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  • India sucks America FTW!

  • I am from Great Britain and I am jealous.

  • what do you fking want. Do you want to be the #1 subscribed channel. Go be funny, entertaining and cool. Or you could suck a dick gay fag.

  • This was brilliant.

  • Oh gosh I can't believe this video went over so many people's heads.

  • I am seriously face palming at the amount of people taking this seriously...

  • I love the "FIOS FTW!" Post-It on the wall.

  • i belive you are really trying to get people to stop telling you that you are jelous of all the youtube whores.you really made me think on this one.i really love how you code the whole video,its really funny.

  • I dont always admit Im jealous but when I do its on youtube. Stay trolling, friends.

  • @LovelesEntertainment hahahahahahahaha

  • @LovelesEntertainment You made my day.

  • it takes a real man to admit he is jealous

  • @lagorbian i dont get it either but I think It has to do with number of subscribers amirite?

  • derp... I've watched one too many...

  • Haha.This video is great on so many levels.Reading the top few comments sealed the deal.

  • I gotta admit this video was clever as all hell. It took me a bit to get it though

    especially when you compared the countries with less people (that were better than the top dogs in many ways)

    and you linked everything to youtube

    props to you man XD

  • I meant subscribers... Well, I guess views too... XD

  • He's talking about views you fuckwits!

    *facepalms*

  • You look like Edward Norton from American History X, except you have virgin written all over you.

  • @CheebaHaze He looks nothing like him lol..

  • @VestaaaHD We have different perceptions, but the virginity is undeniable.

  • Ha. *Like*

  • the population size doesnt necessarily mean theyre the better country. there is such a thing as overpopulation. i mean im not some american fanboy saying yeah, were the best; were # 1. i just think that in order to judge what is the best country u gotta look at other factors (economics, political system, crime rates, poverty, military, education, culture, cleanliness, etc)

  • @53knights This video is a joke about popularity on YouTube. It's not about the population of a country. The truth of the matter is that people think that he's jealous of iJustine and others like her just because they're more popularity than he is.

  • @53knights

    Yeah.... you totally understood this video.

  • @TheArchfiend ummm, ok i'll admit, i cant tell if ur being complimentary or sarcastic. if the first, then thanks, if its the latter, then please elaborate on what message i missed.

  • @53knights The entire video was sarcastic, and it was in response to every fanboy who says he is just jealous of the people he rants about.

  • @ThePhantomGamers ah! thank you, good sir (unless ur a woman, then ma'am). i dont really watch thearchfiend too often so im not used to his behaviorism. i know he rants on a lot of people (especially the Irate gamer), so when he started talking about countries, in this one, i was confused

  • @53knights No problem, and it would be good sir :)

  • @TheArchfiend You freaked me out bro! I thought you were serious till about 2 minutes in bwahahaha.

  • @53knights the other factors? America is in a huge recession and has the highest rate of incarceration in the world. I think there are many European countries that are better than America.

  • @freddykingsley i didnt list those factors as underlying hints that america was atop all of them; i listed them because population size isnt the only factor to determine whats the best. this of course was obviously before i was told what our little fiend friend was actually saying. besides, i clearly stated i wasnt being an american fanboy, defending the country on the internet

  • @53knights

    He was being sarcastic.

  • @YourMineCast yes, i know that now. ur a little late to the conversation

  • Who that he'll cares which country has the most people

  • @Lanklord

    *facepalm*

    No shit, Sherlock.

  • Wow. People watch you? You're not very funny. *Lowered Expectations jingle here*

  • Ok :)

  • @TheRougeMonk

    That's not technically true. India as a country was only established like 70 years ago and China about 100 years ago. So the U.S is older, as a country. Also the culture that the United States represents is Western culture which has been around since about 3000 B.C. So it's debatable.

  • insulting peoples nationalities gets u nowhere in life!!!!!

  • @Ghp266

    Yeah... you totally got the video.

    *facepalm*

  • You looked really sweet with that honest look on your face, though.

    (Supposing there wasn't something I missed. >_>)

  • sarcastic or not he isn't funny. or entertaining. james.. is both

  • @intexxi

    Thank$ for watching my video$

  • Archfiend, I think you need to paint the word "sarcasm" on your face so that certain people can figure out you're being sarcastic.

  • lol this is the funniest video i've ever seen

  • You know Archfiend, this isn't the first time you've said some dumb shit - so try to understand why people may have taken you seriously.

  • @Albertus747

    You have to be completely mentally retarded to take this seriously. How can you defend anyone not understanding this video?

  • @Albertus747 those countries actually have way older culture and history then america ...

  • @TheRogueMonk that doesnt make them better..just sayn

  • Population means power?

  • @Cridant1

    Yeah. Now watch the video again and see if you actually get it.

  • @TheArchfiend Who says I didn't? Your so bashful of people who say one little joke :(

    Going back to shibart vids now at least he is actually funny.

  • @Cridant1

    *you're

  • @TheArchfiend Still bashing people :(

    Like you tell people everyday we pay your bills, try being nice.

  • @Cridant1

    Pay my bills? What bills are you speaking of?

    My REAL JOB pays my bills. Get a clue, bro.

  • @TheArchfiend Your an angry individual :(

  • @Cridant1 *You're fuckface. 2nd time I corrected you on that.

  • Jealous Bitch , If anything , i suggest you kill yourself

  • @TheOptiflash

    Now actually watch the video.

  • "Terrorists are bad people!"

    "ur juss jeluz"

  • You dont have to be Jealous of China if SOPA comes through, then all are rights will be taken away and we will be just like them... Just with less people and every one will hate us and will be the #1 most retared contrie in the world.

  • @Lazarman5o9

    I lost a couple brain cells trying to comprehend that shitty excuse for a sentence.

  • LOL, Did he just describe youtube subscriptions? If he did, that was pretty fucking funny.

  • You may not be jealous, but you're doing one hell of a job making seem like you are with the majority of your videos. And yes I'm giving you money just by doing this, but I really couldn't give a crap. Being 'rich' doesn't make up for a having a generally bad personality. And as for the whole Infidel thing, (which is how I heard of you) he got many thumbs up from what I've seen, which means many people agree. Like me! By the way I'm not a hater, I just feel sorry for you.

  • I'm jealous of your alien-ware laptop, Archfiend.

  • @IceYourPimpHand I have and Alieware M17x R3, fun.

  • I like to watch old archfiend videos to read stupid comments that people leave, good morning read.

  • Here's some free money from my video views bro!

  • @aaronb733 Capital letters, punctuation. Please start using both appropriately fuckwit. Ignorance is ignorance. Maybe he likes making videos. Sure. Attention whoring is attention whoring, no matter which way you put it. Humour is humour but douchebags are douchebags no matter how you paint it. But different tastes for different people and all that jazz.

  • You've got to be pretty dense to not see the sarcasm in this. I'd rather watch videos like these any day over a a video made by some douchebag with early teen humor.

  • @daledenton1132

    Yeah buts it so funny to see the idiots that are entertained by brain-dead, teen humor shit.

  • Oh wow. You are just an attention craving little bitch, aren't you? Well done mate. Well done. Criticise all you like. Harp about how you're making money. Yes. Clearly, you're rolling in it. Wait, why are you still doing these rambling videos? Oh, because you're clearly not. And for the record? Population means nothing when average 'wealth' is far less. Here's your gold star.

  • @LeviathanOmega Hahahahaha XD, Idiot have you considered maybe he likes making videos. And for the record? you have no life, coming to his videos just to hate. Here's an idea... don't watch retard.

  • @LeviathanOmega He's stated numerous times that he likes making content for the sake of expressing his opinion and stated also he doesn't care how little subs/money he gets, that it's just what he does.

  • I was genuinely concerned for a while until you brought up china's population. Then I was laughing the whole time. If you can't beat them, just argue over their heads with superior intellect, right?

  • Criticizing successful Youtubers ins't a good time business strategy.

  • @Caindacu

    I agree. You shouldn't be criticizing me.

    You mad that I make EASY cash money off of idiot fanboys like you that flock to my videos?

    Thank$

  • @TheArchfiend How much money do you make with each view? I ask because I got an e-mail asking if I wanted to be a Youtube partner, and I deleted it.. Did i make a big mistake lol

  • @TheArchfiend in some of your videos, you act like a pompous jerk like what you made it seem IG was when you mentioned utuber377. after i saw the video and picture links, i was shocked. there's a video titled "James Rolfe admits to ripping off Irate Gamer and Seanbaby." it looked real but it could've been fake. if IG's email exchanges were real and weren't fake like that video of AVGN might've been that i just mentioned here, then that changes my opinion of IG, and not in a good way.

    later.

  • Oh boy, the more you talk, the more you suck dunkey ass.

  • @Mrsamsaara

    The more idiot$ like you watch my video$ the RICHER I get.

    U mad sis?

  • @Mrsamsaara

    By the way.... what the hell is a "dunkey". Is it related to a DONKEY.

    Idiot.

  • @TheArchfiend how many languages are you able to speak/write?

    because making fun of a non-native who made a spelling mistake is pretty stupid right?

  • @TheArchfiend I dont get this video. How does having more people in a country make it better then other country's? liked the part about australia btw XD

  • Whats with the Fios FTW stickty note?

  • Ha this is hilarious.

  • You troll and yet you state facts all at the same time, all while you give your opinion with facts supporting it. How the hell did you do that?

  • @GreggMays64

    It's because I'm the shit.

  • With this video it really does seem like 132 people were jealous LOL

  • Would it be possible to clarify the purpose of this video?

  • @123kdouglas

    Yes. To get you to watch it.

  • @TheArchfiend Hey dumb ass, its harder to live in China than it is to live in the United States, It's called GPD and its how much people make in a year. 3 people, in the United States can live, and eat well. In China, 13 people don't live well, and don't eat well. Think about something before you say it. Its quiet obvious its better to live here.

    P.S. Europe isn't a country its something called a Continent and it has Countries.

    Such a fucking idiot

  • @Caindacu

    Do the world a huge favor and read through some of the comments in this video. Then realize that you missed the ENTIRE POINT of this video. Then jump off a bridge. Just any bridge.

  • @Caindacu same to you because you think his videos are crap right? well then why are you here? why are you watching his videos? and unless you've got no life why are you wasting your time and life commenting on this video? P.S Before you call me a hypocrite, I like his videos and think your just hating because you have nothing better to do, but prove me wrong, prove to everyone that you do have a life by not replying to this comment and that you have something better to do besides hating on here

  • americas second country, thats hilarious... fuck canada lol

  • When you think about it, America has bigger dicks than China and India... WINNING.

  • You shouldn't choose quantity over quality. As i see here all of your comments are at least a few sentances long. Now imagine how it would be if you had all of their subscribers? Most of your coments would consist of "LOL" Or "LMAO!!!!1111ONE!!EXCLAMATIONM­ARK1"

  • @TheArchfiend

    Why even be that sarcastic?

  • America is a country of religious idiots who are are delaying social and scientific progress.

  • You are jealous of overpopulated countries? you fucking idiot!

  • @Albertus747

    LOL! I'm the idiot? Read some of the comments here and listen to the video with the sound on you moron. You're missing the point and now look like a tremendous fool to be this dense.

  • @Albertus747 This whole video is sarcasm.

  • You can surround a lion with 1000 deer, the lion is still going to win.

  • ..I thought this was going to be about Youtube Fanboys? They don't have as big an Economy as America though, Moneywise you're better, for now, considering you'll hold the number 1 spot for a decade at most considering America is an MEDC and China is a NIC and going to become and MEDC eventually.

  • Seeing the comments of Whitekiller and TheStrangeN up top make me feel better about myself. I'm not the smartest, but I'm smart enough to get the point of this video and it makes me happy that there are people demonstrably more dumb than me out there.

    For those that missed it, the point is that more popular doesn't mean better - in this case people claiming he's just jealous because more people watch those he criticises. Satiric metaphor muthafuckas!!!

    Ahem, nice video dude.

  • Wait, population doesnt exactly matter does it?

    I don't care that anyone's better or worse, were all the same, human, I mean.

    Good point though.

  • @TheStrangeN

    You missed the point of the video, dude.

  • @TheArchfiend MUST

    THINK

    HARDER.

  • @TheArchfiend "brain fart"

    I just got it.

  • I think this is one of your best vids ^^

  • @Spl4shD4m4ge

    This was always one of my personal favorites.

  • I guess you are just jealous iJustine has more subscribers than you :P haha

    (i am joking, if you couldn't tell lol)

  • I always come back and re-watch some of your videos. I love your videos, man. The oblivious will stay oblivious. ._.

  • oh and i am jealus of india they discoverd plastic surgerour and caterax removeal thousands of years before the westen world sorry for misspelling i know it drives people up the wall

  • india is 10 persnt ritch and 90 percent poor see slum dog millionar and see the horror . the brittish leaving india did not make it better an indian said that to me

  • im jealous to man i wish i had a small penis seriously all u guys with the small penises your so lucky every time i try to have sex with a woman it just won't fit not to mention my bad back from lobbing that thing that thing around.i Just need a big virgina that will solve my problem right. i know ijustine must have a big virgina i mean with a name like iwhore my chances are pretty good right.Scratch that i don't want to do that id probably have to boil her i water before i ever consider that.

  • @LuckyMobius necrophilia is cool

  • @LuckyMobius HAHAHAHAHAHA.

  • I seriously thought that this was some kind of Parody of you because it didn't look like you in the thumbnail and my eyes nearly popped out when I saw that this was a REAL vid.Omigosh.

  • Your voice is like ...honey

  • Archfiend, you made me shoot out half-chewed sandwich pieces out of my nose. There, I said it.

  • you remind me of SSoh

  • yeah ok i bet China is sooo proud of that accomplishment that is why married couples in china can legally only have 2 children. phssss get over your inferior complexity you have about less is worse.

  • @whitekiller007

    Are you retarded? Seriously... are you?

    Watch the video again and see if you are missing out on anything.

  • @whitekiller007 Damn, does sarcasm hold no meaning in your intellectually incompetent brain?

  • @AuDazzity nope all i see is a Archfiend dick rider like the fan boys you are. Incompetent brain??!! r u fuckin serious??? He makes money bitching and hatin about other people n u fan boys are the biggest imbeciles.

  • @whitekiller007 At what point did I get fanboy-ish about Archfiend? All I did was note your ignorance of the point in this video. Chill out bitch.

  • @AuDazzity whatever dude first take that cock out of your mouth before calling me a bitch.

  • @whitekiller007 Haha! Love how you just turn to insults when you don't know how to refute your stupidity. Sigh, oh well, can't expect illogical people like you to refute anything without getting unnecessarily angry.

  • @AuDazzity wow ranting and just insulting people about their "Stupidity" very original, good use of ur intellect. Well i guess you have a dick in ur ass too cuz ur butt hurt from my comment. Show me how stupid you are by replaying back and saying the same shit over and over. I leave you with the last words little boy.

  • @whitekiller007 *Your *because

    U mad? And please, continue with those sexual scenarios that you clearly have obsessions about.

  • @whitekiller007 Oh, and me ranting? Who was the one using the unnecessary f-bombs? The one getting needlessly and obviously mad? The one describing irrelevant-to-this-argument images of sex? And about me being a little boy, have I once talked like an angst-ridden teen? Like *cough* you *cough*? Do you even know whether I'm male?

  • @whitekiller007 You got owned. Thanks for making yourself look like an idiot. :)

  • Quality over Quantity. Don't feel too left out.

  • I suppose the population of the Vatican City must be pretty damn jealous.

  • Shane Dawson always reminded me of India .

  • @imN0Ttheone Why?

  • @Katykool1265 Archfiend gets criticised by people saying he's jealous of those he talks about because more people watch their stuff than Archfiend's. He satirises this by admitting he's jealous of other countries simply because they have a larger population, ignoring quality of life (quality of content) and other such measures.

    As Shane Dawson is one of those with big view numbers, the commenter above made a joke based on the satire, comparing him to India.

  • a new fan here from Great Britain and yeah we are "ALL" really jealous of over populated Countries, thanks for the video . =D

  • Subliminal verizon fios advertising?

  • This is extremely clever, I have to say. Kudos, sir, kudos.

  • @SenseiSprinkles

    This vid is one of my personal favorites.

  • I love your sarcasm! lolololololol>:D

  • Flawless sarcasm.

  • I am earth, six fucking billion. That is all.

  • @MrEliteFeet closing to nine million already

  • @MrEliteFeet oh its billion, what the hell am I saying XD

  • I like those countries.... but bigger does not mean better.

  • this video was released on my birthday, and this was the best gift i got that day.

    Thank You Archfiend

  • You are the most funniest person EVER! I am always anxious to see when you have a new video out. Me and my family LOVE your videos. You are fucking hilarous and know how to make a person's day. My all time favorite video of yours though is "So the other day I went to Home Depot." Bahahaha. I could watch that a million times in a row and still laugh so hard I'd bawl. :)

  • @aurabarbie56

    Thank you. 

  • jealous American, proud Australia

  • bald ugly motherfucker

  • Are you going to delete this comment?

  • if europe is a country, it has more inhabitants than America, so you're 4th

  • @zowi1 Yeah, but it isn't... it's a continent

  • @terrorfinder3

    ofcourse, i know that, but its called getting beaten at your own game

  • Thanks for posting that link to aneki, I just spent like 30 min straight perusing through the list of the world's biggest places, lol :D

  • you sir, won the whole interwebz, 100%ly. LOL, this is so nice man, i love this sarcastic speech about the top 10 channels, this is so awesome. you know, i watch videos from RWJ or others. but YOU sir, are the best here, i swear. lol

  • haha hilarious

  • you sir are AWESOME

  • XD

  • oh and YOURE FUCKING HILARIOUS

  • love this shit faved and subbed LOL ROFL

  • For all the people who don't understand this good analogy, re-watch the video.

  • I just want to say

    CITIZEN 4 CITIZEN

    I'll join your country if you join mine.