Chuck Norris in Oblivion Episode 6: Episode 5.5 and 1/2

[mrdanni]

when he killed the bear I fucking died inside from laughter, it was genious!

[fbg739]

/watch?v=yJAbQbP2Tvg For Let's play! :D

[Rexereman]

JESUS FLYING KANGAROO BALLS XD

[laxativz]

3:38 WTF?!?!

[luidey788]

reminds me of dragonball z when their fighting so fast.

[aeaon]

FUCK, I LOVE THIS!

[thomasvivanco]

Duck Sauce - Chuck Norris (Barbra Streisand Remake by Nikoteen )

[BelmontGabriel]

are we there yet? NO! xD

[PabloAMedinaS]

Chuck Norris la hubiera matado de un golpe... no en 6 minutos

[MegaShot3]

haha no one can beat chuck norris

[gmtpia]

IT'S OVER 9000

[Ric666pro]

Shats about to go down!

[gamesxp2010]

it's  more like goku

[0097King]

wtf

[pokermann007]

Jesus flying kangaroo balls! :D:D

[darkassault100]

must be some good skooma :p

[heeehehehehehehehehe]

he is stronger than goku !!

[Error100000]

1:57 he has the knoife ! ))why dose he pick up another knoife ?

[linuxxx41]

Lineage2 : //gmspeed4

[Twiforce]

Sounds like machinima is getting better at voice acting!

[Djqueencoolemo]

Its like dragonball

[MrPostman93]

wow that fucking guy is annoying on the ad.

i dont want a fucking ipod . fuck off.

[jwoss1]

0:36 will you fuckin cut that out!

[YourProblem1]

@jwoss1 *Insanely super ridiculously fast intro* :D

[darroni123]

Chuck Norris in Skyrim ANYONE?!

[mydogsareout97]

Now everytime I t-bag someone on any game. Im going to say "Doodle Doodle Do Lee"

[sticknasos]

will u fucking cut that out LMAO XD

[DarkZoneGaming1]

Chuck norris killed a bear, OOPS.

[piplup10203854]

The character in Fahrenheit or Indigo Prophecy, was based off Chuck Norris the only reason he looks asian is to make sure that Quantum Dreams doesn't get sued for using him in their game

[ZHBraden13]

3:14 wtf

[IMNOTAMUSED1]

3:22 i have got a shotgun

[TonyDelgado24]

3:30 but you just fuckin kicked mate  watch the arm motions lmfao

[Dakota4090]

I think that my favorite part was at 6:19

[Searcheur]

chuck norris is the real slim shady

the remake of 300 starring chuck norris will be called 1

[IMNOTAMUSED1]

56 people got hit by flying kangaroo balls

[ThErAmWaNtShAm]

Chuck Norris once farted, and then the universe was created.

[Pettept]

Sean Connery made 56 fake YouTube users and pressed the dislike button..

[adamtried]

0:00 to skip adds :D

[adamrules01]

this is the most retarded shit i have ever seen your game must be fucked beyond belief

[Omnikron228]

@adamrules01 Umm, you do realize that this is all editied and most of the characters he made are from the Construction Set? This isn't his actual game. He just makes these videos for our entertainment.

[DrPuddings]

@adamrules01 Your ignorance is quite hilarious.

[qudratzazai]

is the guy that chuck norris wishes he were!!!

[Silver7761]

Lol'd at 1:41 - 1:44

[x0xSwatSnipex0x]

Why is this one 5.5 (6) 1/2 wha???

[KingSchmidti95]

loooool



[Aawesome96]

aichains xD

[lewis37614]

chuck norris is so pro every time he goes on a vid the amount of views is always 1337

[FlashProAnimations]

What mod did you use?

[dragonbukid]

the US Army fabricated a multi-trillion-dollar weapon that could end world war 3, they were so-called Chuck Norris Nametags and Chuck Norris Masks, unfortunately the weapon itself vaporized its creators, it was since then forbidden from Earthly contact and was locked in Pluto, now the Solar System only has 8 planets.

[Citzen92]

@dragonbukid GREAT IDEA,AND GREAT FAILURE..

[dragonbukid]

Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life in there

[XxPhoenixHarpyexX2]

im hungry.....do who you have any children?

LOL

[thevengance]

This stuff is pure gold lol!!!

[fallonsky12]

2:40

THIS IS WHY YOU DONT TBAG CHUCK NORRIS



[Tokulala]

serius

[Blentastic]

so another 2 year sfor 11 yes?

[tokorev747777]

@Blentastic Thats what i am guessing

[jnishar]

LOL! ..... LOOL

[TheLostDemocracy]

*Sigh* The Microsoft voices really ruined this video for me...

[watcher18893]

@TheLostDemocracy you can add voices to your liking if you go to mylazysundays

[MrCodename4711]

@TheLostDemocracy its part of the storyline so you cant change anything

[Mincho1994]

...And how bout now?

[kaimvardas]

@Mincho1994 No.

[xaethe81]

Are we there yet? No. How bout now? No. How bout now? no." rofl this series is beast! pls make 11 and 12

[luzxun]

Yeah that was a fucking peel in my path you ass worm!

[mopsfisch2]

hahaha god fight

[LOLVOTEING]

damn im really frikkin starvin......got any CHILDREN! LOL EPIC XD

[Bloger20]

ahahahah! who shot the car seat??!! XD that's awesome!!

[pdd678]

@spartanmania i dont get it

[cha1235]

The original Title for the bible was "Chuck Norris and friends"

[TheXordinary]

dam i loved the part where he killed her xD

[ArcticAndyV2]

Chuck norris + Sword = Broken Sword

[TheTupacolypse]

If it looks like chicken, taste like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its beef, then its fuckin beef.

[ParadoxFC]

@TheTupacolypse Well said.

[VampMageTLV]

How Bout Now? No

How Bout Now? NO!

lol thts funny

[xxSnarflesxx]

Just watch on iPod no adds

[jaspersema]

u are pretty FUCKING EPIC

[flythebeast]

you ass worm

[strongsterrence]

click 0:01 to skip ads!!

[MrBlackHatMC]

1:19 ...... LOOOOOOL..... oops...... :D:D:D:D

[spartan19931993]

DO YOU HAVE ANY CRUSHED NUTS?!?!?!?

[uptheironsacdc]

Jesus flying kangaroo balls?

How bout now NO How bout now NO

[Blentastic]

3:39 is how i perceived my life...especially the voice

[Andozer75]

so THAT's how Chuck Norris learnt to kick! He slipped on a banana!

[MrD0GF00D]

im really frikkin starving...got any children? LOL

[0188john]

masive air combo ''lands on bear cub' oops...

[IrishManInParis]

look at 1:56 FAIL the Knoife is on him

[GodofTheForge]

"I'm really frickin' starving.......got any children??"

what a genius line

[pulmonq2]

dialog and action is overdone at this point. the fate of all sequels it seems... wasnt at all funny compared to first three. flame on.

[GiloLAAG2]

this is fuckin retarded but I love it!

[assassinmakidoo]

2:32 RAAAAGHHH! Beast mode activated!

When the flames surround him... I'm sure I heard the word... "shat" lol xD

[Vainslayer13]

Jesus Flying Kangaroo Balls!!

[MichaelJackson787]

ITS SO EEEEPPPICCC AND AWESOME WHAT A GREENSCREEN AND SOME PAINTING CAN DO ISN'T IT no jokes here i say this cuz it is AWESOME

[jackobob619]

"you dont remember"? "rediculouse memory" i remember a little rough housing and forplay" omg i almost craped myself from that halarious

[terrytate40]

lol flying kangaroo balls!!!

[martin111martin]

:)) this series are fucking AWESOME

[suicid3grunt]

I love the effects in these vids!!!!!!!!!

[tokorev747777]

these are so stupid the way they fly around and cuss and do stupid things! thats why this is one of my favorite youtube videos!

[doodsalot270]

@tokorev747777 their actually not flying but jumping for really long :P

[bajsface2]

the fights get more and more... like, flying araound and shit XD epic

[rossy4eva]

WHOOPS i just crushed a bear lol :)

[ccondor97]

Jesus Flying Kangaroo Balls

[santoroyerdeantorcha]

take a look at Chuck Norris handy work!

[FuriontheWise]

DO YOU HAVE ANY FRESH CARROTS?

[Adrius91]

Seph's new animations ftw!

Heh, wonder if the next episode has Seph's Hand to Hand replacer... that way they'd have real kicks.

*goes off to watch next episode*

[DragonWhisper88]

'He came over to get some brown sugar, and I get to touch him once.' LOL!

[GmodCaboose56]

lol I love the beginning.

"Will you fucken cut that out?" XD

[Pandemic6831]

DO YOU HAVE ANY FRESH CARROTS!!!

LOL that bit cracked me up

[shfsfgsfgdf]

"chalk one up for another lady who cant handle the chuck" XD

god this is funny as hell lol

[TikiTackleProduction]

Lol lands on bear WHOOPS!

[bretjuuh]

how bout nowXD

[dethklokmetal123]

well arnt we just a ray of fucking sunshine

[The0Assasins0Creed0]

dude :i think i will just eat a banana randomly for no aparently reason

[gothstar14]

nobody can win a fight against chuck norris.....except chuck norris

[gmonwowserver]

By the way, I'm really frikkin starving... Got any children?

None that I know of.

XD PRICELESS!!!

[117Jorn]

What if I made a book thats related to this?

[steve123456789010]

in my opinion a movie would be better, but yea that would kick ass

[Kaiem]

Go nuts man, as long as I'm credited for the original storyline concept. :P

KM

Cross-Cutt

[117Jorn]

Thats the plan. It probobly wont happen untill the third book in my War Journal Serice. (Yes, I'm making a massive Sci Fi book serice, and I'm planning to make the third book seam a lot like this when my main charicter meets Chuck right at the start.)

[Forlo12345]

If you made a book, I'd read it.

[jordanz19952k8]

I think i will eat a random bannana for no apparent reason . LOL!

[DJBoy37]

Chuck Norris does not shave. he kicks himself. the only thing that can cut chuck norris is chuck norris

[BigBuddha2012]

this is the best oblivion series ever

[Journeydakyubi]

I think that part when he was getting teabagged and all that crazy stuff happened was the mad cowboy disease that he gets sideffects from.

[PenguinsRuleThaWorld]

The hilarity level is trough the roof. xD

[SefirothPH]

3:33 lol he was waving his arms around :D

[LBunis]

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

[SefirothPH]

lol I have never heard that one before :D

[smogame]

I got half a O' of high grade chron chron right here

[mitchyboykindom55]

awsome

[Anthonyfami]

Hul stop fucking around!!! shut up mom!

[Razputin53]

how come i feel a starwars vibe where the ancient may actually be paul

[jackobob619]

ROFL he landed on a frikken bear "oops" XD

[andreas224455]

oops lol

[WolfQuestluver]

what is the mod for tia's clothes? a catsuit?

[brecciwolf]

well... can someone say to me what he uses for the Cool fighting effects?

[tmanvince123]

mostly photoshop i think. :P

[primevilownage]

it's photoshopped

[brecciwolf]

Thx dude, i though it was adobe after effects =) But i had not sure then i asked.

[sonicfan1100]

He came over to borrow something and he let me touch him..........once

Woah.........wait what?

[ramzescaf]

That's so freaking hilarious :D:D

[DanDood11]

1:23 Seriously poor fucking bear

[ManualOllie212]

i know that was brutal

[K1LL3RM4]

he let me touch him once.......... wait what

LOLOLOLOLOLOL i pissed my pants

[yinyangliger]

"jesus flying kangaroo balls" xD

[colorfulpup275]

ROFL

[truthbetoldify]

lol chucks first roundhouse kick destroyed tia carrere on some rox and she exploded

[icydrag]

it wassnt a roundhouse kick it was a zohan kick i suspect the roundhouse is going to be saved for conery

[truthbetoldify]

lol that was the roundhouse kick, it couldnt be the zohan kick if chuck did it, bc when he kicks, its HIS kick which is the roundhouse kick duhhh jeez

[indianajonesfan4ever]

just love these vids :P

[SamuDXFan]

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

[Gamer8527]

poor bear :( LOL 5/5

[pikmintalis]

wat do u mean poor dear that was the best part XD

[LinkTheSamurai]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch he decides what time it is.

[Vex8118]

got any children to eat lol

[l4it3l4]

lol ainchent

[GREENGIANT2674]

under the beard of chuck norris.. there is another fist

[ZazcKun]

family guy P

[TheOnlyRater]

lol, dbz style, and he landed on a bear

[a50smith]

hes using mods

[BongoMaster99]

Jesus walks on water, but Chuck Norris swims on land...

[samblah]

lol

[baltostella]

chuck norris is so tough that he can kill a man that lived 300 years ago just by thinking of him!

[Dvalinor]

Chuck Norris is there yet...

[awesomniss]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[madaraomg]

how bout now? no. how bout now? no.

[youngfreedom93]

3:15 LOL! he kicked!!!!!

[LORDGORAF]

kaim is very skilled at machinima oblivion some of could take a year or more

[ornlu111]

Yeaa it was a fucking banana peel in my fucking path you ass worm...OWND!

[karlinngustafinn]

dude that guy must have HIIIGH acrobatics and athletics

[6618594]

lol skooma xD

[Dark3000Iight]

barbie?

[jonnyb2020]

uploaded 20th december my birthday sweet :)