Stockport c**t County!

[NinePointFourOne]

Press 4 for Stockport CUNT.

[2100yearofthegreat]

This gets more funnier the more I watch it!

[STEVIE486]

lol



[bmx10tre]

ahaah funny this is

[Hd3tr3m3zxx]

why do news reporters always say cunt

[TheWolfsGaming]

press 1 for "gay life"

[truthoutmedia]

hahaha, this is brilliant. Blatant!

[KROBluenose]

Press 9 repeatedly for something Stockport people love

[snurgette1]

Hehe, Stockport's a shithole! Funny :D

[stevenkhotmailcom]

if that was my i would have burst out laughing

[HeresDozzy]

He dealt with it quite well!

[dageezerboi]

@HeresDozzy yeah he did. I would have burst out laughing

[DirtyyChimp]

LMAO

[tomharding]

Always good to be reminded about Derby's epic failure in the premier league.

[hardcorejoey88]

LOL. Fair play though, he did well not to smirk.

[JacobPrice1994]

it sounds like he actually means to say cunt hahaha

[crapingyou]

FUKIN LOL

[will94starmond]

sounds so like he did that on purpose, he put all the emphasis on it!

[joshandscott10]

if you want to miss out cunt press 4 then 5 lol :)

[BiloLCFC]

Promotion to League One in 2008

Relegation to Conference in 2011

Genuinely sad.

[CraigEmpson]

I love how he says it flawlessly and shows no sign of the fact he's just blurted out cunt on sky sports haha.

[TheSpiritOf68]

Maybe his wife is from Stockport

[freddielaker2]

i suppose he might be I dont know!!!

[berryprice]

if you press 4 then press 5 everything is the way it should be and no error is made :D

[MrJizmonkey]

Stockport Cunty

[col06]

press 4 lol

[smiffy2711]

@FIFALEG3ND11 terex? you are a r'tard

[2100yearofthegreat]

Funny! He done well though to avoid making it worse than it already was!!

[YOg0sUn]

He played that off pretty damn nice, didn't even fucking flinch.

Kudos.

[MBCsi]

Stockport is awesome.

[PheonixAssassin]

LUL

[MrAshonicko]

i take it he dosent like Stockport

[ShookOnes92]

his boss walked past

[LongcockLuke]

funny

[CastoreAprile]

He should have got fired wanker from blue peter

[iamDavidVilla]

@LeoFreekicks your club aint that popular/famous then mate. 

[ThePaperTongue]

It's Dan 'the knob' Lobb.

[bunter0106]

I despise that fucking creep, makes my skin crawl every time i see him.

[crucifier17]

ok :(

[ekosquad]

stockport cunty

[HTFC4EVA]

he shagged the trophry??? ;) and that's ace!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[jasonsingleton1992]

To be fair im from stockport and most of the people there are c*nts anyway ahah

[liverpoolfc998]

HAAHAHAHAHAH! That's funny as..

[yesyesohyay10]

LMFAO

[Adschi2010]

HAHAHAHA!

[rivieros23]

LOL..i reckon he mis-read 'county' as 'country', stopping halfway and correcting himself, but unfortunately for him half of the word 'country' is 'c*nt'

[njcrox]

love how he just casually carries on like nothing ever happened :L

[RoytonValeAFC]

@njcrox What were you expecting him to do? Burst out laughing? Carrying on through a mistake is what he is trained and paid to do.

[STB4EVR]

Press 4 repeatedly, dosent put stockport in a good fasion, they are all Stockport C**ts! :L

[SiDubstep]

LOL

[dksam07]

im suprised he still works for them...

[Wicks91]

That was no accident!

[ekmad]

wahey they just got relegated!

[xdp3000]

can he say that

[ashwestham]

LMFAO

[ZAFARCAKE]

he was probly gona say country first

[HamsterSimz]

lol, I support Norwich and Simon is a Norwich fan! And I saw Norwich play at Stocport on Halloween 2009

[HamsterSimz]

lol

[Machoo16]

im a County fan through n through n tbh the reason why county are the bottom of the football league is the fact we have to bow to that arron kennedy twat hope this american buyer buys him out Stockport is a football town, so sale sharks suck out you robbin pricks. hope you move to bath youl be more welcome there

[Spireite1991]

Should be say Stockport Conference lol

[JordanDinstrumentals]

ahahahahaha

[madzikud02]

i think the writer did this all he does is read what he sees

[dontchuckitson]

Oh my god! And he still works there as well! Talk about major fail!

[robertwebb74]

LOL did he think no 1 wud notice 

[QualityKickz]

well.. we can all guess which football club he doesnt like,

[camjosh9803]

funny coz its true piss off u twat

[redson887]

I bet the other guy was laughing when he said that :L

[makhseed]

I love stockport ;/

[donoghue1987]

i once met a CUNT from stockport

[LiquidMetalX7]

Stockport is a haven for scientologists

[EbsNhexz]

@LiquidMetalX7 Thats coz a dead carpenter doesn't really make the grade down here, bring on the fucking aliens!!

[jbs4em]

lmao

[SerenityNoww]

Nobody talks about my town like that!!!

That man's ass is grass!!!!!

[sleep203]

@SerenityNoww then your towns shit...

[SerenityNoww]

@sleep203

That wasn't quite in keeping with the nature of my comment. Come back when you've mastered the subtleties of language

[helmet22fc]

Knobhead! He meant that, don't dis my town you southern ponce!

[simonty]

Bet he wouldn't have got away with that on Blue Peter.

[ncljim88]

Definitely did that on purpose - a bet most likely....

[thecranabanman]

i guess the person in charge of the autocue lost their job

[jimmychris22]

LOL its funny cos my mate plays for the Stockport reserves team and hes a cunt aswell

[bobj1992]

If he'd stopped or laughed it would have given it away, it's only because he kept going that he got away with it

[mikeytoon24]

Someone blatantly put that it in the autocue as a joke.

[Wardy0000099999]

Ha Ha. I Guess He Dont Like The Stockport Captain Then :D

[lilslickn9]

@mainmurf You don't know what Sky+ Is and it's the 21st Century?

God help you with 3D Tv's

[stevenjsmith1903]

classic

[KennedysProductions]

Very true..

Legend.

[69DiamondGeezer69]

If you had the job of writing their script onto the screen they read it off, you could have so much fun lol

[jam1az]

haha lol, what a twat how did he make such a dumb ass mistake

[03352242]

@mainmurf Sky+ ?

[97channel]

The clarity and articulation is phenominal.

[mainmurf]

So its a coincidence you were filming a TV when he sed that - a load of crap

[VicRattlehead50]

@mainmurf Ever heard of Sky+? Retard.

[NZWolf2]

@VicRattlehead50 In NZ, they call it 'My Sky'. Just different branding from around the world.

[VicRattlehead50]

@NZWolf2 Yeah, in America they have Tivo which is the same thing.

[NZWolf2]

@VicRattlehead50 Tivo is a separate entity, in NZ. We also have T-Box which is from Telstra Clear. That makes 3 different PVR's. 'My Sky', was the first, and most popular.

[Mattfletch001]

@mainmurf Recorded it probably, or he had sky plus

[ifyouwantblood100]

stupid budgie

[RyanPlantastic]

I'm from Stockport and I hate County fans so nice one :)

[StockportCounty1883]

@RyanPlantastic and you're a twat.

[TheMancunianWay]

Haha

[smilerboyboy]

to me, that looked like he purposely put that in! lol

[MitchyTheKiller]

Sounds like Tourettes.

[TimmyCorona1991]

Edgely Park = The home of Sale Sharks

SALE SALE SALE SALE

Do you hear the people sing

singing a song of angry men

its the music of the people who expect to win again

[griffcounty]

@TimmyCorona1991 fuck off sale...egg chasing twats

[connoriiii]

no one takes the piss out of stockport county paul simspons blue white army

[jamesjonesrocket]

that must have taken all the powers of his mental energy to keep a straight face there!

[MrFrankMurphy]

lol he says it the way Derren Brown puts in secret words in his shows. I reckon this was deliberate

[Critchy39]

That sounded so deliberate

[bustmaster420]

Just haze out -if swears weren't considered "bad" anymore that would take away all of the fun in it and they would just be normal words, i like being vulgar occasionally thank you and i would hate too see it become an acceptable word... then we'd have to make all NEW swear words. I agree that when there is adult programming they should be able to say it on TV though... i mean come on it's what 3 AM and your still bleeping shit? If your kid is up at 3 AM that's your problem not the network's

[jcmanc72]

He got it right first time.

[JustHazeOut]

cunt isn't offensive to the majority of people where I live...

People get to offended by words I mean honestly its retarded. If big deals weren't made every time a word was said then bad words wouldn't be a big deal.

[wealthystudentvid]

@JustHazeOut are you a fucking cunt dick or what? So, you think it would be okay for 3 year olds to go around calling each other "Mother fucking cunty whores" all day? Nice one.

[JustHazeOut]

@wealthystudentvid So you think we should monitor adult behaviour on an equivalent level to a childs? All 3 year olds can now have sex, get pissed, drive cars, shoot guns and work their asses off in a full time job because they have to pay taxes and support themselves like the rest of us.

By your logic 3 year olds fucking each other is on the same moral level as adults.

And yes it is a very extreme and stupid line of thinking which is the point of this post. To outline your terrible argument.

[JustHazeOut]

And FYI a word and its usage is different. If I call your mother a filthy cum guzzling cunt I am using words to insult you. If I called your mother a woman of ill repute whose choice and amount of sexual partners is despicable the point is the still the same. Your mothers a filthy cum guzzling cunt.

Now if we hear the word cunt. Out of an offensive context like in this video, give me one logical reason why it should be found offensive?

[wealthystudentvid]

@JustHazeOut The word is still offensive. Like I said, what if a 3 year old asks his/her cum guzzling whore bucket of a mother, "Mummy, that man just said Stockport cunt County - what does cunt mean. I like the word cunt, mummy you're a cunt!"

[wealthystudentvid]

@JustHazeOut What? None of what you said is relevant to what I said. I was just saying that the reason why you can't say 'cunt' all day long on TV is because we don't want 3 year olds picking it up.

I.e. Don't expose 3 year olds to sex, getting pissed, driving cars, shooting guns which I think you want to do.

[trav1690]

@wealthystudentvid cunt



[Tom2610]

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[CaptainAntlers]

Cunt isn't that bad of a word in England.

[grandmastaal]

@CaptainAntlers still not supposed to say it on Sky Sports News though.

[Mubble]

@CaptainAntlers - Excuse me? It's a massively frowned upon word. Possibly one of the most hated words in the English language!

[CaptainAntlers]

@Mubble In America. In England, it's about as harsh as "bastard." An old guy give another old guy a slap on the back in a bar and say "how's it going ya old cunt?"

[DanielWallace07]

@CaptainAntlers You clearly havent a clue about England.

[CaptainAntlers]

@DanielWallace07

You are clearly a faggot who deserves to die choking on a wrinkly old cock.

or if you actually are a gay man,

you are a fucking straight and you deserve to die gagging on wrinkly cunt.

[terroristbummer]

How awkward wouldthat have been if it WAS an accident lol

[jonnyb511]

@sattfield 'i have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of mahogany'

[joelthemole42]

lol FAIL

[macdeath44]

he slept with the trophy

WHAT A CUNT !!!!!

[DarkAngelSupreme]

Guess he just doesn't like Stockport.

[macphersonleedsunite]

@DarkAngelSupreme. Your right. It definatly looks like tht he doesnt like Stockport.

[ZeroStorm2012]

Spazzykoneko Took control of him for a split second

[Josh360]

LOL

[uwmatt]

hahahahahaha

[BigFr0sty]

He obviously misread County for Country. Say Country with the ry. :P

[JazLFC1]

LOL xD

[digitalmasterdata]

LOL WWWWWWWWWW

[Swainy94]

i agree with dimebag77 i think he did it for a bet :D

[MrScfc10]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg lol!

[cheeser98]

I'm Ron Burgendey , Fuck you America.

[jokewun]

the loyal1 your actually wrong ya tit bcoz i was watching this live when he said it, so YOUR wrong!

[Aurelio226]

@jokewun

*You're actually wrong you tit because I was watching this live when he said it. So, you're wrong!* :D

[dimebag77]

it was a bet by his mate£1000 u wont say c@nt on tv !! he won!

[TOFB]

@dimebag77 Cool username.

[CJDavies1]

It's not even lip synced proparly, he blatently started to say County wrong and someone has dubbed it in

Easily faked

[LondonCAFC]

@CJDavies1 I was watching this live :s what made me find the video.

[JohnWilkins1]

Excellent video, actually hurt myself laughing lol

[mcjuvey1]

aaaaaaaaahahahaha that is epic lol!!!!

[TheLoyalOne1]

yeah this is fake, listen carefully when he actually says cunt. It's not his actual voice.

Lool u idiots thought it was real haha

[SongBillong]

@TheLoyalOne1 The voices are almost identical, surely? I reckon it is real. He probably misread the auto-cue and so said cu*t instead of count of county.

[MissPenguinLover]

@TheLoyalOne1 real or not it was funny though :')

[AFCxSKiiLZx]

Simon! Not impressed.

[jameshalfpenny]

Funny 'cos it's true.

[maccdan]

so true

[eXPerienceyeah]

Was he a professional for not laughing? I think not! If he was a professional he would never have said "cunt" in the first place.

[dantheloyalroyal]

@eXPerienceyeah Wow, you clearly know so much about broadcasting!

[GARYRPOTTER]

LUV IT, STOCKPORT CUNTY

[JonB1995]

I find it funnier that the player slept with the trophy

[KaneBadman1994]

look at his eyes after he says "cunt", he realises hes in deep shit.... SMOOTH !!!

[fl4mz3]

stockport are cunts tho, see he is right to say it.

[Crawfordz1994]

:L :L :L :L

[Trundleiser]

Hahaha so funny!

[TubbyTubbsTubbs]

did he died cos he got sacked and cudnt pay bills so he kiled himselve

[James09854]

hahaha no he didn't, he's still on sky sports.

[OriginalYTName]

LOL I thought it wouldn't have been obvious he said it, but he actually just goes "Stockport cunt"!

[eza08]

Lol just random

[alexsheerin]

i sin him earler on sky sports news lol

[stockport1983]

maccdan its not quite as bad as that

[yoss1978]

What? He died?

[cfcsteve86]

TART! YOU FUCKING WANKER!

[MrMic542]

he did not get the sack,he's the sky sports news main man.......funny shit

[CHAMPIONES09]

did he get the sack then LMAO?

[OriginalYTName]

OMG lol!

[anothercrapvid]

ROFL!!!

[WeNjIbOo]

I remember watching this when it actually happened. Good times! CITY TILL I DIE!!

[samazon12]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AH LOL now if he had said that on blue peter