Gaston - Beauty and the Beast (1991)

[wejamon84]

at 1:42 he winks when he says "every last inch". thats a little shady...

[wejamon84]

my science teacher knows all the words to this song and sometimes i catch him humming it.

[snowboardgoddess7]

i love that "i know..." right after gaston says Lafou im afraid ive been thinking... a dangerous pastime... I know..... so sexy..... :D lol

[354McFadden]

No one ruins childhoods like Gaston!

[TBCLEberhart]

I have a small cleft in my chin...

[Cooliee2000thecool]

1:49 no on rage quits like gaston!

[yelnats126]

That lil guy singing wants to bone Gaston

[SamChris9001]

You just ruined my childhood... and I'm only 12.

[catagon12345]

he can have a 4some with 3 hot blondes yet he still wont leave belle alone... he deserved what he got

[annalily18]

he ate that many eggs!!!! he probably has very bad cholesterol...

[salmon1pwns]

Why all the shit on Gaston? He's mild compared to other disney villains. I mean, people like Frollo are genocidal, evil AND selfish whereas Gaston was selfish and murderous. I like both villains don't get me wrong, but you have to admit Gaston is probably the LEAST evil villain.

[Iwubchickenwubbins]

@salmon1pwns THAT is exactly why he is so hated. Most Disney villains are a bit off on their evil, or in the case of Pete, not really all that evil. Gaston, however, is actually someone that can be easily seen to exist.

[TheOnlyMsVegetarian]

1:44 eww

[MistressMelon]

Gaston should just have a threesome with those triplets... hell I would even jump in.... Gaston is fiiine

[flamei11usion]

Nobody sings with a throat obstruction like Gaston!

[allboutthefox]

2:24-2:28 uh what r u thinking right now?

[Username77298]

No one sucks Gaston's dick like Lefou

[Wisprsinthedrk]

Gaston is the animated chuck norris.

[TheWanderingLPer]

@Wisprsinthedrk I was thinking the exact same thing.

[mademan543]

for a disney song its actually hilariousness

[hussbilbs]

bisons hehe

[incandescentsmile]

"Every last inch of me's covered with hair" - mercy be, i can't believe my parents let me watch this when i was a little girl xD

[plutoend99]

@incandescentsmile why

[incandescentsmile]

@plutoend99 because i'ts full of innuendos

[MegaDizzyDez]

@incandescentsmile Innuendos are great aren't they? Gaston is a jerk, but I'd sure like to look like him.

[Beccie1011]

reason i creeps me out :| 

[Hontego1]

I saw the Beauty and the Beast musical and enjoyed this song. and now... back to gayer than twilight...

[Erigrl]

Lol,anyone else notice that he winks when he says, "Every last inch of me's covered with hair" ? Lmao.

[yevonator88]

I have only heard "expectorate" in two places. On the label of a prescription toothpaste I was given, and this song.

[porterwake]

Gaston, the original Disney muscle head douche.

[kaylaCORE]

"No one's as big as Gaston."

"And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair.."

[saphireanddspencer]

I have actually done 1:49 before X3

[warriorcatsandwolfs]

2:53 Orlly?

[Jen321able]

And the whole time, no one questioned where Belle actually was.

[WhySoSerious998]

Who's the asshole that gave Gaston a 9.8?

[KryCroc]

@WhySoSerious998

His name is Dick, go to :50 .

[PugnaciousT15]

I have the MnYes at 1:11 as my text message alert sound. Fuck MnYes!

[corwinorr]

Alpha as fuck.

[Acouplevideosisall]

@YoungGun66 But he doesn't. He locks Belle in a cellar and goes on a witchunt against Beast.

[SuperVincentNinga911]

@Acouplevideosisall NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[YoungGun66]

Crazzzzzy old Maurice...

[YoungGun66]

Gaston is actually a good guy. Any reasonable person would save a women from a ferocious evil beast. I vote Gaston.

[silllylilly6686]

@YoungGun66 But did u miss the fact that he almost ook Belle's father to a crazy asylum i dont know about u but i wouldnt want my very sane father in a asylum

[4EvMetal]

No one beats LeFou off with both hands like Gaston...

[TheCarolStreamKid]

was this the original version. because everyone sounds a little more high pitched

[FuckYouYouFuck]

No one shoots tight three shot semi-auto groups with a muzzle loading flintlock blunderbuss like Gaston.

[biskittins]

Gaston is so awesome <3333

[RhinoRose9]

every last bit of me's covered in hair............... did not need to now that!

[Pacster17]

18 people obviously believe the "Thumbs down" symbol means something awesome

[KINGOFPIEISH]

talk about drunk

[Kafixis1]

4:36 he is definitely in whiterun

[Indigokitteh]

Gaston seems to be overcompensating for something.

[TheOriginalJellicle]

1:45 Gotta love Disney's subtlety XD

[combinationist]

i use antlers in all of decorating.

[SweettCarolinaa]

I always thought at 4:22 "how long is that damn bar for them to have to walk that long?"

[SuperVincentNinga911]

No one can suck a dick like Gaston

[xPurplePanda19x]

why does he wanna marry belle so bad? he's obviously gay 2:25

[NotForHire42]

3:34 - Always cracks me up.

[ironman2199]

Hunny2224 he's obsessed with belle cuz guys like casting want girls they can't have.

[TheStaticMonster]

Biceps to spare? Give me.

[dragons06]

no ones a dick like gaston.....

[TheStealthX]

I love that Gaston just whallops Lefou at the beginning, but Lefou just goes running back to him! XD

[MrAxelTrouble]

Gaston: Every last inch of me is covered in hair

Beast: Bitch, please.

[wejamon84]

@MrAxelTrouble

Chewbaca: step aside, ladies!

[bubblesrfluffy5]

gaston is creepy. noone should have that much chest hair. ew. :P

[hunny2224]

If he had his groupies why was he so obsessed with Belle

[xRainbowCareBearx]

noooneee derps like gastonnnnn

[KillerofChaos7]

Gaston's rape face around 3:54. Just look at how he stares at Le Fou with that weird smile... O_o

[MsBridgeMusic]

1:48 me and my friend watched this in 3D last week & at this part she turned to me and whispered, "Mmm! Gaston hair in 3D!" xP

[Metal18Dude]

No one can be a douchebag like Gaston!

[GuMpAkC]

My last name is Gaston...FML

[TheRealCodeBlack]

@GuMpAkC Doesn't that mean you're the best at everything?

[GuMpAkC]

@TheRealCodeBlack :(

[poeticdreamers]

"And every last inch of me's covered with hair" *wink*

O_O

[dapperfan44]

@poeticdreamers I know how you feel. When I saw that upon seeing it again in the theaters as an adult, I knew my childhood just died before my eyes.

[justukyte]

is it me or is Michael Fassbender actually Gaston?

[quangduy9x]

Gaston! You want to marry Belle and you treat her father like that???

[Fizzsoda123]

The gaston fan girls are hideous

[Fizzsoda123]

Nooooo one sucks like Gaston!! ;)

[trishdadish82]

"taking your lumps" haha

[8777myoung]

I would like to see a Disney movie based on the American Revolutionary War with Gaston as the hero.

[ItsAshere]

Warning... about to ruin childhoods... you know what they say about thick necks right? ;)

[aksquash]

That's a weird mancrush that guy has on him.

[Pokemon101Freak]

@aksquash dude hes like a crony xD

so of course xD

[silllylilly6686]

@aksquash BROMANCE!!!!

[MrFlyguy124]

@aksquash Le Fou?

[hashmell]

i totally had a great time watching the 3d in theaters this saterday it was great, and i went to work and told people about it and when i was starting to sing the very first part " nooooooooo ooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeee­eeeeeeee..........." the other people starting singing the rest of the song and thats how great the movie is!!! every one knows it!! AMAZING !!!!!

[Starshock1995]

@hashmell

The movie was re-realesed in 3d?!

I really wish I watched TV more often -_-

[Cabsmell]

Fucking Gaston......what a dick

[Slashthekitsune]

@Cabsmell No one's a bigger dick than Gaston!

[theUnbeatableStan]

No one has a fan page on FB quite Like Gaston!

on.fb. me/xM3MjQ xD

[LIFEatPatton]

4:25 ... Swag

[moorseyboy]

brown nosing a bit isnt he???

[MrPhane1]

this guy is Kanye West`s hero :)

[shaaktibob8557]

Gaston in 3D... Ugh

[CriKKKeycrocodile]

I get this song stuck in my head except the only lyrics I can remember is, "LIKE GASTAN!"

[MrSlaide]

No one slaps the bitches like Gaston.

[pic74]

ARE YOU READY FOR GASTON IN 3D?!

[ToHisGloryAlone]

"no one's head and ego is as big as Gaston!" :)

[ToHisGloryAlone]

2:27-:28 looks like he can dance with that toe point haha

[dumbo7101]

4:15 "tries to persecute harmless crack-pots like Gaston!" LOL

[silllylilly6686]

@dumbo7101 lol i idnt kno that verse was in the song because it all goes so fast and then i heard it and i started laughing and crying

[ishimorikuma]

Anyone else amazed he can use expectorating correctly?

[EmberQZ912995]

@ishimorikuma I think, deep down, when we think about it, yes, but Gaston's not entirely stupid... he's just not smary enough for Belle. There's dumber men. Look at LeFou. I mean, look, his name means "the fool".

[Minatoleekrinaze]

Back when Disney had hoes and drinking and romance in the same epic movie.

Now we only have the hoes. :P

[TigsAndKizzii]

I wonder what they're trying to get out of? What kind of plan is that?

[SeanDnB5]

Too bad most girls go for guys like Gaston.

[mockingofthebird]

@SeanDnB5 aaaaaaaaaaaaw

[jonyz1986]

Ima name my son Gaston. Classic name

[192avidgamer]

lol, No one rage-quits like Gaston 1:47

[mockingofthebird]

i'm proud that i know all of the Disney classic's songs in all the movies :D all by heart. every word

[costmo69]

no one sucks like Gaston , no one farts like Gaston,

[taylorswiftrocks1310]

Ummm Gaston needs to stop being a vain idiot. Belle will never marry anyone that conceited. She's too awesome. But I still think Rapunzel is the best.

[SillyMeganAlyson]

@edcellwarrior @PaintedPaladin Fourth option! Gaston works either part time or full time as a decorator and decorated the pub :D

[edcellwarrior]

@SillyMeganAlyson Does Gaston look like he has a job?

[afroqueen98]

Poor LeFou!

[beautifulfamex33]

Gaston swallows like a champ!

[BlondeCurlsBlueEyes]

No-one lowers men's self-esteem like Gaston :')

[edcellwarrior]

From 2:24 we can assume 2 things. Either gaston lives in the pub (With his giant chair and antler decorations) or he for some reason ran out of room in his house and started to decorate the pub

[PaintedPaladin]

@edcellwarrior There is a third option. He owns the pub, and has it decorated in the style of his home

[edcellwarrior]

@PaintedPaladin Do you think Gaston would be smart enough to run a business?

[jacksmorris91]

Lost faith in the world when i realised that Gaston was voiced by Hugh Jackman :( such a nice guy playing such a shit bloke.

[jacksmorris91]

@jacksmorris91 My bad....played Gaston in a musical stage version...not the movie

[plumgirl1000]

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST IN 3-D STARTING NEXT FRIDAY!!! CAN'T WAIT FOR MY MOM TO TAKE ME TO SEE IT!! oh and im an 18 yr old girl is that weird

[SquidPi]

@plumgirl1000

not at all. :)

[lupius]

@plumgirl1000 No weirder than a 20 year old male sitting at home on a friday night listening to disney songs on youtube, but it's awesome, so you're good.

[fullytorquedbrah]

Crazy ol Maurice, eh?  Crazy ol, Maurice...

[Bastgoddess7]

Gaston: Peter Steele???

[howlingwolf12341]

if he were covered in hair he would look like the beast O____O

[BiowareGirl]

No one has a medieval rhinoplasty like Gaston.

[Alouette1968]

"A dangerous pasttime..." "I know..." LOL.

[howlingwolf12341]

ya Gaston is a ugly meany monster

[howlingwolf12341]

@howlingwolf12341 he is more than that

[ImACreeperSSSSSS]

SO I'm ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BAAARGE

[OtakuFangirlZ]

0:53 dick?

[iTzD3VIN45]

"Plans to persecute harmless crack pots like Gaston"

[blondBEXTER]

those eggshells cant be healthy...

[Dipstikk]

I use Robotniks in all of my DE-CO-RAAATING!

(Zoom out to see a wall littered with mounted Robotnik heads, all with grotesque expressions. His chair is just a bundle of red mustaches.)

[wolverette3636]

2:28 Manliest pose evar!!!!!!

[numanumakid565]

@wolverette3636 thats my google homepage image

[TheMistDancer]

I LOVE GASTON! :D

[Coregond]

I'm Gaston in our school's production of this. Watching these videos just gets me more excited to start rehearsals.

[themissjane100]

For my schools production of this I'm in the front row for most of the dance number of this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right near gaston.... Who happens to be my crush......

[girlishgamer1]

No-one get's left out of Kingdom Hearts like Gaston.

[DoomHell94]

No one dislikes like Gaston!!!

[Lemonpeep]

'And every last inch of me's covered with hair!'.....Ew

[greyhoodedbryan]

At 2:04 he sings while swallowing..... he exhales WHILE swallowing! Now thats a man!

[rainsbunny12]

Tha bear at 4:10 is like I got kill by a idiot greeeeaaaaat -__- lol

[catunalib]

Um, so if Gaston is so burly and brawny, how does Lefou not get knocked out when Gaston punches him?

[Princess101855]

Gaston: Le Fou I'm afraid I've been thinking

Le Fou: a dangerous past time...

Gaston: i know

[1stwierdo]

so much abuse to old people in this movie

[spasEmmi]

someone is conpensating for something...

[WildWhiteFang]

"no one gets his ass kicked like Gaston, no one screams like Gaston, no one falls like Gaston, and no one dies like Gaston"

[craftingkitten]

no movie that uses "expectorating" and "paragon" perfectly without confusing the hell out of everyone deserves 20 stars out of 5

[kbo300492]

JUDGE CLAUDE FROLLO IS ALSO QUITE REALISTIC

[ROB6ZOMBIE666]

NOTHING WRONG WITH ARROGANCE

[1593576428]

2:12 epic AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[TheDOMAN127]

/watch?v=nDV1sj6MTz0

HELL YEAH

[Gamefinder143]

My Latin teacher used this song as an example of "expectorating"

[renee06252080]

Hugh Jackman is so awesome as Gaston!

[hopefaith2]

Gaston may be a major selfish, arrogant, stupid douchebag, but I gotta admit: That guy has an awesome singing voice. And he's my favorite Disney villain of all.

[CraftyTeo]

@hopefaith2 well, no one sings like Gaston!

[rxydancer21]

gaston is a hunk