Machine Gun Kitteh

[illegalsmirf]

Wow what an aggressive looking and acting man, stay away

[Dragonicafan]

@illegalsmirf wtf he hugged the kitty stfu

[ELITE426]

@kaneissik

See, now as long as you didn't hurt the cat, this is actually rather funny, do you, me, and your brother a favor and stick to these types of videos :)

[ThePjkoontz]

That is just way too funny!!!!

[Sunsetmello]

lol my cat justs purrs when i do that hahaha

[TheGhjfkdlsa]

@Bububaps See, if you looked at the shoulders and the movement more carefully, you would see that he just shakes the cat a bit, separating it's non-piercing shoulders half a meter. Lrn2biology.

[mulisha6]

This kitteh is stupid, nobody cares about Kitteh. Make kitteh a machine gun.

[captainduaeaeaugh]

he used me as a machine gun. I used him as a machine gun target

[ThePiouuuuu]

poor cat

stupid yankee

wasn't even funny

[ck1958live]

that cat awsome

[ilikemuffins123456]

i tried to do this to my dog, lost a finger XD

[jesusgunge]

@MisshaCapricorn, ur a wicked bitch, go try Fuck urself, the cat is fine n well loved, u evil wisher. Go eat poo.

[rainnovice93]

rofl



[CrappinRockStar]

I find this video difficult to masturbate to

[MisshaCapricorn]

You people are stupid for thinking the cat just went with this. This douchebag knows the cat is totally uncomfortable, you can tell by its body posture and it's growling as a "hey, back the fuck off". But you totally ignore it.

Animal abuser in the making ladies and gents. I hope your cat gets taken away.

[SnellevilleGangsters]

@MisshaCapricorn he obviously loves the cat because he calms it down and hugs it in the end. its a joke calm down

[FuzzyOpposum]

@MisshaCapricorn You obviously don't have a cat..

[imaymakemakeyoutired]

@MisshaCapricorn its funny cos cats don't swear " ' hey, back the fuck off'. " (that's your comment) lol

[TheLOZmaster2010]

Hmm.



[tehrottentomatos]

killing with cuteness!

[ThetopNL]

Doe normaal dierenbul

[randyownd]

@ThetopNL lees de beschrijving mogool, er staat dat het geen pijn had.

[TheEinsteinReplica]

Schrodinger would be proud

[random58916]

lol

[apoco]

Siamese cats in action!

[cassarNOVA19]

sounds like a lamb

[MusicalGamer13]

Where do you put the bullets?

[AlexFrost9]

@MusicalGamer13 You don't want to know.....

[CliffsOfDower]

@MusicalGamer13 Ah You Sick FUCK!

[MusicalGamer13]

@CliffsOfDower Lol just wondering ;)

[CliffsOfDower]

@MusicalGamer13 It Was A Joke xD

[scyldschefing]

Pfft, don't worry.

If that cat is anything like mine, he gets his revenge later on with pounces.

[Pinkhari]

poor cat.. stupid people...

[titwank3]

omg lol i want 1 where to order?

[ThomTheXomb]

That's what that dusty ass cat gets

[asia4otaku]

lol

[IsmailaGodHasHeard1]

That is so funny!

[Athanase48067]

And then he let the cat go and it didn't have to go to therapy. It licked it's asshole for about an hour and took a nap.

[uching]

soooo if i said it was cruel and the cat was annoyed as heck at you and that should be enough reason not to do that again, you will like a childish coward that you are...block me and remove my comment.

well go for it....it's really mean and pathetic to pick on such a small creature

must be nice to be the bigger one for once bullying a smaller living creature then you being o the receiving end of the bullying. so very sad.

[Leowen2]

Let me do that to you shite head.

[1Pr0digy]

peta got 164 accounts

[mighty0mario]

Dont you just hate it when u about to right a nice and long comment and the u click post..........."you wrote too many comments, can you please right the code in the bar" for people who dont know wat do i mean DONT REPLY

[semproser19]

That's so damn funny . Now I kinda feel bad about laughing because i doubt it like that :(

[TheEMONESS10]

@semproser19 he hugged it and kissed it in the end and it looked so cute

[MustangLX5point0]

hahaha... that's just too damn funny :D ...

[memorycardslut]

my hubbie did that to our cat. she didn't do a damn thing, just hung there and was like" ok whatever."



[dallas2denton]

My parents used to do this to me when I was a baby. I'm gay now.

[bindasbolre]

@dallas2denton

thts 2 bad

[SnellevilleGangsters]

@dallas2denton awwwwwwwwwwww, that sucks. the gay part not the parenting fail. same thing right?

[FuzzyOpposum]

@dallas2denton Actually, being gay happens while being a fetus...

[TheAnn1948]

That was really cute!!! Thanks for sharing with us!

[raukurasoldier]

modern warfare 3: feline version

[MegaTechnomaster]

i'm a cat and i'm sah affendahd

[MrTimmoth]

if you hit 3 while the video is playing and hit it every second it makes a funny ass sound hahah

[YouDontKnowMe071]

GAY!! 

[Priest105]

WOW!! lol

[ChinchillaAngel]

XD I did almost the same thing with my siamese!

[apoco]

Siamese cats, endless sources of entertainment. And that cat isn't hurt, probably not too pleased or enjoying it, but he did the best thing, he cuddled the little furball and gave him a good petting.

[Ryotheneko]

Aww we need those at war instead!

[ShadeDravinas]

WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY cant i stop laughing and clicking replay

[yufiwolfy]

ahahahaaa!!!!! i was laughing so hard XD

[MsMedford]

lmfao!

[FunsizeShorty0507]

my dad did this to me once.... although i was a grenade...

[bellbrandon29]

this is so fucking messed up that could make it retarded i dont fucking care if you block me your an asshole go to hell

[Monkerr]

@bellbrandon29 Yeah THIS is the thing that would make a cat retarded, not it jumping into walls and running into chair legs head first and full speed no THIS will do it! Idiots, go back and suck off PETA.

[HyperAndHappy]

My dad used to do this to me as an infant.

[padackles16]

So cruel yet I laughed hysterically

[ANTONYTLATELOLCO]

Que poca madre... pero se ve lindo al final.

[tyneshia1989]

lol the poor kitty... this is freaking hilarious though

[KonanNai]

how can i use this?

[KonanNai]

in soviet russia..

[Angelssooooexist]

dickhead ! IT isn't happy you fuckcuntin arse - to think otherwise you must be the thickest bastard on earth

[TheJimster222]

@Angelssooooexist shut up pussy.

[BaBo0n515]

God i hope this is in Mw3!

[IcyRoserade]

@BaBo0n515 chyeah son cause mw3 is so cool

[idetermined]

ROFL!

[TurBecky]

IT SOUNDS LIKE A SHEEP SOOO CUTE

[calculatorINSTINCTS]

is it wrong to laugh?

[723lion]

fucking asshole

[yamba01]

interesting form of human-cat bonding :)

[crayrayc]

lol

[kasperg91]

That's just mean.

[JesterfaceBassplayer]

The best part of videos like these are the retards who call it animal cruelty in comments. Nothing more pathetic than being butthurt about someone elses pet when they dont even know the people nor the animal. xD

[lakleo]

@JesterfaceBassplayer you`ve got the IQ of a slice of bread. this cat obviously is not amused, you asshole!

[95stangdude]

@lakleo the lack of amusement of the cat is abuse? So, every time someone annoys you, it's considered abuse? ...

[JesterfaceBassplayer]

@lakleo Hahaha, obviously YOU'RE not amused, and none cares. ^^

[boarderx113]

@lakleo

who cares if it's not amused. If it isn't harmed then it's not abuse.

[rminitials]

rofl

[LiveLoveDreamxo]

haha that's funny...The kitteh gets a cuddle at the end and it doesn't get hurt.

[hamad1097]

yeah its funny but I don't think you should do that again coz its gonna get its revenge and when it does its gonna hold your arms and legs and pretend your a gun

[TheBlaznPhoenix]

LOL.

[TheBiGmac2t]

Put Your Hands Up! ...I have a cat...

[meganfoxed]

so this is why people buy cats

[z3r0x777]

is that cat auto or semi auto? where can I buy one or is restricted? pre-ban? hope it will never fall on the wrong hands!!

[AllishunsRule]

that's too funny. haha, i used to do the same thing.

[ironhidewatson]

I think its a tiny bit cruel but its also very funny

[SMrachiecakes]

You sensitive people need to shutup You probably get pissed at your parents all the time when they mess with you but no one feels sorry for you or thinks your helpless because of it. That cat could tear the shit out of the guy if he really felt threatened enough.

Plus kitty got cuddles afterwards, he's FINE. x3

[FaeFirefly]

@SMrachiecakes Exactly my thought! The cat would rip his shitless ass a new asshole. 8D

[FaeFirefly]

@SMarchiecakes

I meant shirtless, lmbo.

[GRRIMAWESOME126]

oh mah gosh I want it!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[XRAYMUSIX]

you f*ckin A++hole! ! ! i can use u as a machinegun too if u want 2 !?!

[Haheehahohaheehoha]

@XRAYMUSIX

Now I think we all know that makes no sense.

[TYTHERDGOON]

@XRAYMUSIX You obviously can't if your not willing to swear on the internet or spell right you fucking retard.

[IronHigh123]

tierquälerei -.-



[Morphyum]

XD

[Kyuubi1161]

poor cat its really unhappy :( i know its nort injured or hurt but its obviously pissed off

[ShineBells]

LMFAO



[BobleHead2008]

I cant stop laughing xDDDDD

[0RespectMyAuthority0]

you know we live in a sad world when youtubing cat videos is more entertaining than people videos

[headcheese3]

LOL!

[Tehwoon]

lmfao!

[bebaroni09]

I need dis for my HALO and BLACK OPS

[gabe7773]

I need this gun for black ops!

[bebaroni09]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[Opiuth]

Pentagons latest development for the M-16!

[ImpaledNoob]

@Opiuth

aka the MEOW-16

[MightySaturn5]

lol...those siamese guns have an excellent rapid fire capability

[CazyWazyWooWoo]

i love siamese cats! my one at home is too heavy for me to do this, but i'm sure he'd comply :(

[JrTwinkl3z]

LMFAO! XD

[abitcutout]

Siamese cats are always yowling... he's not trippin, and definitely not hurting. Funny vid.

[rhino2960]

macheen gun kitteh is not impressed

[Armylad2k10]

hahahhahahhahaa 

[mjfromga89]

The cat is not hurt, he is just REALLY pissed off. I would never do this to my cat, but as much as I feel I'm not supposed to, I'm forced to laugh at this. LOL poor kitty!!

[thefirstcolours]

OH MY GOD, I HATE MYSELF FOR LAUGHING AT THIS HORRIBLE THING

[Resifane]

you son of a bitch. poor cat

[TheXPEHBAM]

YOu do not have the right to forbid anyone comment this violate pet treatment. i was given youtube this vid for contoll of pet violation.

[ohcysp10]

That dude looks like the jock from Napoleon Dynamite, thumbs up if you agree!

[schooldancedisaster]

I'd take this cat over a noob tube any day.

[Zeratchi]

Unlimited ammo. Warning label - may cause cuts and bite marks.

[indy1110]

lolll. We all love to kid with our friends right? :-p The little kiss in the end just goes out to prove he loves the cat. So sweet. lol. The cat yodeling (see @klusmanp priceless videos) to another level.

[Doodles478]

ok. not the nicest. but i have to admit i laughed. and it looks like you do care about the cat.

[thesparklingdiva16]

lmfao



[SapphirexGoddess99]

don't make me bust a cat in yo azz

[Jesslath]

That is so funny! Cool that your cat let's u do that

[WawaElkind]

C.O.D - Kitteh-47

[MIND4eva]

Would be an awesome weapon for Call of Duty!

[munapaska]

future weapon?

[eswormssful]

lol my cat won't even shit in the litter box

[kari00ws6]

@eswormssful Lol, what?  HAHAHAHAHA

[DarthReven83]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, poor kitteh.  Great vid though.

[maxMODmin]

"jjjjjjuuuuusssstttttt yyyyyoooouuuuu wwwwaaaaiiiitttttt hhhhooooommmaaaannnnnn...."

i guess that's what the kitteh is trying to say.

[munapaska]

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL BIO-WEPON!

[Japanophobic]

acat-47 xD

[B3nBl0x]

I suffocated while laughing I swear to gawd!!! XD

[Nukurosama]

that is one weird series of tags..

[cptpwnd90]

now all I can say is

watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4

[xXpensgirlXx]

PUT THIS ON TOSH.0. NOW.

[ededdneddyluv3r]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWW!!!

[HPisAWESOME22]

LOLZ hahaha, the kitteh's noises!!

[eolhcreh]

Lolllllllll kitten!

[Crowthefirepokemontr]

u guys should have put the cats backwards and make him shoot SHIT

[HPisAWESOME22]

@Crowthefirepokemontr true true

[yoginiclare]

ha ha ha ha :) x

[11bossk12roblox]

my friend posted this on my facebook,so...you know...

[K1llerEel]

thumbs up if rwj sent you here

[HPisAWESOME22]

@K1llerEel OMFG, yeah :D

[SunrisingMen]

so that's why ak47 was developed in russia ...

[kamil28092001]

oooollllllloooooollllll

[takanachan030]

XDDDD

[Kittehsmahname101]

hehehe u must have a pretty darn patient cat on ur hands lol. Nice vid :D

[EMILYYYYish]

This is the funniest animal related video on youtube.

[MightyMongoosecola]

it costs 15 thousand dollars to fire this cat for 5 seconds

[blanksightsk8er]

@MightyMongoosecola

You get a thumb up for making a team fortress 2 reference. He must be heavy weapons guy and that was his weapon...Who touched sasha...WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?!?!!?!

[YoshiPeteyFav]

@MightyMongoosecola actually its 400,000 dollars but y would heavy shoot a cat? lol

[MightyMongoosecola]

@YoshiPeteyFav it was a long time ago, and who wouldnt shoot a cat

[jjbonedi1]

@MightyMongoosecola peta's fining people now?

[millvalleyrn]

kitty very annoyed

[Graystripesnum1fan]

beautiful siamese cat you have there btw this is funny

[slosh1997]

this is the rarest firearms on the market

[MegaCookielord]

kitteh abuse

[SeboLP]

@MegaCookielord After that hes kissing his kitteh, he cant be a bad person..

[catcaseymac]

That could kill him! You could break the poor cats legs!

[scrappyo999]

Lol.....messed up