My YouTube Valentines, ugh

[breasthound]

i thought it was prenounced like shaggy says on scooby doo. ZOINGS(like)itscriss, scoob.

[UndeadProductionsCo]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH­HHHHHHH igwt it now :P

[blabbityblah]

@rashaan6 Trololololol

[ParaSpite]

ZOH MY GAW IT'S CRISS!!!11!111!1!1oneoneeleven­one11!11!1

[jorisewout]

Damn, this women turns me on

[Ghenghy]

Love love love this woman!

[ismat45]

Dr.Sabrosky (Jew),Director of US Army War College, I am 100 percent sure that 9/11 was Mossad operation:

Youtube,enter, "Military Now KNOW Israel did 9/11"

[DarkLight544]

husband :'( WHY GOD WH actually never mind that last part lol, btw wat age are you anyway?

[phatso1986]

is this person a guy or girl?

seems like a chick, but the voice sounds like some foreign faggot

[lickthoseboobs]

@phatso1986 takes one to know

[phatso1986]

@lickthoseboobs

take a chick to know a chick

you're a moron

[lickthoseboobs]

@phatso1986 they way your panties got awfully tight... yes you are a chick or a "foreign faggot"

[raydogone65]

you are a cursing vampire! I pray for you in the curaan... I feel I should due to you discount all but yourself... I need to stop you from spreading some stupid shit like you try and teach you a lesson...No Zomgits... Have some of your own... like readyour book of Peace For peoples Under your own you Must "Have Some Peacefullness Some where..."I just ask you to stop tearring up people so that they you! I love all religions... Get allong or be taken out of this world!...

[raydogone65]

you are a cursing vampire! I pray for you in the curaan... I feel I should due to you discount all but yourself... I need to stop you from spreading some stupid shit like you try and teach you a lesson...No Zomgits... Have some of your own... like readyour book of Peace For peoples Under your own you Must "Have Some Peacefullness Some where..."

[calmreason]

This is hot! I wish I was on the list.

[CrapnellGates]

-Heads Up-  I'll likely be stealing you from your husband. Just letting you know.

[ZangaroZen]

@zOMGitsCriss, as for your "name", most everyone knows "OMG" means "Oh my God!", and "itsCriss" is obviously "it's Criss", so that only leaves the "confusing" "z". What's so confusing about a "z"? Nothing especially if you use a lower case "z" and not an upper case "Z" which implies to some people it's part of "OMG" as in "ZOMG". So a proper case (change case between words/acronymns) "zOMGitsCriss" should be less confusing than than "ZOMGitsCriss", either that or use spaces or "_"s

[22mariusica]

THIS BLONDE IS AN ATHEIST ZOMBIE ,I AM A MOTHER FUCKER CRESTIN ORTODOX SOW FUCK YOU BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN BUT NOT GOD.FUCK YOU.

[triniguy999]

I ROFLED SO HARD AT THIS!

[bbphnix]

ha ha... I knew how it was pronounced! I guessed it! Z-OMG it's Criss! not a brain-buster... ha ha

[ptango666]

i want to be no 7

[oldcomic1]

Next year I want yo be one of your valentines. Check out my video- converting to Christianity- to see if I qualify

[nonebutsaz]

Hey I put you in my video "I'd Rather Go To Hell" on my channel saztheatheist!

[barwarib0y]

THIS BLONDE SLUT IS DEVIL 

[gamotter]

@barwarib0y Feeling a bit inferior about a woman who is so much smarter than you are?

[meyaxshavat]

so it makes perfect sence why we people where created from durt.....

[meyaxshavat]

H(2)O(water)=H+o(2),so if HUMAN(WHEN DIES) becomes DURT(soil)=>HUMAN=DURT.....not a rocket sience right?why we people think of ourselfes as super dupers?When you die where do you go?in the ground,why does the tree grow better on human dead body?because we are durt....

[ikeones]

ah out of fucking context is four words. but your hot so all let you off with it this time

[LogicalThinker667]

wow she even got the accent right for Theologikos

[Bradman8888]

I want a zomgitscriss for christmass

[bluebirdschless]

Now your name makes sense! I feel so stupid!

[MrThialfi]

you guys are shocked that a super hot babe like this is married? Depressed I understand, but shocked? haha

[danieldvs100]

@MrThialfi nah thats not really it. when ppl watch this, they say, i can go back to watching my good OZOMGitzcrisis but when husband came into the picture it like "no!! she's being takin away from me" even tho its now like that in reality. make any sense?

[Insight107]

@MrThialfi I'm not shocked. I'd have been shocked if she WASN'T married.

[1982mockingbird1982]

How are ppl supposed 2 no how you prounounce that name?

[maribasque]

LOVE THE NAILS!!! As I AM a girl who has a life but not a modernized life :-)

[BerthaMcFee]

Well, _I_ have been wanting ZOMG-it's for my birthday since I first saw Umbrella-an Atheist view.

[spritestouch]

And now, pork flavored Zomgits© for all the muslims out there.

[pendulousphallus]

I always said it, "Zoh. Emm. Gee! It's Criss!"

[socksnundies]

Do you like reggae? I like when you put reggae in your videos. Especially in one of your videos when you put Mighty Diamonds on there. That was chillin.

[kickyc]

I saw a ZOMGits dancing with the pink elephants.

[jazzmanzoot]

Absolutely hilarious !

Keep `em comin` Crissy !

[pchtermino]

I had watched a few of her videos when I found out she was married.

Smokin' hot with a brain. (did I mention smokin' hot?) I love the way she presents herself. Forward and to the point. Love that in a woman.

Keep it up Criss, you're da best!

[Artist2104]

Zombie Grits Crispy

[arguss77]

Nyahahaha jizz in your pants... hahahahaha I know that song.

[whitemanstand72]

YOU STUPID ZOMBIE GET OVER IT

ITS ONLY A NAME !

[GuitarJK1988]

mail order bride score ! If she was famouse her husband would be the best kept secret in the world

[truepowerbombking]

husband ?  she has a HUSBAND ? who is she married to, kim jong ill ?

[invisiblesheep]

Yes if you're not on the market, you need to dress decent and stop trying to turn these sad fans of yours on with your canon of womanly charms.

[One80sevenbaby]

the paw print nails made me lawlzes hahahahahhaha so silly

[fujinmage]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[fujinmage]

hahahahahahahahaha I LIKE HER HUMOR

[DimebagVision]

I would like a ZOMGits in my bed plz! :D

[watsminame11]

no more husband comment PLEASE FUCK....

[A1z1u1L]

you have a husband?!

bye you just lost a fan and i'm rating 1 star

[blackened920]

Where do you come up with this stuff? You inspire me to do something similar but not on youtube, somewhere where I will actually get recognition. But then, I probably wouldn't be as funny, and even if I was, I'd turn into another famous douchebag, thanks for setting me straight

[CntrBrdr]

i would like a zomgits please

[warriorscholar]

Motherfucking vampire, yo!

[thisissick22]

i'm gutted too!

[sissivermin]

Sorry to hear your husband was away when you did this video. It is difficult when one's spouse has no choice but to be away, usually for financial or military reasons. The so-called space and time continuum appears to be connected by something beyond what we can measure, but we'll see about that. Anyway, hopefully there is an invisible link between you and your husband. Best wishes, Sancho

[deadeaded]

sooo entertaining....

[Ataensic]

Jesus rose from the grave as a zombie, and proceeded to eat all of his followers brains. Oopsie!

p.s. Nice tits, Zomgits! :D

[Arancaytar]

0:44 cutest zombie ever!

[mihai2mn]

when you said"i am gonna have sssseven you tube valentine" i tough you were gonna say sex

[KaseyAkira]

"i am gonna have ssssex you tube valentine" ??

HOLY SHIT I'M SUBSCRIBBED!!!! Goddam I clicked the subscribed button so hard I think I broke it.

[theeyeisblind]

i would like a zomgits for christmas....

.....i mean Xmas lol

[Xerxes4242]

I would like a zomgits

[NicholasKreuz]

kehehe <3

All I had to do to figure out how your nick is pronounced is to think of how you would read it.

like you said "Zohmygod!" <3

happy really really really really late valentine's day~ lol (or slightly early might be more accurate... wow haha)

[widershins]

Widershins: I want a Zomgits I could,nt handle more then one but it is a great temptation, now if I was,nt so old. Keep those vids coming you make my day.

[virtualguitarist]

Thats a interesting part of the bible. "God made man from the dust of the earth". The earth's soil has the same minerals as the human body. Hmmmm.... na, it must just be a coincidence! ;^)

[bartyfarslar]

virtualguitarist so you are saying we are made from mud?/Now THAT is science!

[virtualguitarist]

No i did not say mud, i said dust. Read it again. or better yet, read the bible. There is a couple places that talks about it. We are made from the earth.

[RevJerryFalwell]

Everything we eat either grows out of the soil or eats things that grows out of the soil. Where else would we get the minerals in our bodies from? What a retarded reason to believe in Super Magic Man.

[virtualguitarist]

Congratulations! Now think about what you just said there Sherlock! And while your at it, go find a nick name that represents a Atheist.

[RevJerryFalwell]

Nah, thought about it., your reasoning is still retarded, you will just have to explain it to me.

How about jesusfreaksRdelusional?

[matprithellodave]

yeah it really is, no shit

[holdenbane]

and all that dna we share with chimps? coincidence?

[probatista]

OK. How about strip poker now?

[hellofrankie117]

Husband?

Mother FUCK!

[YoSafBridge1]

My thoughts exactly...except I'm female, so it's pretty much illegal in most places anyway.

[bbphnix]

@hellofrankie117 shock aint it.... I discovered that myself 5 minutes ago from her blog; cruel world aint it?

[Fresna29]

So let me get this Straight.

People who are Married are Dumb.

My guess is that you are Married then Yep..

Btw she is married and she also has a nice Rock on her finger Probably cost the guy thousands of dollars

So yes she is real real dumb huh..?

wink wink

[U2bvUR2]

you guessed wrong; I'm also smart.

[Fresna29]

ok yes what ever you say...

[ArtypNk]

I would not mind getting Zomgits for my birthday...

[bunicutanuta]

Girl you're awesome. I am supporting you and always rate 5 stars. Keep it cool ;)

[findthiscoin]

your #6 link is a closed account

[NapoleonInDrag]

Husband?

Worst video ever :(

[jamietruman]

Haha..

She was only messin right?

Nooooooooooooo

[929myohmy]

I tried hard but I wasn't able to ID myself in any of those valentines. This saddens me.

[crazy7997]

Funny, this girl can make you laugh

[Dart11112]

ZO my god its criss......... yeah not gonna be easy to get that name out there but i believe in you

[CigarStudLasVegas]

you need WAY more dark makeup under your eyes to be a zombie you know!!!

[mminc2112]

i like it when you talk dirty to me.....happy valentines day ;p

[Flyordie209]

Uhh... I was under the impression Valentines Day was a Christian holiday...  One where they sacrificed Goats and used their skin to whip women in the hopes it would make them more fertile... lol...

[panathabro]

im greek n i love u!!!! lets make greek-romanian babies!!!

[princeofexcess]

zomgits awesome

[dismo77]

yay bob marleeyy...

KNEEL BEFORE ZOOOD!

[VikingNinjitsu]

thats it i'm gonna jump

[OkNowImWatching]

What the fuck is a ZOMGITS?

LOL, so some people are actually retarded like that, huh? :)

[LadySidhe]

This tickled me. Cute.

[timberpyres]

she'll sux pyrrho's d3ck... she's a goat I tell ya..

[azazel637]

my face is cold would you please sit on it?

[olek7oe]

God will get you back

[Ncturnal]

Mom, can I can a zomgits for my birthday? Pleeeeaaassseeee!

[SEF6519]

"if u hate me, go kill him"

ahahaha xDD

[torress31]

i want some zomgits with those fries!!

[Conoclast]

zomg the start is epic haha

[truevoiceofsanity]

"Btw, its only 7 people from the entire YouTube. And they are people with whom I talked to at least a couple of times on stickam or other forms of chat. So dont go on a killing spree if you are not my Valentine . I kid , I kid, I know you wont, who cares ? ;)))"

Would crying and eating chocalate have been allowed ...?

[jackthayer]

i love your accent i wish i had it

[arsenelupin123]

Wow I couldn't distinguish you're accent from Thelogikos'.

[DAMAGEDJUSTICE12]

i'd eat a trail of shit if it led to her ass

[MyFutureExWifeIs1]

haha

[User100606]

DAMAGEDJUSTICE12, this is the nature of evil. It seduces you out of your natural self, to say and think of doing things that have no real pleasure except the artificial pleasure that wears off quickly as one come's back to their senses. Women are just pieces of flesh. Buttocks are the largest fleshy part of the body. Flesh and blood are in man too. The difference between man and woman is by degrees. Some men grow breasts and large buttocks from excess estrogen, such as through soy.

[sonicforge]

Zombies are better than vampires.

[lokitagaby17]

I definetly saw a zomgits yesterday !

hahaha . love your videos criss (:

[mexicanmetalhead87]

look it's a mother fucking zomgits

[poweredxbyxhope]

Now every time I see your username I'm going to pronounce it wrong in my mind.

Thanks a lot.

[smashbeans]

damn im so heat broken..shes married

[Swecan76]

If I wasn't married and ZOMGitCriss wasn't married, I'd propose to her.

Your husband is a lucky man Criss.

[deepsussex]

I am a Born Again ZOMGitsCriss Witness

[TheReligionist]

good one, i'll join :)

[Tusek420]

dang i love Bob Marley

[JaceAlexanderGavon]

ZOMG Its Criss.

Zomgits?

Zombie.

Haha people need to read more.

One Love.

Jace

[seed419]

Wow....where do I meet girls like you???

[4u2b1ib12]

Husband? We lost another one, boys! Oh well, she is still smart.

[nanathenai]

She is open-minded tho :)

[4u2b1ib12]

No doubt!  I liked her. Smart and sexy. Intelligent women really turn me on. But, she is married, and I respect that. So I will just admire and respect her.

Thanks.

[spaz42424]

Nothing I like better than a sexy vampire with a foul mouth. F me please.

[nenadg87]

You sexy little thing....

[em745aa]

"Would you like ZOMGits with those fries?"

LOL!!!

[WuHa105]

Lol, the beginning of this video was hilarious!

What's a 'zomba'? It's kind of like a 'zomgits', but a little bit bigger! XD lmaooo

I love your accent, and i like this video! ^^ I saw some of your others and it's neat. I hope u don't mind that i subscribed to your channel

[napajedlacek]

woudl you marry me ?:-)

[FarrenfollowsBen]

i love LOST toooooo

[xekul]

wait wait, your HUSBAND? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[somechick73]

Yeah, I want to have Ashley's babies too.

[kksf1979]

so hot

[rationalway]

You need your mouth washed out with soap!

[skepticoz]

You need you mouth sewn shut. The cake of soap can be shoved up your ass. Hmm.. Let's make it one of those decorative ones. Pope on a rope soap, would be a nice touch I think.

[rationalway]

You need your tongue pierced and tied up with a string to something, jackass!

[Icharys]

I got The Lonely Island. The rest were tough.

Most dissapointing part of this video. "My husband is away." Dang.

[Orion1232]

Can I rent you out from your husband? I got good ol' American Dollars for ya. Yea they are pretty much worthless right now, but hey, still worth more than your Ruples or what the fuck ever you former Eastern Bloc people use.

[pharoahRamses]

only a matter of time before she dumps her husband!!! then she will come to America ya!

[claudiaquat]

I have no idea what you just said but I will love you forever for saying it.

[abyssquick]

Zombie .....?

But I thought Romania was known for Vampires. And a good lager beer.

A vampire's favorite beers: La Bat Blue, Bloodweiser, Blood Lite, Pale Ale, .... you can see where I'm going with this.

I'm bored as hell right now.

[isaiahact]

HA HA HA the girl is a big joker she said she doent believe in God notice shes wearing a cross u better wake up partner hahaha

[MuffinMario]

That's not a Christian cross; it's an Ankh, a symbol of the Gift of Life in ancient pre Christian/Islamic Egypt.

[darrrkstarrr1969]

That in itself is a compliment to you Criss,

and if these cowards were so ignorant, they would realize they are fuelling your exposure on YouTube, and within the brave & intellectual community --- us people the world over who have an advanced sense of reality...

give any one species too much rope

and they'll fuck it up

[EliteGoneWild]

is # 2 Sarahon06

[coclea123]

dear lord .. wouldya give tha bitch a pair of neurons and a lota booze ... maybe they start humping and produce one or more offsprings ... she is in desperate need of grey matter ... the brown stuff wich fills her cranial cavity is actualy shit ... and what tha fuck is with the accent?

Was your mother raped .. bout twenty something years ago by mr edd and his blood brother mr hyde?

Hey sweetie .. if you are out here .. there should be no nutt houses .. you're comin out baby .. cheers

[helpcurecatholicism]

hahaha "bideo"

[Texas2979]

LMAO I like her

[FrostbittenWolf]

0:50

Hey mother-fucking vampire, i'm a goddamn werewolf bastard.

[skywalker189]

lol, ure @#CKIN hilarious its awesome.

[freetogether1]

Love the Marley songs! Most people think great god will come from the sky...

[Wolf2k7Man]

"we are one nation under google" loooool kool quote

[vincent1988007]

bob marly

[OhostelO]

i Vanna molest you. please come to my parish