The Fail Adventures of WtfMinecraft // Episode 62 (300th Video!)

[100ausie]

And I watched the whole thing

[100ausie]

For the tower you could put slabs then put 2 on both ends then build across from the top one

[WalkingShades]

Slimes are 2.4 blocks tall, so you need to expand up or down ;)

[The123superbeyblade]

i watched the whole thing

[settleflame1]

dude just saying when u here the wierd music or sounds that are random that means you're above or below a chunck thumbs up so he can see it

[MrRubiks08]

@MrRubiks08



[SnoozersDog]

On the face left of the castle if you're facing it, there are 3 sheep, 2 white, and 1 black, that have been in the same position for 2 episodes before this one, and for the entirety of this one...did anyone else notice them?

[Inediblepeaches01]

I watched the whole thing. Now I'm seriously considering what I'm doing with my life...

[Sharpshooter3651]

Took a lot of gut to finally watch this

[killergearz]

@iiCj21Foreverii2k6ii i

[Theazerkle]

I watched the whole thing. You are awesome.

[nick1wasd]

slimes spawn in levels 0-40 in ANY light level

[TheMrCodith]

WOW I SUCK AT SPELLING! *WHOLE

[TheMrCodith]

THUMBS UP IF U WATCHED THIS HOLE VID AND U WILL BE EPIC LIKE ME!!!

[ThatGuy4127]

Stone Bricks are made similar to a Crafting Table but instead of Wooden Planks you put Stone.

[Anchupom]

If you get a massive surplus of redstone, you should link up your two buttons for the minecarts so you can call one over to the other.

Pretty pointless, but a nice feature.

Also, cut the outer corners out of the towers to make them not-square :D

[LetsDoitLiVEe]

Morning well spent :)

[brothers96]

I downloaded the map and found a shit load of diamond

[sobjo22]

0:53:26 i'm getting on the next flight to scotland. i'm coming for yo john

[MrBookmaker94]

you dont like things that are square why play minecraft :P

[MrBookmaker94]

YEEAAAAAHHHHHH  1 HOOUUURRR YYYYYEEEAAAAHHHHH

[MegaZrapper]

What about the snowboard filmes?

[psprctgtasa]

you should make that little secret room under your first tower into a storage room (:

[HE11FIRE100]

John, I watched the entire video. Happy New Years btw. Well, it is probably not New Years where you live, but it is in New York. :)

[MrBaconboyJr]

infinite is a little bit of an exaggeration ...lolololol

[blueafropower]

love the vid and want more like it which are q and a. also more rooms for redstone traps for mods.

[JoeyRichterRanger]

I watched all of it.Thumbs up if you did too :)

[Anchupom]

@JoeyRichterRanger

Should I thumbs up your comment twice?

>:)

[JoeyRichterRanger]

@Anchupom Yes! xD

[richy13to99]

Congrats on 300th vid and I watched it all at 3:30 am :P

[Hora97mtz]

@wtfminecraft why do you get paid for playing games?

[diabloteam1]

LOL for you ! Never saw a castle ? BAD story bro

[diabloteam1]

Smoss Stone for Stone bricks? Yeah

[diabloteam1]

To spàwn slime your roof have to be 4 block

[perkypears]

"A Big Massive Crap Threat Thing". LMAO

[MrCarnich]

@WtfMinecraft also you can repair tools

[MrCarnich]

@WtfMinecraft hey john you can recover the glas pannels with a pickaxe

[perkypears]

@MrCarnich really? i didnt know that! thx!

[MrCarnich]

@perkypears be welcome ^_^

[sikoladas1]

does youtube pay him for doing vids? I mean he has shitloads of subbers...

[legomasterofall123]

arrow guns in tower

[exslim360]

@Wtfminecraft true bro sry :)

[noobarockacus]

use half stone slabs and make a portcullis

[ilikegk]

go you get paid 

[TheKirbyMask]

@WtfMinecraft You should put in the CoterieCraft Texture pack. It will add the flavor to your castle. :)

[NicasioGotenks]

hey how do the clock work?? because i got the the same texture pack as tours, so i want to know when is it night please answer

[frede1010]

Slimes*

[frede1010]

Reis minimap is the very best program for finding slomes! Also in smp (:

[XdXDxD465]

jon , grab your spawning ground 2 higher

[mbmovies1]

ONE HOUR!!!! WTF WTFMINECRAFT?

[kulkid07]

@mbmovies1 Dude, calm down.. What's wrong with it being an hour? 300th vid special, read the title.

[orang1120]

you need to put the stone into the furnish: )

[iiCj21Foreverii2k6ii]

you should make redstone tutorials for use on survival! thumbs up so he can see

[NextGenTacticsFan]

@iiCj21Foreverii2k6ii he already did

[visuallysmartutorial]

With the gate look at oliveriscool's most compact 3x2 piston door

[crocky271]

John, you should make a vlog! I want too see you how you look in real life and maybe other people want too see you too! =)

[DavidJeFaca]

@crocky271 Go check his older videos you can see him ,videos are usualy named "Thanx for 20,000subscribers" or 15,000 or so...

[bladeadlan768]

john you should've not used the pickaxe that was running out, you should've used the one with more durability, then you can put both of them in the crafting grid and get a full pick :P

[TheXAir99]

attack slimes with wooden swords. you get more slime balls

[legionofacre]

john+lava=x/0

john and lava DO NOT mix

[jareddonahoe42]

i think it was ok and awsome! thumbs up if you agree?

[utubeISmyfuture]

im 13 :D

[ThatCanadianKid1]

I watched it all...so how bout a dual com? Loljk

[pointyhawk]

John I LOVE YOU! thanks for the hour long video!

[Coconut282]

DDDDumbHHHead!!!!!!  Lolz

[frujka123]

make a lava moat around the whole castle john so no spiders can get in and one more thing what texture pack are you using?

[MrRubiks08]

@MrRubiks08

hi

[jellytoast97]

Do you believe in the world ending in 2012?

[rosscallum]

you should put in a spiral staircase that can retract inward!!

[MADMODDERZz]

slime's only spawn when your difficulty is on hard

[FasTReAcTi0nZz]

Wow it felt well short? Like a regular episode. But I watched it all!

[MrPiggyPooPee]

I watched the whole video and didn't get bored once :)

[FasTReAcTi0nZz]

Omg it won't play for more than 5 mins without having to turn my iPad off, really wanna watch it though :(

[MrPiggyPooPee]

You use smooth stone to make stone bricks in a 2x2 pattern

[MrPiggyPooPee]

I'm a subscriber and I'm only 12

[MadeByMeProd]

1 hour felt like only 10 min :( *sad*

[Zeinlu]

1 hour, 1 minute, 20 seconds non-stop and i'm still enjoying the show

[theaddehome]

Castles often have like at the lower part of the tower small archery holes that archer can stand and shoot their bows relatively safe

[MrStealthkilla]

poop

[MADAN3MO]

watch the whole thing no stop woooooooooooooo

[swtcw909]

Can you give us the seed too? What if we want to start a new map on this world?

[andwei4]

arsehole? lol

[swtcw909]

Thanks man i've been waiting for this!

[BnHKILLA]

@wtfminecraft you should make a detector rail at each of the entrances to your house and the castle, so when you go over the detector rail it moves 2 blocks out of the way so you can get inside, cause that will help keep mobs out and Im sure you would make it look sick!

[1a2b3c4d5e2427]

I get too many slimes in my building world. They spawn everywhere and just get stuck in everything, annoying as hell.

[beenndik]

I watched the whole thing! keep making long videos! :D

[Russian47slayer]

you need smooth stone and put into a four square block

example: x = stone o=empty space

ooo

xxo

xxo

[syynkLy]

Thumbs up if you more videos like this! :D

[XxcaptainxX981]

att 9:00 i was like use that damn waterbukkit!!

[MrJobymax]

John, what are your views on teh apocolypse and the world ending?

[xXpjXx100]

i like so much your videos . I watch everything . Good job :D

[dylan9416]

You should make a roof on your mine cart system to keep monsters out

[ALPHABETxS0UP]

I watched the whole entire thing

[fireyblackdragon]

your voice got out of sync by the end, and stone bricks are smoothstone in a 2x2, like glowstone

[FriedPwnage]

best moovie ever =D

[mikey31897]

rei's minipap

[mikey31897]

omg i have nothing better to do so... ima watch this for and hour........no offence 

[mikey31897]

i stop watching at ep around 24

[ALPHABETxS0UP]

you have A.D.D I do the same thing play the shit out of one game all the time

[ishkebam]

Smooth stone

[08MoH29]

make the the place where you went to get coblestone 4 high and there you go: a slime farm. You could make it bigger next time

[ishkebam]

I'm 12

[ishkebam]

Slimes spawn in the dark

[08MoH29]

@ishkebam and in light

[ALPHABETxS0UP]

glass windows were used in cathedrals

[N00byKilla]

i watched the whole thing oh YEAH

[mrwindsor67]

thumbs up if you watched the whole hour and enjoyed it :D

[sikoladas1]

@mrwindsor67 No I watched 1hour video and only then I realized that I don't like it

[TheArcwillow]

What software does he use to make his video's

[codhaxer1]

This is super important! I watched ur whole video :D

[luhluhiuh]

you are awsome

[luhluhiuh]

hay Wtf minecraft why dont you do gears of war 3 it is fun if you have a xbox360 and gears fo war 3 plz for me

[shanT5927]

Smooth stone and put four like u would make a crafting bench

[shanT5927]

John he voice is kinda boring ... Lighten up dude !!

[AKzDrOpShOTxX]

What is his skin called help plz

[shanT5927]

The commentary and vid sounds not synchronised

[vReGZz]

make a cobble generator

[MCRhcp96]

Question: what are you gonna do after school?

[AKzDrOpShOTxX]

what is ur skin called ?

[TehRedstone]

Why is your mic so delayed? D:

[ALONbentamar]

I watched the entire hour :D

[XxtakeashotXx]

21:00 "i dont like when things are squared" , John you do know your playing minecraft right? everything is a square XD

[legionofacre]

@XxtakeashotXx everything is CUBED, maybe that's different for him

[mikolaj962]

answer?

[mikolaj962]

how do u install the map

im still a bit of a norm so... yh

[mo6555]

@mikolaj962 on windows, type in the search thingy on the start menu: %appdata% then you will see the folder: roaming. then click roaming>.minecraft>saves and then drag all documents in the map folder to the saves folder, do not forget to delete the META-INF folder in the saves folder.

hope i helped!

jonathan

[mikolaj962]

@mo6555 thanks :D

[mikolaj962]

@mo6555 more help plz? then do i have to start a new world or wot?

[mo6555]

@mikolaj962 it should be in your minecraft maps when you restart it. if you dont have it idk whats going on

[ztrocki]

i watch the whole thing john

[mikolaj962]

XD And I'm in year 6

[ztrocki]

people are just greedy and want to be famous

[ztrocki]

@ztrocki not u just the other people

[Masinator117]

lol i will always be young because that is my surname

[mo6555]

@Masinator117 i will always be a botter

[Maik4everNL]

I watched the first 15 min yesterday and today the rest of it :D

[3Hellgren]

I watched a half hour yesterday thet the rest today :)

[Gamedude5678]

What you should do when the castle is finished, make a back up of it and then install the tower defence mod that captain sparkelz reviewed :D just a suggestion but would be entertaining

[josueVilla03]

I watched the whole video at once!!! :O that was pretty cool! congratulations for your 300 videos!

[danielstar007]

I watched it all bo ya

[mo6555]

@danielstar007 watch minecraft the movie 10

[DCX519]

could you pls make some aether tutorials its a mod. tutorials like how to use items build items and control the animals like the moa.thx.

[MrTheboyant]

how did you get known on youtube??

[utubemachine1]

I watched the whole video :) at 240p cause of my stupid slow internet :( would of watched at 360 or 480p if I had a stronger internet. :) SUBSCRIBED!!

[supersweetmakeup1]

John make a cobble generator in the castle !

Thumps up for him to see !

[TheMinder4]

@supersweetmakeup1 he have alerady done that I dont know why took it away :(

[MrCovermusicboy]

U shud make a server using this world

[SuperMatty247]

@WtfMinecraft wouldnt it be easier to turn all the lava into obsidion to safely walk on instaed of cautiously placing cobble risking falling off dying and losing all of your items

[utubemachine1]

What is SMP?

[The2muchnoise]

and also make a small spiral staircase for the tower

[The2muchnoise]

use staircases for the walkway on the walls

lets see how that looks

[Crshr123]

SHIT YES 1HR

[The2muchnoise]

John its alright it makes sense

[tazzking77]

Well what i'm tryna say is you do have loads of friends and their on your subscribers list :P.

[tazzking77]

Hey Jhon, there are alot of dick's in the world and people who will point fun at anything that will make you different, weather it be the way they were bought up or their mental short comings, but regardless of all of them there are alot of people who do get you and take the time out of their day's to watch you play minecraft, and regardless of what any dick at your school think's i bet on some level they have envy of the fact that people actually tune in to listen to what you have to say.

[Drillasz]

Do it your bridge pol in ground

[lamo543]

John + diamond + lava = priceless

[Drillasz]

19.39 nice move John. :DD

[cherricheribobo]

troll lol lol lol lol im in yr 6

[cheeifyz]

can u do facecam?

[ImpossibleWays]

56:06

Oh yes.

[SSODShadowLord]

I could watch another two of these. HELLS YEAH

[1921may]

It's easy to do it with some TNT.And after that you have just to dig a lil' bit.

[1921may]

I recommend you to make a slime farm.And you won't run out of slime balls and tadam sticky pistons :P.

[Jab4w0k3Z]

@WtfMinecraft U answered my question the one that you answered @32:00 =D

[shadu957]

An hour long... my god. This is a challenge I must accept

[GamingChaos123]

Put the Redstone World up for download!!!! PLEASE

[TheGoratas]

an hour fucking long video lol

[clarketi]

Stone bricks are made with 4 smooth stone, you'll work out the rest. Keep up the good work hope you continue. P.s. I'm 11