USB Testicular Surgery

[LongHairedGnome1]

Wait till they get a Mac or Linux you dumbarass. No way to Microsoft. idiot.

[butteye02]

will someone take his dick and show him what it is for? or does he think he can plug in a 4 to 1 port expander, and end up screwing / getting blown by 4 guys or chicks at once

[unclephylable]

Are you insane?

[OriginallyMasked]

Favorited! lmfao! golden.. xD i wish i could turn my balls into USBs.. =( cant afford he surgery at the moment.. =/

[GutterDoll138]

Ya. Ya. I'd totally sub the ol danglin-duo for something technologically sound.

Plus, no unwanted pregnancies, right? Ah?! But I'd definitely go PC over Mac. You know, I know a guy that just had his 'Testicular To USB Conversion' a little ways back, he happens to be completely satisfied with the results! He can answer all of your questions. He's even got a detachable infrared antenna for a d*ck! And that shit picks up Satellite Radio! Just search 'Re: USB Testicular Surgery XIV'... Cheers!

[RMilvae]

i have no idea what the fuck hes talking about

[MacoCwacko]

I would suggest USB 3.0.

[dmill2000]

Funny hahahaha you should def do it, hope that works out for ya.

[peaceandparty]

xxys have small testicles

dont produce sufficient testosterone naturally to call themselves "normal men"

xxys are generally infertile

and are generally great lovers

good point in this video is that men hardly need balls!

with my small balls,they never get in the way in a 69 position!

lol

all for one and one for all

[XXY4LIFE]

I do have a answer, I'll post a video to make it nice and obvious. hahahahahahahaha

[GMPNY]

Love your instructional video!  LOL

[XXY4LIFE]

And people say I have no sense of humour! :)

[GMPNY]

Yeah whats up with that? LOL

[wearefamily12]

this is wierd...can someone explain this video to me?

[XXY4LIFE]

It's a comedy about a USB port being installed where a mans testicles are. Understand now?

[wearefamily12]

is this real? or is he makin it up

[XXY4LIFE]

It's a comedy or course it's not real. LOL

[wearefamily12]

sorry lol he just was all serious and there was a serious conversation over it xD

[thetechall]

well there a few glitches on vista. Sometimes when you plug back in your testicles you ejaculate untill you have no sperm. On mac osx its just plug and play. They only support up to 4gb flash drives and 150gb external hard drives. But its handy because its very portable. You can also buy cases and skins so its fully customizable

[PSPfanBOY22]

o____0

[psychaospath]

lol... yea this is just stupid but yeah funny.

[Ruviprod]

Hi! Before you do that, make sure the doctor save you some space to install later SATA 300 port, because you will need that for quick sex and fast reload.

Don't give up! Do that and then post the video here. We are waiting!!

[petabutta90210]

ya, i hav usb dalls, wtf is ur prob

[littlepeek]

aww u look like of of my frienda hahahaaaaaaa

[50centmarian]

i never hard of it befor my frist time hearing it

[musiklovr666]

I know your cousin ... he goes to my school!

[billamu]

I think your balls will work fine on Leopard too.

Have you also considered Firewire?

[densefawg]

WATCH AMER0

[WannabeKiwiBoy]

A couple of things:

- A friend of mine had this done and they put a USB 1.1 port in instead of USB 2 so just be careful of that. Make sure you are getting the USB 2.

- This might not be a great time to get it because apparently E-SATA or something is gona replace USB in the next couple of years or something so just make sure the doctors are giving you something that will be backwards compatible with that stuff.

[satxboi30]

Wait, I saw some French kid on YouTube who did this usb testicle thing like almost a year ago!

[DIABLOVT12]

I would like USB testicular surgery.

[kornmunky94]

What about viruses?

[Str1d3r08000]

ahaha nice man, i heard it works great! btw your vids own

[xsexibexix]

so this is the vid u were on about in that other vid lol xx

[xpgosu]

You should cut your hair to an fro-hawk like

you look dirty the way you are right now

i guarantee you'll get so many ladies with short hair duuuuuude

[Helimoth]

Frohawk? GAY. GAY GAY GAY. Long hair's nice.

[mathiasffs]

hm, sounds pretty smart lol^^

[ohbaby699]

this is a joke right lol

[hipocrisy]

I. LOVE. STEAK.

[pauljeraj]

i shall make sweet tender serloin steak love to u my child

[Saatoshi]

LOL

[StupidAndyMovies]

I want usb balls

[Syzygologist]

Let's get married...in an internet cafe'.

Meow.

[Parsidious]

wtf!!! what the hell is going on inside his head. lol. Pretty funny though.

[dramatichealth]

For those looking for a informational video on a new vasectomy procedure, please check out our video "no scalpel vasectomy". Not for the faint of heart.

[Jossi2004]

U gay?

[mhevalow]

they cut my balls off and gave them to some blind guy to use as eyes- bastards!!

[jojolatshaw]

people who have had testicular cancer DO NOT find this amuseing!!! Yur a REAL IDIOT>

[Parsidious]

WTF. Lol. Some people have to much free time on there hands. Good video.

[ketilsin]

lol

[margittarget]

interesting

[RhysMcQuillan1]

lol

[Ermes87]

lol retard!

[greece135]

Yeah i was gunna have an LCD touchscreen installed in my penis and have a hard drive in my thigh. Im not sure wen god made this rule but suposedly, its impossible.

[Deepbarrel]

check my video response.

see you!!!!

[Galtianta]

WTF?

[mhevalow]

THAT'S JUST NUT[S]

[Laoboi11]

do that and u wunt have babies unless u get virtual cum and plug it into ur usb

[xShrimp]

have you thought of any other spots? such as your shoulder? forearm?

[PatrickChoj]

i heard that they just came out with the 200gb built in drive.. are u getting that .. ,, it only works with Windows though,, Mac , and Vista wont work,

[illegalactivity]

You should have got firewire, compatible with mac so that means you wont get any nasty virus's

[X2daZ]

USB balls are not compatible with Mac or Vista. Be careful!

[Hunter469defy]

im gona feel stupid but is this shit real?

[Mastado]

youre fuckin stupid

[GoodChyt]

damn,this was funny,got a lot of video responces too.Niiice!I'm not even going to ask about some other sort of special attachment or anything,by now i'm sure everything has been covered.And that dfgfdgs guy, you should grow a pair before you tell someone to grow a pair.also,balls aren't the center of a man's life,watermelon is....dumbass.lol

[falcons728]

yea dude......... uummmmmm i guess it could be a good idea maby but balls are the center of a man's life

[stan724]

Under what circumstances would you plug 'em back in?

[RodniMoon]

do you know if there is a way to have a rumble pack attachment like on the N64 controlers? If so i would much love to have on above my clit

[sockmonsterz]

;)  :)

[fulsomstryk]

I think it was funny.

[zero200592]

what the fuck?

[rjnovac]

Think again.

You have a brain.

USE IT!

[C4mi11o]

lame man

[kevalst]

yaa...... dont do that

[Dreaper12]

ive had it, now i upload porn to my eyeballs so i dont need to watch it on the comp XD.

[HobbsieBoy]

nice dude i thought usb was some kind of spelling mistake

[lydz25]

ha ha :)

btw you spelled spaghetti wrong

[cizayley]

don't do it, it would probably be a bad idea in the long run

[ohsovi]

lmao this was too funny. love how serious it seemed

[hoss1962]

what a laod of rambling drivel...

[iHeArTc0oKiEs]

WTF lol

it was effin stupid...but i couldnt stop laughing

[Jesusv06]

i agree get that surgery and then feed your testes to the dogs =]

[cyrus951]

get a fucking job

[ownagerunescaper]

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[Viniitaa]

my god,

haha

are you talking seriously?

[CriticalDamage91]

how bored are you?

[reisreisthebeast]

r u being fuking serious?

[hoss1962]

i hope u rn't....

[ldukky]

god help you

[Tamryn69]

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[ChrissyCullen]

What if you got a virus!

[hyfyve]

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[halodude111]

whoa howed u do that?

[DoctorEggmanNega]

Well, sometimes, your balls will get corrupted, even if you safely remove them from your crotch. Then, you'll have to plug them into your PC and format them. But all of your sperm will be lost. So, it might not be worth a chance.

[Lestonia]

this...this is one of the most hilarius thing i've ever so I...really really, i'm not bullshiting, this, jajajajajaja...jajajajajajajaj­ajaja

[Bearwolfwitch]

YOURE FUNNY

[ratscatsangels]

you are nuts, as hell, you almost had me beliving this bulshit until i started reading the comments then i got it i thought i heard everything but this is the stupiest thing i have ever heard. i had my daughter watch this and she could not believe it eather.

[jaspersureshot]

exactly how old is ur daughter? if she under age of 14 then she shouldn't watch this. Too many girls turning into sluts before they even become teenagers.

[Koushoun]

lol this was funny

[zelda7792]

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[Koushoun]

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[ToxicatedLum]

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[Koushoun]

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[CryMyRiverFullness]

Dare I ask where in the hell you come up with these things???

[ToxicatedLum]

WWHAT THE FUCK...

[rogerbak]

hes so brave , i mean it takes some balls to do that!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ueberRegenbogen]

I don't want Windows Fister anywhere near my genitalia!

[thepoopmaster]

what if it gets a virus??

[PlayinTheBlues]

you look like steve-o

[screamphilling]

just wait until USB2 is obsolete

[JohnnyMcKinney]

My left nut is bionic LMAO OMG j/k

[Parrenze]

Mine crashed.

[cpkid500]

HAHAHAHAH FUNNY AS HELL

[XKikyoRoxX]

what the hell

[gueradesign]

OMG, this was so funny, lmao

[ness19dsm]

wow - what an awsome video - feminists are flipping out right now )

[123naruto]

omg u neeeeeeeeeeeeeed help

[Profanity69]

this guy is a complete idiot. Does he realize there is other ways to get a person to touch your balls.

[Mangoxx]

hey, i've had it done. my operation was a success, and the whole system runs quite smoothly.

[sLiPkNoTqUeEn721]

ew gross y would anyone even wanna do that?????!!!!!!!

[cordayrox]

HA lol

xxx

[rhcreeps]

my friend done a testicular surgery, the doc have to remove one of his because of testicular cancer..u guy should ask a doc about it..

[eternally7lovely]

how can anyone take this serious? do you guys know what a USB port is? do you know what balls are?....think about how ridiculous that is

but as a comment: make sure to get a firewall for your balls, don't want any viruses

[fobgdfanatic]

i totally agree with this person's comment and i was thinking the same thing!!

[Mattman0444]

pretty funny, actualy VERY funny

but pretty gay too

[GTAlord]

that was pretty funny, tyour not serious, right? that would be strange....

[themaniusedtob]

hahah that was so funny!!!

[scenexcorexkt]

LOL! ur gay

[yrrepzepol]

What a dumb fuck. I hope you lose your nuts and if you don't someone should cut the motherfuckers off.

[lazyman1992]

gayest borest shittest video ever GET A LIFE MAN!!!

[firebert25]

i put my thumb drive into nerdkillers moms usb port if you know what i mean and her bandwith went totatly dead

[eyeta2]

Dude I totally agree, I wish my bf would have this same surgery. Some times I would like to plug a thumbdrive into him, and boost his drive, you know???? lol

[horriblepain]

*twich*...You would take off your balls?!?!you are no man!

[pinkitup]

lol that was funny, how many takes did u do until u made one with a straight face?

[beccatigger]

I can't believe there's actually so many dumb people who believe it's possible to insert a USB port into your body - for God's sake, Nerdkiller's making A JOKE. For a start where the hell is the power for it gonna come from?

I guess us geeks (british AND american) will be the only ones to find it funny......

[KaraMarisa]

. . .

ew.

[evilmicah]

at 1:43 I realized this was time I'd never get back and closed this.

[DrZarkloff]

I had my tonsils and uvula removed on Friday. Wanna see? I made a video for all to see.

[Themagiks]

fuckin moron noobs go to hell stop wasting time get a life!

[ryantom17thjuly]

yeah, sure!?

[Rhaal92]

-.- Very intersting , truly....

[juegas]

I hate nerds too...and after that killing at VT I really hate nerds now.

[RapAdvocate]

Nah he's a "loner"

[silkysnake]

I am a Lady. I've had it done. Go ahead child.

[WinglessIsraphel]

GAH! That was so funny!!

[Sydala]

AWESOME - I BOW

[4godand4ulster]

that is terriable people really do have testicular cancer!!!! u friggin wanker u!!!!!!

[DeadAdd]

you british person

[nerdkiller]

i didnt say a fucking thing about cancer. this has nothing to do with cancer. this is about the ridiculous prospect of getting a usb port put into your balls, how can u confucse that with making fun of cancer?

[EsbenT]

Hahaha! Awesome!

[ottotheplumber]

how the hell could u keep a straight face

[shuairan]

how the fuck could he talk crap like that for almost 3 minutes without having to laugh or grin or smile?? kudos

[yharrow]

its not 3 minutes straight. He did it in cuts.

[RapAdvocate]

And we care why?

[yharrow]

The guy (shuairan) asked a question.

[Andoriyu]

Sarcasm and humour are lost on you, arent they?

[Greencat7]

Okaaaay. 10 points for keeping s straight face.

[Dusmar]

this video sucks why was it featured. I perfer not to here about peoples balls

[Kopfschmerze]

You're one of the "special" kids, aren't you? :)

[Drsleeepy]

lol usb balls...i might try it tomorrow

[binka21]

JUST USE YOUR BUTTHOLE AS A USB PORT

[bigdawgD2003]

DO IT HAHAHAHAHA HIl-AR-IOUS! make sure your floppy can be converted in to a hard drive or else no more sexy time

[hobo316]

I'm a USB Testicular Surgeon , and i can tell you theres nothing unsafe or risky about it. Once it's done it takes 1-3 weeks (depending on the size of your balls) to gain it's full effect but after that you can watch dvds store memory and as you said you can put your testicals back on when you need them... do it

[wickey6]

uhhh i know that! Why the fuck would i actaully believe this mother fucker would do it i doubt he's stupid enough!!!!

[soulknot123]

fag

[RainbowLlamaLover]

Hey i got this done dude, it so works, my balls have so much room, i like tocarry food in them when i go on picnicks. Anyways dude, you def. need to get it done! lol

[xXprojectt2501Xx]

Yea I had this operation. About the Vista/Tiger complications, I had Windows Vista installed on my left testicle and Mac Os10 installed on my right. I was wondering, however, if anyone had a testicle you could donate to me. If I had a third I would put Linux on it and become the supreme ruler of the world, having the tri-fecta of all testicular surgeries.

Thank you all, Project

[DosDos20]

wtf u talking about?? does that even exist!?!?!?

[wolverine005]

does that even exist?? are you kidding retard!?!?

yeh course u can install computer hardware where ur balls are.. :s

[Stewster1993]

LMFAO hes just kidding about this all lmfao!!! lolll