Comic Rhys Darby on New Zealand & Life

[Parkinstarkey]

7 people live in Australia.

[KeFz07]

New Zeaaaaalannd WHAKAYEAH!!

[ConcreteGirl4]

Are you on your way to a dick meeting?!

[Scooternz]

55% farmers contaminate NZ water ways!

[HxCSounds]

7 people are australian.

[aRandomGnome]

He has a nice rust belt.

[nzlotrfan]

@NationalLibertarian I thought I'd just say after reading your first comment on this video, that I'm part Maori, and have eaten no one. Don't judge someone from the colour of one's skin. It's just silly.

[frankcorvette1]

he is stoned as fuck

[leirgauk]

@frankcorvette1 Lol!!! On every interview on Youtube, there's the comment "he's stoned as fuck" :P And almost all of them are true.....

[LeafFreedom]

@frankcorvette1 who isn't right now?

[TheRealDerfMan]

After "David Brent", I'd say "Murray Hewitt" is the single funniest TV character that I've ever seen.... complete brilliance. Every line is perfectly delivered, and practically everything that comes out of this man's mouth is hilarious. Flight of The Conchords wouldn't be as funny to me if it wasn't for Rhys.... I wish this man all the best....!!

[metallegion501]

new zealand just like lord of the rings

[uelideschlachter]

i just came back from new zealand and i was surprised how much influence of the maori left and how the maoris lives next to the settlers, without making a big thing.

[ghostwhiskey]

stuff you jemaine and stuff you brett and stuff you again jemaine

[stefanie57043]

@ghostwhiskey lol "aww why do i get double stuffed?"

[ghostwhiskey]

@stefanie57043 haha

[klumzykidder]

@ghostwhiskey

Why did I get double-stuffed?

[ghostwhiskey]

@klumzykidder hahahahaha

[gingerkid286]

new zealand,

bring your mum

[she3pdogg]

@johnnygurl13

Zeeland is a province in the Netherlands actually as it was the Dutch who discovered New Zealand but of course the English colonised it.

[ktayor1]

@she3pdogg Yeah the Dutch didnt discover New Zealand bro. Maori's were there before them and the Mori Ori's before that. Makes me laugh at how people think the white man discovered NZ lol, like they were the first ones ever. Not being racist, just stating the facts.

[NationalLibertarian]

@ktayor1 - New Zealand didn't exist as a nation until European settlers came. Before then it was two islands inhabited by primitive cannibalistic savages.

You should be grateful for everything White civilization has given you.

[ktayor1]

@NationalLibertarian Yes, but they didnt discover the land did they dipshit. And why call them savages, fuck you and dumb ass. Thats the white mans history I spose, find a new land to them, call the local inhabitants savages and take it over, change society to suit themselves and call it civillised.

You must be proud of yourself! Your just a dick though!

[NationalLibertarian]

@ktayor1 Maori didn't dicover the land either, Maori migrated here in around 1300AD. Celtic relics exist in NZ which predate the arrival of Maori by hundreds of years. Maori are not native to NZ! You dislike my terminology? Maori ate each other, what term is better suited to describe that behaviour than savage? The truth is often unpleasant, deal with it! There wasn't a shred of civilisation in NZ before the English arrived, Maori were living in the stone age!

100% White 100% Proud.

[ktayor1]

@NationalLibertarian You dont read so well do you white trash, I never said Maori discovered NZ, learn to read! Call the Maori savages, hahahaha so funny when you look at all the destruction white man was visited upon this planet, a little whitey called Hitler comes to mind. So what if Maori were living in the stone age, who cares, was that statement meant to insult me lol funny whitey you are! I bet your just some dumbass white trash, who contributes nothing to society.

[ktayor1]

@NationalLibertarian 100% White 100% Proud, think you need to check your history bro, your more than likely part of a mixed race bro. Leave you on that note dude!

[natarshah]

@NationalLibertarian don't click on a link if your gonna be a pessimist. go hate on your own existence thanks.

[NationalLibertarian]

@natarshah - The level of "pessimism" as you call it is all relative to the level of idiocy present in the comments. It's not a predetermined objective.

[ruanuku01]

@NationalLibertarian What has white civilisation given us? disease, alcoholism,P, drugs, greed, awesome thanks honky!

before the white man came, the land belonged to everyone, there were no homeless... the people looked after one another within their community.

[NationalLibertarian]

@ruanuku01 - How high are you? Before the English came to NZ all the Maori did was fight over land. There were no homeless because there were no homes, you all lived in huts. Community? Tribe would be a more accurate term. Most illicit drugs are shipped in from the likes of Asia and India, not many Whites there. What has White civilisation given you? I dunno, how about a written language, an education, modern medicine, not to mention the technology which allows you to post this nonsense online.

[ktayor1]

@NationalLibertarian Haha funny white trash, reading your comments makes me laugh, you obviously cant move on, your hatred and belittling of Maori is so funny, your so obsessed over nothing dude. You pride yourself on white accomplishment yet don't mention they destruction white man has caused! "All Maori did was fight over land" Hmmm, and whiteys dont aye, must be the only race that doesn't, oh wait they start WARS over religion, land, oil, gold etc. and they still do it today! The end nigger

[NationalLibertarian]

@ktayor1 - Truth hurts huh. Nigger? I'm no nigger, neither are you. Maoris are closer to Indonesians than Africans racially by a long shot. How was anything I said hateful? Take your tired clichés and fuck right off.

[ktayor1]

@NationalLibertarian Never said I was a nigger you dumb white trash, cliches hahaha you spout the same old shit that all whiteys of your type do, "maoris are savages" blah blah blah blah blah. Your like that annoying little dog that does nothing but yap bullshit all day! Hey heres a thought why dont you take your dumb ass outdated views to the street and see how far your crap gets you! Oh wait your incapable of thought! And no the truth doesn't hurt Lol! Your such a dumbass!

[NationalLibertarian]

@ktayor1 - Maori cannibalised each other beofre Whites came..... That's savage! Europeans are God compared to you fucking animals.

End of discussion.

[ktayor1]

@NationalLibertarian Nah bro not the end, hahaha you think your god hahahaha fuck thats soooooooo funny white boy hahahaha, Hitler white, kills millions, thats savage, Britain kills millions in earth conquest, they are white, pretty savage, Whites treating blacks as slaves for years, Savage, And all you can say is "maoris ate each other" blah blah blah. Such a dickhead white boy you are.Anyway Dillusional white boy, keep thinking your god cos that just makes me laugh so much hahaha!

[ktayor1]

@NationalLibertarian Cmon on whitey say something else against the Maori, I bet you dont like Jews either, or any other coloured race, such a sad person you are. You probably got those swastikas all over your room, wishing the Hitler was back and he will teach them blackies haha! Soooo funny. Got anything else to say whitey! You def lost this one, Wow a white man lose's, Can't have that now can we?? Mr Whitey!

[NationalLibertarian]

@ktayor1 - Room? All over my house to be exact, more than you can count! When the time comes, we will make Hitler look like a humanitarian. Lost? Hahaha! You're delusional! I can't wait to decorate the streets with the corpses of your family.

[ktayor1]

@NationalLibertarian Hahaha funny white man, you ARE delusional, well why don't you go out and start your campaign today. I dare ya you CHICKEN, You make me laugh so much. Gee I bet ya Rhys Darby will be proud of you preaching your bullshit all over his video. Go the white man, power to you and your delusional episode, hang on you must be from a mental hospital lol, Funny white man you are, Keep em coming boi and I'll just keep laughing at you hahahaha. Jew Hater!

[ktayor1]

@NationalLibertarian Hey Dipshit, how much hating did you do today boi!

[NationalLibertarian]

@ktayor1 Obvious troll is obvious.

[ktayor1]

@NationalLibertarian Blah blah blah blah! Dipshit!

[ktayor1]

@NationalLibertarian Well Dipshit nice its been nice I spose to meet an asshole such as yourself, but lets get the facts, you are a delusional loser, who contributes nothing to society and lets face it your a waste of space, but it has been nice laughing at your stupid ancient Ideas, but you are a waste of space, and will let you stew on your hatred of everyone not white, esp them jews huh, Lol. Goodbye Fuck Knucle hahaha. I wont be reading any dumb responses you post so dont bother! Turd!

[NationalLibertarian]

@ktayor1 You fail.

[ktayor1]

@NationalLibertarian Lol is that all you got,"you fail" hahaha that is funny indeed, just a sign of your low level of intelligence, Bye loser, hope you die today that would be nice. Wont waste me time on you anymore! Shitheads like you, although funny, are stupid!  "You fail" hahaha so funny indeed!

[ruanuku01]

@NationalLibertarian sorry most lived within hapu(family) as part of a big tribe but the tribe was spread out over different hapu. sometimes people from different tribes lived together wether by marriage or other reasons.maori had medicine b4 white man came. when the english first moved to nz they were helped by local maori and they even traded goods,food etc.( maori traded goods well b4 white man came along).it doesnt always go one way you know.talk to kaumatua they can tell you their stories

[danbuck333]

gingers have soul

[beanladder]

silly hat rhys

[GraceAsInAmazing]

jaffa...

[SurferxDancerxLOVE]

ohmygosh . ii remember watching them film this . ! we were on a school trip . ! bhahahahaha . O.O <3

[lollol4random]

i think i know the girl with the grey jacket on the left at the begining!!! :O

[elizabeth1977]

love it

[bzylizzy]

cant beat kiwiland.....

[joeboxa1]

thats a cracker ginjer gotee

[Keep3rz]

AUCKLAND!

[bordarboy]

New Zealand's great, It's like a sunny Scotland. With nicer people. And different fish in the fish and chips.

[FacePunchVideos]

@bordarboy And it's so clean and environmental

[LordMarlonCheesecake]

nz is the best country ever

[ElGuitaristo79]

what a great guy!!!

[BlackDiamond351]

WELCOOME TO NEW ZEALAND

[lego99ts]

1:40 jim carry and Rhys r both so funny

[CrazyTarzan69]

hey hey one tree hill lol

[malloryT5]

alright now for a comment that isnt about a country and who i better........................­..um...so rhys darby is pretty funny.

[hadlee2]

stop fucken bitching

[empire8581]

wow. theres a whole war on here!. Get overyourselves all of you. Im a born kiwi and i love NZ. But I've been to Auzzie nd seen the outback and lived there for two years. Best two years of my life. Auzzy nd NZ defanantly best countries in the world. Make fun of another nationality's accents. Like Cannadians, or Indians. No matter how you look at it, New Zealand and Australia have always been political pals and brothers in arms. Be happy!

[natwithnat2]

looks like we've got a traitor ay

[NimbleNoddy]

he says 199SIX!

[leonardomoses]

" i started being a comic about 199sex "

[wobbygongman]

No, we say six... you say SEX

[leonardomoses]

no, i don't think so mate.

when aussies say 6 and sex, there is a big difference in the pronunciation.

when kiwis say 6 and sex, they sound the same!

[leonardomoses]

you just made yourself look like an idiot !

your the one who needs to learn how to spell !!!

[Keeleywheels]

get a life

[Clayton240183]

dont we say sux?

[pennydesouza]

What a lovely guy.

[purevil5]

New Zealand, better than Old Zealand

[singlouder08]

It might be better with another exclamation point, eh Greg?

XD

[ephan89]

@purevil5 do u know what Old Zealand is then?

[JohnnyGurl13]

@ephan89 Zealand is in Denmark

[flyguy1324]

@purevil5 u r a retard old zealand wtf

[ktayor1]

@flyguy1324 Lol. Probably some aussie!

[SallyQuistNL]

@purevil5 no. i lived in new zealand and i was born in old zeeland.

[Alfonzo227]

@purevil5 hey, old zealand (ie zeeland) is very pretty too! we may not have epic amazing gorgeous landscapes, but our cheese is unbeatable!

[strunway]

the spirit as a child.....

Love it, I believe that so much.

I think that people that show their child are real and people that act like stern old freaks like in the apprentice are dicks....

Its the retail management types that think their job is important... what dicks

[jimmil10]

One Tree Hill =D I live just down the road from there

[Adam18ImNotOkay]

OI, GINGER BALLS.

[tomholt112233]

quite funny for a sheep shagger! lol

[nzanz88]

england was the last country that got pulled up for sheep shagging it was in the news last year!

[marshmknall]

I love Rhys darby he cracks me up that odd girl thing and him in the boat that rocked NZ must be good if he comes from there.

[firstgovs]

lol we are most stuff is great here but not the weather lol

[marshmknall]

Thanks for commenting back

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[jefforrison]

Nz's the best ill nver leave living here

[connortimoti]

you mean type

[nzanz88]

england is not better! have you lived in both? i have a nz is def way better!!!! and writing isnt everything so get over your self!!! anyways rhys like england so it cant be that bad...

[CiaranSion]

lol i love living in here in nz

[breathingair]

Yay!~ Go NZ. I love living here!

[muntaface]

@breathingair yo im in nz 2

[mozdickson]

is where, new ziland?

[breathingair]

On the right of Australia xD

[mozdickson]

danke i go Austria for holedazs

[flyingphish]

I think you mean Australia is to the left of New Zealand

[breathingair]

O indeed. I get them mixed up a lot.. - -

[jefforrison]

Lol so true

[lillyjayjay996]

new ZEALAND.

[Oli93ilO]

i wanna move to NZ. live in the shire or somethin

[love4muzik]

ahahahahahahahahahahah

[empire8581]

nnnnnnnnnniceeeeeeee. LOL.

[jefforrison]

he got to b with Jim Carrey in YEs, Man :)

[jefforrison]

I love nz i live there :)

[jefforrison]

I love him :) hes great :)

[bunnykin]

I think Rhys is a very positive person. I've seen him live and he put's on a great show. Thanks Rhys for being you.

[maramamaaka]

He's in a new movie that's being released this year called The Boat The Rocked and it looks great =]

[musicismylife025]

hes not dead

[LanceUppercut01]

He was too young

[Sebastian773]

hes hilariouse...SHAVE YOUR TITS!!! =P

[earthtoincubus]

lol it goes to the chinese girl!

[GodsAssistant]

his so f  u ki ng funny

[genuinetripleG]

his accent is hard to take seriously :P

[jefforrison]

Thats justb his voice :D mixed with a nz accent :)

[rokbom]

I can't tell if he's joking or not, half the things he says.

[Kingfish019]

this guy is the coolest

[WhiteQueen420]

He is so adotable!

[dekojohns]

Rhys Darby. R.I.P.  :(

[chikeshqipe]

what r.i.p ????????

[dekojohns]

Yeah he choked to death a few weeks ago. R.I.P. Rhys Darby. You were great. :(

[95ness95duck]

he was on rove a few hours ago

[dekojohns]

That's his twin brother.

[Lachie55]

ur such a shit stirrer mate

[ByandFar]

I love him so much.

[paulusmagirl]

me too!!

[blacktoothdbandit]

is he in yes man?`

[Minikwon1991]

yup

Rhys Darby is Norman

[apareezer]

NORM :P

[TheSchem]

He seems like a super nice guy.

[markquimby82]

Well Brit, you just had to be more rock star than Jermaine didn't you? You had to go and drive my hondar in the pool didn't you?

[Prongs3]

lol one of my favorite episodes

[badubadu7]

I thought what he said was inspiring and he's just proud of what he's achieved.

[joeymod135]

Tourist promo ?

[spo0ny2k]

he came across a little arrogant

[gaybod4life]

GO FUCK YASELF BRET

[mephlol]

"Oh come on brett, dont be such a dickhead"

[MatthewKeracher1]

"You're not gonna swear are you Murray?"

"Yeah? well... fuck you Bret!"

lol

[Idioteque434]

hey gingerballs, where u off to? dick meeting?

[treebomb]

I had a budgie but it died, whoaohoh, I like pie

[leeds120]

"I'm so angry, I feel like swearing!"

[greenblacky]

"ooooh murray you wouldn´t swear would you??"

[silibus]

"GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

[supercube86]

new zealand likes to rock the party

[lalinejad]

MURRAY!!!

[xxuselessbulletsxx]

is that his real voice? XDD so cute. lmao.

[Headpate666]

I like pie too ^^

[kdvtg]

lol i had a budgie but it died too

[BrettVincent]

LOVE YOU MR D

[JazSmithPresentation]

cheery up murry (Rhys)

[bigrednz69]

"...hey ginger balls. Are you going to a dick meeting?"

[rmacrae91]

way to misquote, geezo, its " aww what are you, on your way to a...dickmeeting!"

[BrownyTheKnife]

Dude. Who cares? Home-boy is a KIWI!!!!

[mihirmaiden18]

can't wait for more episode of flight of the conchords.

[diceyoror]

Yawn!

[Section84]

what movie is he talking about?

anyone know that?

[iakorgalen]

Yes Man

[TheDisexists]

anyone can do it man, anyone can be on top of the world. you just gotta have that inner strength and we could all be comedians working with jim carrey. nobody would have to nurse the sick or dying. there would be no sick & dying. Nobody would have to teach preschool. Nobody would have to rake up leaves from the city council walking track. Nope, we'd all be comedians, on top of the world, bursting with inner strength from our success.

[mbirxeotn]

I need some of you in me

[zacbenloulou]

yay more flight is coming!

[crazyjohnboy]

nineteen ninety-sex

[fellXhouseXranger]

people will call you ginger balls....they'll call you ginger balls...but those people don't know what they see, they just see ginger balls....ginger balls...cheer up murray

[wildboybattle]

murray land!

[bnighti]

GINGER BALLS!

[xvulvatronx]

that was bret...bret called you that.

[kiwidud3]

Rhys Darby is aweeesommeee