Crysis - Inquisitive AI

[skytop082]

You see: Barrel.

Action:

>Evade.

>Engage

>[Investigate]

[BroyhillVideo]

Download the AI Mod and the Realism mod. its reaaaly makes the game a whole lot better.

[zenophas]

AI is achievement hunting.

[KuRo88]

QUICK! DO A BARREL ROLL!

[ShotgunzForever]

OH MY GAWD RUHN!!1!11!! oooh a flaming barrel. *investigates further*

*BOOOOOM*

me: lol u mad?

[SlyTy98]

Secret barrel found XD

[BobCINAL]

LOL

[Tonkeliponkeli]

Once I killed one Korean and other guy came inspect the body and stumbled on it. I laughed when he slowly got up. I don't know if it is a bug but it was weird.

[MrMrSilviu]

@Tonkeliponkeli it's not a bug, they just stumble, on the beach, one stumbled over a crab xD

[Hirnlego999]

At least Kim Jong Ill doesn't have to starve them to death this way.

[SLIPKNOTSTUFFNO1]

If you're gonna be serious I can tell you that this guy must have shot the barrel from a distance, so the korean only heard the bullet impact, and walked to the spot the bullet hit to look.

[MrNosec]

MAXIMUM FAIL

[martysmartylol]

still better than crysis 2

[nurtester1]

26 people would do the same

[SkoRpionMW2]

:DDDDDD

[Thetacomply]

Press 6 rapidly for Maximum LOL.

[BendingUnit88]

haha, good video. Funny indeed!

[danierick100]

lol at 0:03 i mean .........

[danierick100]

lol at 0:04

[LJCH4E]

No wonder north korea is an idiot.

[stovnergutt]

@LJCH4E "They" are not more or less idiots in comparison to USA. Just different leadership that's all.

[Bangcat]

If the NK were really that daft, we could probably defeat them all with free shipments of Coffey and tea kettles with loose handles.

[zenophas]

AI discovers fire.



[VictorSinha666]

@zenophas lol...omg

[SmokeSriker125]

Huh explosive barrel, what's going on with that explosive barrel?

[Steveboy02]

Hmm, a barrel with fuel in it. What should that do?

Wait, lets have a look at the instructions on the side, maybe they could tell me more abo-... *BOOM!*

[champayne17]

"Well this barrel is red, and it appears to be on fire... this can mean only one thing."

*puts on sunglasses*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- BOOM!

[HUNKocka]

L.O.L.

[drone565]

The new Elite soldiers..they know no fear..they have great aim..but when it comes to falling off cliff's and checking out explosions near them..they are the best?

[KuruGDI]

OWNED :P

[lightismystrength]

LOL

[miccidudedavid]

And thats why the Koreans lost to the aliens in this war.

[DjScudMissile]

He wins the Darwin Award with a huge lead

[Merrick0001]

The AI is sexually attracted to fire

[123highman321]

Crysis AI: The Lemmings of Virtual Nature

[fortitude3030]

"So Achmed, is that nice suicide bomber training facility?"

"It USED to be."

"What happened?"

"New guy...."

[kris9031998]

@fortitude3030 Achmed the dead terrorist..

[misterPAINMAKER]

o what is that red thing? lets taker a look..

[zenophas]

Curiosity killed the cat.

[Macka1995]

"Mmmm. What's tha...BOOOOOM"

[chimera94]

How North Koreans train.....sigh...

[Cloymax]

"wait, i dont think this barrel is explosive....it says ex*BOOM*

[KakuKachoO]

This is why Kim Jung Il can never get stuff done

[pawel1818]

Don't you worry your pretty little head I'll figure this out :D

[runarboy1]

OMG! I KNOW IT! I THINK HE WAS SUICIDLE AND WANTED IT TO LOOK LIKE AN ACCIdENT! or he just liked colors... we may never know...

[smsteve888]

*squints, reads aloud*

WARNING:  EXTREMELY VOLATILE

[victor555117]

EPIC!

[loganpackersfan]

lol i cant watch this without laughing... LOL

[dazzlet666]

hahahha funny!

[RenegadeFury]

Curiosity killed the cat.

[thehumor]

the way he falls over when the barrel explodes.

and the shaky camera

i... WEEEEEEEEE

[LRW96LIVE]

lol " oooohhh pretty colours!" BOOM

[milktree4545]

the koreans are programmed to go and investigate where bullets hit sometimes

[rain0x1]

@milktree4545 good observation because thats exactly what they do, you can shoot a tree down go cloak and they go over there, as long as you do it right..., and most of these AI vids are on easy anyway, or they hacked it...

[lolquendo5]

LOL

[IDoNotHaveSoul]

Owned

[haloking1223]

I see flame come out red barrel!! Must investigate! BOOM!!!

[bloodsuckern]

@haloking1223 hahahAHahhaAHahahaha you make me lolo

[Dpyrt]

" Damn it's cold here OMG a heat source how ye-BOOM"

Ramdom Soldier : Idiot ...

[Meteorito494]

"A flamming barrel let meh check it for 1 sec"

WHAT THE FU *BOOM*

Nomad:Owned

[TheDM75]

omg i cant breath LMFAO!! XD

[ChrYssbulanu]

wow. hhahaha xDD

[pdeboer1987]

hilarious

[bru123no890]

lol

[fearstar31]

Ugh.... I have a headache from laughing now.

*watches again*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Kamikadzivolvo]

koreans...

[Methecookie3456]

xDDD

[sympathy3k21]

unban ceski

[sexywolfboy7]

Lmao.

[ricky1345]

XD!!! too perfect.

[kig132]

That NK soldier needs more field training

[antinominianist]

Nk soldiers need basic nutrition

[runarboy1]

@kig132 too late. R.I.P curious nk soldier... we'll miss you :'(

[sewerrat18]

What is dat? 0_o

A barrel?Naaah...oh!Wait...smell­s like...BOOM!!!

[accountnumuno]

it was written "come near me to hear my secret...more..more....smile"

[FuckingFurious]

Lol, I love Crysis, but the AI has to be the dumbest AI ever.

[nelishoofd]

hmm how could this barrel filled with flammalble liquid that will explode when in contact with fire catch on fire?

[pawel1818]

What is this ?

Ah Just a barrel

BOOM!!!!

[bkisme]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[PredatorUX]

lol

[nojihadforu]

I think he did that out of boredom

[numbersevenforthewin]

this is something that caboose would do

[headcrab21]

"You know what? I fuckin' hate you."

[WarPig15]

"it's nice and warm here"

[jryan136]

fire bug lol

[AlchemistHawk]

he likes fire apparently...

[Adrian5606]

Asian got owned.

[tkellaway]

I think he was reading the side to check if it was explosive

[SmappleTM]

@tkellaway Epic 

[Hollow495]

ah a bad guy!i'm gunna hide next to this flaming barrel

[Dannz11]

There is a rining in his ears, but luckly he is no where near them!!

[XxCrysisBoyxX]

LOLZ " FIGHT LIEK A MAN " BOOM

[RE4uk]

An hero

[ArcAdimuX1]

fail

[COBMetalHead]

"oh herrrooo!...." *BOOM*

[MyLittleRP]

the AI is very good its doing exactly what a korean would do

[WestwoodGryphon]

The classic Henchman Technique

Take cover behind ANYTHING with an explosive sign.

[redslownight]

Ahhh yes a ancient korean technique.

[vermillionh]

LMAO!!!! XDDDDD!!! GOOD one :D

[Odinn08]

"Hmm, what's this? An explosive barrel on fire? I MUST INVESTIGATE!"

[Shadows1lover]

owned

[SpecifyIt]

lmao 5 stars

[MrPoggleBeast]

amazing

[xXJ02HXx]

he died

[KingMada1]

ROFL! Omg that was funny.

[Gerdgoespro]

yeah victim xD

[kopli222]

and people say asians r smart. pfft

[martysmartylol]

korean aint asian

[digitised]

Yes it is...

I think you need to ask your school for a refund.

[WtFmAtE12244]

yeah i love it when people ask me "Are you Korean or Asian?" and then i say "Are you retarded or mentally challenged?"

[Spyez]

@WtFmAtE12244

Mentally retarded and mentally challenged are very much akin, therefore you are insulting your own race by implying all Asians are identical.

[WtFmAtE12244]

@Spyez When it comes to physical traits most asians do look fairly similar but you're still missing the point of a joke.

[Spyez]

@WtFmAtE12244

I have very well understood the joke, I'm just messing with you :)

[WtFmAtE12244]

@Spyez Oh... Ok :D

[Meteorito494]

TO MARTYSMARTYLOL:

´

lol i think someone need to go back to school

[martysmartylol]

who? you?, stop talking 'bout yourself

[demollyon]

OMG that is freaking funny! 5*

[KyleVsChristianFilms]

I've seen this somewhere before...like that one ga-BOOOM!

[ROVIC111295]

Stupid korean ! LOL !

[waiting2die44]

HAHAHAHAHA

[FuckAllYa7]

noob XD

[ShadowSoldior]

"FUCK! I need cover, guess I'll hide behind this perfectly safe flaming barrel of gasoline."

[mrn234]

low graphic details ?

[h8s2]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ool

Favorited XD

[uroboruscl]

muy astuto

[silentpenguin123]

666 ratings

[sapernt300]

Maximum LOL

[unknownunkownunkown]

remember only YOU can stop human flesh fires...

[D3Th2K]

"Maybe if I move slowl..."

[balbaldoodoo]

Gather around the camp fire!

[ZeusOnIce]

Try turning the difficulty up, not so dumb then, eh :P

[mikezenox2]

An AI hides behind a rock, near a barrel and gets killed (probably on easy or normal), yet I have seen MUCH worse fucking glitches and AI stupidity on consoles, not to mention MGS SUCKS!

[fpsd0minat0r]

"MGS SUCKS!"

ahahahaha what a tard.....do what you want, im not gonna bother arguing with a amatuer gamer who thinks MGS sucks.

ROFL......the most horrific comment on games ive ever come across.

[mikezenox2]

Don't get me wrong, I loved the old mgs, but the new one is a piece of shit. Not to mention the cut scenes take forever, though thats not really game related.

What I was trying to point out was no game is perfect, but acting like a 4 year old fan boy and arguing over which console is better, and who's OPINION is more correct is annoying and stupid.

[fpsd0minat0r]

lol the cut-scenes are epic, there the best at story telling especially because MGS4 is the last in the series.

personally ive not been into MGS but the 4th one is wicked since u can shoot from first person or third person view and its got lots more action as well as stealth.

I agree that no game is perfect but out of the lot MGS4 is one of the best and thats why it got loads of 10/10's

and im not the only one arguing, your arguing with me too, and i hate ppl who bring age into this.

[mikezenox2]

The cut scenes can be nice, but sometimes I feel as if I'm watching more than I'm playing, which is not what I wanted to do.

I was a little dramatic when I said MGS sucks, It's a good game but disappointing compared to the older ones style of play, but most sequels are like this anyways.

(1/2, I hit the character limit)

[pieeip4775]

well then smart one just press the pause button and go to skip cutscene. you dont have to watch them if you have already seen them and just want to play.

[mikezenox2]

(2/2, I hit the character limit)

Crysis also received very high scores, and IMO is among the best games I've played. And I wasn't bringing your age into this, you could be 12 and steal make perfectably reasonable arguments, I just grow tired of people bashing 360, or ps3 or PC games because they don't like the systems they run on. All are respectable systems and provide different experiences, people must stop trying to put one on top of the other.

[fpsd0minat0r]

so, i respect PC and xbox as consoles.

as a gamer, im only saying they need better games of the quality PS3 is producing at the moment like MGS4, killzone 2 and gran turismo.

what have i done wrong?

atleast im not backing games like halo 3 which doesnt even do 720p and calling my self a gamer. (halo is just an example, same applies to other games too)

they only improve if you tell them to, if you sit back and say you like it, they will never improve.

[Duckman1616]

halo 3 has 720p, 1080i and 1080p o_O What are you talking about?

[fpsd0minat0r]

yh thats if u got an xbox elite.

but then u might as well buy PS3 since it cheaper then elite with a wifi adaptor....and you get to play better games like killzone 2.

if halo 3 had good graphics then resolution wouldnt be so much of a downside.

[Duckman1616]

No one even uses the wifi adapter. In fact, I don't even know what it does. Anyway, I own a ps3. In fact, I didn't even say I had a 360. All I did was state what halo 3 had. Which interestingly enough, even you knew. Far too many assumptions made...

[fpsd0minat0r]

no-one uses the wifi adaptor?

are you crazy??? do you know how many people use routers???

my modem and router is upstairs and my PS3 is downstairs......if i had an xbox i would need a cable that goes from my room, in the upper passage way, down the stairs, through the lower passage, into the dining room then finally into the living room.

anyways out of the xbox users, only the minority who have the elite HD versions can play halo HD.

[Duckman1616]

My ps3 plugs into the wall. I don't use wireless internet. In fact, I know most people don't. There's this nice little ethernet plug that internet providers can attach to the wall anywhere in your house. It's really handy. Unless of coarse, you live in the middle of no where and that's not available. Which is the minority.

[fpsd0minat0r]

most people on xbox dont because they know the wireless adaptor is a rip off so they end up moving their TV sets.

anyways....if u got proof then send me the links.

and in my house, the modem is upstairs and my TV is downstairs.....so either i buy the wireless adaptor or i move my tv upstairs......or i logically admit that microsoft is a pain in the ass.

[Reader90909]

mabe get and long Ethernet wire

[mixtertrix]

I can either run my ethernet cable down my hallway (its like a 40m cable =P) or I can hook up the normal ethernet cable to my laptop then the laptop connects through the wireless to the router - but sometime it can be moderate or strict nat

[fpsd0minat0r]

i used to do that till i got a wireless router :)

[vash47]

Are you really that fucking retarded?

[Duckman1616]

o_O eh?

[vash47]

Halo 3 runs at 640p, and a console game doesn't run on anything else than one resolution.

[Duckman1616]

Your kidding right? It's a pretty well known fact consoles are running at 1080i now...Read the back of the game or look at the box on your tv...Maybe if you're playing the ps2...I'm talking next gen consoles. Get out of your closet.

[enterprise134]

Just saying about 3-4 games actually run at 1080. As for vash next gen games 99% of them run at 720

[therevengeofsaladboy]

Halo 3 runs at 640P and is upscaled to 1080P, or which ever resolution your outputting at. Both the 360 and the PS3 do that with almost every game out there.

They are no where near capable enough of outputting at 1080.

Your a fool for thinking it.

[GeForce47]

owned xD

[LANPARTYDUDE]

reminds me of my sister

[psycho642]

Korean thoughts: " Pretty fire,fire warm.....(BOOM) fire hurt"

[kxdevin]

The AI is only stupid if you play on easy difficulty.

But this was pretty funny.

[LegoHedgehog]

You know what they say...

'Kuriosity killed the Korean!'

XD

[immedicabilis]

curiosity kills

[Gebek593]

This made my day.

[gloriakenny]

haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa hella stupid ai

[thedub007]

This makes me laugh every time

[keeler123]

i have masturbated to many many songs about maggot swarmed diahriah infested pediphiled anasular steamy sloppy and deffinityly very unnice pussberry poppings! ( i touch my self to pics of dead people)

[Dragon0932]

I beleive you are what they call a necropheliac.

[BlackBoxInc]

No he's not a necrophiliac, he's just stupid. :)

[Dragon0932]

no i was replying to keeler123's disturbing comment.

[cuddlep00p]

Hey keeler123, we have so much in common :D

[SK1LLZDAK1LLZ]

64 bit OEM Version

Quad Processor Q8200 (2.33GHz, 1333FSB, 4MB)

640GB SATA 3.0Gb/s Hard Drive

512MB PCIe(TM) x16 NVIDIA(R) GeForce(R) 9800 GT

Integrated Sound Blaster(R) Audigy ADVANCED HD Audio Software

can i run crysis on this without any trouble?

eg. low fps, it overheating or anything else

plz reply

[liascm]

nope, prob medium to low settings, u got a slow cpu and bad graphics card, ive got a gtx 295 and a 3.2ghz cpu9un-overclocked) and i can run crysis maxed out at 1400x900 with 2x AA with 45fps, you judge the rest for your computer yourself

[SK1LLZDAK1LLZ]

lol kid i spammed that comment and 20 ppl sed i can + Q8200 is anything but a slow cpu and the 9800gt runs it on very high, just youtube it

[liascm]

im not a kid, the q8200 is only at 2.33ghz which i dont consider fast, a 9800gt is pretty standard, so considering high end graphics cards struggle qwith crysis i would of though this would of struggled but if im wrong my mistake, i was un aware

[SK1LLZDAK1LLZ]

do u know q8200 is quad.....

[liascm]

yeah

[SK1LLZDAK1LLZ]

well duo 2.8s do so i figured quad 2.33 shud

ok i took into consideration what you said

is intel i7 2.66ghz, 8mb cache alot better?

i can upgarde for $200