The Masturbation Song

[inorganicgrain]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha

[stherianthrope]

I think this song is against masturbating in public, but not all people do that. We all masturbate at some point, but like 89 or 99% of the world doesn't do it in public. But it's a funny song i will give it that.

[ManicPoetRyRy]

@stherianthrope Do it in the girls bathroom

[stherianthrope]

@ManicPoetRyRy maybe not that, I would never masturbate myself in public you can get in serious trouble not to mention it's taboo to do that these days, a long time ago in european countries you could do something like that for instance the russians showed their parents having sex to show them how they could do it and it's a natural part of life, but now a days the worst thing you could do is be naked in france either in your home or on a nude beach.

[frokeout1]

if you like to masturbate thumbs up!(:

[pompeyshannon]

Billy Is A Fuckin Legend brilliant tune

[digitalchico]

The Justin Bieber Boner video bought me here ROFL

[GRAHAM5020]

Absolutley magnificent...thank you for posting gartnave189

[Pirate1Teddy]

For replay just press 2 :3

[seanryan22]

Billy Connolly. A fucking Legend !!!!!



[nsm54]

any one else just get bored and typed in masterbation song

[JackMan2540]

@nsm54 no... I got bored and typed in masturbation song.

[nsm54]

@JackMan2540 really thts nice :)

[JackMan2540]

@nsm54 I know :) thought i'd share it with the world :)

[inorganicgrain]

@nsm54 hahahahahaha

[StanningtonSwFc]

chicken



[cagedstowgee]

shear epicosity!

[mrcrazynotlazyLjW]

Laugh.Out.Loud.

[lubyloo16]

ahahah pmsl x

[MrReman23]

i find this video delightful to masturbate to

[cookie0dough0bow]

lmfao



[cookie0dough0bow]

lol



[davelawd86]

its billy connelly any 1 that thinks it aint is a fanny so sillysteve

[Embargoman]

You got to jack off, off you've to jack, jack off !

[uderfail]

MASTERBAIT

[computermaster]

George is probably a wanker (literally) so people will poke fun at him.

[SillySteve181191]

there is a lot of people sayin this is billy and a lot of people sayin its not

in my opinion i would say this is him

but the evil scotsman is not him it is done by rockin jock so this might be done by rockin jock aswell

but thats just my opinion

[teacheroftheheart]

No need to get angry man. I'm just not sure if it's him or just a good soundalike. And I can't find a video of him singing it or anywhere where it says he sung it. And it's clearly a live recording; I know for a fact he never uses an organ or backing singers in his live shows. It's funny but I'm not sure.

[sk8r2them4x]

billy is a legend

[teacheroftheheart]

This is not Billy Connolly. You shouldn't just assume, it's clearly not his voice, or his laugh at the end, he doesn't have a Glasgow accent, it's funny but it's not him.

[craigham93]

@teacheroftheheart how is that no billy connolly

[PhilipToddCoppola]

@teacheroftheheart OH man That is CLEARLY Billy connolly 

[RangersFCx217x]

@teacheroftheheart u sir, are an idiot

[aidanmcl7]

@teacheroftheheart Of course its him ya tube. Its well known that its Billy Connolly N how does tht not sound like him?

[donkykong011]

2:10 lmao

[stupor12]

i had an amazing wank i had 5 massive blasts of semen that went about 6 feet in lengh there was just one problem on that occasion the fifth powershot of jizz hit me smack straight in my eye my eye lashes stuck together my eye was stinging and the white of my eye went red a sore end to an amazing wank on that occasion

[angelic2604]

This is a cover sang by Billy Connolly... words written by Rory Gallagher & David Cannon... Donegal... truly genius!!!!!!! ;))))

[craigham93]

fuckin qualitee

[ACjake666DC]

9 people got wankers cramp

[MastaKilla63]

''STOP MASTURBATING!!'' lol

[thisishowwedoit75]

where did this come from lol???

[TheNorsca]

Hahahahaha sweeeet lol

[Festa1983]

anothe example of the genius that is THE BIG YIN

[maaaaarrd]

you had to mas-tur-bate (0,1 second after) *weird guy with thumb up*

XDDDD

[b3rtne]

@maaaaarrd

Weird guy? That was Bill Clinton.

[craigham93]

@b3rtne thats what he said weird guy =D

[auspride22]

billy you are a legend

[UKzZMaDDoGGz]

1:19 thats my best mate rite there LOL

[HowsYourGicker]

hahaha i love this!!!

[xxSarahCoakleyxx]

Billy Connolly makes me proud to be Scottish !! xx

[xxSarahCoakleyxx]

Lmaoo, i love Billy Connolly <3 xx

[MarioJunkee30112]

OH JESUS. XDDDD

[starscreamsgirl989]

0:18 W...T...F?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VCHZMW2]

he looks like he's masturbated a couple thousand times

[carleyw14]

i pissed ma self laughin!!:L Great piss take!

[Sithguy77]

hahahaha

I got wankers cramp LOLOLOL

[KungfuCow5]

Billy Connolly is the best.

[iainwilson123]

HAHAHA LOL

[kackjo]

fuckin halarious 2:10 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!­!!!!

[angelboy78]

hahahahahaha :D

[mutley2209]

LMAO! this awsome haha

[Jodiep33]

billy is so cool and funny listit evil soctsman ppl is so good lol

[bhkoov]

Fuckin wankers !!!!!

[missmattskiba]

omg ive got wankers cramp lmao

[goldsgym1244]

cus u had to masturbate bate bate lol

[Davidbennett5]

lol the guy at the end caught!!!

[DanielleWilson96]

LOL

[LucaviAD]

LOL! I got a good laugh ...

I'm so going to Hell for this ...

[BigOto2]

0:29, you can see that the person with their finger on the guitar is pointing with a little bit of "middle finger"

[BigOto2]

so funny, pictures of arrows pointing to the PENIS!

[hell6knight6of6metal]

sweet song ^^

[aaaaaazia]

ohyeah ! :-D

[12345673090]

lmao. i kno all of the words..... heheh

[warriv1]

lol same here

[kostakishacker]

ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!!!!!!!!!

[markelli17]

2:08 LOL....xD ahahahahahahaha!

[jordz123432]

best song ever

[ChrisRmv]

wtf with 1:20?

[Barca57fan]

..dude its more of a thing like most ppl r cool with right hand and if your lefti ITS A TOTAL differnt person hahaha knw what i mean. jerk the gerk with right

[Jeesus353]

I guess he was masturbating with his right hand XD

[BigOto2]

He masturbates so much that his right arm is built up.

[djchalcraftDOTcom]

This song was not written by Billy!!!! - It was a song written by too talented Irish lads from donegal.. but very cool...

[chrisishot2]

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[stevefinnan2k8]

connolly is a genius!!!

[the905saints]

i have never masturbated on hidden camera in my life i swear

[Thecjmaster]

anybody have tabs for this song?(guitar) :)

[seanryan22]

Billy Connolly. A COMEDY GENIUS

[bagy999]

best billy connolly song

[chickenchazni]

the guy at the end is fuking hilarious haha

[brandonaitken]

lolz fucking better than evil scotsman

[Saamm93]

Lmao this is grate

[lookanird]

any person who says this is shit is ether gay or a goerge micheal fan or both

[Thecjmaster]

all george michael fans are gay lol :)

[brandonhud60]

@Thecjmaster your calling my parents gay then.

[CrystalCollision]

@Thecjmaster im a george michael fan and im technically gay haha

[SCJBabes]

Ha, Cool Video Lol, x

[alkhains992]

what the....

[carriedunnigan]

hahahahahaha!!! x

[russellbrandfreak]

ROFL lol!

[Fr0gEyE]

this is pish in every tacky way

[Steveiemoney98]

Good song

[cleanlife74]

this was fuckin great!!!

[djslaughtermouth]

one of the best songs ever

after evil scotsman

[bladesman1990]

pure klass.!!!

dats jst billy connolly al ova.!!!

[djslaughtermouth]

awesome video