Glenn Moon

[carlsm95]

It's hilarious the way he talks. No use of grammatical articles or prepositions whatsoever. "In holy spirit name jezos christ" lmao

[TerranRich]

Reminds me of Jacob Silj, Will Ferrell's SNL character who suffers from Voice Immodulation Disorder.

[TerranRich]

IN GOD'S NAME JEE-ZOSS CHRIST!!!

[djdougdj]

This guy is obviously and very seriously mentally unstable.

[PrimericanIdol]

Rick Perry 2.0

[s8ntmark]

IS this guy for real? If so, he's terrifying.....

[MegaGlobalWarmer]

This guy is clearly possessed by demons!!

[TheJillyCon]

Is this guy really a candidate, making fun of his opposition? Or just some non-politically-involved person making a parody?



[eulogy1337]

Oh, Dan Akroid.

[marsgodofwarx]

Is this a candidate video or a fucking sermon?

[edbenmar]

Clearly the lack of hair causes the lack of intelligence..

[sfxrules]

@edbenmar following your logic I would be too stupid to eat my cornflakes.....thanks man

[wanttoread5]

I wish he said "By Vectron" instead.

[soaps666]

WHACK JOB! Holy fuck! Michigan, I hope you cast this retard out.

[SZalewski]

This guy apparently also thinks prepositions are sacreligious too.

[fivefinger100]

he sounds like microsoft sam

[JejunumJake]

So this is what the Time Cube guy sounds like.

[doktorzoom]

Has he met Phil Davidson, GOP candidate for Stark County Treasurer?

[hazelamym]

just tell me he didn't get elected.

[6john6drake6]

"I do not approve this message." - J.C.

[DollyDistortion]

I'm so super scared of EvilOneSpiritRealmDevilSatan. We should all seek the protection of JesusChristLordSaviorMessiah, because we obviously will no longer have law enforcement to protect us, after they refuse a salary of 1 dollar.

[colorfulexplosion]

I love the way this guy says jesus Christ. JESOS!!

[842rio]

Holy cow. I went to high school with this guy's brother, Marc. I never knew Glenn. Marc was very musical...I remember him playing My Sharona on the ukele....and very out there, too....he sometimes came to pick-up baseball games dressed in a suit........

[NoahsGuitarChannel]

I imagine he's a Republican...

[NoahsGuitarChannel]

Since when was there pre-meditated murder? WE'RE IN LIVONIA, REMEMBER?!

[Mariabubbia]

Holy shit. Holy. Shit. I don't think there is anything else you can say to this. FUCKING INSANITY.

[joshhasaheadache]

LIVONIA, PICK UP YOUR TRASH!

[radioactivesol]

ATHEISM RULE!

[VillageThinking]

Glenn Moon for President in 2012 God In name JesusChristSavorMessiah commands you

[VillageThinking]

Glenn Moon for President in 2012

[CatPilot]

HAH HAH HAH HAH....SO HILARIOUS

[whkrause]

This guy needs to be followed around by a nurse with a hypodermic full of barbiturates.

[sopranology]

I would LOVE to know this guy's thoughts on Islamic sharia ...

[DildoMedSkabb]

i want to cum on his bald skull

[revjimbob]

Does he say that "God in name Jesus..." shit when he orgasms?

Probably a hypothetical question.

[tenkirulez]

terrorist

[MrSpinkleswirth]

i love this guy's useage of the thesaurus. "trash, politely referred to as litter, found on ground on human constructed ground surface!"

[TheSpearthrower]

Clearly he also intends to ban articles. No one is allowed to say 'the' or 'a' every more in name lord jesus christ son of god holy messiah, or they are satan evil spawn spirit realm evil.

[Flailwielder]

Glenn Moon/Glenn Beck 2012!!

[fifelo]

Pray with one hand, make pancakes with the other... see which sates your hunger first. I'm betting on the pancake hand.

[jojomcnasty901]

@fifelo i need both my hands to make pancakes :(

[Royaleah]

Wait a minute, I thought that entire thing was a prayer.  I guess he has some kind of disorder. Hope he finds treatment for it.

[Leopardas]

Tourretes, but the holy version :3

[newyorkers11]

sick

[amoxtlacatl]

I always come back to this page when I need a good laugh - or a rest from proper grammar. =P

[dunninator22]

Great...Just what we need is another religious nut getting into politics.

[1Auffe12]

take ur pills u batshit crazy nutter

[TheG0ldenF00l]

You sir are a nut. Praise Jebus lol.

[weskos]

.. I got it.. He's from Remulak! Should have seen it before. Good plastic surgery on the conehead though.

[weskos]

This being is doing a poor job of imitating human behaviour and speech patterns. I think that with a little work, though, he'll have it down.

[pumkinpi2]

Bill, you need to get laid.

[shamow2]

faggot.

[DearestyouXII]

I would vote for this guy. Just to see for a few weeks atleast so this guy can destroy the little credibility a religious nut job has in politics (maybe the U.S will stop listening to them). Then get obviously impeached for utter incompetence and stupidity.

[ultraollie]

Hmmm, the Republican 2012 Presidential candidate???

[phily880]

CHILD KILLING!

[Dradoc]

I think he's putting the wrong emphASis on the wrong sylLABles.

[TheWeizOne]

US Constitution - Article 6

"[...] The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States. "

What you are suggesting, sir, is illegal.

[FilmRangers]

In the name of god... you're a cunt.

Later ;)

[qarohc]

wtf is this?

[CognosSquare]

@qarohc ever wonder what the 43% of americans who believe Saddam was responsible for 9/11 look like? Or the Glenn Beck fans or the 45% that thinks the earth is less than 10,000 years?

This is it. He is a regular Joe.

[falconfira]

psychosis

[fallbread]

stop swearing a ok

[icedog225]

Um, this sure is a great way to get supporters. Yell at them about God.

[armelix73]

Come on people! :) He's an actor, it's obvious! He believes in jesus as much as nazis believed in peace :)

It's a parody!

[dallased25]

Classic example of how religion can make people braindead.

[afkhajiit]

I feel sick. What a horrible psychopath.

[pinochet222]

Jesus Christ ...

[rogan71]

Never let this man near your children. He is clearly a sick and very disturbed individual....In a sane world people like this would be locked up. Only in the US do opinions as incomprehensibly backward get treated as credible, by more than a few!

If you let religion anywhere near politics this is what you end up with!

[OutlawTomFantastic]

@rogan71 Nah, there's lots of places in the world with incomprehensibly backward ideas. Unfortunately.

[amoxtlacatl]

"in name Jesus Christ"

Is this even English?

[ratholin]

This was a joke right? all city employees must work for a dollar or they'll get fired and all other city employees will take up their slack for a dollar? This dude is definitely on drugs.

[Byakuyachan]

I am SOOOO glad this guy didn't get voted in. I would have cried a million tears.

[sabertooth1980]

Guy needs to take a chill pill. We don't need these fucking wack jobs in government offices.

[Madoculos]

He sounds a little like master shake.

[nordicbum]

meth rant

[reasonnotgod]

this is parody right?

[nrott25]

no its true

[DirectorKingDan]

He can lead me any day.

To his van.

Rawr.

[Ricksnake]

I'm voting for him. This is just what Livonia City Council needs. Someone to shake up the corrupt politcal machine that is Livonia. He could never get his agenda through...he'd get no other support. Who could imagine expecting employees to work for $1 a year? This is nuts. We need him.

[guitarplayer529]

EVIL ONE SPIRIT REALM DEVIL SATAN.

roflmao.

what a funny guy.

[trog69]

If I thought this guy had a chance, I'd have given his campaign some cash. He wouldn't last more than a week, mebbe a month tops, before they had him impeached and possibly committed. Oh but the absolutely insane ideas he'd throw out at everybody, not even comprehending what he was doing, telling the city manager that he had to clean the offices every day, or be fired, Police Chief has to fill out quotas so steep, they look like pyramid schemes, etc.

[manlioman]

i'd love to tap him on top of his head a few times the benny hill way

[amarowsky]

This guy, in the name of the father son holy god jesus god, and the holy trinity of god jesus holy messiah satan jesus evil god. Will you bring me my redemption god jesus satan holy jesus the jesus god messiah father mother jesus, LIVONIA PICK UP YOUR TRASH god livonia jesus ALL MIGHTY father evil satan god holy..... LETS GO LIVONIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

This man needs a lobotomy

[Tatchko]

He's so crazy he can't even speak with proper grammar....

[JaredPettitt]

man i love this guy you people are crazy

he is what miracles are made of

[anti1999]

I pray he get hit by a bus

[socialENIGMA]

So he wants the city to fire people because of their religion... Sounds legal. What an imbecile.

[deathgrindfreak]

It may just be me, but this reminds me of one of Charlie's speech's in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[sisyphereantask]

wow. I would strongly suggest that this guy be placed in a padded room. His grammar tells me he's English as a second language but his pronunciation tells me he isn't. The overall impression given by Glenn is one of a raging nut job whose father and uncle are the same person.

[St00sh13]

You see, this is why the USA needs national healthcare.

[KingofNH]

I just found my campaign manager!!! This guy'll god, jesus, holy spook me to the White House!

[coconut89oo]

livonia is too white sometimes

[LatinMouse]

Why only 2 1/2 Stars? This video is amazing!!

[CarolBlanchard1]

These fucktard- wingnuts are beginning to make me mad!!! And by the way, has he ever heard of prepositions and conjunctions?

[fang666party]

there is no fucking god!

[wkiernan]

Listen guy, you want a beer? Is that it, you're trying to panhandle a dollar for a beer? Then why didn't you just come up and say, "I'm trying to get some money for a beer! Have you got any spare change?" If you had said that, I'd have given you a dollar. I know how it is. But this "Woo look at me I'm a kuh-ray-zee street guy!" shtick of yours gets old.

Go away. I got no spare change for a bum who comes up and yells at me. Leave me alone.

[crumbinator]

A Christian Francis E. Dec. lol.

[mistabobdobolina]

"You are all educated stupid! "

He really does sound exactly the way I imagine the Time Cube guy sounding.

[mistabobdobolina]

Someone should probably break it to him that "love your neighbor as yourself" was a teaching of the Jesus he claims to revere.

The funniest part -- aside from the periodic exclamations ("Livonia, pick up your trash! Let's GO, Livonia!") -- is the one-dollar civic employee idea. I'm sure Livonia would thoroughly enjoy trying to function without a civic infrastructure.

[Tigranis]

I feel stupider just listening to this guy... The only good thing is that he never had a chance to win.

[caveman73]

Wow! I am ashamed he is from Michigan.

[alexjohnc3]

The fuck is this shit?

[Zendrig]

Here in Germany he would probably have had a chance with that temerament (in 1933). I'm glad we're mature enough to laugh such idiots off now. Although I suspect that he might actually be mentally ill (or a comedian).

[adzug]

can america borrow some sceptisism plz?

[Fordi]

Heh. That was... special.

[toonersteve]

Jeezz, I wonder why he lost?

[Andreus]

In EVE Online, my new Megathron was named "EvilOne DevilSatan" because of this video.

[LordLoss89]

Andy ftw >>

[taboo8614]

i can't believe that 301 people voted for this guy in our election last week...i would never want this guy ever having any power in deciding what happens to my city

[Fredricktator]

I'm not sure what's worse, him or Mike Huckabee.

[caseyo4]

He finished in last place. Maybe there is hope for the citizens of Livonia, except for the 300 who voted for him...

[ddm584]

moon for city council

[Hitomiaka]

I hope he wins!

[kortib]

you'd think if God were representing you, you'd automatically win..... let's hope this isn't the case

[debatekerry]

You are all educated stupid! The 12 hour or 1/2 Day clock is an intended EVIL against humanity -

indicting every human on Earth as Dumb, Educated Stupid and Evil -

for imaginary Cubed Earth has 4

Days within simultaneous rotation. One God would equal a God Dunce

as Humans evolve from Children.

[massacre007]

do NOT move to Livonia... we allow people like this to run for city council!

and i prey to the holy spirit his lord and his child jesus christ to not terminate my city job of Bates hamburgers on the devil street of 5mile and satan.

[ohsinnaman]

HA!

funniest. comment. ever.

[robertmike57]

Got my vote, I'm moving to Livonia.

[Lakvin]

Wow, he's not even speaking in whole sentences...

[CautionCU]

psyyyyychooooo

[xXTheShadow1970Xx]

I'm going to make a run for city council on the "Fetal Homicide" ticket, just to create balance.

[VillageThinking]

Good idea. Perhaps you might incorporate an "imposition of self upon neighbor peace disturbance" plank in your platform.

[pen31]

He's on a mission from god.

[EATABAGOFHELL]

He seriously has exactly the same speech patterns as the Timecube guy. The delirious recursive stream-of-consciousness babble, the bizarre grammar missing definite articles... Somehow Glenn Moon and Gene Ray have both gotten marooned in exactly the same fever-dream plane of reality. One day these two men will find each other, and they will discover that they are the only two people in the history of the world to be able to communicate with each other with absolutely perfect, unambiguous clarity.

[darwin4life]

I'm never trusting anyone named Glenn ever again.

[xXTheShadow1970Xx]

Between Moon and Beck, you may be onto something.

[patriotgirl65]

@darwin4life Yeah, my ex brother in law was named glenn, too. He wasn't crazy, just an asshole.

I don't know that Ive ever met a normal one.

[motorcitystevo]

Mutha Fuck a War

[xXTheShadow1970Xx]

God damn fuckin' right, evil one/spirit-realm/devil/satan.

[samoht1469]

shut the fuck up

[balwinder345]

SEPERATION. OF. CHURCH. AND. STATE. This is not that hard of a concept to get, and work in the government by. I mean the FOUNDERS of our country got this rights HUNDREDS of years ago. I'm suprised conservatives claiming to be "All American" are the worst violaters of this principle, but then again logic and political parties arent usually on the best of terms.

[lov3cir3]

Holy shit, tell me this is a parody. Please?

[VillageThinking]

sorry to tell you, but it's the real thing. This kook is really running for city council in Livonia. He feels sorry for them. So, do I.

[cacamaymie]

Don't laugh. He's joining Fox news with Huckabee and the other godbots.

[thenewaeon]

Allah U Akbar! Crush the infidel! lawlz. God smote you with baldness. This guy looks like a Dan Akroyd character.

[tgseraph]

eat your hat, bitch!!!

[Out1aw01]

eat your hat!

also livonia sucks as a city name

[shineythang]

Is this guy serious? I mean holy crap this cant be real. Religion and politics are not allowed to be mixed. I'm religious but dude get a life GOD WOULD WANT YOU TO HAVE ONE! lmfao

[TheLonelySpyCrab]

What the fuck. I seriously hope you fucking die.

[snoman99991]

Remember, upvote any videos of him so more people are exposed to this!

[SuperMichelle31]

WOW. No voting for him from me,

[Koka2609]

JESUS CHRIST!!!11!"2 Oo

[ocean2026]

He's angry and sick. He can't solve any problems.

[kbish1984]

I'm wonder if he's going to start speaking in tounge the next time he makes another public speech LOL

[moodyblusfan1]

Someone needs to check his crawlspace.

[jeugdeuroparevolutie]

Todd Packer finally found the lord and changed his ways.

[ninefin]

You go Moon!!! I am considering voting for him. He will certainly make our City Council Meetings more entertaining... I am certain that more citizens of Livonia will tune in to watch... YOU GO MOON!!! Oh yes, and "PICK UP YOUR TRASH"!

[fucktedkoppel]

I hope the Satanic lobby will back a suitable candidate for city council.

[Agaettis]

Ahhhhhh...Michigan....

[LChin1978]

aren't we fun :) Ted Nugent, John Mangopoulos (check him out too lol) and Glenn Moon. How do these people function in the world?

[fraujoolie]

Shit, I just uncovered that he lives down the street from my mom...

[fraujoolie]

A former resident of 48154, this is proof-positive that there is something in the water.

[gerbs96]

Former resident of 48315 (granted not Livonia but close enough) this asshole makes me furious....its shocking to see a nutcase like this in my home state running for public office when he should be fitted for a straight jacket.

[Loveinspired]

this man lives 5 doors down from me. as a child my sister and I thought he and his family were aliens... never seen him outside of his house in 22 years of living here.. and now I see him here. SWEET JESUS. I want to move.

[ProgressiveAction10]

He sounds like a batshit Hunter S. Thompson

[kbish1984]

LMAO this is the funniest stuff I have seen in a long time. What a nutbar! Best line ever..."LIVONIA PICK UP YOUR TRASH!" do you really think he's going to be elected into city council? i think not!!!!

[xXTheShadow1970Xx]

"In the name Jeez-Us-Christ!"

[SuzePB]

Glenn Moon, you are a complete nut-job. What a bigot!

[EvenTakenIsTaken]

Livonia, Michigan - meet Glenn Moon. Candidate for the aluminium hat.

[NotPotable]

What does this nutbar have against articles? Is it unholy to use "the" or "and" in a sentence? Or "of"? Good grief.

Not all Americans are this loony, btw. Please don't hate the rest of us when we come to visit your lovely countries. ;_;

[scourge108]

He's got my vote. I wish more candidates would make statements under the effects of LSD; it makes them more transparent.

[Yankscantthink]

my god the Yanks really have problems at home as well as abroad, the most hated nation in the world has fruit cakes running it, please dont vacation abroad, please stay at home

[snoman99991]

Don't worry about it, he hasn't even arrived at primaries yet for the city of Livonia, so it's pretty safe to say that as long as Livonia doesn't give him any monetary support he wont be going anywhere.

[LChin1978]

We'll try to keep him contained in Michigan. As for vacationing abroad, you'll be glad to know I can't even afford a passport let alone a vacation! Gotta love a 15% unemployment rate.

[62micheleb]

Don't lump this guy in as running anything around here. This guy doesn't represent any religion in America. He is a seriously delusional, mentally ill individual. That doesn't have a chance in hell of elected. Anyone has a right to try in America. That is what the Primary election is for, just to try and get on the actual ballot. Everyone in Livonia thinks he is an escapee from the state mental hospital whom a cocktail of Thorazine & Lithium followed by a lobotomy may help.

[SporkBoy33]

LOL, Americans. A never ending fountain of hilarity.

[RustyTube]

This is a prime example of why we need universal health care, as this guy clearly was unable to visit his psychiatrist as often as he needs.

[itshilomg]

politely referred to as litt-er

[booley]

Well I am not sure I like his bat shit crazy oppressive theocracy platform.

But I do like his stand against littering.

Hmmm, what to do.

Oh and the way he says "Livonia" the same way Dr. Doom says "Latveria"

[VillageThinking]

Let's go, Livonia!

[BumX10]

LOL WHAT A TOOL!!!

[knethrea]

Five stars. This has to be a joke. If it's not, then people need to be made aware.

[tusixoh]

What a lunatic... where's the techno remix?

[QuestingForAtlantis]

I made one and submitted it as a video response, just waiting for approval.

In the meantime you can check it out on my profile page (I'd link but for some reason YouTube doesn't appear to allow links in comments).

[lastsundown]

hahaha nice! :)