurr1 Arrow IN the knee.... i hope someone rips out your eyes and cuts off your fingers, retard.

[cap288cap]

@Virkidmurr1 lol skyrim

[TheNakedQuack]

@Virkidmurr1 Do us all a favour and take a vagina to the penis you stupid virgin cunt. Get the fuck off youtube with your shitty comments and go and toss over skyrim you ugly nerd

[BillyC500]

@Virkidmurr1 /watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg

[ownagejedi]

roflmfao!!!! i think the music makes this 2x funnier haha

[QPRlover1]

You are not the father.... YOUR THE MOTHER!!!!!!!!

[bossyNandi]

This nigga broke out into a dance ! LMAO ....SMH

[elbombo89]

at 0:08 you can see the girl laugh a bit :)

[overbyjames]

What's the name of the song, sounds familiar.

[strez]

@overbyjames Its called : I like the way you move :Outkast

[BowmanBigGuns]

Those words are a mans best friend

[hallak70]

motherfucker reached a level of happiness no man can ever reach