Family Guy - Whites Track Start Before Blacks

[BFU12345678910]

Lmaooo I thought they were cowing after us

[WEZDEZ303]

Comments section on videos should be blocked, GO ARGUE BY YOURSELD IN YOUR BASEMENT..

[Bugsy99]

I clicked on the video and before I even did anything, I said aloud "I bet the comment section is filled arguments about racism"

Then I watched the video, laughed because it's funny, then scrolled down...I was right.

Why can't people just watch a funny Family Guy video and just...enjoy it and NOT go into some debate about racism or stereotypes.

[wolfpressedent]

@Nickuncle So tell me how they got there research, did they measure a thousand africans penises and compare it to a thousand white peoples. Yeah thats what I thought.

[shiron236]

@wolfpressedent People receive such reputation mostly because they are due to such. They didn't come out of thin air.

Also, not everything requires scientific verification for it to be true. For those that have statistical backing, it originated more from perception than statistics anyways. Asian Americans have the stereotype "super achievers" for a reason. Statistically, they do better than most Americans, but it came mostly from perception of society, not science.

[wolfpressedent]

@shiron236 This still doesn't mean that it is true.

[SouthParkBear]

@shiron236

That's because American immigration policy favors un-American values-- i.e. Asian countries are backward dictatorships where ruling families get the best education, so they come to America and buy their way in with their money and degrees, while their people starve by tens of millions.

[CrownRoyalz1]

People are really bold when they're hiding behind a computer screen saying racist comments. It's a cartoon, why are people acting so immature?

[blazematt10]

huuuu thought they were comin after us hehe

[ChrisPayneable]

There's a difference between racism and stereotyping.

[lilcc96]

Stan's voice from American dad.. AWESOME :D

[verbic96]

I do agree black people are normally very funny

[lifeislifesolive]

yeash. and your ass is blue.

[xXxConcreteJunglexXx]

Casey Combest! Nough said.

Thumbs up so that everyone can see!

[PRDTRDASNAPERZE10]

im black! its not negative at all the top comments are right

[JOHNNYSTABBO]

My black friend Malik told me he learned how to run really fast when he was a kid after being chased repeatedly by cops.

[jezza1789]

I taught they were coming after us hahahaha

[WowThatSoWeird]

I'm black and i'm laughing my ass off

[MowMan7]

ironic how you call this "family guy clips HQ" when the quality is awful.

[thugtastic]

Lololol the entire audience is black.

[richardxx9011]

@milkybarkid365 Hahaha!

[richardxx9011]

The people that actually find this racist are the ones that have no life and stay at home and have no friends so they find something to whine about. Every other person that has a life finds this funny as hell. Its usually lames commenting on here talking about how racist this and that is.

[Djforesto]

LOL ONLY RICH WHITE PEOPLE WILL GET THE CLIFF BAR JOKE

[St0mp3m1ndanuts]

Getting offended by steretype jokes is pointless. U can't change wat race u r, white, black, Hispanic or Asian so jus laff about. It's not gonna do nything to get mad. I make jokes about all races but I'm not a racist.

[sharkosity1991]

Does anyone knw wat episode this is ????

[johnboy7856]

@sharkosity1991 I think it's the one where Peter watched Roadhouse and goes around kicking everything

[Ektherion00]

The funniest part of this video isn't the black stereotype, it's the white guy who ate the cliff bar. Something about it just makes me laugh.

[koolalastarr]

I'm black....

I find this hilarious actually.

Don't sweat the small stuff it's just comedy Lol :)

[OlderG0ds]

@koolalastarr I don't understand your comment at all. This joke is about white people not being as good runners as blacks... why the fuck would that offend a black person? You people live with such a victim mentality you play the victim even if you're not being insulted! My fucking god.

[smileyTn7]

gasp

I thought they were coming after us

[smileyface23ish]

Lolololol!!!!!!

[milkybarkid365]

This would be completely different if this was a swimming race

[iwouldbonekerihilson]

Its family guy morons, what do you expect. of course family is going to be offensive. They offend everyone in comedian fashion.

[Nickuncle]

White People Say:

"Black people have big penises"

"Black people are great runners"

"Black people are very muscular"

"Black people are often very comical"

Black People say:

"You're racists!"

I say:

"WTF?"

[9000SomeGuys]

@Nickuncle thats so true

[MrJulianclove]

@Nickuncle ..we dont say that. you'd have to wake up pritty early in the morning until u hear us even bring up rasism

[junkhobokiller]

@Nickuncle

White people say " Black people are more racist"

I say:

"WTF, have u ever been on youtube"



[baberz100]

@Nickuncle well you see racism is stereotyping someone because of their race. If a black person wasn't good at running, didn't have a big penis he would have a bit of teasing because of it and if this black person was particularly sensitive, he'd find it racist. That's why.

[xXxConcreteJunglexXx]

@Nickuncle Positive racism is still racism It's just as bad and annoying.

[Nickuncle]

@xXxConcreteJunglexXx Well, if you say I'm smart because I'm white I wouldn't mind one bit.

[TheWillofLoki]

@Nickuncle good point

[crazyk2345]

@Nickuncle It's real simple; you can't talk to black people. They are the MOST sensitive people on this planet.

[Zexion98]

@Nickuncle ......dipshit that's not why they say it's racist. It's because of all the other shit that said.

[EvilsOfFeminism]

@Nickuncle Well, they don't have big penises, thank God, nor are they any of the other things.

[sorasgirl0]

@Nickuncle My best friend is white and she said that black people are all naturally funny----I laughed the hardest I ever laughed in my entire LIFE at that comment. I don't know why it was so funny, but it was!! But later I realized--it was true! Black people ARE funny! Even I crack myself up all the time!!

Guess it comes with the genes. :PP

[wolfpressedent]

@Nickuncle What you just said is almost 100% inaccurate. Your dick doesnt change in size just because the colour of you skin thick fuck.

[thagrammarnazi]

@wolfpressedent Ever heard of a stereotype? He didn't just make that up off the top of his own head.

[Nickuncle]

@wolfpressedent I don't usually respond to idiots responding to my comment but in your case I suppose I must because you're wrong for two reasons:

1) I said that, "White people say [that] Black people have big penises," not that black people HAVE big penises.

2) If you were to do any research you would see that Africa has one of the largest average penis sizes in the world.

Don't call me a thick fuck because you can't read and can't research (which goes along with your illiteracy).

[wolfpressedent]

@Nickuncle Well actually thats bullshit because I saw on some sex ed show that the myth that black people have bigger dicks is a lie and hasn't been proven in any way.

[Nickuncle]

@wolfpressedent And I read a document that said Africans have larger penises on average. It seems we've reached an impass.

[devastator44]

@Nickuncle Don't sweat the trolls. I am black and your top comment was fcking gold. Have a good day sir, lol!

[Nickuncle]

@devastator44 Thanks :)

[TheNecromancer077]

@Nickuncle

White people(who say this) are americans

Americans have fast food :p

[Black24Thought]

@Nickuncle Yes, because those are the only African American stereotypes permeating our culture...

[Kobe10032]

@Black24Thought lol, shut up you sensitive bitch.

[dukeofwow]

Ah 480p high quality, we meet again.

[WhatTFood]

I knew that would happen :)

[juxter99]

this is so freakin true

[XxRidiculusxX]

Omfg I'm eating a clif bar !!!!!!

Holy crap!

That's hilariously scary!

[r0ckoman]

So I'm guessing most of you guys can't take a joke

[ilovemj3796]

Ooh! I got an idea!!! How about you bitches leave the fucking "race" comments to yourself and just enjoy the video!?! Like this: This clip was too funny! It made my day! See? Now you try!!!

[Gavin17259]

"Phew...I thought they were coming after us" lol

[Doctor4077]

Wait. The white guys lost, even with the head start, and they said a racist comment.

Doesn't that mean that they are making fun of the white guys?

[nejihyuga3]

@Doctor4077 they're making fun of both the races at the same time

[ktockly]

lol its true, we arent as fit as other races xD

[ThatsRich450]

If you call a black a nigger its offensive, if you call a white a cracker it's funny? Just saying, you guys want equal rights, mayyybe it's time to treat derogatory words equally too. Who like's bein called something you put slabs of meat on and dip in a creamy substance.hmm.Nigger - Originated as a term used in a neutral context to refer to black people, a variation of the Spanish noun negro, a descendant of the Latin adjective niger, meaning the color "black"...so, nigger isn't even bad

[iiFadeFX]

@ThatsRich450 Negros have a right to do that, they can be a little bit racist, we did enslave them for hundreds of years.

[ReLoadXxXxX]

@iiFadeFX BULLSHIT! They don't have a right to be racist are you fucking kidding me? I never did shit to them so I pay for the wrong doings of the people before me? They might of been opposed to slavery it can't be proved either way but I shouldn't take the shit for other peoples fuck ups. The Egyptians (Black!) enslaved jews for 3000 years. But no one mentions that because they leave it in the past even though its waaaaay worst then the black slavery. they have no right to be racist.

[Ranma1981]

@ReLoadXxXxX I agree....slavery has been just about everywhere. The Chinese, Japanese, Africans, Russians, Europeans, Natives, and many more have all been enslaved/slave owners at some point in history....often enslaving their own people. Its only because the US slavery was the closest to our time, blacks just won't move on from it.

Look up history of slavery on wiki and it tells of all races just about taking slaves...its only with the development of moral human rights that haltys slavery.

[icyweiner18]

@iiFadeFX blacks sold other blacks to whites we didn't do anything they weren't doing to themselves.

[SickSchizophrenic]

@icyweiner18 While you ARE right, most were still stolen. I don't mean to sound like a prick, but it's true.

[ThatsRich450]

@iiFadeFX lmao, like how you called them negros. I guess that's true, we did enslave them for a couple hundred years, but we're not the ones who over populated the united states with hoods, thugs, and teenagers getting pregnant. That's on them.

[m0m0ftw]

this reminds me of my neighbor, daylin who goes to sleep at 6:00 pm, and eats mashed potatoes and gravey with steak and a glass of milk for dinner. -.-

[ngK44]

I don't really see how this is offensive to black people. The stereotype that black people are all better runners than white people may be inaccurate, but it's hardly negative.

[burentu]

@ngK44 Well.. All stereotypes are considered negative, both saying that a particular race/culture/country/etc. is good or bad at something. It's about people having biased opinions of people who are part of the specific group.

I do not however find this offensive at all. First of all, this is a joke that's based on a fact. The Fact that negros have a different bodystructure than caucasians/asians, which makes them more suitable for running. 2nd, who's being made fun of, the blacks or the whites

[d1995a3]

@ngK44 But racist people like to take things generalized things about blacks, even if it's good, and turn it into an insult. It's really stupid.

[Bobloblawman]

@ngK44 Racism goes both ways. Saying that all black people are good at basketball for instance is technically racism.

[KuhoinX]

@ngK44 "thought they were coming after us"

[JJC7551]

@ngK44 well the last comment that that white guy made sure is racist

[EzPz8]

@JJC7551 There's a joke about white people being slow and a joke about black people being robbers. It's even, therefore no problem.

[ThePatrickFamilyBand]

@ngK44 I think it was the "gasp-I-thought-they-were-comi­ng-after-us" part that was supposed to be racist ... and hysterically funny.

[JustMe41ce]

@ngK44 the offense behind this leads back to slavery. blacks had to be fast cause they were once breed to be that way. the stonger were forced breed and all that jazz. im black and when i saw this i died laughing. im sorry but some ppl take things too serious. i have to much going on to let a flippin cartoon offend me.

[orionPURO]

@ngK44 Yeah it's just the fat ones complaining lol..

[Rainb0wWarri0r]

@ngK44 stereotypes just enforce racism, no matter good or bad.

[Floydnewalla24]

@ngK44 it is hilarious but did you not hear the part where the white guys say i thought they were coming after us

[indyfan22k]

@Floydnewalla24 lol

[kaveman707]

@ngK44 lol im black and everything on family guy is funny,because if family guy has blacks working for them and their fine with the stereotypes and funny racial remarks,then its oviouse family guy is just doing it for comedy and not seriouse

[MrDavidsitanala]

ur name is "FamilyGuyClipsHQ" but it isn't even high quality?:X

[prescott0913]

LMFAO!!! Black and laughing at it!

[ebrowne369]

I shoot the gun at races, and I find this offensive.

[MegaDandogg]

im black and i find this hilarious

[erwin280]

@MegaDandogg

I have respect for people who can laugh about their own skin!

[LocalKola]

Deleted by the cyber police.

[uky0chan]

LOL brillient!

racists jokes are the best kind on this show

[poewnbiusa]

i think this is just making a joke about stereotypes.

[SonOfMarS718]

I'm black and I found this funny.

[pyllywaltteri]

@SonOfMarS718 I lol It is mocking white people more:)

[MrKingPerfect]

reminds me of temple run.except there are 2 white men.lol

[SouthParkBear]

That's bullshit... if they thought the black guys were coming after them, they woulda won!

[imRyRy]

LMAO. Maybe white people should be given advantages in running and sports in general. Kinda like how we give black people affirmative action to even out the playing field. lol

[15MSchmittQ]

OMFGGG:DDDDDD made my day

[reddestyoshi]

black people sure do like themselves a new pair of running shoes,im just sayin'....my shoes are like 2 years old and i sk8board in em

[SouthParkBear]

@reddestyoshi

Blacks wear 'em out faster from using them all the time, playing basketball and doing sports and all sorts of other wasting time playing games instead of working and getting ahead; then they say "the system's raciss!" when the fall behind.

They got their hoop-dreams instead of LIFE-dreams of a real career.

It's the opposite with the Asians students, they do nothing BUT study.

[pantherandgrizzly]

@SouthParkBear That had to be the most Dumb logic I've ever heard lmao. I'm black and WE don't wear our shoes out faster. Black people clean there shoes and have tons of pairs maybe still from the 90s. Your pretty much saying every black person only does sports and can't get a real career. Lol that was just too funny x'D

[SouthParkBear]

@pantherandgrizzly "I'm black and WE don't wear our shoes out faster."

That's right-- you people can't do MATH either!

So you think one person speaks for the majority. "Your pretty much saying"

"YOUR" is a possessive pronoun, Ebonics-boy!

Lemme AXE you, did you EVER learn to speak or write English?

"Your pretty much saying every black person only does sports and can't get a real career"

Not if they DON'T DO THE WORK, they can't.

Like LEARNING BASIC ENGLISH?

ROTFLMAO

[pantherandgrizzly]

@SouthParkBear Lol talking big mess over the internet. Very cute. Sorry bro but words don't really affect me so your wasting your time acting like a hard ass:) Also, didn't know that youtube is a language arts class x"D

[SouthParkBear]

@pantherandgrizzly

Yeah go chew on a banana ape.

[pantherandgrizzly]

@SouthParkBear Lmao no I like apples sorry xD Racist are so hilarious

[Cyrumomselautfan]

@SouthParkBear I'm a Black female and I didn't think this was racist. Everyone should be able to laugh about their race and not take everything so seriously. As a Black female though, you do make a solid point about the "ball dreams" (lol) When I graduated high school most of the Black guys gained scholarship money by sport, the others that didn't said they wanted to be coaches. (Especially Black guys in the south) Not very promising or worth dating. BTW I do not speak ebonics lol

[Cyrumomselautfan]

@SouthParkBear I'm a Black female and I didn't think this was racist. Everyone should be able to laugh about their race and not take everything so seriously. As a Black female though, you do make a solid point about the "ball dreams" (lol) When I graduated high school most of the Black guys gained scholarship money by sport, the others that didn't said they wanted to be coaches. (Especially Black guys in the south) Not very promising or worth dating. BTW I do not speak ebonics lol

[SouthParkBear]

@Cyrumomselautfan

Yeah that's because before Obama, the black role-models were in sports or other entertainment-- not much different than minstrel-shows.

(Not that anyone should elect someone president to be a role-model, however.)

[rminitials]

hahahahahaha What a genius scene

[RCmaniac1231]

I thought they were coming after us LOL!!

[MrKingPerfect]

I'm highly offended by this because I know those black guys can definitely go faster than that

[SouthParkBear]

@MrKingPerfect

Yeah but so can white guys if they think blacks are AFTER them.

[thadarryl]

what's really Funny is how a little satire can start a 'comments' Race war. What's even more funny is that this discussion on race was started because a clip of a race. 

[SouthParkBear]

@thadarryl

Yep it's a RACIST clip LOL

[cooluser121]

fk that

[TheJuiceIsLoose031]

It is a comedy! JESUS!

[omkar415star]

Why are people getting offended !

thts the real problem

[MrMonsterinmypants]

why are black people fast?

because all the slow ones are in jail

[LatrellHassell]

@TheRabbit358 I'm Black and thats what I was Thinking!

[rawdenashitey]

i'm offensive and i find this black

[sstoicc]

@rawdenashitey this is on every single frickin racist family guy clip. dont the kids have any other thoughts these days?

[XxKingAssassinatexX]

@rawdenashitey OMG that joke is not funny i dont even understand why anyone likes it.. its like one of those arrow to the knee, or recording with a potato its not funny

[rawdenashitey]

@XxKingAssassinatexX i used to NOT like this joke then i took an arrow to the knee

[Elififa]

@rawdenashitey. They you sir haven't got the slightest inclination of what humor is. I get it though, you wanted the top comment. xD I'm I right?

[rawdenashitey]

@Elififa i think you are offensive and finding my comment black!

[Elififa]

@rawdenashitey. That doesn't even make any sense! even if you switch the words back.

[rawdenashitey]

@Elififa That used to make sense untill you took an arrow to the head!

[Elififa]

@rawdenashitey. Seriously dude! Stop ruining an already over used joke.

[rawdenashitey]

@rawdenashitey i think you are offensive and finding my comment black!

[Wariomania]

@rawdenashitey cant have mindfuck without mindfuck fuel eh?

[thaKG]

Why are people taking this seriously? I'm black and I thought it was funny.

[MrQueenie]

I don't see how anyone should be offended by this

[naruto99924]

@wasdare32

i didnt say that the belly button controls how fast you run

but your bodies centre of gravity is the bellybutton

this doesnt make you run fast, but it gives an advantage to others

your centre of gravity can help determine how you move not how quickly you move

i was just making a quick explanation as to why in the olympics there are more black skinned runners and more white skinned swimmers in swimming, theres only 500 characters its hard to make a detailed explanation

[GiraffeOmelette]

@TheRabbit358 Some people are just plain silly though and will get offended at anything. :3

[naruto99924]

just sayin this now but because of the differences in belly button placement (no matter how small) between black people and white people, both sides centres of gravities are different, because of this it makes black people physically better for running and white people physically better for swimming

despite that, seth isnt outright saying black people are better runners, but in the olympics generally black people do win the most

[wasdare32]

@naruto99924 ...you think the belly button controls how fast you run? That's got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It's because black people have more fast twitch muscle fibers than white people do and generally have more muscle mass. White people have more slow twitch muscle fibers, which is why white people are usually better at swimming, distance, and other endurance events.

[SluffyinHD]

I am a racetrack and I find this offensive

[thehardysroxs]

@TheRabbit358 na im white and i think it is true and funny

[deaderdeadbpu]

@TheRabbit358 lol, no one should be offended by the truth. Blacks are just better for the most part at running really really fast than white people. Play into your strengths! Now if this was a contest on enslaving another people to do a majority of the physical labor you needed done, then we know who would be on top right? :D

[Ritz190]

This is why we ran to our freedom back in the day! :D

but those damn dogs and horses......

[slamdunker32]

the chinese people would be in this 2, but they where still trying to park their cars outside the stadium

[MrCracker21]

@slamdunker32 LOL

[NathanNightRider]

ucking idiots at the top your fucking idiots god this si a funny vidieo not a top comment vidio

[ArabicToasteR]

@NathanNightRider what the fuck are you talking about

[anthony192411]

anyone who finds this offensive has no fucking sense of humor. shut the fuck up faggots.

[WayTooBased]

All of you who are offended can fucking die

[Empress6100]

i fell afended such as because im black and so should white people but at least its not on one race blacks and whites should fell afended

[ImortalZeus13]

how come its really only considered offending racisim if the victims are black?

[XzRaT3dRk0zX]

I'm an offended and I find this black.

[kemetkush]

american allways let white-guys go first....read american-history...this what the joke was about...dumbass.

[rrax12]

@kemetkush I remember that family guy episode and actually it was about Stewie saying something like: "gah.... *something something* is more outdated than white sprinters..." I have no idea how the hell could a black guy be offended by it and as a white guy I find it rather funny since it's kinda obvious that black guys are generally faster... big deal.. Racist jokes are only racist when you let yourself be offended by them...

[kemetkush]

@rrax12 you are one dumbass...hahahaha.

[nuzamaki90]

That's why black people own the olympics.

That's also why I love black people.

[TheTre369]

i'm not offended. just another funny stereotype that can be proven wrong ANY day now...

[ZornockMaregon]

@TheTre369 its actually been proven wrong and thousands of people saw it via tosh.0

[1972shat]

@TheTre369 -no...blacks are faster in a sprint.And, africans have everybody beat in marathons.History proves it!

[planetary109]

Well it's only fair that way XD

[ihelpyou247]

i am white and i find this offending...

haha i am just fucking with you ^_^

[smellytyrant]

if you're offended by this, dont be there complimenting you on you're athletic abilitys. :)